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Have A Icy Christmas With Buttering Messages Chocolaty Calls Creamy Thoughts Fruity Funs Plumy Plays Jumpy Joys Merry Christmas...

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Santa Goes Out With An Umberella And Mrs Claus Asked Him What It Was For He Answered Rain Dear

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One Night If A Big Fat Man Jump In At Your Window, Grabs You And Puts You In A Sack, Don't Worry Because I Told Santa Claus I Wanted As Gift For Christmas..

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Q: Why Did Santa Have To Have His Balls Removed? A: Because He'd Carried His Sack Over His Shoulders One Too Many Times.

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