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Behind Every Successful Man, There Is A Woman. Behind Every Dead Man, There Is Rajanikanth.

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Small Love Story: A Man Proposed To A Girl. She Smiled But . . . . . . . . No Teeth!.../ -he Died

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A Father's Boy Was Joined To Facebook He Is New On It ...he Went For His Son Profile ... N Then He Saw.. Wtf In His Profile... His Father Ask Wat Means Wtf ......

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1 Girl, 1 Smile 1 Smile, 1 Meet 1 Meeting, 1 Propos 1 Propos, 1 Love 1 Love, 1 Marriage 1 Marriage, 999999 Problems So 1st Avoid The Smile!..!...

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Sardar In Bio Practical Exam Exmnr: See D Birds Leg Tell Its Name. Sardar: I Dont Know. Exmnr: U R Failed. Wats Ur Name? Sardr: Now U C My Leg Tell My Name.......

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A Blonde Girl Walks In A Drycleaners With A Dress And Says 'what Time Should I Be Back?' The Man Is A Bit Deaf Asks Come Again? She Replies No This Time Its Yog...

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Doctor To Lady: You R Looking So Weak And Exhausted! Are You Properly Taking 3 Meals A Day As I Had Advised? Lady: Oh My God! I Heard 3 Males Per Day! :d :p

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1) There Is No Such Thing As Global Warming. Rajinikanth Was Feeling Cold, So Brought The Sun Closer To Heat The Earth Up..:-p 2) Rajinikanth Once Had A He...

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Bus Accident Man Crying: Mera Hath Kat Gaya. Bahut Dard Ho Raha Hai. Santa: Abey Chup Baith. Wo Dekh Uska Gala Kat Gaya, Fir Bhi Chup-chaap Pada Hai..

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There Is Quite A Lot Of Things That A Guy Has To Do 2 Impress A Woman.... But....... Theres Only 2 Things That A Girl Needs 2 Impress Men Which Is Be N***d ...

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Roses Are Red,violets Are Blue,i Have Five Fingers,and The Middle Ones For U!!

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If You're In Love . . . Go Down . . . Scroll Down . . . . Hey..! So You're In Love Na.....

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Boy: Did It Hurt? Girl: What? Boy: When You Fell From Heaven To The Ground. Girl: :) Actually, They Kicked Me Out.

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Height Of Guts: It's When Ur Girl Friend Catches U In Theatre With Another Girl N U Say Love U Darling, Next Show Is With U..!

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Rajnikanth Was Playing Kbc And . . . .

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Rajnikanth Added Facebook As His Friend.

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Teacher: I Killed A Person, Convert This Sentence Into Future Tense,krish: Krish: The Future Tense Is, You Will Go To Jail !

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Wife: Enne Ningalku Kettichu Thannathu 5 Laksham Rupa Thannitta.! Husband: Apakadathil Pedunnavark Nashta Pariharam Nalkunnathu Pathiva.!

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Position Of An Engineer: Father Scolds U, Mother Consoles U, Sister Freaks At U, Relations Laugh At U, At Last, To The Extent After The Degree, Company Says,...

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A Girl Was Asking For You She Was Asking Me Ur Details . I Gave Her Ur Cell No. She Will B Visiting Soon. Her Name Is Smile I Thank She Come Just Now,...

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Santa: I Am So Miser That I Went Alone For My Honeymoon And Saved Half The Money. Bania: That Is Nothing, I Saved Full Money. I Sent My Wife For Honeymoon Wit...

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Whats The Most Popular Word That Begins With F Ends With K? . . . . . . . . . . . Its *facebook*, =d The Word You Thought Is The 2nd Most Popular!...

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Rajanikanth's Acting Is So Good That He Even Makes Onions Cry.

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He Saw Me Thirsty, He Created Pepsi . He Saw Me In Dark, He Created Light . He Saw Me Without Problems, He Created You....

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What Did The Blonde Say When The Airplane Began To Shake? Must Be An Earthquake.

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I Asked My Sis Dis Quest Watz Da Difference Between A Mom And A Teacher..she Answered A Mom Can Put Her Child 2 Sleep A Teacher Can Put Da Whole Class 2 Sleep! ...

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Rajni, Rajni .. Yes Papa .. Eating D0sa? N0 Papa .. Telling Lie .. ? N0 Papa .. 0pen Y0ur M0uth .. Ha Ha Ha Ha :d

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What Is The Meaning Of True Love True Love Is When Katrina Propose A Boy I Love U And Boy Replied,sorry I Already Have A Girlfriend And I Love Her Lot.

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3male Pencils 1female Pencil R In A Pencil Box.. If D Female Pencil Is Pregnant.. Whose Responsible 4her Pregnancy.? A:the Pencil Without Rubber...

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Krish: I Think That Girl Is Deaf. Sam: How Do You Know? Krish: I Told I Love Her,but She Said Her Chappals (shoes) Are New !

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What Is A Girl Friend? Ans: Addition Of Problem, Substraction Of Money, Multiplication Of Enemy, Division Of Friends.... So Be Careful... :p

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When Do You Congratulate Someone For Their Mistake? Answer : On Their Wedding !!..:p

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Scientist World Are Joining And Finding An Important Research ,. How Long A Person Can Live Without Brain ? . .can U Help Me...... . Pls Say Your Age.......

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Son: Teacher Says, Father Is The Pillar Of The Family Then Whats Mom? Dad: She Makes The Pillar Stiff, Strong And Worthwhile To Raise A Family...

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Roses R Red, Sky Is Blue.. Monkies Like U Should B Kept In Da Zoo.. Dont B Angry, U'll Find Me Thr Too.. Not In Da Cage Bt Laughing At U....

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Girl Friends Are Like Mobile Phone, Whenever You Want Happiness Just Check Inbox, Whenever U Want To Cry Check Out Box, And Whenever U Want To Enjoyment Just Pl...

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By Next Year We Will Have A Pen Drive Of . . . . . . 1 Rb . 1rb Means 1 -rajni Byte Pen Drive

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Where There Is A Will, There Is A Way. Where There Is Rajinikanth, There Is No Other Way. Rajinikanth Is A Weapon Created By God To Use On Doomsday To End T...

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Krish:pepole Consider Me As God. Sam: How Do U Know ? Krish:when I Went To Park Today,evrybody Said,o God ! You Have Came Again

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Most Interesting Line Written On The Front Of T-shirt Of A Girl, . . . . . . . Excuse Me ! My Face Is Above.-)...

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