Cellular Telephone Messages

Warning! Cell Phone Emits Dangerous Radiations Which Causes Brain Cancer ..!! But How Lucky U R?..! ?no Brain? ?no Tension?

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Most People Hate Cell Phone Use On Trains I Love Cell Phone Use On Trains. What Do You Want To Do, Read That Report On Your Lap, Or Hear About Your Neighbours W...

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A Newly Born Baby Ask To Nurse: Can I Use Your Mobile Phone Nurse: Why? Baby: Actually I Want To Tell The God I Am Land Safely To The Earth. Now Arrange A Gir...

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Please Turn Your Mobile Phone Upside Down Now!!! Hurry

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Inbox Waiting For Your Sms My Cell Phone Is Waiting For Your Call Inbox Waiting For Your Sms Call Register Waiting For Your Miscall My Heart Waiting For Your F...

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. . During Sexual Session The Girl Says:u R Like A Mobile Phone! . . Boy: Do I Vibrate A Lot? . . Girl:no, When U Get In 2 D Tunnel U Loose Network...

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If That Cell Phone Rings While An 8-point Buck And 3 Does Are Coming In, We Will Shoot It Out Of Your Hand. You Better Hope You Don't Have It Up To Your Ear At ...

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Erase From Facebook: Done Erase From Msn: Done Erase From Cell Phone: Done Erase From The Heart: Error

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Someone Asked What Makes People Happy. Some Said Wealth And Some Said Fame. I Was Thinking About This When My Cell Phone Beeped And Received A Text From You. Th...

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Someone Asked What Makes People Happy. Some Said Wealth And Some Said Fame. I Was Thinking About This When My Cell Phone Beeped And Received A Text From You. Th...

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Girl Friends Are Like Mobile Phone, Whenever You Want Happiness Just Check Inbox, Whenever U Want To Cry Check Out Box, And Whenever U Want To Enjoyment Just Pl...

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Girl Friends Are Like Mobile Phone, Whenever You Want Happiness Just Check Inbox, Whenever U Want To Cry Check Out Box, And Whenever U Want To Enjoyment Just ...

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Teacher: What Is The Difference Between Landline And Mobile Phone..? Sardar: On Landline We Dial Number With Our Finger While On Mobile We Dial Number With Our ...

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An Information Notice By The Gla Reveals Plans For E-voting Using The Internet, Telephone, Mobile Phone, Text Messaging, E-voting Booths And Digital Tv. The Pla...

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An Information Notice By The Gla Reveals Plans For E-voting Using The Internet, Telephone, Mobile Phone, Text Messaging, E-voting Booths And Digital Tv. The Pla...

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Boy: Do You Have A Pen? Girl: Yeah. Boy: Oh! Its Out Of Ink! Girl: What? You Are Kidding, It Works! Boy: It Doesn't Work! Well, You Try... Go, Right Your Cell P...

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Every Time I Hear My Text Tone, I Always Hope One Of Them Is From You. My Cell Phone May Have Limited Memory Space But My Heart Has Unlimited Space For Someone ...

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My Cell Phone Is Full Of Rajnikant Msgs . . . . . . . So Now I Dont Need A Charger Yo

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Santa Goes 2 A Petrol Pump Sees A Board Don”t Use Mobile Here, He Picks His Mobile Phone, Calls Everyone From His Phone & Says Don”t Call Me Now....

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Boy: Do You Have A Pen Girl: Yeah Boy: Oh...its Out Of Ink! Girl: What? You're Kidding,it Works! Boy: It Doesn't Work! Well,u Try...go Write You...

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Hello!!!! Im A Little Alien Called Ted. I Have Taken The Form Of A Mobile Phone - Your Phone. And During This Message I Have Been Having S*x With Your Thu...

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If You're Like My Pillow, You're Huggable. If You're Like My Cell Phone, You're Smart. If You're My Chocolate, You're Sweet. If You're Like Me, Grabe And Cute M...

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This Sms Contains A Virus! Your Sim Card Is Destroyed Soon! You Can Avert This Is To Rinse Thoroughly With Hot Water, Her Cell Phone.

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Boy: Do U Have A Pen? Girl: Yeah Boy:oh..its Out Of Ink! Girl: What? You're Kidding.it Work Boy: It Doesn't Work! Well,u Try...go Write Your Cell Phone N...

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# Moral Of The Movie Ghajini Whenever Going To Meet Your Girlfriend Make Sure U Have Your Cell Phone.. N When U R In Deep Trouble Keep Your Cell Phone Silent

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Most People Hate Cell Phone Use On Trains I Love Cell Phone Use On Trains. What Do You Want To Do, Read That Report On Your Lap, Or Hear About Your Neighbours W...

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The Night Is Silent But I Can't Sleep. Maybe Because I Am Waiting For My Cell Phone To Beep. Before I Dream, What I Want Is Get Your Message And Read.

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I'm An Alien Dressed As Your Mobile Phone. With Your Fingers You're Playing Around With My Grad Genitals. On Your Smile, I Realize That You Like It.

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What Is Love? It Is What Makes Your Cell Phone Ring Every Time I Send Text Messages.

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Bbc News: 8 Girls Are Admitted Inthe Hospital For Suicide Attempt Reason:my Cell Phone Was Switched Off Yesterday

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Most People Hate Cell Phone Use On Trains I Love Cell Phone Use On Trains. What Do You Want To Do, Read That Report On Your Lap, Or Hear About Your Neighbours W...

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This World Will Not End In 2013 Because............ Rajnikant Just Purchased A Mobile Phone With 3 Year Warranty

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What Is Love? It Is What Makes Your Cell Phone Ring Every Time I Send Text Messages..

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Good Day! What Are You Looking At Stupid Like That? It's Me, Your Mobile Phone! I Just Wanted Some Fresh Air. Is So Dark And Stuffy In Here ... Thanks!

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The Night Is Silent But I Cant Sleep.maybe Because I Am Waiting For My Cell Phone To Beep. Before I Dream,what I Want Is Get Ur Msg To Read

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The Rate Of Your Mobile Phone Has Been Changed! The Rate Was Adjusted Your Genitals! The Shorter, The Cheaper The Fare ... Congratulations ... You Call Now For ...

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When There Is Long Gap Between Engagement And Marriage Then Who Is Most Benefited? Girl? No..... Boy? No..... Its The Mobile Phone Company...

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Sardar, Received Continuously I Love You Messages On Mobile Phone. A Man Standing With Him, Said, Sardar G Today You Are Receiving Lot Of Love Messages... Sarda...

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During Sexual Session The Girl Says:u R Like A Mobile Phone! Boy: Do I Vibrate A Lot? Girl:no, When U Get In 2 D Tunnel U Loose Network...

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Someone Asked What Makes People Happy. Some Said Wealth And Some Said Fame. I Was Thinking About This When My Cell Phone Beeped And Received A Text From You. Th...

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