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Santa Has To Sell His Dog. Banta Wants To Buy It. Banta: Is This Dog Faithful ? Santa: Yes, I Have Sold It 3 Times Earlier Also. It Is So Faithful, Everytime ...

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Never Mind People When They Say You're Mad, Cause They Always Mean To Say That You M=make A=a D=difference.

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Why Katrina Hot ? Because Salman Is Cool

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Enggg Viva Rocks Sir: Tell Ohms Law... Studnt Honestly: Sir I Dnt Knw Ful, I Knw Only Last Part Of It.. Sir: Ok Tell Tht Only.. Studnt: This Is Called Ohms ...

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Schoolgirl: I Dont Want To Go For S*x Education Class Teacher : Why? Girl : Some Body Said The Final Exam Will Be Oral..

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I Like 3 Friends ? 1 Is The Sun 2 Is The Moon 3 Is The U Sun For Day Time Moon For Night Timegood Morning Boss U For Life Time

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Q: Why Doesn't The India Law Permit A Man To Marry A Second Woman? A: Because As Per Law You Cannot Be Punished Twice For The Same Offence!!

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Life Without U Is Impossible, U R In My Breath And Blood. I Cant Stay For A Second Without U, If U R Not There I Am Dead Hey Hello I Am Talking About Oxygen...

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If I Reach For Your Hand, Will You Hold It? If I Hold Out My Arms, Will You Hug Me? If I Go For Your Lips, Will You Kiss Me? If I Capture Your Heart, Will Y...

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Krish: I Think That Girl Is Deaf. Sam: How Do You Know? Krish: I Told I Love Her,but She Said Her Chappals (shoes) Are New !

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A Blonde Calls 911 And Says, My House Is On Fire!! The Lady On Other End Of Line Says,'how Do We Get To Your House? The Blonde Says,in The Big Red Truck,duh!!...

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I Really Deeply Wish Tat U R Here With Me In My Room.on My Bedlights Is Off We Get Under The Cover Together.. 2 Show U My Glow In The Dark Watch.

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5 Men Are Raping A Woman.. The Woman Is Laughing Nonstop. So After Sometime The Men Get Bugged N Ask Her Y Is She Laughn.she Replies, I Hv Aids...

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My Life Was In Darkness Before I Met U, But Now It Is Bright.u Know Why? Bcoz U R A Tube Light

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Krish:i Lost My Cheque Book. Bank Manager:be Carefull Any One Can Put Ur Sign! Krish:i'm Not A Fool,i Have Already Signed All The Cheques !...

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The Good Thing Abt Vodka Is That It Looks Like Water.... And The Good Thing Abt College Is That.... Water Bottles Are Allowed....!!!

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Santa Checked His Girlfriends Mobile To Know Under What Name She Had Saved His Number. When He Dialed His Number Form Her Phone, It Showed Timepass No. 8

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Rajnikanth Added Facebook As His Friend.

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Facebook 2012 . Modern Day Break Up.... Girl-i Wanna Break Up With You. . Boy-why...???? . . . Girl-because You Didn't Comment On My Status Of Facebook....

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Most Interesting Line Written On The Front Of T-shirt Of A Girl, . . . . . . . Excuse Me ! My Face Is Above.-)...

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Once Rajnikant Was Caught On The Highway For Over Speeding While Walking

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If Facebook Is A Loft In The City And Myspace Is A House In The Suburbs, What Is Twitter? . . A: A Trailer Park!

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A Recently Fired Stock Trader Said ... This Is Worse Than Divorce... I Have Lost Everything And I Still Have My Wife............

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What Is Kiss ? Its An Application Submitted In Top Floor 2 Get Permison 4 Working In Ground Floor. Those Who Understod Ofrward It.

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The Great Wall Of China Was Originally Created To Keep Rajnikant Out. It Failed Miserably

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Life Is Like A Movie. If You Are Sad_ 'drama'. If You Are Afraid_ 'suspense'. If You Are Angry_ 'action'. When You Look At The Mirror_ Horror ! (*_*)...

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He Saw Me Thirsty, He Created Pepsi . He Saw Me In Dark, He Created Light . He Saw Me Without Problems, He Created You....

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There Is A Saying If You Want To Be Great, You Must Walk With Great People. Seriously, I Have No Objection, You Can Walk With Me !...

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Two Golden Rules To Follow.....in Your Life...... 1) I'm Always Right...... 2) When Ever You Feel (your Name) Is Wrong........ Slap Yourself And Read Ru...

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No Matter Whether Guys Buy 220cc Pulsars Bike Or 350cc Royal Enfields, Surely It Ll Not Overtake A Beautiful Girl On 80cc Scooty Pep.

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New Style Of Proposing A Girl, I'hv Spent Many Sleepless Nights In Ur Luv N I Dont Wnt My Son 2 Do D Same 4 Ur Daughter. So Lets Make Them Brother N Sister

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Manager: A Room With Double Bed? But Sir You Are Alone? Santa: Yes, It Is Just That I Wish To Enjoy The Silence From The Other Bed...:p

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Teacher:tell Me 3 Tenses With Example? Boy:i Saw Ur Daughter Yesterday (past) We R In Love Now (present) We Will Run Away Tomorrow (future)

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Once A Boy Asked God, Is It Wrong To Sleep With Girl Before Marriage...........?? God Replied, No It Is Not, But The Problem Is That You Guys Don't Sleep...

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Whats The Most Popular Word That Begins With F Ends With K? . . . . . . . . . . . Its *facebook*, =d The Word You Thought Is The 2nd Most Popular!...

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When Do You Congratulate Someone For Their Mistake? Answer : On Their Wedding !!..:p

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. . . . . .meaning For S.i.n.g.l.e -)s - Smile...i - Independentn - Naughty G - Gorgeous L - Loving E - Everyday( I Reli Luv Being Single )------ ( _ ) ------...

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Rajnikant Once Wrote His Autobiography. Today That Book Is Known As Guiness Book Of World Records

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This Is The Telephone Terrorist Team. While Receiving This Message A Virus Will Be Activated. This Virus Should Have Infected Your Mobile By Now. Your Mobi...

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If Rajinikanths Pc Hangs, Its Time For The Next Windows Release By Microsoft

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