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1) The Bermuda Triangle Used To Be The Bermuda Square, Until Rajinikanth Kicked One Of D Corners Off. 2) Rajinikanth Once Ordered A Plate Of Idli In Mcdonal...

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Rajnikant Got His Driving License At The Age Of....... . . . . . . . . 18 Seconds

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A Week Back . . Khalli Complained To Big Boss That He Wasnt Getting Enough Milk To Drink In The Big Boss House Guess What ? Big Boss Sent Pamela ! Join Fr

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Intel's New Tag Line For Its Processors ... . . . . . . . . Rajnikanth Inside

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Recently, China Airports Were Closed Due To Heavy Fog... . Later It Was Discovered That Rajnikant Was.... Having Hukkah From India...!! :p :)...

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Phone Call For Sehwag: Indian Team Manager : Hello(over Phone) Wife :can I Talk To Sehwag, This Is His Wife. Indian Team Manager:sorry, He Is Just Going To B...

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If U Wnt 2 Pass Xams, . Just At D Beginning Of Every Answer Write... . 'according To Rajnikant..' ... Get Full Marks Guaranteed...

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New Dialogue From Rajnikanth Movie: I Will Hit U So Hard That Even Google Will Not Be Able To Find U!

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Mr. Bean Went To Sleep. What Did He Become?????? Dont Throw Ur Cell After Reading Answer,,,,,,,,,, Soya Bean...:-)

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Once Rajnikant Entered A Race, He Came . . . . . . . . First, Second And Third

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What Is Success? In 1988 Tendulkar Failed In English In 10th Std!! But In 2010 10th Std English 1st Lesson Is About Tendulkar!!! That's Success....

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A Kiss Says It All And Heres One To Say I Want You And Yes I Love You Too

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Rajnikanth Once Said Oooffff To Planet Earth ... : : : : From Then Earth Started Rotating... And Hasnt Stopped !!

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Once Rajnikant N Santa Were Playing Cards. Rajni Loses The Game Inspite Having 3 Aces... . .why ???? Bcoz Santa Had 3 Rajnikants !!!

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Sardar Got Into A Bus On 1st April When Conductor Asked For Ticket. He Gave Rs.10/- And Took The Ticket And Said April Fool. I Have Pass....

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With All The Roses Perfume And With All The Lights In The World, And With All The Children Smiles, I Wish You.........happy..new..year.....

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What Is Globalization? Ans: Diana's Death An English Princess With Egyptian Boyfriend, Crashes In A French Tunnel, In A German Car, With A Dutch Engine...

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Adolf Hitler Says: If You Want To Shine Lik Sun, First You Will Have To Burn Like It

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Q. Whats The Difference Between Justin Bieber And Lady Gaga ? A. One Of Them Has Balls And It Aint Bieber.

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Rajni Once Had A Fgt Id One F His Freind,he Ordered Him Not To Show Him His Face Again In Life......... . . . Now D Person Is Known As Big Boss...!!...

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Rajnikant Can Teleport Himself Anywhere In The Universe By Simply Using A Casio Calculator Watch.

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I Have Lots Of Rajnikanth Message In My Phone. So, I Dont Need To Charge The Phone, . . . . It Automatically Get Charged...

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After Big Success Of, Ms Word, Ms Excel, Ms Power Point Etc. Microsoft Launched New Software Related 2 Cricket Ms Dhoni :)

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When Rajinikant Croses The Road, The Cars Have To Look . . . . . . . Left And Right Before Moving.

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Once Rajnikant Participated In 100 Meters Race And Obviously He Came First.... But Einstein Died After Watching That. Because. Light Came Second...

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So Many Time I Thought I'd Never Find Sum1 To Love Me D Way I Needed 2 B Loved Then U Came In My Life N Showed Me Wh8 True Love Is ..

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Once A Big Stone Obstructed Rajani's Way. He Kicked High In Sky And Mow It Is So Called . . . . . .the Moon

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Once Rajinikant Bunked A Whole Day In School.. . . . . . . . Since Then That Day Is Known As Sunday...

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Your Birthday Is The Perfect Day To Say I Care, Because You Will Remember Me When U Certainly Make It A Big Affair And When You Do Hold A Party... I Bet You Wil...

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Some Magicans Can Walk On Water, . Rajnikant Can Swim Through Land

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Someone Please Help Rihanna.she's In Big Trouble.first,she Likes Rude Boys,then Love When People Lie To Her And Now She Don't Even Know What's Her Name. :p

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Rajnikanth Woke Up In The Morning And Decided That He Had To Share Atleast 1 Or His Knowledge With The World. Thus.. . . . . . . . Google Was Born....

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Finally Scientists Get Success In Finding Actual Reason Of Tsunami . . . ....

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Q:: Why Lady Gaga Is Sad ? A:: Because She Had Bad Romance

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Rajnikanth Was Playing Kbc And . . . .

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In Case There Is A Break Off Between Saif And Kareena, Saif Will Have His Tattoo Changed To Guess What? A: Kameena

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All Scientists Failed To Answer This... But Rajnikanth Did... Q: Which Liquid Turns Solid On Heating...? A: Dosa..:) Rajni Rocks... Lol

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Rajnikant Bio-data- Hobby- Collecting Tigers Tooth Bullets With Hands Achievement- Skated On Lava Silly Thing Done- Swimming On Tsunami Most Embarrassing Mo...

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Teacher: Who Is Mahatma Gandhi? . Student: He Is The One Who Helped Munna Bhai To Impress His Girlfriend.

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Princpal-wat Do Yu Want To Become In Future? Studnt-after Studying Mbbs,want 2 Join Policen Get A Good Job In Software Company And Do Work As Lawyer And Cons...

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