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Rajnikanth And Superman Once Had Arm Wrestled And The Loser Had To Wear His Underwear Over His Pants.. . . . We All Know Who Won...

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Rajnikanth Woke Up In The Morning And Decided That He Had To Share Atleast 1 Or His Knowledge With The World. Thus.. . . . . . . . Google Was Born....

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Rajni Once Had A Fgt Id One F His Freind,he Ordered Him Not To Show Him His Face Again In Life......... . . . Now D Person Is Known As Big Boss...!!...

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Once Rajanikant Decided To Stare At The Sun... The Sun Got Scared And Hided Itself Behind The Moon... Later This Situation Was Named As.. Solar Eclipse...

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Its A Nice Feeling When You Know That Someone Likes You, Someone Thinks About You, Someone Needs Youbut It Feels Much Better When You Know That Someone Never Ev...

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Once A Boy Inserted A Cd Named Rajnikanth Into His Pc... Guess Wot... . . .his Pc Started Rotating Around The Cd Rom...

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As A Child, Naughty Rajnikanth Once Peed Up Towards The Sky.... W Isro Found Traces Of Water On Moon...!!!

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Latest Fact - The Bikes Frm Yamaha Company R1 , R6 , R15 , Rx , Rxz ,.. . . . Its With No Doubt R Means Rajnikant :d

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Would A Lion Cheat?? No, But A Tiger Wood.

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Just B4 Landing Clinton's Air Craft Pilot Announcd: Mr. President, We R About 2 Land.so Plz Return The Air Hostess To Her Upright Position...

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Finally Scientists Get Success In Finding Actual Reason Of Tsunami . . . ....

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Rajni, Rajni .. Yes Papa .. Eating D0sa? N0 Papa .. Telling Lie .. ? N0 Papa .. 0pen Y0ur M0uth .. Ha Ha Ha Ha :d

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Most Funniest Joke Of Rajanikant Ever.... . . . Once Rajanikant Decided To Race With Da Time.... . Result Is Time Is Still Running.........

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Roger Federer: I've Great Knowledge Abt Tennis, U Can Ask Me Anything. Rajnikanth: Ok Tell Me, How Many Holes R Der In The Net... :p

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Rajnikanth Did His Kg From 7 Different Schools . . . . . . . . . . Now They Are Known As Iit's....

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Before Tom Cruise,rajnikant Was Approached For The Movie Mission Impossible But He Refused As He Found The Title Insulting Yo

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This Msg Is Being Sent In The Interest Of Humanity : Guys, Please Stop Making Jokes On Rajnikant Or He Will Destroy The Internet !!! :d

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Do U Have Any Idea Y In Japan There Is Frequent Earthquake? Coz Our Great Rajanikanth Lost His Mobile In Japan In Vibrate Mode:-d

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Rajnikant Was Shot Today.. . . . . . . . . . Tomorrow Is The Bullet's Funeral

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Mutated Spider Bit Peter Parker, He Became Spiderman... Mutated Spider Bit Rajinikant, . . . . . . Spider Became Spiderkant...

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Q: How To Make Justin Bieber Cry? A: Tell Him Santas Not Real!

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Tell Any Microsoft Product Name?? Arya: Ms Xl Simbu: Ms Word Dhanush: Ms Powerpoint Vijay: Ms Dhoni......

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One Day An Unknown Child Came 2 Rajnikant's House.. Wen D Boy Came, Rajnikanth Said, Ae Kaun??.. N Today Dat Boy Is Famous N Is Known As Akon.....

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Once Rajnikant Took Part In Hign Jump. Nasa Reports That Rajnikant Is The First Man To Land On Mars...!

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Why Did The British Leave India In 1947 ? . . . . . . . Because They Came To Know A Baby Named Rajnikant Will Be Born In 1947...

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Rajnikanth Once Farted After A Heavy Meal... The Gas Today Is Known As Ozone Layer

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Once Katrina Kaif Was Crying. Mother: Y R U Cryng? Katrina:i'm Very Old Mother: No.dear U R Only 26 Katrina: But Mom Eemran Is Just 22...

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Once Rajnikanth Was Asked How He Felt About The Jokes Made On Him Which Were Spreading Through Sms And Internet. To Everyones Surprise He Started Laughing And ...

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When Life Gives You A Bad Romance, Show Everyone Your Poker Face, Buy A New Telephone, Call Alejandro,go To A Well-known Club And Just Dance!but Don't Forget T...

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Katrina: Why Did You Sleep With A Scale? Kareena: Because I Wanted To Measure How Long I Have Slept..

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Rajnikant Won 'jumanji' Without Ever Saying The Word. He Simply Beat The Living S**t Out Of Everything That Was Thrown At Him, And The Game Forfeited.

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Once Rajinikant Was Mastrubating Near A House In Usa.. . . . . . . . Now It Is Known As White House...

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By Next Year We Will Have A Pen Drive Of . . . . . . 1 Rb . 1rb Means 1 -rajni Byte Pen Drive

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Rajinikanth Doesnt Wear A Watch. He Decides What Time It Is.

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Rajni Doesn't Turns The Light On. He Turns The . . . . . . . . . Dark Off.

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The Police Got A New Bullet Proof Jacket.. . . . . . . . Its A T-shirt With Rajinikant Photo Printed On It.....

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No Greeting Card To Give.. No Sweet Flowers To Send.. No Cute Graphics To Forward.. Just A Loving Heart Saying Happy Xmas...

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Rajnikanth N His Wife Having A Fight.... . . In Anger Rajni Showed His Wife The Middle Finger..... And.... She Got Pregnant.........

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1) The Bermuda Triangle Used To Be The Bermuda Square, Until Rajinikanth Kicked One Of D Corners Off. 2) Rajinikanth Once Ordered A Plate Of Idli In Mcdonal...

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Rajnikanth Can Divide By Zero. Rajinikanth Can Judge A Book By It's Cover. Rajinikanth Can Drown A Fish. Rajinikanth Can Delete The Recycle Bin....

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