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There Is No Such Thing As Evolution. Its Just A List Of Creatures That Rajnikanth Allowed To Live.

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Wat Does God Exclaim When He Is Shocked? . . . . . . . 'oh My Rajnikanth

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If Obama Loses Weight Den Wat Will U Call Him.....?? . . Then Also Obama Itself,fool How Can Is Name Changes....??

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Rajnikant Jokes: Rajnikant Can Build A Snowman Out Of Rain. Rajnikant Can Strangle You With A Cordless Phone. Rajnikant Can Make Onions Cry. Rajnika...

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Totally New Rajnikanth Facts..... 1. Rajnikanth Pulse Is Measured In Richter Scale 2.rajnikanth Can Speak Braille 3.rajnikanth Can Draw A Circle With A...

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Q. Whats The Difference Between Justin Bieber And Lady Gaga ? A. One Of Them Has Balls And It Aint Bieber.

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Once Rajinikanth Was Throwing Paper Rockets In The Air. The Next Day, . . . . . . . World Trade Center Came Down!...

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Rajnikant Had Died 20 Years Ago, . . . . . . .. . Death Hasn't Built Up The Courage To Tell Him Yet...

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All Scientists Failed To Answer This... But Rajnikanth Did... Q: Which Liquid Turns Solid On Heating...? A: Dosa..:) Rajni Rocks... Lol

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Once Rajanikant Decided To Stare At The Sun... The Sun Got Scared And Hided Itself Behind The Moon... Later This Situation Was Named As.. Solar Eclipse...

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New Year Count Down Is About To Begin. Here's Sending My Choicest Blessing Of Cheers And Joys Galore And Wishing You A Wonderful Year 2012....

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Rajnikant Can Make Two Parallel Lines. . . . . . . . Intersect Each Other.

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Rajnikant Was Once Asked By A Reporter How He Felt About All The Rajnikant Jokes On The Internet And Sms? His Reply Was. Do You Think They Are Jokes...

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First Bruno Mars Wanted To Be A Billionare.. Next He Got A Girlfriend, And Liked Her Just The Way She Was.. Then She Cheated On Him But He Would Still Catch A...

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What Is Success? In 1988 Tendulkar Failed In English In 10th Std!! But In 2010 10th Std English 1st Lesson Is About Tendulkar!!! That's Success....

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Where There Is A Will, There Is A Way. Where There Is Rajinikanth, There Is No Other Way. Rajinikanth Is A Weapon Created By God To Use On Doomsday To End T...

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A Sardar Went To Pizza Hut. There He Ordered A Pizza. The Waiter Asked Him: Sir Shell I Cut It Into 4 Pieces Or 8 Pieces. Sardar Replied: O 4 Hi Le Aa ...

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After Release Of Robot, Rajnikanth Gave Times Of India 3 Stars.

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Facebook Founder Mark Zukerberg Was Hospatilised???? Bcoz Rajnikant Poked Him On Facebook

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Kid: 'mom Who Is God?' Mom: 'god Is Neither Male Nor Fmale,not Child,not Adult,not Blak Not White He Luvs Children' Kid: 'oh! Michael Jakson!' - Leo -...

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I Have Lots Of Rajnikanth Message In My Phone. So, I Dont Need To Charge The Phone, . . . . It Automatically Get Charged...

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Once Rajini Adopted 2elephants,2 Camels Nd 2 Horses Frm Zoo...y?? . . Simply..!

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Mr.bean Failed Medical College Entrance Exam For The Following Answers Antibody:one Who Hates His Body Artery:study Of Fine Paintings Bacteria:back Door Of C...

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Rajnikanth N His Wife Having A Fight.... . . In Anger Rajni Showed His Wife The Middle Finger..... And.... She Got Pregnant.........

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Doctor: I Regret To Tell You That You Have A Brain Tumor. Mrbean: Yes(jumps In Joy) Doc: Did You Understand What I Just Told You? Bean: Yes Of Course, Do ...

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Rajanikant Once Shot Down A German Fighter Plane With His Finger..... . . . . . . . . By Yelling, Bang!...

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How To Make India A Super Power By The End Of This Year ? Just Ask Rajnikant To Join The Army............. Xd

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Why Are There Earth Quakes Held? Because...rajinikant's . . . . . . . . Mobile Is Sometimes On Vibration Mode....

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Rajnikanths Next Project. Titanic In Tamil. Climax Revised. Both Survive. Rajnikant Swims Across The Atlantic Ocean With Heroine In One Hand And Titanic In ...

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Once A Boy Was Playing Cricket Outside Rajini's House And The Ball Hit Rajini's Window..rajini Took The Ball N Told D Boy To Play Slowly...that Boy Is None Othe...

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Here Are The Latest Rajnikanth Jokes : What Do You Say When Rajnikanth Farts ?? ???????? ???????? ???????? Rajnigandha !! What Do You Call Rajnikanth's ...

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Rajnikanth Doesnt Need A Visa 2 Travel Abroad, He Jumps From The Tallest Building In Chennai Holds Himself In D Air While D Earth Rotates -) Gm!

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Rajnikanth Purchased A 4040 Acre Land With 4 Wells At Each Corner Of That Square Site. Guess Y? Simple.. To Play Carrom.

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Once Rajinikant Bunked A Whole Day In School.. . . . . . . . Since Then That Day Is Known As Sunday...

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Once Rajnikant Participated In 100 Meters Race And Obviously He Came First.... But Einstein Died After Watching That. Because. Light Came Second...

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Once Rajnikant Taught A Boy How To Kiss. Now That Boy Is Known As '. . . . . . . . . Emran Hashmi'...

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Before Tom Cruise, Rajnikant Was Approached For The Movie Mission Impossiblebut . . . . . . . He Refused As He Found The Title Insulting...

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Rajnikanth Makes Coffee By Grinding Beans With His Teeth And Boiling Milk With His Anger....

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Once When Shooting On A Beach In Tamil Nadu, Rajanikant Kicked A Stone.. Now That Stone Is Known As . . . Sri Lanka

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Rajinikanth Doesnt Breathe. Air Hides In His Lungs For Protection.

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