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Scientists Are Trying To Figure Out How Long Can A Person Live Without Brain !!!! ...... Please Tell Them Your Age !

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Santa Went To Sell His Dog. Buyer: Is This Dog Faithful? Santa: Yes, I Sold It Thrice But Every Time It Returns To Me.

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Interviewer To Millionaire: To Whom Do You Owe Your Success As A Millionaire? Millionaire: I Owe Everything To My Wife. Interviewer: Wow, She Must Be Some ...

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When U Feel Lonely And Alone Cannot See Any One Around You, The World Seems To Be Fading Away, Come Along With Me I'll Take U To An Eye Specialist !!...

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Teacher: If A=b ,b=c Then A=c Can U Give Me 1 More Example Of This Type? Student:i Love My Teacher,teacher Loves His Daughter,so I Love His Daughter...

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When Do You Congratulate Someone For Their Mistake? Answer : On Their Wedding !!..:p

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Q: Can A Kangaroo Jump Higher Than The Empire State Building? A: Yes, Because The Empire State Building Cant Jump!

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Bus Accident Man Crying: Mera Hath Kat Gaya. Bahut Dard Ho Raha Hai. Santa: Abey Chup Baith. Wo Dekh Uska Gala Kat Gaya, Fir Bhi Chup-chaap Pada Hai..

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Teacher: George Washington Not Only Chopped Down His Father's Cherry Tree, But Also Admitted Doing It. Now, Louis, Do You Know Why His Father Didn't Punis...

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Once A Boy Asked God, Is It Wrong To Sleep With Girl Before Marriage...........?? God Replied, No It Is Not, But The Problem Is That You Guys Don't Sleep...

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Boy: Mom! Why I Am Black And You R White? Mom: Listen Son! Considering All The Crazy Things I Did Years Ago, You Should Be Thankful That You Are Not Barking...!...

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Santa Checked His Girlfriends Mobile To Know Under What Name She Had Saved His Number. When He Dialed His Number Form Her Phone, It Showed Timepass No. 8

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This Sentence Is Sure To Make U Laugh....give It A Thought........... . . . . . The First Man Who Discovered Milk, Whoever He Is, Wat The H**l Was He Trying To ...

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There Is Quite A Lot Of Things That A Guy Has To Do 2 Impress A Woman.... But....... Theres Only 2 Things That A Girl Needs 2 Impress Men Which Is Be N***d ...

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Best 3 Comedy Lines In Student Life.. 1)please Dont Disturb I Want To Study! 2)no Class,den Lets Go 2 Library! D Best 1 Is: 3)sir,i Have A Question!!!!...

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Wife:yesterday-night I Saw A Dream That U Were Sending Me Jewelry And Clothes! Husband: Yeah, I Saw Your Dad Paying The Bill.....

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An Unemployed Guy Got A New Job At The Zoo. They Offered Him To Dress Up In A Gorilla's Skin & Pretend To Be A Gorilla So People Will Keep Coming To The Zoo...

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One Day Raja And Rani Decided To Send Messages To Each Other By Using Pigeon Instead Of Mobile. The Very Next Day Pigeon Reached Raja Without Any Message. He An...

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By Face How Do I Look? Innocent! Sharp! Proud! Full Of Attitude! Decent! Illmanerd! Funny! Cute! Zidi! Pretty! Send It 2 All Ur Frndz , N C Wat They...

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I Asked My Sis Dis Quest Watz Da Difference Between A Mom And A Teacher..she Answered A Mom Can Put Her Child 2 Sleep A Teacher Can Put Da Whole Class 2 Sleep! ...

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This Is The Telephone Terrorist Team. While Receiving This Message A Virus Will Be Activated. This Virus Should Have Infected Your Mobile By Now. Your Mobi...

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Husband Wanted To Call The Hospital To Ask About His Pregnant Wife,but Accidently Called The Cricket Stadium.he Asks, Hows The Situation? He Was Shocked Nearl...

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In 3 Ways U Can Break D Mirror 1.throw Stone At D Mirror 2. Throw De Mirror On D Floor. 3. Stand In Front Of D Mirror And Smile By Showing Ur Teeth.......

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Teacher: How Can We Keep Our School Clean? . . . . . . . . . Krish:by Staying At Home.

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No Matter Whether Guys Buy 220cc Pulsars Bike Or 350cc Royal Enfields, Surely It Ll Not Overtake A Beautiful Girl On 80cc Scooty Pep.

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Teacher: What Happened In 1869? Student: Mahatma Gandhi Was Born. Teacher: What Happened In 1873? Student: Gandhi Was Four Years Old....

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Am I Go0d B0y Or Nt .... Am I Lo0k Innocent ... Say Ur Oppinion... Of Coz U All Will Say... No ... Coz U All Jealous ... Lol

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Rajanikanth's Acting Is So Good That He Even Makes Onions Cry.

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Orry 4 Disturb U. Can U Fax Me Ur Photo, Its Very Urgent, Serious Matter Has Comeup Actually, We R Playing A Cards And I Lost The Joker...............

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It Was Once Said That A Black Man Would Be President When Pigs Fly Indeed 100 Days Into Obama's Presidency....swine Flu!!

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Wife: Why Are You Studying Blood Related Books? Husband: Darling,doctor Told Me That Tommorw Ther Is Blood Test For Me.

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Good Things About Married Girls They Give Like H**l. They Do Not Yell. They Do Not Tell. They Do Not Swell And There Is No Wedding Bell...... !...

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A Blonde Calls 911 And Says, My House Is On Fire!! The Lady On Other End Of Line Says,'how Do We Get To Your House? The Blonde Says,in The Big Red Truck,duh!!...

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Rajnikanth Was Playing Kbc And . . . .

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Which Is The Most Dangerous Alphabet? W Coz All Worries Start With W Who? Why? What? When? Which? Whom? Where? War! Wine! Whisky! Women! Finally ...

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Never Think That U R. . Alone In This World, Because If U R Alone, U Would Not Have Received.. . . . This Message....:-)...

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I Really Deeply Wish Tat U R Here With Me In My Room.on My Bedlights Is Off We Get Under The Cover Together.. 2 Show U My Glow In The Dark Watch.

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Manager: A Room With Double Bed? But Sir You Are Alone? Santa: Yes, It Is Just That I Wish To Enjoy The Silence From The Other Bed...:p

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Son: Teacher Says, Father Is The Pillar Of The Family Then Whats Mom? Dad: She Makes The Pillar Stiff, Strong And Worthwhile To Raise A Family...

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To Be Or Not To Be? That Is The Question. The Answer? Rajinikanth.

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