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Sardar Found A Cigaret In Daughter's Room O God! She Smokes? Den Found Wine,o God! She Drinks? Den Saw A Boy Thank God! All His Things.

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Waiter :would You Like Your Coffee Black? Krish: What Other Colors Do You Have ?

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What Did The Blonde Say When The Airplane Began To Shake? Must Be An Earthquake.

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-why Were Ancient Egyptian Children Confused? Because Their Daddies Were Mummies!

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Schoolgirl: I Dont Want To Go For S*x Education Class Teacher : Why? Girl : Some Body Said The Final Exam Will Be Oral..

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A Man And A Woman Started To Have S*x In The Middle Of A Dark Forest. After About 15 Minutes Of It, The Man Finally Gets Up And Says, D**n, I Wish I Had A Flash...

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In 3 Ways U Can Break D Mirror 1.throw Stone At D Mirror 2. Throw De Mirror On D Floor. 3. Stand In Front Of D Mirror And Smile By Showing Ur Teeth.......

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Pappu: Tumne Apni Patni Ko Birthday Par Diamond Ring Kyun Di? Voh To Car Chahati Thi Na? Raju: Par Main Nakli Car Kahan Se Le Ke Aata?

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God Made Man And Then Rested. God Made Women And Then No One Rested!!!

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Sardar: What Is My Exam Register Number..? Teacher: Its 07ac438629.... Sadar: I Paid 10000 Rs Forexams.pls Give Me A Fancy Number... Teacher: ?.?.?........

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Wife: Enne Ningalku Kettichu Thannathu 5 Laksham Rupa Thannitta.! Husband: Apakadathil Pedunnavark Nashta Pariharam Nalkunnathu Pathiva.!

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Ncome Tax Department Is Keeping An Eye On All Your High Value Transactions.. . . . . . . . . . . Please Don't Buy Onions.....

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Here Is A List Of Top Rajnikant Jokes.. Enjoy Cat Is Outdated. Now The Students Have 2 Prepare For Rat= Rajnikant Atitude Test Hrithik Tried To Participate In A...

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. . . . . .meaning For S.i.n.g.l.e -)s - Smile...i - Independentn - Naughty G - Gorgeous L - Loving E - Everyday( I Reli Luv Being Single )------ ( _ ) ------...

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Do U Know Similarity Between Dinosaurs And Decent Girls? Both Don't Exist.

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Ecg If U Go Out With Wife /l__,-.__/_,_,-. Ecg If U Go Out With Girlfriend _/l_/l_/l_/l_/_/_ Ecg If Wife Catches U With Girlfriend /________

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When Apple Is Green It Is Ready 2 Pluck Wen Girl Is 18 She's Ready 2 . . . . . Vote (lol Think Positive) :d...

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A Man Ws Sleepin In Hs House.suddenly,yamadharmaraja Appeard N Said Go Out N Njoy,nothin Ll Happen 2 U Fr D Nxt 10 Yrs He Did So N Met An Accident N Died. Then,...

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Without U ,life Is Black And White Without U ,the World Is No Hopes No Light Without U ,i Cant Go Left Or Right Without U ,i Lose My Sight Thank U My Glasses I...

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Mom: My Dear Son, Why Your Wife Sitting So Silent..? Son: Nothing Mom, She Asked Lipstick, But I Gave Fevistick That's All. No Chip Chip No Chik Chik....! :d...

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Breaking News: After The Engagement Of Shoaib Malik And Sania Mirza, . . . . . . . Katrina Kaif Pressurize Me, Omg What Should I Do.?...

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Never Think That U R. . Alone In This World, Because If U R Alone, U Would Not Have Received.. . . . This Message....:-)...

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Rajinikanth Doesn't Move At The Speed Of Light. Light Moves At The Speed Of Rajinikanth. Rajinikanth Knows Victoria's Secret. Water Boils Faster When Raji...

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Wats The Diff Between Complete And Finished? If U Find Good Wife U R Complete Otherwise U R Finished..

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Whats The Most Popular Word That Begins With F Ends With K? . . . . . . . . . . . Its *facebook*, =d The Word You Thought Is The 2nd Most Popular!...

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Laloo's Son: Dad, How Much Does It Cost To Get Married. Funny Laloo: I Never Calculated, I Am Still Paying For It.

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Girls Are Attracted To 4 Things: 1. Clothes 2. Jewellery 3. Money 4. ________ Look Down... Look Down Dude...! :p...

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Scientist Wasted Money And Time Inventing Money On Rocket Technology As They Were Not Aware Of Rajnikant .

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Santa's Wife Dies. He Is Calm, But His Wife's Lover Is Crying Furiously... Finally, Santa Consoles Him: Don't Worry Buddy, I Will Marry Again.

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What Is Kiss ? Its An Application Submitted In Top Floor 2 Get Permison 4 Working In Ground Floor. Those Who Understod Ofrward It.

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Q:: Why Did Cow Crossed The Road ? A:: Cause It Doesnt Want To Be Cloth For Lady Gaga.

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Universal Truth : When Girls Wear Tight Fittings, Neither They Are Comfortable Nor Boys Are Comfortable. !!

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Rajnikanth's Latest Joke : 1.there's Nothing Like Recession, It's Just That Rajnikanth Started Saving Some Money..! 2. Rajnikant Knows Victoria's Secret 3....

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It Is My Last Sms For U. Last, Means..! L-love You Always.! A-all Time Miss U.! S-save U In My Heart! T-true Brother In My Life....

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Conversations 2 Be Remembered For Lifetime 100 Cm = 1 Mtr 100 Paise = 1 Rs 100 Kg = 1 Quintal And Most Importantly 100 Ghosts = 1 Wife... :d...

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A Beautiful Wife In Bed Spreads Her Legs Wide Asks Man Do U Knw Wat I Want Man:i Know U Naughty U Want 2 Sleep Alone On Full Bed...

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Dundu: Innu Ente Girlfrndinte B'day Anu Avalku Entha Kodukuka Tintu:kanan Engane Undu? Dundu: Sundari Anu Tintu:ennal Ente Numbr Kodutheku....

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Once A Boy Asked God, Is It Wrong To Sleep With Girl Before Marriage...........?? God Replied, No It Is Not, But The Problem Is That You Guys Don't Sleep...

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Teacher:can You Tell Me 2 Creatures Which Do Not Have Teeth. Krish:my Grandma And Grandpa

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What Happened 2 Ur Mobile? I Was Trying 2 Call U But I Got This Msg: Welcome 2 D Jungle Network,d Monkey U R Triyinng 2 Call Is On Tree Please Try Later.

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