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Rajnikanth Was Playing Kbc And . . . .

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Rajinikant Can Give Pain To Painkillers And Headache To Anacin.

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Rajnikant Once Organized A Small Party For His Relatives And Thats How Common Wealth Games Came To India

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Joke: A Boy Of America To A Boy Of India:- I Have S*x Bombs Like Megan Fox, Angelina Jolie And Britney Spears. What U Have???? Indian Boy:- I ...

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Rajinikanth Once Warned A Young Girl To Be Good Or Else. The Result? Mother Teresa. Rajinikant Electrocuted Iron Man. Rajinikanth Killed Spider-man Using ...

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Rajnikanth And Superman Once Had Arm Wrestled And The Loser Had To Wear His Underwear Over His Pants.. . . . We All Know Who Won...

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Lady Gaga Is Wearing Meat Dress So That She Can Fatten Up.

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Once A Guy Winked At Rajnikants Wife, Rajni Twisted His Limbs And Broke His Eyelid. . . . . . . We Now Know Him As Baba Ramdev.. !!!!...

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1 Day Rajinikant Got Angry On His Sweeper Boy., He Kicked Him So Hard That He Went Flying In The Sky With Is Broom... 2day That Boy Is Famous As Harry Potter.....

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Once Rajinikant Went To Bhopal For Shooting And Had A Stomach Upset.....and The Result Was.. . . . . . Bhopal Gas Tragedy......

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Mahatma Gandhi Says:-if Ny1 Thrws Stones At U....reply To Them By Thrwn Flowers.... Raj Thackeray Says:-dont 4rgt To Thrw D Flowers Along With The Flower Pot!...

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No Greeting Card To Give.. No Sweet Flowers To Send.. No Cute Graphics To Forward.. Just A Loving Heart Saying Happy Xmas...

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The Great Wall Of China Was Originally Created To Keep Rajnikant Out. It Failed Miserably.

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Rajnikanth Once Hit A Six And Now That Ball Is Called....pluto....

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What Colour Is Rajnikant's Blood?? . . . . . Haha! Tricky Question Rajnikant Never Bleeds! B-):-p

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Best Rajni Joke Till Now! Rajanikant Once Taught A Kid Flemings Right Hand Rule. Today The Kid Is Called Acp Pradyu

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There Is No Such Thing As Evolution, Its Just A List Of Creatures That Rajinikanth Allowed To Live.

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In Next Season Of Disneys Hannah Montana , Justin Will Be Playing The Role Of Hannah Montana.

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Rajnikant Can Teleport Himself Anywhere In The Universe By Simply Using A Casio Calculator Watch.

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I Love U...!! These Words Were Said By Katrina Kaif To Me Last Nite In Her House.....but I Rejected..!! Lol...

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After Release Of Robot, Rajnikanth Gave Times Of India 3 Stars.

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Aliens Do Exist. They're Just Waiting For Rajnikant To Die Before They Attack.

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My Cell Phone Is Full Of Rajnikant Msgs . . . . . . . So Now I Dont Need A Charger Yo

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A 22 Wheeler Huge Truck Once Met With An Accident Against Rajinikanth . . Since Then, It Is Called Tata Nano.

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Katrina: Why Did You Sleep With A Scale? Kareena: Because I Wanted To Measure How Long I Have Slept..

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After Finishing Mbbs, Dr Munna Bhai Starts His Practice. He Checked His First Patients Eyes, Tongue, Ears By Torch. Finally What Did He Say? The Battery Is...

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Breaking Newz...by India Tv . . . . . . Hanuman Was Caught Reading Rajnikanth Chalisa....!!!!!

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This Msg Is Being Sent In The Interest Of Humanity : Guys, Please Stop Making Jokes On Rajnikant Or He Will Destroy The Internet !!! :d

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Rajnikant Won 'jumanji' Without Ever Saying The Word. He Simply Beat The Living S**t Out Of Everything That Was Thrown At Him, And The Game Forfeited.

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Why Kareena Did Not Marry Shahid? . . . . . . Bcoz She Wanted A New Surname After Marriage. Not Kapoor Agiain....

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Rajni Kanth Have Cricket Match Today And......... : : : : : ..rain Delay Due To Cricket Match ....

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Rajnikanth Can Divide By Zero. Rajinikanth Can Judge A Book By It's Cover. Rajinikanth Can Drown A Fish. Rajinikanth Can Delete The Recycle Bin....

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Rajinikanth Puts The 'laughter' In Manslaughter. Rajinikanth Goes To Court And Sentences The Judge. Rajinikanth Can Handle The Truth. Rajinikanth Can S...

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Judge: You Want To Divorce Your Husband For Threatening U With A Deadly Weapon? Wife: You Got Me Wrong Your Honor. Im Divorcing Him For His Dead Weapon......

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Q:: Why Lady Gaga Is Sad ? A:: Because She Had Bad Romance

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Its A Nice Feeling When You Know That Someone Likes You, Someone Thinks About You, Someone Needs Youbut It Feels Much Better When You Know That Someone Never Ev...

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Once Rajnikant Taught A Boy How To Kiss. Now That Boy Is Known As '. . . . . . . . . Emran Hashmi'...

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I Dont Have Any Fear Of Xams Now Bcoz I Got A Technique 2 Top In D Xams Without Cheating Just Write These 3 Words In D Begining Of Every Answr According To Rajn...

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Its Kiss Day And Ive Kissed You Hundredth Time In My Thoughts Cant Wait Till We Meet

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Ultimate Insult: Heavy Rain., In Busstop People Were Waiting In Q For Bus, 1 Beggar Came, Collected Money Form Every1 And Sat In A Txi Taxi And Went To Home...

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