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The Great Wall Of China Was Originally Created To Keep Rajnikant Out. It Failed Miserably

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Rajnikant Once Organized A Small Party For His Relatives And Thats How Common Wealth Games Came To India

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Wats The Diff Between Complete And Finished? If U Find Good Wife U R Complete Otherwise U R Finished..

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Never Think That U R. . Alone In This World, Because If U R Alone, U Would Not Have Received.. . . . This Message....:-)...

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No Matter Whether Guys Buy 220cc Pulsars Bike Or 350cc Royal Enfields, Surely It Ll Not Overtake A Beautiful Girl On 80cc Scooty Pep.

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Q: What Is The Next Thing One Should Do After Winning An Argument With The Wife ? A: Apologise !!!.

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Universal Truth : When Girls Wear Tight Fittings, Neither They Are Comfortable Nor Boys Are Comfortable. !!

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Quesion: Why The Blood Will Comes Out If Any Cut Is Happened On Th Body? Answer: Because To Know Who Was Calling From Outside

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System Of Love Jan - Rose, Feb - Propose, Mar - Gift, Apri - Lift, May - Chating, June - Dating, July - Miss U, Aug - Meet U, Sep - Anger, Oct - Danger, Nov - ...

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Teacher:tell Me 3 Tenses With Example? Boy:i Saw Ur Daughter Yesterday (past) We R In Love Now (present) We Will Run Away Tomorrow (future)

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What Is The Height Of Flirting? When Your Love Letter Starts With To Whomsoever It May Concern.

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Never Mind People When They Say You're Mad, Cause They Always Mean To Say That You M=make A=a D=difference.

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Lady : So, You Want To Become My Son-in-law? Boy: Not Really, But I Don't See Any Other Way 2 Marry Ur Daughter!

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All Scientist Failed Bt Rajnikanth Did... Q-which Liquid Turns Solid On Heating? Ans- Dosa.....rajni Rocks

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Iit Exam, Santa Got 1 Question. Prove Sin X = 6n Santa Cancelled N From Both The Sides. Then Six=6 Wrote: Keep The Standard Of Iit Xams !!!...

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Santa Checked His Girlfriends Mobile To Know Under What Name She Had Saved His Number. When He Dialed His Number Form Her Phone, It Showed Timepass No. 8

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A Man Ws Sleepin In Hs House.suddenly,yamadharmaraja Appeard N Said Go Out N Njoy,nothin Ll Happen 2 U Fr D Nxt 10 Yrs He Did So N Met An Accident N Died. Then,...

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A Girl Who Opens Her Hands Receives Gifts. Who Opens Her Heart Receives Love. Who Opens Her Legs Receives Happiness ,,,,,,,

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One Spelling Mistake Can Destroy Your Life.a Husband Sent This To His Wife:im Having A Wonderful Time Wish You Were Her.

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Krish:i Lost My Cheque Book. Bank Manager:be Carefull Any One Can Put Ur Sign! Krish:i'm Not A Fool,i Have Already Signed All The Cheques !...

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Sorry Sorry Sorrysorry Dont Get Confused , Sorry Means: S-some, O-one Is, R-really, R-remembering Y-you.. Have A Wonderful Day.....

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A Train Is Bout 2 Crash! A Frantic Virgin Strips Off Says Can Any1 Make Me Feel Like A Woman B4 I Die? So A Man Takes Off His Clothes Says Iron These!...

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Krish Came Running To Kitchen, Krish: Dad,there Is An Ugly Monster At Door. Dad (looking At His Wife):tell Her We Have Already Got One!

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The Good Thing Abt Vodka Is That It Looks Like Water.... And The Good Thing Abt College Is That.... Water Bottles Are Allowed....!!!

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Nokia Is Expected 2 Launch Rajni Series In 2012. With 100 Sims At A Time..5000 Gb Memory. 320 M.pixels Camera. Tv, Fridge,ac Car In One Mobile....

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I Want To Share Everything With You. Your Joys, Your Sadness, Your Happy Moments Every Single Second Of Day Let Us Start With Your Atm Password First.....

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How Fast Can You Guess These Words? 1. Boo_s 2. _ _ Ndom 3. F_ _ K 4. P_ N _s 5. Pu_s_ 6. S_x Answers:1. Books 2. Random 3. Fork 4. Pants 5. Pulse 6. Sixyou Go...

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Banta Wife Goes To Police Station. Banta Wife: My Husband Went To The Market Yesterday To Bring Potatoes. He Has Not Returned Home Yet. Santa: Why Don't You C...

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Rajnikant Once Wrote His Autobiography. Today That Book Is Known As Guiness Book Of World Records

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When An Apple Becomes Red . . . It Is Ready To Eat, When A Girl Becomes 18 She Is Ready To.. . . . U Dirty Mind They Ready 2 Vote .........

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Museum Watchman: That's A 500 Year Old Statue You Have Broken. Funny Sharma: Thanks God! I Thought It Was A New One..

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Rajnikanth Kills Harry Potter In The 8th Book. Rajnikanth Can Kill Spiderman With Baygon!!! Rajnikanth Can Divide By Zero. Time And Tide, Wait For Rajnikanth...

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In Our Life Time 6 Things Can Come At Any Time: 1.love 2.friendship 3.money 4.death 5.illness - - - 6.u Can Come At Any Time

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Sardar Found A Cigaret In Daughter's Room O God! She Smokes? Den Found Wine,o God! She Drinks? Den Saw A Boy Thank God! All His Things.

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Facebook Founder Mark Zukerberg Hospitalized With Serious Injury...... Reason : Rajnikanth Poked Him On Facebook...lol

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By Next Year We Will Have A Pen Drive Of . . . . . . 1 Rb . 1rb Means 1 -rajni Byte Pen Drive

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Rajanikanth's Acting Is So Good That He Even Makes Onions Cry.

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Dundu: Innu Ente Girlfrndinte B'day Anu Avalku Entha Kodukuka Tintu:kanan Engane Undu? Dundu: Sundari Anu Tintu:ennal Ente Numbr Kodutheku....

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Tc Fined Ticketless Girls Chudidar Girl Was Fined Rs100 Skirt Girl Rs50 Mini Skirt Girl Rs25 Next Girl Was Fined Rs0 Why? U Naughty She Had Ticket......

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Teacher: Tell Me Krish, How Do You Like School? Krish: Closed !..

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