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Once Rajnikanth Was On Hot Seat Of Kbc And Computer Needed Lifeline To Choose The Question

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Lady : So, You Want To Become My Son-in-law? Boy: Not Really, But I Don't See Any Other Way 2 Marry Ur Daughter!

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Boys R Very Kind Than Girls. Proof . Most Of D Girls Don't Like To Help Unknown Boys. But All Boys R Always There To Help Any Unknown Girl.....

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Mr. Bean Standing Near The Door . Wife : Why Are You Standing ? Bean : I'm Going To Hunt A Lion . Wife : Then Go .. Bean : How Can I Go ? A Dog Is Standing ...

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Manager: A Room With Double Bed? But Sir You Are Alone? Santa: Yes, It Is Just That I Wish To Enjoy The Silence From The Other Bed...:p

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While In A Drug Store: Mr. Bean: Id Like Some Vitamins For My Grandson. Clerk: Sir, Vitamin A, B Or C? Mr. Bean: Any Will Do, My Grandson Doesn't Know The...

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Teacher: What Happened In 1869? Student: Mahatma Gandhi Was Born. Teacher: What Happened In 1873? Student: Gandhi Was Four Years Old....

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Scientist World Are Joining And Finding An Important Research ,. How Long A Person Can Live Without Brain ? . .can U Help Me...... . Pls Say Your Age.......

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Facebook 2012 . Modern Day Break Up.... Girl-i Wanna Break Up With You. . Boy-why...???? . . . Girl-because You Didn't Comment On My Status Of Facebook....

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In Maths Exam, Sardar Was Dnacing Instead Of Writing,why? Think? Bcoz Someone Told Him That There Are Marks For Every Step...........

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If You're In Love . . . Go Down . . . Scroll Down . . . . Hey..! So You're In Love Na.....

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No Matter Whether Guys Buy 220cc Pulsars Bike Or 350cc Royal Enfields, Surely It Ll Not Overtake A Beautiful Girl On 80cc Scooty Pep.

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Breaking News: After The Engagement Of Shoaib Malik And Sania Mirza, . . . . . . . Katrina Kaif Pressurize Me, Omg What Should I Do.?...

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This Is The Telephone Terrorist Team. While Receiving This Message A Virus Will Be Activated. This Virus Should Have Infected Your Mobile By Now. Your Mobi...

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Husband: Today Is Sunday I Have To Enjoy It. So I Bought 3 Movie Tickets. Wife: Why Three? Husband: 4 U And Ur Parents... :d

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What Happened 2 Ur Mobile? I Was Trying 2 Call U But I Got This Msg: Welcome 2 D Jungle Network,d Monkey U R Triyinng 2 Call Is On Tree Please Try Later.

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Do You Know What Does A,b,c,d,e,f,g,h Stands For? Check The New Edition Below =) A Boy Can Die Everyday For Girls Happily.. What About The Reverse? Guess It....

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I Want To Share Everything With You. Your Joys, Your Sadness, Your Happy Moments Every Single Second Of Day Let Us Start With Your Atm Password First.....

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A Good Lecture Should Be Like A Girl’s Mini Skirt… Long Enough To Cover The Subject & Short Enough To Create Interest.

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Ques. What Is The Difference Between A Pregnant Woman And A Light Bulb? Ans. U Can Unscrew A Light Bulb

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Facebook Founder Mark Zukerberg Hospitalized With Serious Injury...... Reason : Rajnikanth Poked Him On Facebook...lol

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Universal Truth : When Girls Wear Tight Fittings, Neither They Are Comfortable Nor Boys Are Comfortable. !!

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Best Lines By True Lover. . I Am 99 Percent Sure The Person I Love Doesnt Love Me, But... 1 Percent Is Enough For Me To Hold On My Hopes.....

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What Is White When Its Dirty And Black When Its Clean? A Blackboard!

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A Man Forgot To Zip Up.so A Lady Tells Him:u Left Yr Garage Open. Man Asks:did U C My Black Mercedez Parked Inside ?no,she Said Just A Mini Cooper With A Flat ...

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Best 3 Comedy Lines In Student Life.. 1)please Dont Disturb I Want To Study! 2)no Class,den Lets Go 2 Library! D Best 1 Is: 3)sir,i Have A Question!!!!...

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At 18 A Lady Is Like A Football 22 Men Behind Her At 28 A Basketball, 10 Men Behind Her At 38 A Golf Ball, 1 Man Behind Her At 48 A Tt Ball, 1 Man Pushing Her T...

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Ncome Tax Department Is Keeping An Eye On All Your High Value Transactions.. . . . . . . . . . . Please Don't Buy Onions.....

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In My Heart Our Love Is Heard Like A Ring Tone. In My Ears Ur Speech Is Heard Like Voice Mail. But When I Called For Response Subscriber Cant Reach At The Mo...

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A Father's Boy Was Joined To Facebook He Is New On It ...he Went For His Son Profile ... N Then He Saw.. Wtf In His Profile... His Father Ask Wat Means Wtf ......

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Q: Can A Kangaroo Jump Higher Than The Empire State Building? A: Yes, Because The Empire State Building Cant Jump!

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Life Without U Is Impossible, U R In My Breath And Blood. I Cant Stay For A Second Without U, If U R Not There I Am Dead Hey Hello I Am Talking About Oxygen...

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Ecg If U Go Out With Wife /l__,-.__/_,_,-. Ecg If U Go Out With Girlfriend _/l_/l_/l_/l_/_/_ Ecg If Wife Catches U With Girlfriend /________

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Here Is A List Of Top Rajnikant Jokes.. Enjoy Cat Is Outdated. Now The Students Have 2 Prepare For Rat= Rajnikant Atitude Test Hrithik Tried To Participate In A...

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Sardar's Wife Was Looking At The Honeymoon Brochures And Said : Honey, Lets Try Greece This Year Sardar Replied : Why, Whats Wrong With Vaseline?...

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I Love U...!! These Words Were Said By Katrina Kaif To Me Last Nite In Her House.....but I Rejected..!! Lol...

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Boy: Did It Hurt? Girl: What? Boy: When You Fell From Heaven To The Ground. Girl: :) Actually, They Kicked Me Out.

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Husband Wanted To Call The Hospital To Ask About His Pregnant Wife,but Accidently Called The Cricket Stadium.he Asks, Hows The Situation? He Was Shocked Nearl...

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A Train Is Bout 2 Crash! A Frantic Virgin Strips Off Says Can Any1 Make Me Feel Like A Woman B4 I Die? So A Man Takes Off His Clothes Says Iron These!...

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Dear Subscriber,ur Girlfriend Can Bcome Mother Witout Ur Struggle. Just Sms 'child' Wit Ur Gf's Name And Contact Number To (ur Number) Bcome A Tension Free ...

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