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How To Make India A Super Power By The End Of This Year ? Just Ask Rajnikant To Join The Army............. Xd

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Once Rajani Decided To Race Wit Time... . . . Result Is Rajnikant Came 1st. . . . . . . Time Is Still Running...!

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Who Is The Female Ghajini? . .. ... .... ..... ...... ....... Sheila B'coz She Keeps On Asking What's Her Name....

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Roger Federer: I've Great Knowledge Abt Tennis, U Can Ask Me Anything. Rajnikanth: Ok Tell Me, How Many Holes R Der In The Net... :p

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Rajnikant Can Throw A Person Out Of The Window In A . . . . . . . Basement.

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This Is The Best Of The Lot- When God Is In Shock He Exclaims O My Rajnikant...!! :- :-d B-)

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Mutated Spider Bit Peter Parker, He Became Spiderman... Mutated Spider Bit Rajinikant, . . . . . . Spider Became Spiderkant...

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When Rajinikant Croses The Road, The Cars Have To Look . . . . . . . Left And Right Before Moving.

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Once Rajnikanth Was On Hot Seat Of Kbc ....... ............................. . And Computer Needed Lifeline To Choose D Question...

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The Greatest Mystery Which Was Never Solved By Anyone And That Is Can U Please Tell Me- Did Egg Hatch First Or Was It The Hen Rajnikanth's Pet Hen...

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This World Will Not End In 2013 Because............ Rajnikant Just Purchased A Mobile Phone With 3 Year Warranty

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Tsunami Came Because Rajnikant . . . . . . . . . Sneezed During His Evening Walk On Marina Beach!...

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Judge: You Want To Divorce Your Husband For Threatening U With A Deadly Weapon? Wife: You Got Me Wrong Your Honor. Im Divorcing Him For His Dead Weapon......

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Kid: 'mom Who Is God?' Mom: 'god Is Neither Male Nor Fmale,not Child,not Adult,not Blak Not White He Luvs Children' Kid: 'oh! Michael Jakson!' - Leo -...

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A 22 Wheeler Huge Truck Once Met With An Accident Against Rajnikanth...... . Since Then.... . . Its Called Tata Nano.......

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What's The Biggest Pressure For Pak Captain When Pak Needs 1 Run To Win In 8 Overs, With 5 Wickets In Hand? Ya Allah! How To Speak English In Presentation Cere...

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Mr.bean Puts His Pencil Into A Horlicks Bottle. Y? Y? Y? Y? Y? 2 Make Da Pencil Taller, Stronger Nd Sharper..:-d He Is So Intelligent...........

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Rajnikant Had Died 20 Years Ago, . . . . . . .. . Death Hasn't Built Up The Courage To Tell Him Yet...

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There Is No Such Thing As Evolution. Its Just A List Of Creatures That Rajnikanth Allowed To Live.

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Once Rajnikanth Was Asked How He Felt About The Jokes Made On Him Which Were Spreading Through Sms And Internet. To Everyones Surprise He Started Laughing And ...

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What Is The Meaning Of True Love True Love Is When Katrina Propose A Boy I Love U And Boy Replied,sorry I Already Have A Girlfriend And I Love Her Lot.

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Deadly Pj: If U Plant A Seed N It Dosnt Grow Wat Vil U Say? Think... Wake Up 'sid' ! :-d :-p...

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Government Pays Tax To Rajnikant For..... . . . . . . . . Working In India

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Itz The Day Of Cakes N Candles.. Snow N Songs.. Celebrations N Decortions.. Laughter N Luv.. Itz Ur B'day! Wishing U A Luvly N Fun-filled Day! Happy Bir...

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A Week Back . . Khalli Complained To Big Boss That He Wasnt Getting Enough Milk To Drink In The Big Boss House Guess What ? Big Boss Sent Pamela ! Join Fr

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Once, Our Dear Rajinikant Appeared For The Iit ..... . . . . . . There He Came To Know His Limits.

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Rajnikant Was Shot Today.. . . . . . . . . . Tomorrow Is The Bullet's Funeral

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Facebook Founder Mark Zuckenberg Hospitalized.. Bcoz Rajnikanth Poked Him.:d

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Rajnikanth And Superman Once Had Arm Wrestled And The Loser Had To Wear His Underwear Over His Pants.. . . . We All Know Who Won...

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1) The Bermuda Triangle Used To Be The Bermuda Square, Until Rajinikanth Kicked One Of D Corners Off. 2) Rajinikanth Once Ordered A Plate Of Idli In Mcdonal...

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If U Were Lady Gaga What Will U Do If U Wanna Make Someone Angry??? ......... Poke Er' Face :)

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Mr.bean Failed Medical College Entrance Exam For The Following Answers Antibody:one Who Hates His Body Artery:study Of Fine Paintings Bacteria:back Door Of C...

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Tell Any Microsoft Product Name?? Arya: Ms Xl Simbu: Ms Word Dhanush: Ms Powerpoint Vijay: Ms Dhoni......

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In Next Season Of Disneys Hannah Montana , Justin Will Be Playing The Role Of Hannah Montana.

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Rajnikant Issued A Cheque And. The Bank Bounced.

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Love Your Friends, And Also Your Enemies Too, Friens Will Help You For Your Winning Moments, But, Enemies Are The Reason Of Your Winning Moments.

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Who Can Sing A Group Song Alone ?????????? Think : : : : : Dnt Expect Everything For Rajnikant Dis Time Its Raavan......

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Top Indian Milk Containers- Ayesha Takia- 5l Sania- 3l Bipasha- 2.5l Katrina- 2l Mallika- 1.5l Deepika- 1l Kareena- Sample Pouch... Rakhi Sawant- Family...

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1) There Is No Such Thing As Global Warming. Rajinikanth Was Feeling Cold, So Brought The Sun Closer To Heat The Earth Up..:-p 2) Rajinikanth Once Had A He...

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Once A Child Went To Kashmir And Started Playing, By Making Small Mountains From Ice Today Those Mountains Are Called Himalayas And That Child Is Called . . ...

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