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Hi, I'm Chitti - The Robot... Speed: 1 Tera Hertz... Memory: 1 Zeta Byte... My Boss: Rajini Ordered Me To Say U Good Morning Task Completed......

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Judge: You Want To Divorce Your Husband For Threatening U With A Deadly Weapon? Wife: You Got Me Wrong Your Honor. Im Divorcing Him For His Dead Weapon......

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Once A Person Threw An Ignited Cigarette Up In The Sky. It Fell On A Planet, Which Is Now Known As Sun And The Person Is None Other Than Rajnikant...

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Earth Rotates Faster When Rajnikanth Does. . . . . . . . . . Moon Walk.

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With All The Roses Perfume And With All The Lights In The World, And With All The Children Smiles, I Wish You.........happy..new..year.....

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I Dont Have Any Fear Of Xams Now Bcoz I Got A Technique 2 Top In D Xams Without Cheating Just Write These 3 Words In D Begining Of Every Answr According To Rajn...

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Rajnikant Jokes: Rajnikant Can Build A Snowman Out Of Rain. Rajnikant Can Strangle You With A Cordless Phone. Rajnikant Can Make Onions Cry. Rajnika...

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Finally Scientists Get Success In Finding Actual Reason Of Tsunami . . . ....

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There Is No Such Thing As Evolution, Its Just A List Of Creatures That Rajinikanth Allowed To Live.

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A Kiss Says It All And Heres One To Say I Want You And Yes I Love You Too

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Its Kiss Day And Ive Kissed You Hundredth Time In My Thoughts Cant Wait Till We Meet

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After Release Of Robot, Rajnikanth Gave Times Of India 3 Stars.

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Do U Want To Go To Usa Here?s A Chance For U Mr Obama Iz Waiting For U To Be In White House Get Ready Because He?s In Search Of A Dog For His Daughter!...

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Once A Beggar Was Singing On A Road. Rajnikant Got Impressed, Gave Him His Gold Chain. Today Dat Beggar Is Known As . Bappi Lehri

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Mr.bean Puts His Pencil Into A Horlicks Bottle. Y? Y? Y? Y? Y? 2 Make Da Pencil Taller, Stronger Nd Sharper..:-d He Is So Intelligent...........

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Steve: Bill, Could I Ask You To Preserve My 10'000'000$? Bill: Why Are You Whispering, Steve... Bill: ...poverty Is Not Ashaming.

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Rajnikant Was Shot Today.. . . . . . . . . . Tomorrow Is The Bullet's Funeral

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Mrs.pratibha Patil Is Indian Citizen No.1... No. Of Rajnikant Is 0

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The Great Wall Of China Was Originally Created To Keep Rajnikant Out. It Failed Miserably.

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Deadly Pj: If U Plant A Seed N It Dosnt Grow Wat Vil U Say? Think... Wake Up 'sid' ! :-d :-p...

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Rajnikanth's Pulse Is Measured In ... : : Richter Scale !!!! :)

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U All Nonsense Fellows Makin Jokes On Rajinikant. See Now Wat Happened He Is Angry And . . . . Decided 2 End The World On Dec 2010...

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Breaking Newz...by India Tv . . . . . . Hanuman Was Caught Reading Rajnikanth Chalisa....!!!!!

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After Wedin Night Bill Gates Asked His Wife, Darling, How Was It? Wife Disappointedly Said, Hunh! Now I Know Why You Named Your Company Micro Soft...

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Once Rajinikant Was Drinking Water... . . Now.. Come On!.at Least Let Him Drink Water Peacefully... U Ppl Want Jokes For Everything??...

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Princpal-wat Do Yu Want To Become In Future? Studnt-after Studying Mbbs,want 2 Join Policen Get A Good Job In Software Company And Do Work As Lawyer And Cons...

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Rajnikant Bio-data- Hobby- Collecting Tigers Tooth Bullets With Hands Achievement- Skated On Lava Silly Thing Done- Swimming On Tsunami Most Embarrassing Mo...

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Once Rajinikant Participated In Moto Gp Bike Race..... Don't Even Try To Guess Wat Happened . . Rajinikant Won D Race On Neutral Gear!...

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A Celebrity Is A Person Who Works Hard All His Life To Become Well Known, Then Wears Dark Glasses To Avoid Being Recognized

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Rajnikant Can Finish Mario Bros Without Using . . . . . . . . . . The Jump Button.

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Once Rajnikanth Was Playing Cricket In Rain Watching This God Has Stopped Rain....and Said Oh Ma Rajnikanth

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Once Rajnikant Said Some Thing In Villain's Ear N Villain Died.......! Take A Wild Guess Wat Did He Say....? . .dhishkiyaon....:)

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John Abraham Was Driving Down The Street In A Sweat Because He Had An Important Meeting And Couldnt Find A Parking Place.

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Rajinikanth Doesn't Move At The Speed Of Light. Light Moves At The Speed Of Rajinikanth. Rajinikanth Knows Victoria's Secret. Water Boils Faster When Raji...

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Rajnikants ' Tears Cure Cancer. Too Bad He Has Never Cried.

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All Scientist Failed Bt Rajnikanth Did... Q-which Liquid Turns Solid On Heating? Ans- Dosa.....rajni Rocks

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Rajnikant Doesn't Shave... . . . . . . . He Just Looks In The Mirror And Dares Hairs To Grow

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Rajnikant Once Threw A Coin In Disgust At A Black Beggar, . . . . . . . . . He Is Now Called 50 Cent...

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You Cant Beat Dis One : An E-mail Was Sent From Pune To Mumbai... . . . . Rajnikant Stopped It In Lonavala. :d...

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Once Rajni Peed From The Top Of A Hill. Today That Place Is Called . . . . . . . . . 'angel Falls'...

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