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Rajnikanth Participated In 100 Meter Race And Obviously He Came First.. But Einstein Died After Watching That. Coz. Light Came Second.!

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Rajnikanth Doesnt Pay Attention. Attention Pays Him.!!

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Rajnikant Tells A Gps Which Way To Go.

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Before Tom Cruise, Rajnikant Was Approached For The Movie Mission Impossiblebut . . . . . . . He Refused As He Found The Title Insulting...

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Rajinikanth Was Going For A Morning Walk... Suddenly 5 Forest Range Officers Surrounded Him.. He Was Confused And Asked Them Why??? They Said It S Government ...

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Marriage: Friend: How Many Women Do You Believe Must A Man Marry? Mr. Bean: 16 Friend: Why? Mr. Bean: Because The Priest Says 4 Richer, 4 Poorer, 4 Bett...

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Rajnikanth Once Ordered A Plate Of Idli In Mcdonalds.... . . . . . . . . And Got It.

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If U Giv Me 100 Young Boys,i Can Change D Nation -swami Vivekanand If U Giv Me 100 Young Girls,i Can Create Another Nation. -swami Imraan Hashmi....

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Once Rajnikanth Was On Hot Seat Of Kbc ....... ............................. . And Computer Needed Lifeline To Choose D Question...

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Rajnikanth Kills Harry Potter In The 8th Book. Rajnikanth Can Kill Spiderman With Baygon!!! Rajnikanth Can Divide By Zero. Time And Tide, Wait For Rajnikanth...

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Once A Beggar Was Singing On A Road. Rajnikant Got Impressed, Gave Him His Gold Chain. Today Dat Beggar Is Known As . Bappi Lehri

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This Is The Best Of The Lot- When God Is In Shock He Exclaims O My Rajnikant...!! :- :-d B-)

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Once Rajini Adopted 2elephants,2 Camels Nd 2 Horses Frm Zoo...y?? . . Simply..!

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When You Say No One Is Perfect, Rajinikant Takes This As A Personal Insult.

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Final Warning- Enough Is Enough...!!! No More Rajnikant Jokes..!!! He Has Felt So Bad That He Started Crying Now... And I Cant Take This Rains In Decem...

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Mr. Bean Attending A Meeting: Colleague: Sorry Im Late. I Got Stuck In An Elevator For 4 Hrs Because Of A Power Failure. Mr. Bean: Thats Alright, Me Tooi Go...

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Dianosaurs Once Laughd At Rajnikant As A Result They Are Extinct....!

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Mother - That Was The Bank Where We Deposited All Our Hurts And Worries. Happy Mothers Day.

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Once Rajnikaant Signed A Cheque . . . . . . . , And The Bank Bounced!!

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Intel's New Tag Line For Its Processors ... . . . . . . . . Rajnikanth Inside

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A Santa Goes To A Chinese Restaurant And Puts His Finger On The Last Of Menu: Bring This. Waiter: Oh! U C'nt Get It Bcoz He Is Owner Of Restaurant....

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Sardar Got Into A Bus On 1st April When Conductor Asked For Ticket. He Gave Rs.10/- And Took The Ticket And Said April Fool. I Have Pass....

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Galileo Used Lamp To Study.graham Bell Used Candle.shakespeare Studied In Street Light.but, Do U Know About. Rajnikant? Only Agarbatti !!!...

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Santa Asked Banta: Why Manmohan Singh Goes For A Walk In Evening? Banta: Very Simple, Because He Is Pm Not Am.:p

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Once In A Fight Rajni Got Angry And Showed D Middle Finger To A Lady.the Lady Got Pregnant!.!

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Once Rajnikant Lost His Wallet. . . . . . . . . Since Then.... The World Is Facing Recession....

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Rajinikanth Once Kicked A Horse In The Chin. Its Descendants Are Today Called Giraffes.

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Scientist Wasted Money And Time Inventing Money On Rocket Technology As They Were Not Aware Of Rajnikant .

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1o,0oo Years Ago Rajnikanth's Girlfriend Died. He Cried A Lot Today . . Still 71 Of The Earth's Surface Is Covered Wid Water-)

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All Scientist Failed Bt Rajnikanth Did... Q-which Liquid Turns Solid On Heating? Ans- Dosa.....rajni Rocks

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Government Pays Tax To Rajnikant For..... . . . . . . . . Working In India

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A 22 Wheeler Huge Truck Once Met With An Accident Against Rajinikanth . . Since Then, It Is Called Tata Nano.

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Rajnikanth's Pulse Is Measured In ... : : Richter Scale !!!! :)

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As A Kid Rajnikant Maintained A Diary Of Day To Day Activities, Today That Diary Called As. . . . Guinness Book Of World Records...

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Totally New Rajnikanth Facts..... 1. Rajnikanth Pulse Is Measured In Richter Scale 2.rajnikanth Can Speak Braille 3.rajnikanth Can Draw A Circle With A...

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When Rajinikant Croses The Road, The Cars Have To Look . . . . . . . Left And Right Before Moving.

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S : Banta: What Will You Advise Your Children About Marriage? Santa: Ill Never Marry In My Life And Ill Give The Same Advice To My Children Also....

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The Missing Piece Of Apple Inc. Logo Was Officially Eaten By. . .. . . . . . . . Rajnikant...

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C Ronaldo-i Can Spin A Football In My Finger For 2hrs.. Can U...... . . . . . Rajnikanth-how Do You Think The Earth Spin...

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I Wake Up From Dreams And Go Wow, Put This Down On Paper. The Whole Thing Is Strange. You Hear The Words, Everything Is Right There In Front Of Your Face . . ...

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