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Why Every Girl Wants To Be Hot Like Katrina Kaif ? ........ ? ? Because She Is Hot.....

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Whenever I Miss U I Won't Look 4 U In My Dreams Or Try To Hear Ur Voice In Ur Msgs. I Just Put My Right Hand Across My Chest And I Feel U

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Ur Cute Gorgeous Fine Dandy.really S**y U Make Me Randy.ur Good Wiv Ur Mouth Also In Bed Oops Sorry Wrong Number 4get Wot I Said.

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Here Is A List Of Top Rajnikant Jokes.. Enjoy Cat Is Outdated. Now The Students Have 2 Prepare For Rat= Rajnikant Atitude Test Hrithik Tried To Participate In A...

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A Person Go To The Dctor With His 3 Year Son. Person: - Dctor, My Son Has Swallowed A Key, So V Came 2 U Dctor:- When He Swallowed A Key Person:- 10 Days Bac...

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Sardar's Wife Was Looking At The Honeymoon Brochures And Said : Honey, Lets Try Greece This Year Sardar Replied : Why, Whats Wrong With Vaseline?...

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Teacher: What R The People Of Turkey Called? Student: I Don't Know. Teacher: They R Called Turks. Now What R The People Of Germany Called? Student: They R Cal...

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Rajnikanth's Punch Dialogue In His 150 Crore Film Endhiran (robot) ... 'buddy.. If I Punch You, Even Google Won't Be Able To Search U..' Rajni Rocks...

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Rajnikant Once Wrote His Autobiography. Today That Book Is Known As Guiness Book Of World Records

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Boys R Very Kind Than Girls. Proof . Most Of D Girls Don't Like To Help Unknown Boys. But All Boys R Always There To Help Any Unknown Girl.....

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System Of Love Jan - Rose, Feb - Propose, Mar - Gift, Apri - Lift, May - Chating, June - Dating, July - Miss U, Aug - Meet U, Sep - Anger, Oct - Danger, Nov - ...

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Teacher: Peter, Why R U Late For School Again? Peter: Well, Miss, I Dreamed That I Was Playing Football The Game Went Into Extra Time...

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I Like 3 Friends ? 1 Is The Sun 2 Is The Moon 3 Is The U Sun For Day Time Moon For Night Timegood Morning Boss U For Life Time

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Sorry Sorry Sorrysorry Dont Get Confused , Sorry Means: S-some, O-one Is, R-really, R-remembering Y-you.. Have A Wonderful Day.....

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Lady Gaga Must Have A Stuttering Problem..ale-alejandro, Po-po-po-pokerface,papa-paparazzi, Te-te-te-telephone

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I Got Into A Car Accident Today, The Other Driver Was A Midget. When He Got Out Of The Car, He Said I'm Not Happy! So I Said, Which Dwarf Are You Then?

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Once Rajnikanth Was On Hot Seat Of Kbc And Computer Needed Lifeline To Choose The Question

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A Girl Who Opens Her Hands Receives Gifts. Who Opens Her Heart Receives Love. Who Opens Her Legs Receives Happiness ,,,,,,,

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While In A Drug Store: Mr. Bean: Id Like Some Vitamins For My Grandson. Clerk: Sir, Vitamin A, B Or C? Mr. Bean: Any Will Do, My Grandson Doesn't Know The...

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The Great Wall Of China Was Originally Created To Keep Rajnikant Out. It Failed Miserably

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In Our Life Time 6 Things Can Come At Any Time: 1.love 2.friendship 3.money 4.death 5.illness - - - 6.u Can Come At Any Time

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Girl-ur Name? Boy-black Lion.. Gal-r U Joking.? Boy-no, It Means Kaalu Singh. And Urs.? Gal-soft Underwear.. Boy- R U Joking.? Gal-no, It Means Komal Chadda :)...

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A Young Girl After Her Hon*ym*on Came Fully Exhausted And Tired, When Her Friends Asked Her What Happened? She Replied : When This 70 Year Old B*stard Told Me H...

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Girls Are The Best Engine In World, Fits All Size Of Piston Self Lubricating Start With Finger Touch Automatic Mothly Oil Change Best Mileage In 3 Or 4 Drop Pow...

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Rajanikanth's Acting Is So Good That He Even Makes Onions Cry.

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Q: Can A Kangaroo Jump Higher Than The Empire State Building? A: Yes, Because The Empire State Building Cant Jump!

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Position Of An Engineer: Father Scolds U, Mother Consoles U, Sister Freaks At U, Relations Laugh At U, At Last, To The Extent After The Degree, Company Says,...

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This Story Happen In A Shop. Salesgirl : Excuse Me Sir, You Can't Smoke Here! Man : But I Bought These Cigarettes From Your Shop... Salesgirl : Sir, We...

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Essay On B****t B*****s R Most Wonderful,multipurpse Creation Of Nature. They Produce Milk Which Is Gud For Health. They R Comfrtable,soft Pillow For Gud Sle...

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Krish's Father:should I Buy Tickets To My Children. Conductor: Yes Only If They Are Above 8. Krish's Father:thank God I Have Only 6 Children...

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Scientists Are Trying To Figure Out How Long Can A Person Live Without Brain !!!! ...... Please Tell Them Your Age !

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Girl: I Hate U Get Lost . I Don't Wanna Talk To You This Relationship Is Over ... Boy: What Happened? I Didn't Hook Up With Ne Girl I Love Only You . . . . Gir...

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A Little Kid Asks His Dad, Daddy, How Much Does It Cost To Get Married? No Idea, Replied The Father, Im Still Paying For It......

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Rajinikanth Doesn't Move At The Speed Of Light. Light Moves At The Speed Of Rajinikanth. Rajinikanth Knows Victoria's Secret. Water Boils Faster When Raji...

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A Girl Was Asking For You She Was Asking Me Ur Details . I Gave Her Ur Cell No. She Will B Visiting Soon. Her Name Is Smile I Thank She Come Just Now,...

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All Scientist Failed Bt Rajnikanth Did... Q-which Liquid Turns Solid On Heating? Ans- Dosa.....rajni Rocks

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Students Of 5th Class Asked Teacher: Can We Have Kids? Teacher Replied :never ! Boy Said To Girl : I Told You Not To Worry...:p

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If U Don't Mind If U Don't Feel Bad If Don't Hesitate Please...... Give Me A K Ki Kis Kiss Kiss...... Kissan Jam Bottle Just R...

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I Was In Bed With My New Girlfriend Last Night, And She Said I D Got The Biggest D**k Shed Ever Laid Her Hands On. I Said Youre Pulling My Leg!.....

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Mr. Bean Standing Near The Door . Wife : Why Are You Standing ? Bean : I'm Going To Hunt A Lion . Wife : Then Go .. Bean : How Can I Go ? A Dog Is Standing ...

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