Chair Messages

Old Lady Visits The Dentist Sits On The Chair Lowers Her Pants And Lifts Her Legs. The Dentist Say Im Not A Gynocologist. Old Lady Says I Know I Want You To Tak...

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How Do You Make A Hotdog Stand? Steal Its Chair!

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Once Rajinikanth Was Playing Cricket And Rain Stopped Due To Heavy Play... Rajinikanth Can Lift Up A Chair While Sitting On It

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A Man On Ski Trip Was Knocked Ouy By Chair Lift.he Called Insurance From Hospital,but It Refused To Cover Injury. Why Not Covered?he Asked. You Got Hit On Head...

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Hi Dear, I M Here, U R There, But Don't Care Far Or Near, V Can Share, Thora U Come Near, Sit On Chair, Listen With Care, I Miss U Dear...

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5 Hi-tech Sardar Inventions 1. Waterproof Towel! 2. Solar Torch! 3. Book On How To Read! 4. Wheel Chair Wit Pedals! 5. Umbrella Wit Holes To See If Its Raining!...

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Krish Visits Mysore Palace. Guide: Please Don't Sit Their,this Is Tipu Sultan's Chair. Krish: Dont Worry, I Will Get Up Wen He Comes.

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Women To Dentist: Its So Painful I Will Prefer To Get Pregnant Than Getting My Cavity Filled. Dentist: Make A Decision, I Will Adjust The Chair Accordingly....

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I Am Made Of 5 Letters, If U Remove The First Letter, It Is Part Of Our Body.if U Remove The Second Letter, It Is Everywhere!guess What ???!hairair - - - - - -a...

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A Guy Was Setting Up His New Email Account. While His Girlfriend Sat Beside Him. Feeling All Macho,he Put In P*nis As His Password. His Girlfriend Fell Off He...

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Holding A Hand Mirror, Sit In A Comfortable Chair With One Leg Propped Up On The Bed Or Couch.

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I Could Be Your Volunteer. You'll Be My Magician Girl. Back To The Room You Put Me On The Chair. Just A Touch Of Magic And My Jeans Will Disappear.

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