Celebrities Messages

There Is No Such Thing As Evolution, Its Just A List Of Creatures That Rajinikanth Allowed To Live.

Send this celebrities SMS

Mr. Bean Standing Near The Door . Wife : Why Are You Standing ? Bean : I'm Going To Hunt A Lion . Wife : Then Go .. Bean : How Can I Go ? A Dog Is Standing ...

Send this celebrities SMS

Balu's Dad Died And He Was Crying. After 5mins Cried Louder. His Frnd What Happnd Now?my Sister Jst Called Me.her Dad Also Died:-)

Send this celebrities SMS

Once, Our Dear Rajinikant Appeared For The Iit ..... . . . . . . There He Came To Know His Limits.

Send this celebrities SMS

Rajinikanth Puts The 'laughter' In Manslaughter. Rajinikanth Goes To Court And Sentences The Judge. Rajinikanth Can Handle The Truth. Rajinikanth Can S...

Send this celebrities SMS

I Have Lots Of Rajnikanth Message In My Phone. So, I Dont Need To Charge The Phone, . . . . It Automatically Get Charged...

Send this celebrities SMS

All Sardars Hav Decided To Offer 500 Crores To Rajinikant As A Thank You Token For Shifting Peoples Focus From Sardars To Rajinikant/...

Send this celebrities SMS

Rajinikanth Has Seen The Face Of The Fat Lady Who Owns The House In.. ! !! !!! !!!! !!!!! !!!!!! Tom And Jerry....!!!...

Send this celebrities SMS

1) There Is No Such Thing As Global Warming. Rajinikanth Was Feeling Cold, So Brought The Sun Closer To Heat The Earth Up..:-p 2) Rajinikanth Once Had A He...

Send this celebrities SMS

Hrithik Tried To Compete With Rajnikanth In Dance.... . . . . . . . . . . . . . Result : He Is On Wheel Chair In Guzaarish. :-d

Send this celebrities SMS

I Love U...!! These Words Were Said By Katrina Kaif To Me Last Nite In Her House.....but I Rejected..!! Lol...

Send this celebrities SMS

Before Tom Cruise, Rajnikant Was Approached For The Movie Mission Impossiblebut . . . . . . . He Refused As He Found The Title Insulting...

Send this celebrities SMS

Rajinikant Can Give Pain To Painkillers And Headache To Anacin.

Send this celebrities SMS

Once Rajnikant Bunked A Whole Day In School... Since Then That Day Is Known As. . . . . . . . Sunday...

Send this celebrities SMS

Marriage: Friend: How Many Women Do You Believe Must A Man Marry? Mr. Bean: 16 Friend: Why? Mr. Bean: Because The Priest Says 4 Richer, 4 Poorer, 4 Bett...

Send this celebrities SMS

Once Rajnikant Lost His Wallet. . . . . . . . . Since Then.... The World Is Facing Recession....

Send this celebrities SMS

Latest Fact - The Bikes Frm Yamaha Company R1 , R6 , R15 , Rx , Rxz ,.. . . . Its With No Doubt R Means Rajnikant :d

Send this celebrities SMS

1+0=1 1*0=0 1/0=? This Was The Question Once Asked To Rajnikanth And He Said,i Don't Know Thats Why It's Declared As Undefined.

Send this celebrities SMS

In A London Hospital..... A Doctr Ws Dismissed Fr Reading A Book.? .dat Buk's Name Ws.. Hw 2 Become A Docter In 30 Days......!!!!!!!!!!!!

Send this celebrities SMS

Rajnikant Can Teleport Himself Anywhere In The Universe By Simply Using A Casio Calculator Watch.

Send this celebrities SMS

A Week Back . . Khalli Complained To Big Boss That He Wasnt Getting Enough Milk To Drink In The Big Boss House Guess What ? Big Boss Sent Pamela ! Join Fr

Send this celebrities SMS

Once Rajni Peed From The Top Of A Hill. Today That Place Is Called . . . . . . . . . 'angel Falls'...

Send this celebrities SMS

Facebook Founder Mark Zukerberg Was Hospatilised???? Bcoz Rajnikant Poked Him On Facebook

Send this celebrities SMS

Love Your Friends, And Also Your Enemies Too, Friens Will Help You For Your Winning Moments, But, Enemies Are The Reason Of Your Winning Moments.

Send this celebrities SMS

1) There Is No Such Thing As Global Warming. Rajinikanth Was Feeling Cold, So Brought The Sun Closer To Heat The Earth Up..:-p 2) Rajinikanth Once Had A He...

Send this celebrities SMS

Once Rajini Adopted 2elephants,2 Camels Nd 2 Horses Frm Zoo...y?? . . Simply..!

Send this celebrities SMS

One Day An Unknown Child Came 2 Rajnikant's House.. Wen D Boy Came, Rajnikanth Said, Ae Kaun??.. N Today Dat Boy Is Famous N Is Known As Akon.....

Send this celebrities SMS

The Greatest Mystery Which Was Never Solved By Anyone And That Is Can U Please Tell Me- Did Egg Hatch First Or Was It The Hen Rajnikanth's Pet Hen...

Send this celebrities SMS

Final Warning- Enough Is Enough...!!! No More Rajnikant Jokes..!!! He Has Felt So Bad That He Started Crying Now... And I Cant Take This Rains In Decem...

Send this celebrities SMS

Once Rajnikant Participated In 100 Meters Race And Obviously He Came First.... But Einstein Died After Watching That. Because. Light Came Second...

Send this celebrities SMS

Lady Gaga Showed Up To The Vmas Wearing A Dress Made Of Real Meat. Chefs Near There Almost Cooked Her For Dinner

Send this celebrities SMS

Beat This : Sachin Tendulkar : Boost Is The Secret Of My Energy.. ..................................... Boost: Rajnikanth Is The Secret Of Our Energy..!!

Send this celebrities SMS

I See No Changes Wake Up In The Morning And I Ask Myself Is Life Worth Living Should I Blast Myself I'm Tired Of Being Poor And Even Worse I'm Black My Stoma...

Send this celebrities SMS

Rajni Once Had A Fgt Id One F His Freind,he Ordered Him Not To Show Him His Face Again In Life......... . . . Now D Person Is Known As Big Boss...!!...

Send this celebrities SMS

New Year Count Down Is About To Begin. Here's Sending My Choicest Blessing Of Cheers And Joys Galore And Wishing You A Wonderful Year 2012....

Send this celebrities SMS

Why Katrina Hot ? Because Salman Is Cool

Send this celebrities SMS

Rajnikanth Was Playing Kbc And . . . .

Send this celebrities SMS

Hrithik Roshan Is Making Titanic With Some Changes.. In The Climax, He Does Not Die But Swims Across The Ocean With The Herione In One Hand And . . . . . ...

Send this celebrities SMS

If U Giv Me 100 Young Boys,i Can Change D Nation -swami Vivekanand If U Giv Me 100 Young Girls,i Can Create Another Nation. -swami Imraan Hashmi....

Send this celebrities SMS

If Superman And The Flash Were To Race To The Edge Of Space You Know Who Would Win? Chuck Norris.

Send this celebrities SMS
You think you have better messages? Share with us and earn 20 miles Share Now!