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Mutated Spider Bit Peter Parker, He Became Spiderman... Mutated Spider Bit Rajinikant, . . . . . . Spider Became Spiderkant...

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Golden Words Love Is The Seventh Sense Which Destroys All The Six Senses. And U Become Non Sense! -).....................

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Rajnikanth Participated In 100 Meter Race And Obviously He Came First.. But Einstein Died After Watching That. Coz. Light Came Second.!

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Pls Inform All Ur Frnds 2 Avoid Any Problem.. All Over India There'll B Power Cut 2morrow Frm 10am-4pm Coz Rajnikanth Wil B Charging His Mobile....

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Once Rajinikant Participated In Moto Gp Bike Race..... Don't Even Try To Guess Wat Happened . . Rajinikant Won D Race On Neutral Gear!...

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Wat Does God Exclaim When He Is Shocked? . . . . . . . 'oh My Rajnikanth

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What Is Globalization? Ans: Diana's Death An English Princess With Egyptian Boyfriend, Crashes In A French Tunnel, In A German Car, With A Dutch Engine...

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C Ronaldo-i Can Spin A Football In My Finger For 2hrs.. Can U...... . . . . . Rajnikanth-how Do You Think The Earth Spin...

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Once A Big Stone Obstructed Rajani's Way. He Kicked High In Sky And Mow It Is So Called . . . . . .the Moon

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I Love U...!! These Words Were Said By Katrina Kaif To Me Last Nite In Her House.....but I Rejected..!! Lol...

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Friend: How Many Women Do U Believe Must A Man Marry? Mr. Bean: 16 Friend: Why? Mr. Bean: Coz The Priest Says 4 Richer, 4 Poorer, 4 Better And 4 Worse..

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Final Warning- Enough Is Enough...!!! No More Rajnikant Jokes..!!! He Has Felt So Bad That He Started Crying Now... And I Cant Take This Rains In Decem...

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Katrina Kaif Went To Court 2 Prove Salman Khan Is The Most Handsome Guy In The World. She Failed And Came Out Angrily And Shouted Who Is Suman....

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Lady Gaga Showed Up To The Vmas Wearing A Dress Made Of Real Meat. Chefs Near There Almost Cooked Her For Dinner

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Would A Lion Cheat?? No, But A Tiger Wood.

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Doctor: I Regret To Tell You That You Have A Brain Tumor. Mrbean: Yes(jumps In Joy) Doc: Did You Understand What I Just Told You? Bean: Yes Of Course, Do ...

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When Life Gives You A Bad Romance, Show Everyone Your Poker Face, Buy A New Telephone, Call Alejandro,go To A Well-known Club And Just Dance!but Don't Forget T...

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An Englishman And Santa Inside The Toilet. Englishman: Good Evening, How Do U Do? Santa: Good Evening, We Open The Zip And Do!

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All Scientists Failed To Answer This... But Rajnikanth Did... Q: Which Liquid Turns Solid On Heating...? A: Dosa..:) Rajni Rocks... Lol

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Everyone Hears What You Say... Friends Listen To What You Say...best Friends Listen To What You Don't Say...

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Usa Power Vs Indian Power Usa- 10000 Nuclear Weapons, 600000 Army, 10000 Tanks, 12000 Air Force, 3000 Ships India- *rajnikanth*...

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Lady Gaga Must Have A Stuttering Problem..ale-alejandro, Po-po-po-pokerface,papa-paparazzi, Te-te-te-telephone

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Rajnikant Was Supposed To Play The Lead Role In Mission: Impossible. He Was Replaced By Tom Cruise Because The Tittle Wouldn't Make Any Sense.

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Phone Call For Sehwag: Indian Team Manager : Hello(over Phone) Wife :can I Talk To Sehwag, This Is His Wife. Indian Team Manager:sorry, He Is Just Going To B...

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How Newton Died ? He Died After Seen South Indian Movies.. Because He Couldn't Bear Rajnikant Breaking All The Law Of Physics Which He Made......

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Physics Would Have Been Much Much Easier... If.. If.. If.. The Tree Itself Had Fallen On Newton's Head Instead Of The Apple..!!

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Rajnikant Can Finish Mario Bros Without Using . . . . . . . . . . The Jump Button.

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Itz The Day Of Cakes N Candles.. Snow N Songs.. Celebrations N Decortions.. Laughter N Luv.. Itz Ur B'day! Wishing U A Luvly N Fun-filled Day! Happy Bir...

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Why Katrina Hot ? Because Salman Is Cool

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Can You Guess Why Is There Lighting All Over The World? . . . . . Because . . . . . . Rajnikanth Is Practicing Cricket !!! That's All Folks!!!...

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3 Idiots-students Version Song Give Me Some Extra Time, Give Me Some Brain, Give Me Another Chance 2 Write My Paper Once Again Examiner- Na Nana Na...

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Once Rajnikant Gone For Morning Walk.. And In Afternoon Police Arrest Him.... . Why? . . Because, He Reached Usa Without Visa...

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Ultimate Insult: Heavy Rain., In Busstop People Were Waiting In Q For Bus, 1 Beggar Came, Collected Money Form Every1 And Sat In A Txi Taxi And Went To Home...

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Earth Rotates Faster When Rajnikanth Does. . . . . . . . . . Moon Walk.

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I Dont Fear Xams Nw Bcoz At D Beginning Of Every Answer I'll Write... . . . . . . 'according To Rajnikant....' :d...

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Question: What's The Difference Between Pinocchio And Barack Obama? Answer: Obama's Nose Doesn't Grow When He Lies.

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The Missing Piece Of Apple Inc. Logo Was Officially Eaten By. . .. . . . . . . . Rajnikant...

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There Is No Such Thing As Evolution. Its Just A List Of Creatures That Rajnikanth Allowed To Live.

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The Police Got A New Bullet Proof Jacket.. . . . . . . . Its A T-shirt With Rajinikant Photo Printed On It.....

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I Wake Up From Dreams And Go Wow, Put This Down On Paper. The Whole Thing Is Strange. You Hear The Words, Everything Is Right There In Front Of Your Face . . ...

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