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Mrs.pratibha Patil Is Indian Citizen No.1... No. Of Rajnikant Is 0

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Tc Fined Ticketless Girls Chudidar Girl Was Fined Rs100 Skirt Girl Rs50 Mini Skirt Girl Rs25 Next Girl Was Fined Rs0 Why? U Naughty She Had Ticket......

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Friendship Is Like A Jatti....love Is Like A Trouser.....even If Trouser Tears..jatti Will Save U...........

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Krish Came Running To Kitchen, Krish: Dad,there Is An Ugly Monster At Door. Dad (looking At His Wife):tell Her We Have Already Got One!

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. . . . . .meaning For S.i.n.g.l.e -)s - Smile...i - Independentn - Naughty G - Gorgeous L - Loving E - Everyday( I Reli Luv Being Single )------ ( _ ) ------...

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Rajnikanth's Punch Dialogue In His 150 Crore Film Endhiran (robot) ... 'buddy.. If I Punch You, Even Google Won't Be Able To Search U..' Rajni Rocks...

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When An Apple Becomes Red . . . It Is Ready To Eat, When A Girl Becomes 18 She Is Ready To.. . . . U Dirty Mind They Ready 2 Vote .........

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Once Rajnikant Donated Blood To A Very Small,sicky,thin Child... Today.... That Child Is Known As... The Great Khalli... :p...

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Schoolgirl: I Dont Want To Go For S*x Education Class Teacher : Why? Girl : Some Body Said The Final Exam Will Be Oral..

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I Like Grapes Bcoz Its Boneless. And I Like U Bcoz U R Brainless Ha..ha..ha.. Felt Bad? Cumon Yar, Its Just A . . . . . Fact....

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Which Is The Most Dangerous Alphabet? W Coz All Worries Start With W Who? Why? What? When? Which? Whom? Where? War! Wine! Whisky! Women! Finally ...

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When Do You Congratulate Someone For Their Mistake? Answer : On Their Wedding !!..:p

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Nonveg Message A Very S**y And Attractive Femail Employee Meets Her Boss And Says.sir,will U Remove Something From My B*****s? Boss:wow ,whats That? Gal: Ur E...

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Once Rajnikant Was Caught On The Highway For Over Speeding While Walking

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Last Night, I Wanted You, Needed U So Badly It Hurt. I Wanted To Taste You, Wanted You Inside Me So You Could Work Your Magic On Me... But I Couldn't Find You.....

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Krish Visits Mysore Palace. Guide: Please Don't Sit Their,this Is Tipu Sultan's Chair. Krish: Dont Worry, I Will Get Up Wen He Comes.

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Teacher: Tell Me Krish, How Do You Like School? Krish: Closed !..

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Rajnikanth Added Facebook As His Friend.

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Height Of Guts: It's When Ur Girl Friend Catches U In Theatre With Another Girl N U Say Love U Darling, Next Show Is With U..!

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Rajnikanth Makes Coffee By Grinding Beans With His Teeth And Boiling Milk With His Anger.

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I Love U...!! These Words Were Said By Katrina Kaif To Me Last Nite In Her House.....but I Rejected..!! Lol...

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Facebook Is Like Jail, You Sit Around And Waste Time, Write On Walls, And Get Poked By People You Don't Know!

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Husband Wanted To Call The Hospital To Ask About His Pregnant Wife,but Accidently Called The Cricket Stadium.he Asks, Hows The Situation? He Was Shocked Nearl...

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A Man Forgot To Zip Up.so A Lady Tells Him:u Left Yr Garage Open. Man Asks:did U C My Black Mercedez Parked Inside ?no,she Said Just A Mini Cooper With A Flat ...

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Response After S*x- Prostitute : Takeout Cash. Girlfriend : Enjoyed Honey. Neighbourhood Girl : When U Will Come For More? And Wife : Don't Talk About This...

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A Super Comedy . Teacher: Which Is Ur Favourite Dish? . Krish: Tata Sky !

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Whats Live ? Live Is Love. Whats Love ? Love Is Kissing. Whats Kissing ? Come Here And I Show You ......... Yeah......

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I Want To Share Everything With You. Your Joys, Your Sadness, Your Happy Moments Every Single Second Of Day Let Us Start With Your Atm Password First.....

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Do You Know What Does A,b,c,d,e,f,g,h Stands For? Check The New Edition Below =) A Boy Can Die Everyday For Girls Happily.. What About The Reverse? Guess It....

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Sardar Declares: .. . . I Will Never Marry In My Life . . ... .. . . I'll Give Same Advice To My Children Also.........................

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Good Things About Married Girls They Give Like H**l. They Do Not Yell. They Do Not Tell. They Do Not Swell And There Is No Wedding Bell...... !...

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Lady Gaga Showed Up To The Vmas Wearing A Dress Made Of Real Meat. Chefs Near There Almost Cooked Her For Dinner

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Last Night Some Monkeys Came Running To My Room.they Wanted To Trouble Good People... I Suggested Ur Name. They Said Oh !!! No We Cant Disturb Our Boss......

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Lady : So, You Want To Become My Son-in-law? Boy: Not Really, But I Don't See Any Other Way 2 Marry Ur Daughter!

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I Really Deeply Wish Tat U R Here With Me In My Room.on My Bedlights Is Off We Get Under The Cover Together.. 2 Show U My Glow In The Dark Watch.

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Never Think That U R. . Alone In This World, Because If U R Alone, U Would Not Have Received.. . . . This Message....:-)...

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Once A Boy Asked God, Is It Wrong To Sleep With Girl Before Marriage...........?? God Replied, No It Is Not, But The Problem Is That You Guys Don't Sleep...

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I Got Into A Car Accident Today, The Other Driver Was A Midget. When He Got Out Of The Car, He Said I'm Not Happy! So I Said, Which Dwarf Are You Then?

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I Only Have S*x On Days That Begin With T: Tuesday, Thursday, Today, Tomorrow, Thaturday, Thunday And Tevery Other Day!

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Ways To Impress A Girl Respect Her Protect Her Care Her Obey Her Sacrifice For Her How To Impress A Boy? Just Smile Gameover!...

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