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Rajnikanth Makes Coffee By Grinding Beans With His Teeth And Boiling Milk With His Anger.

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Intel Launched Its Next-gen Processor And The Tagline Is..... . . . . . . . . Rajnikanth Inside...

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By Next Year We Will Have A Pen Drive Of . . . . . . 1 Rb . 1rb Means 1 -rajni Byte Pen Drive

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Rajinikanth Once Kicked A Horse In The Chin. Its Descendants Are Today Called Giraffes.

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Which Famous Celebrity Has Had The Most Children Over The Last 10 Years? Michael Jackson

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If U Wnt 2 Pass Xams, . Just At D Beginning Of Every Answer Write... . 'according To Rajnikant..' ... Get Full Marks Guaranteed...

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New Year Count Down Is About To Begin. Here's Sending My Choicest Blessing Of Cheers And Joys Galore And Wishing You A Wonderful Year 2012....

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Pyramids Of Egypt Are Actually . . . . . . . Rajnikant's Primary School Geometry Projects !! Mind It......

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Do U Have Any Idea Y In Japan There Is Frequent Earthquake? Coz Our Great Rajanikanth Lost His Mobile In Japan In Vibrate Mode:-d

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In Case There Is A Break Off Between Saif And Kareena, Saif Will Have His Tattoo Changed To Guess What? A: Kameena

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When Rajinikant Croses The Road, The Cars Have To Look . . . . . . . Left And Right Before Moving.

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Look At The Sky At 9:45 Pm Today!!! U Can See Rajnikant!!! He's Participating In Asian Games High Jump!!!!!!! :wink:

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Rajinikant Can Give Pain To Painkillers And Headache To Anacin.

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Phone Call For Sehwag: Indian Team Manager : Hello(over Phone) Wife :can I Talk To Sehwag, This Is His Wife. Indian Team Manager:sorry, He Is Just Going To B...

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In A London Hospital..... A Doctr Ws Dismissed Fr Reading A Book.? .dat Buk's Name Ws.. Hw 2 Become A Docter In 30 Days......!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Chatting With His Friend: Friend: How Was The Tape You Borrowed From Me, Is It Ok? Mr. Bean: What Do You Mean Ok, I Thought Its A Horror Film. I Didnt See A...

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A Celebrity Is A Person Who Works Hard All His Life To Become Well Known, Then Wears Dark Glasses To Avoid Being Recognized

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S : Banta: What Will You Advise Your Children About Marriage? Santa: Ill Never Marry In My Life And Ill Give The Same Advice To My Children Also....

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Hrithik Tried To Compete With Rajnikanth In Dance.... . . . . . . . . . . . . . Result : He Is On Wheel Chair In Guzaarish. :-d

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Who Is The Female Ghajini? . .. ... .... ..... ...... ....... Sheila B'coz She Keeps On Asking What's Her Name....

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C Ronaldo-i Can Spin A Football In My Finger For 2hrs.. Can U...... . . . . . Rajnikanth-how Do You Think The Earth Spin...

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A Kiss Says It All And Heres One To Say I Want You And Yes I Love You Too

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Before Tom Cruise, Rajnikant Was Approached For The Movie Mission Impossiblebut . . . . . . . He Refused As He Found The Title Insulting...

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Top Indian Milk Containers- Ayesha Takia- 5l Sania- 3l Bipasha- 2.5l Katrina- 2l Mallika- 1.5l Deepika- 1l Kareena- Sample Pouch... Rakhi Sawant- Family...

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Why Kareena Did Not Marry Shahid? . . . . . . Bcoz She Wanted A New Surname After Marriage. Not Kapoor Agiain....

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Rajnikanth's Latest Joke : 1.there's Nothing Like Recession, It's Just That Rajnikanth Started Saving Some Money..! 2. Rajnikant Knows Victoria's Secret 3....

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I Love U...!! These Words Were Said By Katrina Kaif To Me Last Nite In Her House.....but I Rejected..!! Lol...

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Would A Lion Cheat?? No, But A Tiger Wood.

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New Dialogue From Rajnikanth Movie: I Will Hit U So Hard That Even Google Will Not Be Able To Find U!

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Latest Fact - The Bikes Frm Yamaha Company R1 , R6 , R15 , Rx , Rxz ,.. . . . Its With No Doubt R Means Rajnikant :d

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Stars + Moon = Romantic Night , Birds + Sky = Lovely Day , Forest + Animals = Beautiful World , You + Your Smile = Oh Gosh Devil! Johncena786...

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Rajnikanth Is The Secret Of Boosts Energy And Complan Is A Rajnikanth Boy.

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Lady Gaga Is Wearing Meat Dress So That She Can Fatten Up.

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Gini Rubs Rajnikant And He Grants Them. . . ., . . . . . . Three Wishes.

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Rajnikanth Knows That Bingo Mad Angles Is Tasty From . . . . . . . . Which Angle.

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One Day Rajnikanth Kicked A Horse On The Chin.its Descendants Are Today Called Giraffe.

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Rajnikanth And Superman Once Had Arm Wrestled And The Loser Had To Wear His Underwear Over His Pants.. . . . We All Know Who Won...

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At Last Diwali Is Very Close To Us.. Time To Forget The Past. Its D Festival Of Ligts,sweets,crackers. Lets Enjoy.... Happy Diwali..part2...

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A Santa Goes To A Chinese Restaurant And Puts His Finger On The Last Of Menu: Bring This. Waiter: Oh! U C'nt Get It Bcoz He Is Owner Of Restaurant....

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No Greeting Card To Give.. No Sweet Flowers To Send.. No Cute Graphics To Forward.. Just A Loving Heart Saying Happy Xmas...

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