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New Dialogue From Rajnikanth Movie: I Will Hit U So Hard That Even Google Will Not Be Able To Find U!

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Rajnikanth Did His Kg From 7 Different Schools . . . . . . . . . . Now They Are Known As Iit's....

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Beat This Pj: Abhishek Bachchan Has 1 Sister. But Now He Wants More More Sisters Y..? Dont Know Coz He Says In Ravan 'behne De Mujhe Behne De':)...

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Rajnikanths Next Project. Titanic In Tamil. Climax Revised. Both Survive. Rajnikant Swims Across The Atlantic Ocean With Heroine In One Hand And Titanic In ...

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Roger Federer: I've Great Knowledge Abt Tennis, U Can Ask Me Anything. Rajnikanth: Ok Tell Me, How Many Holes R Der In The Net... :p

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After Big Success Of, Ms Word, Ms Excel, Ms Power Point Etc. Microsoft Launched New Software Related 2 Cricket Ms Dhoni :)

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Look At The Sky At 9:45 Pm Today!!! U Can See Rajnikant!!! He's Participating In Asian Games High Jump!!!!!!! :wink:

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1+0=1 1*0=0 1/0=? This Was The Question Once Asked To Rajnikanth And He Said,i Don't Know Thats Why It's Declared As Undefined.

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Why Katrina Hot ? Because Salman Is Cool

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A Sardar Went To Pizza Hut. There He Ordered A Pizza. The Waiter Asked Him: Sir Shell I Cut It Into 4 Pieces Or 8 Pieces. Sardar Replied: O 4 Hi Le Aa ...

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Once Rajini Adopted 2elephants,2 Camels Nd 2 Horses Frm Zoo...y?? . . Simply..!

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Itz The Day Of Cakes N Candles.. Snow N Songs.. Celebrations N Decortions.. Laughter N Luv.. Itz Ur B'day! Wishing U A Luvly N Fun-filled Day! Happy Bir...

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One More Hit By Rajani. Once Rajnikant Taught A Kid How To Enter A House.without Ringing The Door Bell. That Person Is Now Calld. Senior Inspector Daya....

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Once Rajni Peed From The Top Of A Hill. Today That Place Is Called . . . . . . . . . 'angel Falls'...

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Once Rajnikanth Was Asked How He Felt About The Jokes Made On Him Which Were Spreading Through Sms And Internet. To Everyones Surprise He Started Laughing And ...

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Chatting With His Friend: Friend: How Was The Tape You Borrowed From Me, Is It Ok? Mr. Bean: What Do You Mean Ok, I Thought Its A Horror Film. I Didnt See A...

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Tomorrow Is Mobile Pooja Day, Please Remove Battery And Put In Soapwater For 30 Minutes.clean Sim Card With Brush,sandal,kunkum, Sandal And Say Govinda Govin...

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How To Make India A Super Power By The End Of This Year ? Just Ask Rajnikant To Join The Army............. Xd

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After Wedin Night Bill Gates Asked His Wife, Darling, How Was It? Wife Disappointedly Said, Hunh! Now I Know Why You Named Your Company Micro Soft...

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1o,0oo Years Ago Rajnikanth's Girlfriend Died. He Cried A Lot Today . . Still 71 Of The Earth's Surface Is Covered Wid Water-)

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Once Rajnikant's Pencil Broke While Writing Cat Exam. . Guess What?? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . From Next Year...

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There Is No Such Thing As Evolution. Its Just A List Of Creatures That Rajnikanth Allowed To Live.

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So Many Time I Thought I'd Never Find Sum1 To Love Me D Way I Needed 2 B Loved Then U Came In My Life N Showed Me Wh8 True Love Is ..

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Steve: Bill, Could I Ask You To Preserve My 10'000'000$? Bill: Why Are You Whispering, Steve... Bill: ...poverty Is Not Ashaming.

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3 Season Why People Prefers Sheila Over Munni. Analyzed By Mba Student 1)branding Munni Is Badnam Sheila Is Jawan. 2)place Of Performance Munni Is Gyrate...

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Q: How To Make Justin Bieber Cry? A: Tell Him Santas Not Real!

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Rajnikant Can Teleport Himself Anywhere In The Universe By Simply Using A Casio Calculator Watch.

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This Msg Is Being Sent In The Interest Of Humanity : Guys, Please Stop Making Jokes On Rajnikant Or He Will Destroy The Internet !!! :d

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Rajni, Rajni .. Yes Papa .. Eating D0sa? N0 Papa .. Telling Lie .. ? N0 Papa .. 0pen Y0ur M0uth .. Ha Ha Ha Ha :d

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Rajinikant Can Give Pain To Painkillers And Headache To Anacin.

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While In A Drug Store: Mr. Bean: Id Like Some Vitamins For My Grandson. Clerk: Sir, Vitamin A, B Or C? Mr. Bean: Any Will Do, My Grandson Doesnt Know The ...

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Mr. Bean Attending A Meeting: Colleague: Sorry Im Late. I Got Stuck In An Elevator For 4 Hrs Because Of A Power Failure. Mr. Bean: Thats Alright, Me Tooi Go...

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Rajnikanth Makes Coffee By Grinding Beans With His Teeth And Boiling Milk With His Anger.

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Eminem: I'm Not Affraid Rajnikanth: I Love The Way You Lie..

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Final Warnin Guys Enuf Is Enuf No More Rajnikant Jokes He Has Felt So Bad, Dat He Has Started Crying Nw I Can't Take These Rains In January!...

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1) There Is No Such Thing As Global Warming. Rajinikanth Was Feeling Cold, So Brought The Sun Closer To Heat The Earth Up..:-p 2) Rajinikanth Once Had A He...

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Rajnikanth Participated In 100 Metre Race And Obviously He Came 1st ........................ But Einstien Died Afer Watchig That.. Light Came 2nd....

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Rajni Doesn't Turns The Light On. He Turns The . . . . . . . . . Dark Off.

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Rajnikant Was Once Asked By A Reporter How He Felt About All The Rajnikant Jokes On The Internet And Sms? His Reply Was. Do You Think They Are Jokes...

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Once Superman, Spiderman, Batman And Ironman Went To Rajnikanth . . . . Because It Was 'teacher's Day'..

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