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One Day An Unknown Child Came 2 Rajnikant's House.. Wen D Boy Came, Rajnikanth Said, Ae Kaun??.. N Today Dat Boy Is Famous N Is Known As Akon.....

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Golden Words Love Is The Seventh Sense Which Destroys All The Six Senses. And U Become Non Sense! -).....................

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Once Rajnikanth Was Playing Cricket In Rain Watching This God Has Stopped Rain....and Said Oh Ma Rajnikanth

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Stars + Moon = Romantic Night , Birds + Sky = Lovely Day , Forest + Animals = Beautiful World , You + Your Smile = Oh Gosh Devil! Johncena786...

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Doctor: I Regret To Tell You That You Have A Brain Tumor. Mrbean: Yes(jumps In Joy) Doc: Did You Understand What I Just Told You? Bean: Yes Of Course, Do ...

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Rajnikanth Was Playing Kbc And . . . .

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Q: Who Had A Double Role In Movie 'sholay'? A: King George He Is On Both Sides Of The Coin )

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Plz Don't See New Indian Movie 3 Idiots Bcoz They Dont Sign U. We All Protest Against This Bcoz You Are The Most Deservng 2 B A Part Of Da Cast!...

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Kid: 'mom Who Is God?' Mom: 'god Is Neither Male Nor Fmale,not Child,not Adult,not Blak Not White He Luvs Children' Kid: 'oh! Michael Jakson!' - Leo -...

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Rajni Once Had A Fgt Id One F His Freind,he Ordered Him Not To Show Him His Face Again In Life......... . . . Now D Person Is Known As Big Boss...!!...

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Once Rajnikant Donated Blood To A Very Small,sicky,thin Child... Today.... That Child Is Known As... The Great Khalli... :p...

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Pyramids Of Egypt Are Actually . . . . . . . Rajnikant's Primary School Geometry Projects !! Mind It......

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After Wedin Night Bill Gates Asked His Wife, Darling, How Was It? Wife Disappointedly Said, Hunh! Now I Know Why You Named Your Company Micro Soft...

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One Night While Rajnikant Was Not Sleeping, Was Mumbling Some Random Numbers... . . . Thats How The Log Table Was Invented.

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My Message And You Smile My Message Your Smile Wonderful Combinations In This World Heart Beats, Night Moon, Music Songs, Roses Love, Fish Water,...

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Your Birthday Is The Perfect Day To Say I Care, Because You Will Remember Me When U Certainly Make It A Big Affair And When You Do Hold A Party... I Bet You Wil...

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Rajnikanth Can Divide By Zero. Rajinikanth Can Judge A Book By It's Cover. Rajinikanth Can Drown A Fish. Rajinikanth Can Delete The Recycle Bin....

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Height Of All Rajnikant Jokes... . . . . . . . The Film Titanic Was Shot In Rajnikant Bathtub :d

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1+0=1 1*0=0 1/0=? This Was The Question Once Asked To Rajnikanth And He Said,i Don't Know Thats Why It's Declared As Undefined.

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Some Magicans Can Walk On Water, . Rajnikant Can Swim Through Land

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Funpoll :- Is Dravid A Better Test Batsman Than Tendulkar? A) Of Course, He Wins More Matches. B) Hey No, He Scores Too Slowly. C) I'm Too Wrong Person To D...

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A Santa Goes To A Chinese Restaurant And Puts His Finger On The Last Of Menu: Bring This. Waiter: Oh! U C'nt Get It Bcoz He Is Owner Of Restaurant....

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Itz The Day Of Cakes N Candles.. Snow N Songs.. Celebrations N Decortions.. Laughter N Luv.. Itz Ur B'day! Wishing U A Luvly N Fun-filled Day! Happy Bir...

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Who Can Sing A Group Song Alone ?????????? Think : : : : : Dnt Expect Everything For Rajnikant Dis Time Its Raavan......

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Santa: Malika Sherawat Is Going To Be Married. Banta: Who Is The Lucky Man? Santa: I Am. She Rejected Me.

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If You Spell Rajanikanth Wrong On Google It Doesnt Say, Did You Mean Rajanikanth? It Simply Replies, Run While You Still Have The Chance.

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Rajnikanth Special- 1) Rajinikanth's Calendar Goes Straight From March 31st To April 2nd. No One Fools Rajanikanth:-). 2) The Last Time Rajinikanth Kille...

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New Dialogue From Rajnikanth Movie: I Will Hit U So Hard That Even Google Will Not Be Able To Find U!

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1) The Bermuda Triangle Used To Be The Bermuda Square, Until Rajinikanth Kicked One Of D Corners Off. 2) Rajinikanth Once Ordered A Plate Of Idli In Mcdonal...

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Its Kiss Day And Ive Kissed You Hundredth Time In My Thoughts Cant Wait Till We Meet

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How To Make India A Super Power By The End Of This Year ? Just Ask Rajnikant To Join The Army............. Xd

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When Rajinikanth Does Push-ups, He Isn't Lifting Himself Up. He Is Pushing The Earth Down.

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The Greatest Mystery Which Was Never Solved By Anyone And That Is Can U Please Tell Me- Did Egg Hatch First Or Was It The Hen Rajnikanth's Pet Hen...

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Rajnikant Participated In F1 Race And Won.....and Every Body Was Shocked Guess Why.........his Car Was In Neutral Gear Throughout The Race

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Rajnikanth Woke Up In The Morning And Decided That He Had To Share Atleast 1 Or His Knowledge With The World. Thus.. . . . . . . . Google Was Born....

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First Bruno Mars Wanted To Be A Billionare.. Next He Got A Girlfriend, And Liked Her Just The Way She Was.. Then She Cheated On Him But He Would Still Catch A...

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Adolf Hitler Says: If You Want To Shine Lik Sun, First You Will Have To Burn Like It

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Once Rajnikant Took Part In Hign Jump. Nasa Reports That Rajnikant Is The First Man To Land On Mars...!

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Who Can Stop More Than 50 Cars With 1 Hand . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Trafic Police . Moral: Don't Expect Rajini Everytime...-)

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Before Tom Cruise, Rajnikant Was Approached For The Movie Mission Impossiblebut . . . . . . . He Refused As He Found The Title Insulting...

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