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Once Rajnikant Took Part In Hign Jump. Nasa Reports That Rajnikant Is The First Man To Land On Mars...!

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If U Were Lady Gaga What Will U Do If U Wanna Make Someone Angry??? ......... Poke Er' Face :)

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The Great Wall Of China Was Originally Created To Keep Rajnikant Out. It Failed Miserably.

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Judge:why Did U Shoot Ur Wife Instead Of Shootingher Lover? Sardar:your Honour, Its Easier To Shoot A Woman Once, Than Shooting One Man Every Week....

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What Is The Meaning Of True Love True Love Is When Katrina Propose A Boy I Love U And Boy Replied,sorry I Already Have A Girlfriend And I Love Her Lot.

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Totally New Rajnikanth Facts..... 1. Rajnikanth Pulse Is Measured In Richter Scale 2.rajnikanth Can Speak Braille 3.rajnikanth Can Draw A Circle With A...

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Rajinikant Once Ate An Entire Bottle Of Sleeping Pills. They Made Him Blink.

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This Is The Best Of The Lot- When God Is In Shock He Exclaims O My Rajnikant...!! :- :-d B-)

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Newton: How To Write 4 In Between 5? China: Joke! America: The Question Is Wrong! Uk: Not Found Yet! ... Rajinikanth From India: F(iv)e..............:p...

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Top Indian Milk Containers- Ayesha Takia- 5l Sania- 3l Bipasha- 2.5l Katrina- 2l Mallika- 1.5l Deepika- 1l Kareena- Sample Pouch... Rakhi Sawant- Family...

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Government Pays Tax To Rajnikant For Working In India...........

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Rajnikant Had Died 20 Years Ago, . . . . . . .. . Death Hasn't Built Up The Courage To Tell Him Yet...

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Who Is The Female Ghajini? . .. ... .... ..... ...... ....... Sheila B'coz She Keeps On Asking What's Her Name....

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S : Banta: What Will You Advise Your Children About Marriage? Santa: Ill Never Marry In My Life And Ill Give The Same Advice To My Children Also....

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The Greatest Mystery Which Was Never Solved By Anyone And That Is Can U Please Tell Me- Did Egg Hatch First Or Was It The Hen Rajnikanth's Pet Hen...

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How To Make India A Super Power By The End Of This Year ? Just Ask Rajnikant To Join The Army............. Xd

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Ghosts Are Actually Caused By Rajanikanth Killing People Faster Than Death Can Process Them.

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Mutated Spider Bit Peter Parker, He Became Spiderman... Mutated Spider Bit Rajinikant, . . . . . . Spider Became Spiderkant...

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When Rajnikantswitch On His Ac Without Closing The Door. . . . . . . Winter Starts In India.? Happy Winter .:-)....

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Paul The Octopus Was Asked To Predict........ . . . When Would Rajnikanth Die..... . Result..... . Paul Died......

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Can You Guess Why Is There Lighting All Over The World? . . . . . Because . . . . . . Rajnikanth Is Practicing Cricket !!! That's All Folks!!!...

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Galileo Used Lamp To Study.graham Bell Used Candle.shakespeare Studied In Street Light.but, Do U Know About. Rajnikant? Only Agarbatti !!!...

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Rajnikant Won 'jumanji' Without Ever Saying The Word. He Simply Beat The Living S**t Out Of Everything That Was Thrown At Him, And The Game Forfeited.

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Intel's New Tag Line For Its Processors ... . . . . . . . . Rajnikanth Inside

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Once Rajnikant Gone For Morning Walk.. And In Afternoon Police Arrest Him.... . Why? . . Because, He Reached Usa Without Visa...

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Once Rajani Decided To Race Wit Time... . . . Result Is Rajnikant Came 1st. . . . . . . Time Is Still Running...!

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Do U Have Any Idea Y In Japan There Is Frequent Earthquake? Coz Our Great Rajanikanth Lost His Mobile In Japan In Vibrate Mode:-d

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Behind Every Successful Man, There Is A Woman. Behind Every Dead Man, There Is Rajanikanth.

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Santa: Malika Sherawat Is Going To Be Married. Banta: Who Is The Lucky Man? Santa: I Am. She Rejected Me.

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Dear Customer, We Would Like To Inform You That, Your True Friend Mr/mrs___is Missing You A Lot. Thank You. Sender

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Rajnikanth Doesnt Pay Attention. Attention Pays Him.!!

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Once Rajnikant Bunked A Whole Day In School... Since Then That Day Is Known As. . . . . . . . Sunday...

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Tell Any Microsoft Product Name?? Arya: Ms Xl Simbu: Ms Word Dhanush: Ms Powerpoint Vijay: Ms Dhoni......

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Finally Scientists Get Success In Finding Actual Reason Of Tsunami . . . ....

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Rajnikant Started A College...all Students Were Confused While Taling Admission...bcoz, Name Of D College Is Rajnikant's Medical College Of Engineering For...

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Once Rajnikant Taught A Boy How To Kiss. Now That Boy Is Known As '. . . . . . . . . Emran Hashmi'...

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A Sardar Went To Pizza Hut. There He Ordered A Pizza. The Waiter Asked Him: Sir Shell I Cut It Into 4 Pieces Or 8 Pieces. Sardar Replied: O 4 Hi Le Aa ...

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Basketball Player To Rajnikant: I Can Spin A Ball On My Finger For 2 Hours . Can U ? Rajnikanth:yena Rascala, How Do U Think The Earth Spins? Mind It....

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Rajnikants ' Tears Cure Cancer. Too Bad He Has Never Cried.

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Rajni, Rajni .. Yes Papa .. Eating D0sa? N0 Papa .. Telling Lie .. ? N0 Papa .. 0pen Y0ur M0uth .. Ha Ha Ha Ha :d

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