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Once Rajani Decided To Race Wit Time... . . . Result Is Rajnikant Came 1st. . . . . . . Time Is Still Running...!

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Aliens Do Exist. They're Just Waiting For Rajnikant To Die Before They Attack.

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I Dont Have Any Fear Of Xams Now Bcoz I Got A Technique 2 Top In D Xams Without Cheating Just Write These 3 Words In D Begining Of Every Answr According To Rajn...

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Beat This Pj: Abhishek Bachchan Has 1 Sister. But Now He Wants More More Sisters Y..? Dont Know Coz He Says In Ravan 'behne De Mujhe Behne De':)...

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Paul The Octopus Was Asked To Predict........ . . . When Would Rajnikanth Die..... . Result..... . Paul Died......

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Rajni, Rajni .. Yes Papa .. Eating D0sa? N0 Papa .. Telling Lie .. ? N0 Papa .. 0pen Y0ur M0uth .. Ha Ha Ha Ha :d

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Rajinikant Once Ate An Entire Bottle Of Sleeping Pills. They Made Him Blink.

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God Saw Me Hungry, He Created Pizza . He Saw Me Thirsty, He Created Pepsi . He Saw Me In Dark, He Created Light . He Saw Me Without Problems, He Crea...

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1. Rajni Irons His Shirt While He Is Wearing Them! 2. Sun Doesn't Rise Until Rajinikant Says 'good Morning' 3. Rajnikanth Leaves A Messages Before The Bee...

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Rajinikant Went Fr A Morning Walk Frm Chennai . And In Afternoon Police Arrested Him.. . Why?? Bcoz He Reached Usa Without Visa......

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Our Fans Are The Rice And Shinee Is The Soup!

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Recently, China Airports Were Closed Due To Heavy Fog... . Later It Was Discovered That Rajnikant Was.... Having Hukkah From India...!! :p :)...

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Why Katrina Hot ? Because Salman Is Cool

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With All The Roses Perfume And With All The Lights In The World, And With All The Children Smiles, I Wish You.........happy..new..year.....

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Rajinikanth Was Going For A Morning Walk... Suddenly 5 Forest Range Officers Surrounded Him.. He Was Confused And Asked Them Why??? They Said It S Government ...

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When Rajinikant Croses The Road, The Cars Have To Look . . . . . . . Left And Right Before Moving.

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Rajnikanth Doesnt Need A Visa 2 Travel Abroad, He Jumps From The Tallest Building In Chennai Holds Himself In D Air While D Earth Rotates -) Gm!

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1 Day Rajinikant Got Angry On His Sweeper Boy., He Kicked Him So Hard That He Went Flying In The Sky With Is Broom... 2day That Boy Is Famous As Harry Potter.....

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My Message And You Smile My Message Your Smile Wonderful Combinations In This World Heart Beats, Night Moon, Music Songs, Roses Love, Fish Water,...

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Rajnikanth's Punch Dialogue In His 150 Crore Film Endhiran (robot) ... 'buddy.. If I Punch You, Even Google Won't Be Able To Search U..' Rajni Rocks...

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My Cell Phone Is Full Of Rajnikant Msgs . . . . . . . So Now I Dont Need A Charger Yo

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Newton: How To Write 4 In Between 5? China: Joke! America: The Question Is Wrong! Uk: Not Found Yet! ... Rajinikanth From India: F(iv)e..............:p...

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Mallika: I Have Been Raped In The Dark By A Sardar! Police:how Do U Know He Was A Sardar? Malika: Coz I Had To Tell Him Wat 2 Do How To Do.............

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Rajnikant Strted Using Facebook...within 10 Sec He Got Trillions Of Notifications..... One Of Them Was..... Facebook Wants 2 B Your Frnd........

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Why Does Rajnikanth Waers Goggles????????? . . . . . . . . Ans : To Protect D Sun....

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Rajnikanth Is The Secret Of Boosts Energy And Complan Is A Rajnikanth Boy.

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Once Rajinikant Went To Bhopal For Shooting And Had A Stomach Upset.....and The Result Was.. . . . . . Bhopal Gas Tragedy......

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Katrina: Why Did You Sleep With A Scale? Kareena: Because I Wanted To Measure How Long I Have Slept..

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Rajinikanth Doesnt Wear A Watch. He Decides What Time It Is.

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Rajinikanth Doesn't Breathe. Air Hides In His Lungs For Protection Rajinikanth Kills Two Stones With One Bird. When Rajnikanth Is Asked To Kill Some One H...

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Once Rajanikant Decided To Stare At The Sun... The Sun Got Scared And Hided Itself Behind The Moon... Later This Situation Was Named As.. Solar Eclipse...

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Mr. Bean Attending A Meeting: Colleague: Sorry Im Late. I Got Stuck In An Elevator For 4 Hrs Because Of A Power Failure. Mr. Bean: Thats Alright, Me Tooi Go...

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Rajnikanth Once Farted After A Heavy Meal... The Gas Today Is Known As Ozone Layer

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If You Spell Rajanikanth Wrong On Google It Doesnt Say, Did You Mean Rajanikanth? It Simply Replies, Run While You Still Have The Chance.

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Once A Beggar Was Singing On A Road. Rajnikant Got Impressed, Gave Him His Gold Chain. Today Dat Beggar Is Known As . Bappi Lehri

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Nokia Is Expected 2 Launch Rajni Series In 2012. With 100 Sims At A Time..5000 Gb Memory. 320 M.pixels Camera. Tv, Fridge,ac Car In One Mobile....

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One Day An Unknown Child Came 2 Rajnikant's House.. Wen D Boy Came, Rajnikanth Said, Ae Kaun??.. N Today Dat Boy Is Famous N Is Known As Akon.....

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Government Pays Tax To Rajnikant For Working In India...........

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Behind Every Successful Man, There Is A Woman. Behind Every Dead Man, There Is Rajanikanth.

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Just B4 Landing Clinton's Air Craft Pilot Announcd: Mr. President, We R About 2 Land.so Plz Return The Air Hostess To Her Upright Position...

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