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Which Is The Most Dangerous Alphabet? W Coz All Worries Start With W Who? Why? What? When? Which? Whom? Where? War! Wine! Whisky! Women! Finally ...

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Q: Why Doesn't The India Law Permit A Man To Marry A Second Woman? A: Because As Per Law You Cannot Be Punished Twice For The Same Offence!!

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Boy: Mom! Why I Am Black And You R White? Mom: Listen Son! Considering All The Crazy Things I Did Years Ago, You Should Be Thankful That You Are Not Barking...!...

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A Boy Was Online In Facebook In Night At 9.00pm ... He Chat With His Friend... When He Want Log Out He Say Bye Bye And Gud Night .. But His Friends Say U R St...

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Once Rajnikant Was Caught On The Highway For Over Speeding While Walking

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No Matter Whether Guys Buy 220cc Pulsars Bike Or 350cc Royal Enfields, Surely It Ll Not Overtake A Beautiful Girl On 80cc Scooty Pep.

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What Happened 2 Ur Mobile? I Was Trying 2 Call U But I Got This Msg: Welcome 2 D Jungle Network,d Monkey U R Triyinng 2 Call Is On Tree Please Try Later.

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What Is Kiss ? Its An Application Submitted In Top Floor 2 Get Permison 4 Working In Ground Floor. Those Who Understod Ofrward It.

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One Spelling Mistake Can Destroy Your Life.a Husband Sent This To His Wife:im Having A Wonderful Time Wish You Were Her.

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Good Things About Married Girls They Give Like H**l. They Do Not Yell. They Do Not Tell. They Do Not Swell And There Is No Wedding Bell...... !...

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Teacher: Tell Me Krish, How Do You Like School? Krish: Closed !..

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Enggg Viva Rocks Sir: Tell Ohms Law... Studnt Honestly: Sir I Dnt Knw Ful, I Knw Only Last Part Of It.. Sir: Ok Tell Tht Only.. Studnt: This Is Called Ohms ...

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Response After S*x- Prostitute : Takeout Cash. Girlfriend : Enjoyed Honey. Neighbourhood Girl : When U Will Come For More? And Wife : Don't Talk About This...

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Rajnikanth Makes Coffee By Grinding Beans With His Teeth And Boiling Milk With His Anger.

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Do U Know Similarity Between Dinosaurs And Decent Girls? Both Don't Exist.

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Its The Thing That Satisfies Ur Mind, Body Soul! Do It On Bed, On A Sofa, In The Car Or Anywhere! Its Called Prayer! God Bless Ur Naughty Mind.

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-why Were Ancient Egyptian Children Confused? Because Their Daddies Were Mummies!

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1 Girl, 1 Smile 1 Smile, 1 Meet 1 Meeting, 1 Propos 1 Propos, 1 Love 1 Love, 1 Marriage 1 Marriage, 999999 Problems So 1st Avoid The Smile!..!...

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Both Of You Go Up And Down, Protection Is Tight, Keeping It Up All D**n Night, Never Tired Always Alert.. I Know You Love.your Job As A Security Guard.!...

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5 Men Are Raping A Woman.. The Woman Is Laughing Nonstop. So After Sometime The Men Get Bugged N Ask Her Y Is She Laughn.she Replies, I Hv Aids...

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Teacher: What R The People Of Turkey Called? Student: I Don't Know. Teacher: They R Called Turks. Now What R The People Of Germany Called? Student: They R Cal...

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I Saw A Dream Yesterday... Only U And I Were Running In A Garden. I In The Front And You Running With Me.. With The Theme Music Vodafone How Nice!!.....

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Q: What Is The Next Thing One Should Do After Winning An Argument With The Wife ? A: Apologise !!!.

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Father: Your Teacher Says She Finds It Impossible To Teach You Anything! Son:that`s Why I Say She`s No Good!!!!

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Girl-ur Name? Boy-black Lion.. Gal-r U Joking.? Boy-no, It Means Kaalu Singh. And Urs.? Gal-soft Underwear.. Boy- R U Joking.? Gal-no, It Means Komal Chadda :)...

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What Is The Similarity Between Decent Girls N Dinosaurs . . . . . . .. . . . . . . . Both R Currently Not Seen In This World...

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I Asked My Sis Dis Quest Watz Da Difference Between A Mom And A Teacher..she Answered A Mom Can Put Her Child 2 Sleep A Teacher Can Put Da Whole Class 2 Sleep! ...

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Students Of 5th Class Asked Teacher: Can We Have Kids? Teacher Replied :never ! Boy Said To Girl : I Told You Not To Worry...:p

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What Kisses Mean? Kiss On Hand=i Adore U, Kiss On Cheek=lets Be Friends, Kiss On Neck=i Want U, Kiss On Lips=i Love U, Kiss Anywhere Else=...lets Not Get Ca...

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Santa: What Is The Difference Between Complete And Finish? Banta: When You Marry A Right Person You Are Complete And When You Marry The Wrong One You Are Finis...

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Q:: Why Did Cow Crossed The Road ? A:: Cause It Doesnt Want To Be Cloth For Lady Gaga.

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1) There Is No Such Thing As Global Warming. Rajinikanth Was Feeling Cold, So Brought The Sun Closer To Heat The Earth Up..:-p 2) Rajinikanth Once Had A He...

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Boy: I Am Not Rich Like James, I Don't Even Have A Bid Car Like James. But I Really Love You! Girl: I Love You Too, But Tell Me More About James..

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Rajnikanth Calls Voldemort By His Name And Voldemort Calls Him As U Know Who Rajnikanth Has Counted To Infinity.... Twice! Rajnikanth Goes To Court And Se...

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Scientist World Are Joining And Finding An Important Research ,. How Long A Person Can Live Without Brain ? . .can U Help Me...... . Pls Say Your Age.......

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Girls Are The Best Engine In World, Fits All Size Of Piston Self Lubricating Start With Finger Touch Automatic Mothly Oil Change Best Mileage In 3 Or 4 Drop Pow...

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Krish:pepole Consider Me As God. Sam: How Do U Know ? Krish:when I Went To Park Today,evrybody Said,o God ! You Have Came Again

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Today Is International Hansome Boys And Beautiful Girls Day ! So Send This Msg To Some1 Who Looks Smart And Cute B True .... Dont Cheat Like Me !!!

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Roses R Red, Sky Is Blue.. Monkies Like U Should B Kept In Da Zoo.. Dont B Angry, U'll Find Me Thr Too.. Not In Da Cage Bt Laughing At U....

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Behind Every Successful Man, There Is A Woman. Behind Every Dead Man, There Is Rajanikanth.

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