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Rajnikant's School Time Homework Is Now Known As . . . . . . . . Wikipedia

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1) Rajinikanth Destroyed The Periodic Table, Bcoz He Only Recognizes The Element Of Surprise. 2) Rajinikanth Once Warned A Young Girl To Be Good Or Else. Th...

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New Dialogue From Rajnikanth Movie: I Will Hit U So Hard That Even Google Will Not Be Able To Find U!

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S : Banta: What Will You Advise Your Children About Marriage? Santa: Ill Never Marry In My Life And Ill Give The Same Advice To My Children Also....

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Santa: Malika Sherawat Is Going To Be Married. Banta: Who Is The Lucky Man? Santa: I Am. She Rejected Me.

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Facebook Founder Mark Zukerberg Was Hospatilised???? Bcoz Rajnikant Poked Him On Facebook

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Mutated Spider Bit Peter Parker, He Became Spiderman... Mutated Spider Bit Rajinikant, . . . . . . Spider Became Spiderkant...

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Rajnikanths Next Project. Titanic In Tamil. Climax Revised. Both Survive. Rajnikant Swims Across The Atlantic Ocean With Heroine In One Hand And Titanic In ...

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Love Your Friends, And Also Your Enemies Too, Friens Will Help You For Your Winning Moments, But, Enemies Are The Reason Of Your Winning Moments.

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Why Kareena Did Not Marry Shahid? . . . . . . Bcoz She Wanted A New Surname After Marriage. Not Kapoor Agiain....

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The Greatest Mystery Which Was Never Solved By Anyone And That Is Can U Please Tell Me- Did Egg Hatch First Or Was It The Hen Rajnikanth's Pet Hen...

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Rajnikanth Can Set Ants On Fire With A Magnifying Glass..... . . . . . . . . . At Night.

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Rajnikant Can Finish Mario Bros Without Using . . . . . . . . . . The Jump Button.

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How To Make India A Super Power By The End Of This Year ? Just Ask Rajnikant To Join The Army............. Xd

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Once Dinosaurs Borrowed Money From Rajnikanth And Refused To Payhim Back... . . ....... That Was The Last Time Anyone Saw Dinosaurs...

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Q:: Why Did Justin Bieber Crossed The Road ? A:: To Reach The Puberty .

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1o,0oo Years Ago Rajnikanth's Girlfriend Died. He Cried A Lot Today . . Still 71 Of The Earth's Surface Is Covered Wid Water-)

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Q:: How Do You Entertain Lady Gaga? A:: . Just Dance

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Rajnikanth And Superman Once Had Arm Wrestled And The Loser Had To Wear His Underwear Over His Pants.. . . . We All Know Who Won...

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Rajnikant Won 'jumanji' Without Ever Saying The Word. He Simply Beat The Living S**t Out Of Everything That Was Thrown At Him, And The Game Forfeited.

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What Do U Call It When Mother Of Bill Gates Becomes Bored? Ans:- Mother-board

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Rajnikanth's Latest Joke : 1.there's Nothing Like Recession, It's Just That Rajnikanth Started Saving Some Money..! 2. Rajnikant Knows Victoria's Secret 3....

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There Is No Such Thing As Evolution. Its Just A List Of Creatures That Rajnikanth Allowed To Live.

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Once Upon A Time Rajnikanth Used Tooth Powder To Get Strong Teeth, . . Today That Powder Is Known As: . . . . . . . . . . . Ambuja Cement...

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1. Rajni Irons His Shirt While He Is Wearing Them! 2. Sun Doesn't Rise Until Rajinikant Says 'good Morning' 3. Rajnikanth Leaves A Messages Before The Bee...

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Once Rajnikant's Pencil Broke While Writing Cat Exam. . Guess What?? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . From Next Year...

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Facebook Founder Mark Zuckenberg Hospitalized.. Bcoz Rajnikanth Poked Him.:d

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Rajnikanth's Punch Dialogue In His 150 Crore Film Endhiran (robot) ... 'buddy.. If I Punch You, Even Google Won't Be Able To Search U..' Rajni Rocks...

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Judge: You Want To Divorce Your Husband For Threatening U With A Deadly Weapon? Wife: You Got Me Wrong Your Honor. Im Divorcing Him For His Dead Weapon......

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Rajinikanth Has Seen The Face Of The Fat Lady Who Owns The House In.. ! !! !!! !!!! !!!!! !!!!!! Tom And Jerry....!!!...

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Todays Headline Collison Happened Between Train And Cycle....all Passengers Of Train Died .... Cycle Driver Rajnikant Abscond

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Government Pays Tax To Rajnikant For..... . . . . . . . . Working In India

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Once Rajinikant Bunked A Whole Day In School.. . . . . . . . Since Then That Day Is Known As Sunday...

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Bells Are Ringing The Wishes Of Christmas Day The Flying Snowflakes Send My Most Sincere Blessings To You Merry Christmas.

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Rajnikant Participated In F1 Race And Won.....and Every Body Was Shocked Guess Why.........his Car Was In Neutral Gear Throughout The Race

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Q: Why Justin Biebers Use Elevator Most Of The Time ? A: To Reach Puberty As Soon As Possible.

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Rajnikanth Once Said Oooffff To Planet Earth ... : : : : From Then Earth Started Rotating... And Hasnt Stopped !!

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Wat Is The Similarity Bet//w Bill Gates And Me? Don't Knw? He Never Comes To My House And I Never Go To His House Ego Problem You Knw..?...

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All Sardars Hav Decided To Offer 500 Crores To Rajinikant As A Thank You Token For Shifting Peoples Focus From Sardars To Rajinikant/...

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Rajnikanth Was Playing Kbc And . . . .

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