Christmas Messages
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Can I Have Your Picture, So Santa Claus Knows Exactly What To Give Me. Happy Christmas.
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Your As Big Boned As Father Christmas Claus, Your As Stupid As A Donkey, Your As S**t In Bed As A Camal, But Your Still The Right Person For Me!
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Have An Ideal Christmas; An Occasion That Is Celebrated As A Reflection Of Your Values, Desires, Affections, Traditions.
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If One Night A Big Fat Man Jumps In At Your Window Grabs You And Puts You In A Sack Don't Worry I Told Santa I Wanted You For Christmas ***********...
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Brunette : Do You Know That Christmas Is On A Friday This Year? Blondie : Oh, Let's Hope It's Not Going To Be The 13th! Brunette : Go Away!
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