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Rajinikanth Doesn't Move At The Speed Of Light. Light Moves At The Speed Of Rajinikanth. Rajinikanth Knows Victoria's Secret. Water Boils Faster When Raji...

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Once Rajnikant Taught A Boy How To Kiss. Now That Boy Is Known As '. . . . . . . . . Emran Hashmi'...

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Rajnikant Never Drive The Car On Road ,he Just Sit Inside The Car And Road Takes His Car To The Destination

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Rajnikant Bio-data- Hobby- Collecting Tigers Tooth Bullets With Hands Achievement- Skated On Lava Silly Thing Done- Swimming On Tsunami Most Embarrassing Mo...

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Rajinikanth Collects Honey From His Private Moon - Honeymoon.

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Once Superman, Spiderman, Batman And Ironman Went To Rajnikanth . . . . Because It Was 'teacher's Day'..

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Q:: Why Did Chicken Cross The Road ? A:: Because Lady Gaga Scared The S**t Out Of The Chicken.

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Rajnikanth Once Farted After A Heavy Meal... The Gas Today Is Known As Ozone Layer

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Lady Gaga Showed Up To The Vmas Wearing A Dress Made Of Real Meat. Chefs Near There Almost Cooked Her For Dinner

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Rajnikanth Kills Harry Potter In The 8th Book. Rajnikanth Can Kill Spiderman With Baygon!!! Rajnikanth Can Divide By Zero. Time And Tide, Wait For Rajnikanth...

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God Saw Me Hungry, He Created Pizza . He Saw Me Thirsty, He Created Pepsi . He Saw Me In Dark, He Created Light . He Saw Me Without Problems, He Crea...

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Most Funniest Joke Of Rajanikant Ever.... . . . Once Rajanikant Decided To Race With Da Time.... . Result Is Time Is Still Running.........

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At Last Diwali Is Very Close To Us.. Time To Forget The Past. Its D Festival Of Ligts,sweets,crackers. Lets Enjoy.... Happy Diwali..part2...

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Rajnikanth Once Ordered A Plate Of Idli In Mcdonalds.... . . . . . . . . And Got It.

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Once A Beggar Was Singing On A Road. Rajnikant Got Impressed, Gave Him His Gold Chain. Today Dat Beggar Is Known As . Bappi Lehri

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Intel's New Tag Line For Its Processors ... . . . . . . . . Rajnikanth Inside

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Dianosaurs Once Laughd At Rajnikant As A Result They Are Extinct....!

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Once Rajnikanth Had A Fight With His Wife..he Showed Her The Middle Finger, She Became Pregnant....b-)

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Top Indian Milk Containers- Ayesha Takia- 5l Sania- 3l Bipasha- 2.5l Katrina- 2l Mallika- 1.5l Deepika- 1l Kareena- Sample Pouch... Rakhi Sawant- Family...

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Pyramids Of Egypt Are Actually . . . . . . . Rajnikant's Primary School Geometry Projects !! Mind It......

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Its Kiss Day And Ive Kissed You Hundredth Time In My Thoughts Cant Wait Till We Meet

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Mrs.pratibha Patil Is Indian Citizen No.1... No. Of Rajnikant Is 0

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Mr. Bean Went To Sleep. What Did He Become?????? Dont Throw Ur Cell After Reading Answer,,,,,,,,,, Soya Bean...:-)

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Deadly Pj: If U Plant A Seed N It Dosnt Grow Wat Vil U Say? Think... Wake Up 'sid' ! :-d :-p...

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Once Rajanikant Decided To Stare At The Sun... The Sun Got Scared And Hided Itself Behind The Moon... Later This Situation Was Named As.. Solar Eclipse...

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The Statement Nobody Can Cheat Death, Is A Personal Insult To Rajnikanth. Rajni Cheats And Fools Death Everyday.

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Rajnikanth Calls Voldemort By His Name And Voldemort Calls Him As U Know Who Rajnikanth Has Counted To Infinity.... Twice! Rajnikanth Goes To Court And Se...

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Here Is A List Of Top Rajnikant Jokes.. Enjoy Cat Is Outdated. Now The Students Have 2 Prepare For Rat= Rajnikant Atitude Test Hrithik Tried To Participate In A...

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One Day An Unknown Child Came 2 Rajnikant's House.. Wen D Boy Came, Rajnikanth Said, Ae Kaun??.. N Today Dat Boy Is Famous N Is Known As Akon.....

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S : Banta: What Will You Advise Your Children About Marriage? Santa: Ill Never Marry In My Life And Ill Give The Same Advice To My Children Also....

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Mallika Arrived At A Railway Station For A Shooting. Bhikhari: Behanji 1 Rupiya Dedo. Malika Gave Him 1000 Rs. Secretary: Why U Gave Him 1000 Rs..? Malika: ...

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Who Is The Female Ghajini? . .. ... .... ..... ...... ....... Sheila B'coz She Keeps On Asking What's Her Name....

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Rajinikanth Doesnt Breathe. Air Hides In His Lungs For Protection.

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Mallika: I Have Been Raped In The Dark By A Sardar! Police:how Do U Know He Was A Sardar? Malika: Coz I Had To Tell Him Wat 2 Do How To Do.............

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Mr.bean Puts His Pencil Into A Horlicks Bottle. Y? Y? Y? Y? Y? 2 Make Da Pencil Taller, Stronger Nd Sharper..:-d He Is So Intelligent...........

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Once Bl Ates Gave 50 Rs Tip To A Waiter. Waiter- Sir,yesterday U Son Gave Me 500 Rs As Tip N U Gave Onky 50,why? Genuine Rply By Gates-he Is D Son Of A Miill...

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The Death Of Mj Is Revealed . The Day Before Mj Dird. .mj Saw Rajinikanth's Dance.and Got Shocked!!!!!!!!,bcoz Rajani Had Performedsun Walk...

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Rajinikant Once Ate An Entire Bottle Of Sleeping Pills. They Made Him Blink.

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Chatting With His Friend: Friend: How Was The Tape You Borrowed From Me, Is It Ok? Mr. Bean: What Do You Mean Ok, I Thought Its A Horror Film. I Didnt See A...

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Marriage: Friend: How Many Women Do You Believe Must A Man Marry? Mr. Bean: 16 Friend: Why? Mr. Bean: Because The Priest Says 4 Richer, 4 Poorer, 4 Bett...

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