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Once A Boy Was Playing Cricket Outside Rajini's House And The Ball Hit Rajini's Window..rajini Took The Ball N Told D Boy To Play Slowly...that Boy Is None Othe...

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Rajnikanth Can Set Ants On Fire With A Magnifying Glass..... . . . . . . . . . At Night.

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What Do U Call It When Mother Of Bill Gates Becomes Bored? Ans:- Mother-board

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First Bruno Mars Wanted To Be A Billionare.. Next He Got A Girlfriend, And Liked Her Just The Way She Was.. Then She Cheated On Him But He Would Still Catch A...

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Once A Beggar Was Singing On A Road. Rajnikant Got Impressed, Gave Him His Gold Chain. Today Dat Beggar Is Known As . Bappi Lehri

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Lady Gaga Showed Up To The Vmas Wearing A Dress Made Of Real Meat. Chefs Near There Almost Cooked Her For Dinner

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Rajnikant Participated In F1 Race And Won.....and Every Body Was Shocked Guess Why.........his Car Was In Neutral Gear Throughout The Race

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Finaly Central Govt. Found D Reason Behind Onion Price Hike... . . . . . . . . Bcoz Rajnikant Ordered A Onion Dhosa !! :d

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Most Funniest Joke Of Rajanikant Ever.... . . . Once Rajanikant Decided To Race With Da Time.... . Result Is Time Is Still Running.........

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So Many Time I Thought I'd Never Find Sum1 To Love Me D Way I Needed 2 B Loved Then U Came In My Life N Showed Me Wh8 True Love Is ..

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Rajnikanth's Latest Joke : 1.there's Nothing Like Recession, It's Just That Rajnikanth Started Saving Some Money..! 2. Rajnikant Knows Victoria's Secret 3....

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Dear Customer, We Would Like To Inform You That, Your True Friend Mr/mrs___is Missing You A Lot. Thank You. Sender

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Look At The Sky At 9:45 Pm Today!!! U Can See Rajnikant!!! He's Participating In Asian Games High Jump!!!!!!! :wink:

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Q. Whats The Difference Between Justin Bieber And Lady Gaga ? A. One Of Them Has Balls And It Aint Bieber.

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When Rajnikantswitch On His Ac Without Closing The Door. . . . . . . Winter Starts In India.? Happy Winter .:-)....

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Which Famous Celebrity Has Had The Most Children Over The Last 10 Years? Michael Jackson

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There Is No Such Thing As Evolution, Its Just A List Of Creatures That Rajinikanth Allowed To Live.

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Once Rajinikant Was Drinking Water... . . Now.. Come On!.at Least Let Him Drink Water Peacefully... U Ppl Want Jokes For Everything??...

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Rajnikant Was Once Asked By A Reporter How He Felt About All The Rajnikant Jokes On The Internet And Sms? His Reply Was. Do You Think They Are Jokes...

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Final Warning- Enough Is Enough...!!! No More Rajnikant Jokes..!!! He Has Felt So Bad That He Started Crying Now... And I Cant Take This Rains In Decem...

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3 Season Why People Prefers Sheila Over Munni. Analyzed By Mba Student 1)branding Munni Is Badnam Sheila Is Jawan. 2)place Of Performance Munni Is Gyrate...

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Once A Guy Winked At Rajnikants Wife, Rajni Twisted His Limbs And Broke His Eyelid. . . . . . . We Now Know Him As Baba Ramdev.. !!!!...

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While In A Drug Store: Mr. Bean: Id Like Some Vitamins For My Grandson. Clerk: Sir, Vitamin A, B Or C? Mr. Bean: Any Will Do, My Grandson Doesn't Know The...

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Once Rajnikaant Signed A Cheque . . . . . . . , And The Bank Bounced!!

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Galileo Used Lamp To Study.graham Bell Used Candle.shakespeare Studied In Street Light.but, Do U Know About. Rajnikant? Only Agarbatti !!!...

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Its A Nice Feeling When You Know That Someone Likes You, Someone Thinks About You, Someone Needs Youbut It Feels Much Better When You Know That Someone Never Ev...

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You Cant Beat Dis One : An E-mail Was Sent From Pune To Mumbai... . . . . Rajnikant Stopped It In Lonavala. :d...

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Here Is A List Of Top Rajnikant Jokes.. Enjoy Cat Is Outdated. Now The Students Have 2 Prepare For Rat= Rajnikant Atitude Test Hrithik Tried To Participate In A...

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Princpal-wat Do Yu Want To Become In Future? Studnt-after Studying Mbbs,want 2 Join Policen Get A Good Job In Software Company And Do Work As Lawyer And Cons...

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Rajni Once Had A Fgt Id One F His Freind,he Ordered Him Not To Show Him His Face Again In Life......... . . . Now D Person Is Known As Big Boss...!!...

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Plz Don't See New Indian Movie 3 Idiots Bcoz They Dont Sign U. We All Protest Against This Bcoz You Are The Most Deservng 2 B A Part Of Da Cast!...

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Latest Fact - The Bikes Frm Yamaha Company R1 , R6 , R15 , Rx , Rxz ,.. . . . Its With No Doubt R Means Rajnikant :d

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Joke: A Boy Of America To A Boy Of India:- I Have S*x Bombs Like Megan Fox, Angelina Jolie And Britney Spears. What U Have???? Indian Boy:- I ...

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Mr.bean Got An Invitation For A Party,they Told Him That He Put Must Put Brown Tie Only, Mr.bean Went To Party,he Was Shocked. Others Were Wearing Pants N Shi...

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How Newton Died ? He Died After Seen South Indian Movies.. Because He Couldn't Bear Rajnikant Breaking All The Law Of Physics Which He Made......

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Vijay Participated In 100 Meter Race And Obviously He Came First.... But Einstein Died After Watching That.....coz... Light Came Second..!...

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Once A Girl Lost Her Virginity.... Rajnikanth Got It Back For Her :d

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Newton: How To Write 4 In Between 5? China: Joke! America: The Question Is Wrong! Uk: Not Found Yet! ... Rajinikanth From India: F(iv)e..............:p...

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Pyramids Of Egypt Are Actually . . . . . . . Rajnikant's Primary School Geometry Projects !! Mind It......

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Where There Is A Will, There Is A Way. Where There Is Rajinikanth, There Is No Other Way. Rajinikanth Is A Weapon Created By God To Use On Doomsday To End T...

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