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Two Golden Rules To Follow.....in Your Life...... 1) I'm Always Right...... 2) When Ever You Feel (your Name) Is Wrong........ Slap Yourself And Read Ru...

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Make Love To Ur Girl Friend On Valentine Day. She Will Give U Gud News On Mothers Day N U Will Have A Child On Childrens Day. Don't Try This On Everybody. U'll...

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I Love U...!! These Words Were Said By Katrina Kaif To Me Last Nite In Her House.....but I Rejected..!! Lol...

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A Good Lecture Should Be Like A Girl’s Mini Skirt… Long Enough To Cover The Subject & Short Enough To Create Interest.

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Scientist World Are Joining And Finding An Important Research ,. How Long A Person Can Live Without Brain ? . .can U Help Me...... . Pls Say Your Age.......

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Roses R Red, Sky Is Blue.. Monkies Like U Should B Kept In Da Zoo.. Dont B Angry, U'll Find Me Thr Too.. Not In Da Cage Bt Laughing At U....

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Rajnikanths Next Project. Titanic In Tamil. Climax Revised. Both Survive. Rajnikant Swims Across The Atlantic Ocean With Heroine In One Hand And Titanic In ...

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If You Spell Rajanikanth Wrong On Google It Doesnt Say, Did You Mean Rajanikanth? It Simply Replies, Run While You Still Have The Chance.

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If Any Of My Msgs R Boring 2 U If Any Of My Msgs R Disturbance 2 U.. Dont Hesitate Dont Feel Angry.. U Have Full Freedom 2 Throw Your Mobile...gud Nty:-...

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When Do You Congratulate Someone For Their Mistake? Answer : On Their Wedding !!..:p

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A Fact About Human Emotions. . We Never Hate People We Love The Most. We Only Try To Make Them Know. How Does It Feels When We Are Neglected....

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Hi Students ! Today, We Will Let You Know The Short Cut To Success: Behind Every Successful Man, There Is A Woman... So, Don't Waste Time In Your Studies... ...

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What Is The Meaning Of True Love True Love Is When Katrina Propose A Boy I Love U And Boy Replied,sorry I Already Have A Girlfriend And I Love Her Lot.

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Rajnikant Once Wrote His Autobiography. Today That Book Is Known As Guiness Book Of World Records

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Sardar On Phone Doctor My Wife Is Pergnant.she Is Having Pain Right Now. Doctor: Is This Her First Child? Sardar: No This Is Her Husband Speaking.....

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Girl: I Hate U Get Lost . I Don't Wanna Talk To You This Relationship Is Over ... Boy: What Happened? I Didn't Hook Up With Ne Girl I Love Only You . . . . Gir...

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Teacher: What R The People Of Turkey Called? Student: I Don't Know. Teacher: They R Called Turks. Now What R The People Of Germany Called? Student: They R Cal...

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Katrina: Why Did You Sleep With A Scale? Kareena: Because I Wanted To Measure How Long I Have Slept..

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When U Feel Lonely And Alone Cannot See Any One Around You, The World Seems To Be Fading Away, Come Along With Me I'll Take U To An Eye Specialist !!...

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Teacher: What Should Be In A Book To Make It A Best-seller Book ? Tommy: A Girl On The Cover And No Cover On The Girl..

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Rajanikanth's Acting Is So Good That He Even Makes Onions Cry.

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As Promised To Obama, India Isgiving Jobs To Americans.............. . . . . . . . . . . Pamela Anderson Is The First Recruit...........

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What Is The Similarity Between Decent Girls N Dinosaurs . . . . . . .. . . . . . . . Both R Currently Not Seen In This World...

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Rajnikanth's Punch Dialogue In His 150 Crore Film Endhiran (robot) ... 'buddy.. If I Punch You, Even Google Won't Be Able To Search U..' Rajni Rocks...

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Roses Are Red,violets Are Blue,i Have Five Fingers,and The Middle Ones For U!!

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Teacher: George Washington Not Only Chopped Down His Father's Cherry Tree, But Also Admitted Doing It. Now, Louis, Do You Know Why His Father Didn't Punis...

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Krish:pepole Consider Me As God. Sam: How Do U Know ? Krish:when I Went To Park Today,evrybody Said,o God ! You Have Came Again

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Lady Gaga Must Have A Stuttering Problem..ale-alejandro, Po-po-po-pokerface,papa-paparazzi, Te-te-te-telephone

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Q:: Why Did Cow Crossed The Road ? A:: Cause It Doesnt Want To Be Cloth For Lady Gaga.

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What Is White When Its Dirty And Black When Its Clean? A Blackboard!

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I Asked My Sis Dis Quest Watz Da Difference Between A Mom And A Teacher..she Answered A Mom Can Put Her Child 2 Sleep A Teacher Can Put Da Whole Class 2 Sleep! ...

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One Spelling Mistake Can Destroy Your Life.a Husband Sent This To His Wife:im Having A Wonderful Time Wish You Were Her.

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Last Night, I Wanted You, Needed U So Badly It Hurt. I Wanted To Taste You, Wanted You Inside Me So You Could Work Your Magic On Me... But I Couldn't Find You.....

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What Is Facebook The Book Of Face First Rad Book Which Is Made Up Of Face Than Choose A Face Than Touch Your Face To To The Other Face . . If Plan Succeeded U...

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My Life Was In Darkness Before I Met U, But Now It Is Bright.u Know Why? Bcoz U R A Tube Light

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Whenever I Miss U I Won't Look 4 U In My Dreams Or Try To Hear Ur Voice In Ur Msgs. I Just Put My Right Hand Across My Chest And I Feel U

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By Next Year We Will Have A Pen Drive Of . . . . . . 1 Rb . 1rb Means 1 -rajni Byte Pen Drive

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U R 100 Beautiful, U R 100 Lovely, U R 100 Sweet, U R 100 Nice, And U R 100 Stupid To Believe These Words...

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Let Me Draw Ur Face! Dont Move! Nearly Finished Ok Done! Wanna Have A Look? .,!,. ( O)(o) ( ,)...

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If Rajinikanths Pc Hangs, Its Time For The Next Windows Release By Microsoft

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