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Which Famous Celebrity Has Had The Most Children Over The Last 10 Years? Michael Jackson

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Rajnikant Tells A Gps Which Way To Go.

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Lady Gaga Showed Up To The Vmas Wearing A Dress Made Of Real Meat. Chefs Near There Almost Cooked Her For Dinner

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Rajinikanth's House Has No Doors, Only Walls That He Walks Through.

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What's The Biggest Pressure For Pak Captain When Pak Needs 1 Run To Win In 8 Overs, With 5 Wickets In Hand? Ya Allah! How To Speak English In Presentation Cere...

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While In A Drug Store: Mr. Bean: Id Like Some Vitamins For My Grandson. Clerk: Sir, Vitamin A, B Or C? Mr. Bean: Any Will Do, My Grandson Doesn't Know The...

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Chuck Norris Will Never Have A Heart Attack. His Heart Isn't Nearly Foolish Enough To Attack Him.

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How Newton Died ? He Died After Seen South Indian Movies.. Because He Couldn't Bear Rajnikant Breaking All The Law Of Physics Which He Made......

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Dianosaurs Once Laughd At Rajnikant As A Result They Are Extinct....!

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1o,0oo Years Ago Rajnikanth's Girlfriend Died. He Cried A Lot Today . . Still 71 Of The Earth's Surface Is Covered Wid Water-)

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If U Giv Me 100 Young Boys,i Can Change D Nation -swami Vivekanand If U Giv Me 100 Young Girls,i Can Create Another Nation. -swami Imraan Hashmi....

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First Bruno Mars Wanted To Be A Billionare.. Next He Got A Girlfriend, And Liked Her Just The Way She Was.. Then She Cheated On Him But He Would Still Catch A...

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An Englishman And Santa Inside The Toilet. Englishman: Good Evening, How Do U Do? Santa: Good Evening, We Open The Zip And Do!

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Mr. Bean Attending A Meeting: Colleague: Sorry Im Late. I Got Stuck In An Elevator For 4 Hrs Because Of A Power Failure. Mr. Bean: Thats Alright, Me Tooi Go...

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Rajinikanth Doesnt Breathe. Air Hides In His Lungs For Protection.

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Itz The Day Of Cakes N Candles.. Snow N Songs.. Celebrations N Decortions.. Laughter N Luv.. Itz Ur B'day! Wishing U A Luvly N Fun-filled Day! Happy Bir...

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What Is Success? In 1988 Tendulkar Failed In English In 10th Std!! But In 2010 10th Std English 1st Lesson Is About Tendulkar!!! That's Success....

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All Sardars Hav Decided To Offer 500 Crores To Rajinikant As A Thank You Token For Shifting Peoples Focus From Sardars To Rajinikant/...

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Before Tom Cruise,rajnikant Was Approached For The Movie Mission Impossible But He Refused As He Found The Title Insulting Yo

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Final Warnin Guys Enuf Is Enuf No More Rajnikant Jokes He Has Felt So Bad, Dat He Has Started Crying Nw I Can't Take These Rains In January!...

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Rajnikanth Once Hit A Six And Now That Ball Is Called....pluto....

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When Rajinikant Croses The Road, The Cars Have To Look . . . . . . . Left And Right Before Moving.

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Rajnikanth N His Wife Having A Fight.... . . In Anger Rajni Showed His Wife The Middle Finger..... And.... She Got Pregnant.........

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Once A Boy Was Playing Cricket Outside Rajini's House And The Ball Hit Rajini's Window..rajini Took The Ball N Told D Boy To Play Slowly...that Boy Is None Othe...

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Q:: Why Lady Gaga Is Sad ? A:: Because She Had Bad Romance

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Rajnikanth Makes Coffee By Grinding Beans With His Teeth And Boiling Milk With His Anger.

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Bells Are Ringing The Wishes Of Christmas Day The Flying Snowflakes Send My Most Sincere Blessings To You Merry Christmas.

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Rajinikanth Collects Honey From His Private Moon - Honeymoon.

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As A Kid Rajnikant Maintained A Diary Of Day To Day Activities, Today That Diary Called As. . . . Guinness Book Of World Records...

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Once Rakhi Sawant Goes To Lic Office. Rakhi: I Want To Get My Body Insured. Officer: Sorry Madam, We Do Not Insure Public Property....

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After 100 Years........guess Wat Will B The Years Called ...... ....a.r B.r(after Rajini Before Rajini)...

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Mr. Bean Standing Near The Door . Wife : Why Are You Standing ? Bean : I'm Going To Hunt A Lion . Wife : Then Go .. Bean : How Can I Go ? A Dog Is Standing ...

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Rajnikanth Kills Harry Potter In The 8th Book. Rajnikanth Can Kill Spiderman With Baygon!!! Rajnikanth Can Divide By Zero. Time And Tide, Wait For Rajnikanth...

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At An Atm Machine: Friend: What Are You Looking At? Mr. Bean: I Know Your Pin No., Hee, Hee. Friend: Alright, What Is My Pin No. If You Saw It? Mr. Bean...

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Why Does Rajnikanth Waers Goggles????????? . . . . . . . . Ans : To Protect D Sun....

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Rajnikant Didn't Quit Smoking.rajnikant Never Quits.

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Its Kiss Day And Ive Kissed You Hundredth Time In My Thoughts Cant Wait Till We Meet

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Q: How To Make Justin Bieber Cry? A: Tell Him Santas Not Real!

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1) The Bermuda Triangle Used To Be The Bermuda Square, Until Rajinikanth Kicked One Of D Corners Off. 2) Rajinikanth Once Ordered A Plate Of Idli In Mcdonal...

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Our Fans Are The Rice And Shinee Is The Soup!

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