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One Night While Rajnikant Was Not Sleeping, Was Mumbling Some Random Numbers... . . . Thats How The Log Table Was Invented.

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Rajnikant Can Teleport Himself Anywhere In The Universe By Simply Using A Casio Calculator Watch.

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Bells Are Ringing The Wishes Of Christmas Day The Flying Snowflakes Send My Most Sincere Blessings To You Merry Christmas.

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Lady Gaga Is Wearing Meat Dress So That She Can Fatten Up.

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Rajnikant Wears A Hat Because If The Crystaline Structure Of His Beard Ever Hit Light, It Would Magnify It, Creating A Fire. Just Ask The Dinosaurs

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Once Rajnikant Taught A Boy To Play Counterstrike.... . . . Today The Boy Is Known As Osama-bin-ladin...!

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Love Your Friends, And Also Your Enemies Too, Friens Will Help You For Your Winning Moments, But, Enemies Are The Reason Of Your Winning Moments.

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Once Rajinikanth Was Throwing Paper Rockets In The Air. The Next Day, . . . . . . . World Trade Center Came Down!...

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An Englishman And Santa Inside The Toilet. Englishman: Good Evening, How Do U Do? Santa: Good Evening, We Open The Zip And Do!

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When Rajinikant Croses The Road, The Cars Have To Look . . . . . . . Left And Right Before Moving.

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Wat Is The Similarity Bet//w Bill Gates And Me? Don't Knw? He Never Comes To My House And I Never Go To His House Ego Problem You Knw..?...

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Ghosts Are Actually Caused By Rajanikanth Killing People Faster Than Death Can Process Them.

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Rajnikanth Once Hit A Six And Now That Ball Is Called....pluto....

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Teacher: Who Is Mahatma Gandhi? . Student: He Is The One Who Helped Munna Bhai To Impress His Girlfriend.

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Once A Child Went To Kashmir And Started Playing, By Making Small Mountains From Ice Today Those Mountains Are Called Himalayas And That Child Is Called . . ...

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Rajnikant Has Already Been To Mars That's Why There Are No Signs Of Life There.

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Whn Rajnikant Was In College Cllege Teachers Bunk The Lectures ....

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Gini Rubs Rajnikant And He Grants Them. . . ., . . . . . . Three Wishes.

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Once Rajnikant Entered A Race, He Came . . . . . . . . First, Second And Third

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Once Rajnikant N Santa Were Playing Cards. Rajni Loses The Game Inspite Having 3 Aces... . .why ???? Bcoz Santa Had 3 Rajnikants !!!

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Who Is The Female Ghajini? . .. ... .... ..... ...... ....... Sheila B'coz She Keeps On Asking What's Her Name....

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Finaly Central Govt. Found D Reason Behind Onion Price Hike... . . . . . . . . Bcoz Rajnikant Ordered A Onion Dhosa !! :d

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Rajnikant Can Finish Mario Bros Without Using . . . . . . . . . . The Jump Button.

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The Great Wall Of China Was Originally Created To Keep Rajnikant Out. It Failed Miserably.

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Mr. Bean Attending A Meeting: Colleague: Sorry Im Late. I Got Stuck In An Elevator For 4 Hrs Because Of A Power Failure. Mr. Bean: Thats Alright, Me Tooi Go...

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Once Rajinikant Was Mastrubating Near A House In Usa.. . . . . . . . Now It Is Known As White House...

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Once Rajnikant Participated In 100 Meters Race And Obviously He Came First.... But Einstein Died After Watching That. Because. Light Came Second...

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Plz Don't See New Indian Movie 3 Idiots Bcoz They Dont Sign U. We All Protest Against This Bcoz You Are The Most Deservng 2 B A Part Of Da Cast!...

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Rajnikant Was Supposed To Play The Lead Role In Mission: Impossible. He Was Replaced By Tom Cruise Because The Tittle Wouldn't Make Any Sense.

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Once Rajinikanth Was Practicing 4 A Spelling Test. The Rough Sheet He Used Is Known As: Oxford Dictionary !!!!!!!...

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Why Katrina Hot ? Because Salman Is Cool

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Do You Know Why Onion , Tomato Rate Has Gone Very High ? . . . . . . . . . . B'coz Rajnikanth Is Preparing Girmitt ( Ie, Bhel Puri)

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Santa: I Kiss My Wife Everyday Before Leaving For Office, What About You... Banta: Me Too, After You Leave...ha Hahahhahah

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There Is No Such Thing As Evolution. Its Just A List Of Creatures That Rajnikanth Allowed To Live.

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Doctor: I Regret To Tell You That You Have A Brain Tumor. Mrbean: Yes(jumps In Joy) Doc: Did You Understand What I Just Told You? Bean: Yes Of Course, Do ...

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Mr. Bean Went To Sleep. What Did He Become?????? Dont Throw Ur Cell After Reading Answer,,,,,,,,,, Soya Bean...:-)

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Look At The Sky At 9:45 Pm Today!!! U Can See Rajnikant!!! He's Participating In Asian Games High Jump!!!!!!! :wink:

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Once Rajnikanth Had A Fight With His Wife..he Showed Her The Middle Finger, She Became Pregnant....b-)

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I Dont Fear Xams Nw Bcoz At D Beginning Of Every Answer I'll Write... . . . . . . 'according To Rajnikant....' :d...

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3 Season Why People Prefers Sheila Over Munni. Analyzed By Mba Student 1)branding Munni Is Badnam Sheila Is Jawan. 2)place Of Performance Munni Is Gyrate...

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