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Once Bl Ates Gave 50 Rs Tip To A Waiter. Waiter- Sir,yesterday U Son Gave Me 500 Rs As Tip N U Gave Onky 50,why? Genuine Rply By Gates-he Is D Son Of A Miill...

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A Ngro Died Reachd Heaven. Angel:who R U? Ngro:leonardo Dicaprio(titanic Hero) Angel Got Confusd, Rang Yamraj Sir,did Titanic Sink Or Burn?!...

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A Celebrity Is A Person Who Works Hard All His Life To Become Well Known, Then Wears Dark Glasses To Avoid Being Recognized

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So Many Time I Thought I'd Never Find Sum1 To Love Me D Way I Needed 2 B Loved Then U Came In My Life N Showed Me Wh8 True Love Is ..

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Once A Person Threw An Ignited Cigarette Up In The Sky. It Fell On A Planet, Which Is Now Known As Sun And The Person Is None Other Than Rajnikant...

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Once Rajinikant Went To Bhopal For Shooting And Had A Stomach Upset.....and The Result Was.. . . . . . Bhopal Gas Tragedy......

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Rajnikant Can Teleport Himself Anywhere In The Universe By Simply Using A Casio Calculator Watch.

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Once A Big Stone Obstructed Rajani's Way. He Kicked High In Sky And Mow It Is So Called . . . . . .the Moon

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Latest Fact - The Bikes Frm Yamaha Company R1 , R6 , R15 , Rx , Rxz ,.. . . . Its With No Doubt R Means Rajnikant :d

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Why Did Obama Came To India ? To Receive The Payment Of Nasa's Rocket He Sold To Rajnikanth For Diwali..:) Hahaha

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Rajinikanth Once Kicked A Horse In The Chin. Its Descendants Are Today Called Giraffes.

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Doctor: I Regret To Tell You That You Have A Brain Tumor. Mrbean: Yes(jumps In Joy) Doc: Did You Understand What I Just Told You? Bean: Yes Of Course, Do ...

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Maths Teacher: If You Have 12 Chocolates And You Give 5 To Priya, 3 To Sonia And 2 To Neha Then What Will U Get? Kid: Three New Girlfriends.

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The Rain Makes All Things Beautiful, The Grass And Flowers Too. But If Rain Really Makes All Things Beautiful, Why Doesn't It Rain On You?

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Rajnikanth's Latest Joke : 1.there's Nothing Like Recession, It's Just That Rajnikanth Started Saving Some Money..! 2. Rajnikant Knows Victoria's Secret 3....

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Mr.bean Failed Medical College Entrance Exam For The Following Answers Antibody:one Who Hates His Body Artery:study Of Fine Paintings Bacteria:back Door Of C...

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Once Rajinikanth Was Throwing Paper Rockets In The Air. The Next Day, . . . . . . . World Trade Center Came Down!...

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Rajnikanth Participated In 100 Metre Race And Obviously He Came 1st ........................ But Einstien Died Afer Watchig That.. Light Came 2nd....

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At An Atm Machine: Friend: What Are You Looking At? Mr. Bean: I Know Your Pin No., Hee, Hee. Friend: Alright, What Is My Pin No. If You Saw It? Mr. Bean...

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After Big Success Of, Ms Word, Ms Excel, Ms Power Point Etc. Microsoft Launched New Software Related 2 Cricket Ms Dhoni :)

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Once Rajnikant Gone For Morning Walk.. And In Afternoon Police Arrest Him.... . Why? . . Because, He Reached Usa Without Visa...

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Rajinikanth's House Has No Doors, Only Walls That He Walks Through.

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No Greeting Card To Give.. No Sweet Flowers To Send.. No Cute Graphics To Forward.. Just A Loving Heart Saying Happy Xmas...

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Rajni Once Had A Fgt Id One F His Freind,he Ordered Him Not To Show Him His Face Again In Life......... . . . Now D Person Is Known As Big Boss...!!...

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Most Funniest Joke Of Rajanikant Ever.... . . . Once Rajanikant Decided To Race With Da Time.... . Result Is Time Is Still Running.........

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Information Of Day: 1999 Calander And 2010 Calander Both Are Same!!! Check Your Mobile Calander!! Even Date And Day Is Same!!!!!!!!!!! Share This Knowledge...

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Once Rajini Adopted 2elephants,2 Camels Nd 2 Horses Frm Zoo...y?? . . Simply..!

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Bells Are Ringing The Wishes Of Christmas Day The Flying Snowflakes Send My Most Sincere Blessings To You Merry Christmas.

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Aliens Do Exist. They're Just Waiting For Rajnikant To Die Before They Attack.

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Rajnikant Participated In F1 Race And Won.....and Every Body Was Shocked Guess Why.........his Car Was In Neutral Gear Throughout The Race

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1. Rajni Irons His Shirt While He Is Wearing Them! 2. Sun Doesn't Rise Until Rajinikant Says 'good Morning' 3. Rajnikanth Leaves A Messages Before The Bee...

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Q: Who Had A Double Role In Movie 'sholay'? A: King George He Is On Both Sides Of The Coin )

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A 22 Wheeler Huge Truck Once Met With An Accident Against Rajnikanth...... . Since Then.... . . Its Called Tata Nano.......

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Rajinikanth Once Warned A Young Girl To Be Good Or Else. The Result? Mother Teresa. Rajinikant Electrocuted Iron Man. Rajinikanth Killed Spider-man Using ...

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A House Was On Fire With 25 People Inside. A Sadar Went Inside Saved 6 By Pulling Them Out. But He Was Jailed. Why? B'coz All 6 Were Fireman....

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Gini Rubs Rajnikant And He Grants Them. . . ., . . . . . . Three Wishes.

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By Next Year We Will Have A Pen Drive Of . . . . . . 1 Rb . 1rb Means 1 -rajni Byte Pen Drive

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Q:: Why Did Justin Bieber Crossed The Road ? A:: To Reach The Puberty .

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Now Medical Science Proved That In A Lip Kiss 0.7gm Protein 0.45gm Fat 0.19gm Chemical 50 Variety Of Bacteria Will Die. ...

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Rajinikanth Collects Honey From His Private Moon - Honeymoon.

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