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What Is Globalization? Ans: Diana's Death An English Princess With Egyptian Boyfriend, Crashes In A French Tunnel, In A German Car, With A Dutch Engine...

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How Did Newton Die? He Died Aftr Seeing South Indian Movies ? Coz He Could Not Bear Rajnikant Breaking Aii The Laws Of Physics He Made :)

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What Is Success? In 1988 Tendulkar Failed In English In 10th Std!! But In 2010 10th Std English 1st Lesson Is About Tendulkar!!! That's Success....

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Rajnikant Can Teleport Himself Anywhere In The Universe By Simply Using A Casio Calculator Watch.

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Recently ,china Airports Were Closed Due 2 Heavy Fog. . . . . . . Later It Was Discovered That Rajnikant Was Having Hukkah From India...

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Balu's Dad Died And He Was Crying. After 5mins Cried Louder. His Frnd What Happnd Now?my Sister Jst Called Me.her Dad Also Died:-)

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Once Rajnikant Lost His Wallet. . . . . . . . . Since Then.... The World Is Facing Recession....

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Once Rajnikant Taught A Boy How To Kiss. Now That Boy Is Known As '. . . . . . . . . Emran Hashmi'...

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Just B4 Landing Clinton's Air Craft Pilot Announcd: Mr. President, We R About 2 Land.so Plz Return The Air Hostess To Her Upright Position...

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Rajnikant Had Died 20 Years Ago, . . . . . . .. . Death Hasn't Built Up The Courage To Tell Him Yet...

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Rajnikant's School Time Homework Is Now Known As . . . . . . . . Wikipedia

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Deadly Pj: If U Plant A Seed N It Dosnt Grow Wat Vil U Say? Think... Wake Up 'sid' ! :-d :-p...

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Once Rakhi Sawant Goes To Lic Office. Rakhi: I Want To Get My Body Insured. Officer: Sorry Madam, We Do Not Insure Public Property....

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Once Superman, Spiderman, Batman And Ironman Went To Rajnikanth . . . . Because It Was 'teacher's Day'..

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Who Can Stop More Than 50 Cars With 1 Hand . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Trafic Police . Moral: Don't Expect Rajini Everytime...-)

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Rajnikanth Once Hit A Six And Now That Ball Is Called....pluto....

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Rajnikant Wears A Hat Because If The Crystaline Structure Of His Beard Ever Hit Light, It Would Magnify It, Creating A Fire. Just Ask The Dinosaurs

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Katrina: Why Did You Sleep With A Scale? Kareena: Because I Wanted To Measure How Long I Have Slept..

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Rajinikanth Was Going For A Morning Walk... Suddenly 5 Forest Range Officers Surrounded Him.. He Was Confused And Asked Them Why??? They Said It S Government ...

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Recently, China Airports Were Closed Due To Heavy Fog... . Later It Was Discovered That Rajnikant Was.... Having Hukkah From India...!! :p :)...

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Mallika Arrived At A Railway Station For A Shooting. Bhikhari: Behanji 1 Rupiya Dedo. Malika Gave Him 1000 Rs. Secretary: Why U Gave Him 1000 Rs..? Malika: ...

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Intel Launched Its Next-gen Processor And The Tagline Is..... . . . . . . . . Rajnikanth Inside...

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Tsunami Came Because Rajnikant . . . . . . . . . Sneezed During His Evening Walk On Marina Beach!...

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Rajnikant Can Make Two Parallel Lines. . . . . . . . Intersect Each Other.

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Government Pays Tax To Rajnikant For..... . . . . . . . . Working In India

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Rajnikant Was Supposed To Play The Lead Role In Mission: Impossible. He Was Replaced By Tom Cruise Because The Tittle Wouldn't Make Any Sense.

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Why Katrina Hot ? Because Salman Is Cool

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Santa: Malika Sherawat Is Going To Be Married. Banta: Who Is The Lucky Man? Santa: I Am. She Rejected Me.

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Q:: Why Did Cow Crossed The Road ? A:: Cause It Doesnt Want To Be Cloth For Lady Gaga.

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Rajnikant Can Finish Mario Bros Without Using . . . . . . . . . . The Jump Button.

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The Newly Got Symbol For The Rupee Is Actually . . . . . . . . . Rajnikant's Signature.

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By Next Year We Will Have A Pen Drive Of . . . . . . 1 Rb . 1rb Means 1 -rajni Byte Pen Drive

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First Bruno Mars Wanted To Be A Billionare.. Next He Got A Girlfriend, And Liked Her Just The Way She Was.. Then She Cheated On Him But He Would Still Catch A...

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Rajnikants ' Tears Cure Cancer. Too Bad He Has Never Cried.

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My Message And You Smile My Message Your Smile Wonderful Combinations In This World Heart Beats, Night Moon, Music Songs, Roses Love, Fish Water,...

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Step By Step The Journey Goes On, Little By Little It May Seem So Long. Forget About Your Past, You Can't Change It, Just Think About Present, You Can Han...

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Here Is A List Of Top Rajnikant Jokes.. Enjoy Cat Is Outdated. Now The Students Have 2 Prepare For Rat= Rajnikant Atitude Test Hrithik Tried To Participate In A...

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Rajnikant Never Drive The Car On Road ,he Just Sit Inside The Car And Road Takes His Car To The Destination

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Mrs.pratibha Patil Is Indian Citizen No.1... No. Of Rajnikant Is 0

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Plz Don't See New Indian Movie 3 Idiots Bcoz They Dont Sign U. We All Protest Against This Bcoz You Are The Most Deservng 2 B A Part Of Da Cast!...

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