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Laloo's Son: Dad, How Much Does It Cost To Get Married. Funny Laloo: I Never Calculated, I Am Still Paying For It.

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Do U Know Similarity Between Dinosaurs And Decent Girls? Both Don't Exist.

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Can A Girl Make You A Millionaire ?? Yes!! Of Course But *conditions Apply 'you Must Be A Billionaire'...

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Wats The Diff Between Complete And Finished? If U Find Good Wife U R Complete Otherwise U R Finished..

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What Is The Similarity Between Decent Girls N Dinosaurs . . . . . . .. . . . . . . . Both R Currently Not Seen In This World...

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Whats The Most Popular Word That Begins With F Ends With K? . . . . . . . . . . . Its *facebook*, =d The Word You Thought Is The 2nd Most Popular!...

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Rajinikanth Doesn't Move At The Speed Of Light. Light Moves At The Speed Of Rajinikanth. Rajinikanth Knows Victoria's Secret. Water Boils Faster When Raji...

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An Unemployed Guy Got A New Job At The Zoo. They Offered Him To Dress Up In A Gorilla's Skin & Pretend To Be A Gorilla So People Will Keep Coming To The Zoo...

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Life Without U Is Impossible, U R In My Breath And Blood. I Cant Stay For A Second Without U, If U R Not There I Am Dead Hey Hello I Am Talking About Oxygen...

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Rajnikanth Was Playing Kbc And . . . .

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A Man Ws Sleepin In Hs House.suddenly,yamadharmaraja Appeard N Said Go Out N Njoy,nothin Ll Happen 2 U Fr D Nxt 10 Yrs He Did So N Met An Accident N Died. Then,...

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Scientist World Are Joining And Finding An Important Research ,. How Long A Person Can Live Without Brain ? . .can U Help Me...... . Pls Say Your Age.......

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Essay On B****t B*****s R Most Wonderful,multipurpse Creation Of Nature. They Produce Milk Which Is Gud For Health. They R Comfrtable,soft Pillow For Gud Sle...

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One Beautiful Monkey Missing In A Zoo... No No Its Not You Because The Monkey Was Beautiful......!!!!!!!!...

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The Great Wall Of China Was Originally Created To Keep Rajnikant Out. It Failed Miserably

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Teacher: Who Is Mahatma Gandhi? . Student: He Is The One Who Helped Munna Bhai To Impress His Girlfriend.

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Rajnikanth's Pulse Is Measured In ... : : Richter Scale !!!! :)

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Miss:why Are U Late? Krish:mom Dad Were Fighting Miss:they Where Fighting,so Ur Late? Krish:1 Shoe Was With Dad Other Was With Mom.

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Dundu: Innu Ente Girlfrndinte B'day Anu Avalku Entha Kodukuka Tintu:kanan Engane Undu? Dundu: Sundari Anu Tintu:ennal Ente Numbr Kodutheku....

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Boy: Sweet Heart I Have Brought 2 Tickets For An English Moive Wanne Come? Girl: Which Movie? Boy: Condon For Sale Girl: U B*****d It's Quntum Of Salace...

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In 3 Ways U Can Break D Mirror 1.throw Stone At D Mirror 2. Throw De Mirror On D Floor. 3. Stand In Front Of D Mirror And Smile By Showing Ur Teeth.......

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Enggg Viva Rocks Sir: Tell Ohms Law... Studnt Honestly: Sir I Dnt Knw Ful, I Knw Only Last Part Of It.. Sir: Ok Tell Tht Only.. Studnt: This Is Called Ohms ...

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Do You Know What Does A,b,c,d,e,f,g,h Stands For? Check The New Edition Below =) A Boy Can Die Everyday For Girls Happily.. What About The Reverse? Guess It....

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Husband Wanted To Call The Hospital To Ask About His Pregnant Wife,but Accidently Called The Cricket Stadium.he Asks, Hows The Situation? He Was Shocked Nearl...

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Doctor To Lady: You R Looking So Weak And Exhausted! Are You Properly Taking 3 Meals A Day As I Had Advised? Lady: Oh My God! I Heard 3 Males Per Day! :d :p

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Why Katrina Hot ? Because Salman Is Cool

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Small Love Story: A Man Proposed To A Girl. She Smiled But . . . . . . . . No Teeth!.../ -he Died

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Teacher:tell Me 3 Tenses With Example? Boy:i Saw Ur Daughter Yesterday (past) We R In Love Now (present) We Will Run Away Tomorrow (future)

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Never Think That U R. . Alone In This World, Because If U R Alone, U Would Not Have Received.. . . . This Message....:-)...

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Rajnikanth Doesnt Need A Visa 2 Travel Abroad, He Jumps From The Tallest Building In Chennai Holds Himself In D Air While D Earth Rotates -) Gm!

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Anytime, - Any Problem, - Any Help, : Just Give Me Only 1 Missed Call . - . . . . . . . . . . I Will Imediatly.. . . . . . Give . Another Missed Call.....

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Men Want 3 Qualities In Wives: Economist In Kitchen, Artist In Home And Devil In Bed. But They Get: Artist In Kitchen, Devil In Home And Economist In Bed...

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How Fast Can You Guess These Words? 1. Boo_s 2. _ _ Ndom 3. F_ _ K 4. P_ N _s 5. Pu_s_ 6. S_x Answers:1. Books 2. Random 3. Fork 4. Pants 5. Pulse 6. Sixyou Go...

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New Style Of Proposing A Girl, I'hv Spent Many Sleepless Nights In Ur Luv N I Dont Wnt My Son 2 Do D Same 4 Ur Daughter. So Lets Make Them Brother N Sister

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Santa Went To Sell His Dog. Buyer: Is This Dog Faithful? Santa: Yes, I Sold It Thrice But Every Time It Returns To Me.

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I Got Into A Car Accident Today, The Other Driver Was A Midget. When He Got Out Of The Car, He Said I'm Not Happy! So I Said, Which Dwarf Are You Then?

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English Teacher: Make A Sentence Using Neither-nor? Boy: When Girls Wear Tight Fitting Dresses, Neither Are They Comfortable Nor We.

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Am I Go0d B0y Or Nt .... Am I Lo0k Innocent ... Say Ur Oppinion... Of Coz U All Will Say... No ... Coz U All Jealous ... Lol

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Sardar's Wife Was Looking At The Honeymoon Brochures And Said : Honey, Lets Try Greece This Year Sardar Replied : Why, Whats Wrong With Vaseline?...

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Recently, China Airports Were Closed Due To Heavy Fog... . Later It Was Discovered That Rajnikant Was.... Having Hukkah From India...!! :p :)...

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