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Man Robs Bank In Clown Pants, Fake B*****s And Blonde Wig , Primary Suspect Is Lady Gaga

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Once Rajnikanth Was Playing Cricket In Rain Watching This God Has Stopped Rain....and Said Oh Ma Rajnikanth

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Ghosts Are Actually Caused By Rajanikanth Killing People Faster Than Death Can Process Them.

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Rajnikanths Next Project. Titanic In Tamil. Climax Revised. Both Survive. Rajnikant Swims Across The Atlantic Ocean With Heroine In One Hand And Titanic In ...

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U All Nonsense Fellows Makin Jokes On Rajinikant. See Now Wat Happened He Is Angry And . . . . Decided 2 End The World On Dec 2010...

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Rajnikanth's Pulse Is Measured In ... : : Richter Scale !!!! :)

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Rajnikant Won 'jumanji' Without Ever Saying The Word. He Simply Beat The Living S**t Out Of Everything That Was Thrown At Him, And The Game Forfeited.

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Kid: 'mom Who Is God?' Mom: 'god Is Neither Male Nor Fmale,not Child,not Adult,not Blak Not White He Luvs Children' Kid: 'oh! Michael Jakson!' - Leo -...

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Rajnikanth Once Farted After A Heavy Meal... The Gas Today Is Known As Ozone Layer

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Some Magicans Can Walk On Water, . Rajnikant Can Swim Through Land

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Adolf Hitler Says: If You Want To Shine Lik Sun, First You Will Have To Burn Like It

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Rajinikanth Doesnt Wear A Watch. He Decides What Time It Is.

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Don't Worry !!! The World In Not Going To End In 2013 !!! . . . . . . . . . Rajnikanth Has Just Purchased A New Mobile With Three Y...

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One Night While Rajnikant Was Not Sleeping, Was Mumbling Some Random Numbers... . . . Thats How The Log Table Was Invented.

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Best Rajni Joke Till Now! Rajanikant Once Taught A Kid Flemings Right Hand Rule. Today The Kid Is Called Acp Pradyu

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Q: How To Make Justin Bieber Cry? A: Tell Him Santas Not Real!

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Once Rajinikant Participated In Moto Gp Bike Race..... Don't Even Try To Guess Wat Happened . . Rajinikant Won D Race On Neutral Gear!...

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A 22 Wheeler Huge Truck Once Met With An Accident Against Rajinikanth . . Since Then, It Is Called Tata Nano.

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Once Rajnikant Took Part In Hign Jump. Nasa Reports That Rajnikant Is The First Man To Land On Mars...!

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How Did Newton Die? He Died Aftr Seeing South Indian Movies ? Coz He Could Not Bear Rajnikant Breaking Aii The Laws Of Physics He Made :)

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Stars + Moon = Romantic Night , Birds + Sky = Lovely Day , Forest + Animals = Beautiful World , You + Your Smile = Oh Gosh Devil! Johncena786...

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After Wedin Night Bill Gates Asked His Wife, Darling, How Was It? Wife Disappointedly Said, Hunh! Now I Know Why You Named Your Company Micro Soft...

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There Is No Such Thing As Evolution. Its Just A List Of Creatures That Rajnikanth Allowed To Live.

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Teacher: Who Is Mahatma Gandhi? . Student: He Is The One Who Helped Munna Bhai To Impress His Girlfriend.

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Rajnikant Once Threw A Coin In Disgust At A Black Beggar, . . . . . . . . . He Is Now Called 50 Cent...

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Rajnikant Wears A Hat Because If The Crystaline Structure Of His Beard Ever Hit Light, It Would Magnify It, Creating A Fire. Just Ask The Dinosaurs

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Rajnikant Issued A Cheque And. The Bank Bounced.

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This Is The Best Of The Lot- When God Is In Shock He Exclaims O My Rajnikant...!! :- :-d B-)

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Usa Power Vs Indian Power Usa- 10000 Nuclear Weapons, 600000 Army, 10000 Tanks, 12000 Air Force, 3000 Ships India- *rajnikanth*...

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Rajnikant Never Drive The Car On Road ,he Just Sit Inside The Car And Road Takes His Car To The Destination

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My Message And You Smile My Message Your Smile Wonderful Combinations In This World Heart Beats, Night Moon, Music Songs, Roses Love, Fish Water,...

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I See No Changes Wake Up In The Morning And I Ask Myself Is Life Worth Living Should I Blast Myself I'm Tired Of Being Poor And Even Worse I'm Black My Stoma...

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With All The Roses Perfume And With All The Lights In The World, And With All The Children Smiles, I Wish You.........happy..new..year.....

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Our Fans Are The Rice And Shinee Is The Soup!

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Rajnikanth Has A Statue Of Madame Tussauds At His House.

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Crazy Fact: Sania Started Playing Tennis At The Age Of 6.. After That Everything Changed Except The Size Of Her Skirt...

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Here Is A List Of Top Rajnikant Jokes.. Enjoy Cat Is Outdated. Now The Students Have 2 Prepare For Rat= Rajnikant Atitude Test Hrithik Tried To Participate In A...

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C Ronaldo-i Can Spin A Football In My Finger For 2hrs.. Can U...... . . . . . Rajnikanth-how Do You Think The Earth Spin...

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John Abraham Was Driving Down The Street In A Sweat Because He Had An Important Meeting And Couldnt Find A Parking Place.

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