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Krish Goes To Interview. Manager : What Is Your Place Of Birth? Krish: Thiruvananthpuram Manager :spell It? Krish: No..no..its Goa...!...

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If You're In Love . . . Go Down . . . Scroll Down . . . . Hey..! So You're In Love Na.....

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The Great Wall Of China Was Originally Created To Keep Rajnikant Out. It Failed Miserably.

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Santa Opened A Petrol Pump, But Not Even One Customer Went There. You Know Why? Because He Opened Petrol Pump On Second Floor..

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Sardar On Phone Doctor My Wife Is Pergnant.she Is Having Pain Right Now. Doctor: Is This Her First Child? Sardar: No This Is Her Husband Speaking.....

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Rajnikanth Was Playing Kbc And . . . .

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Mr Bean In Maths Class: Teacher: If 1000kg = 1ton Then How Much Ton Is 3000kg?? Mr Bean : Ton ! Ton! Ton! Bean Rockzzzzzzz

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Men Want 3 Qualities In Wives: Economist In Kitchen, Artist In Home And Devil In Bed. But They Get: Artist In Kitchen, Devil In Home And Economist In Bed...

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Rajnikant Once Wrote His Autobiography. Today That Book Is Known As Guiness Book Of World Records

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Facebook Founder Mark Zukerberg Hospitalized With Serious Injury...... Reason : Rajnikanth Poked Him On Facebook...lol

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Rajnikanth's Punch Dialogue In His 150 Crore Film Endhiran (robot) ... 'buddy.. If I Punch You, Even Google Won't Be Able To Search U..' Rajni Rocks...

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English Teacher: Make A Sentence Using Neither-nor? Boy: When Girls Wear Tight Fitting Dresses, Neither Are They Comfortable Nor We.

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Iit Exam, Santa Got 1 Question. Prove Sin X = 6n Santa Cancelled N From Both The Sides. Then Six=6 Wrote: Keep The Standard Of Iit Xams !!!...

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Teacher: What Should Be In A Book To Make It A Best-seller Book ? Tommy: A Girl On The Cover And No Cover On The Girl..

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Girl Friends Are Like Mobile Phone, Whenever You Want Happiness Just Check Inbox, Whenever U Want To Cry Check Out Box, And Whenever U Want To Enjoyment Just Pl...

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Superb Quote: Celebrating Anything Without Alcohol Is Like Enjoying A 'p**n Movie' On Radio! :p

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A Super Comedy . Teacher: Which Is Ur Favourite Dish? . Krish: Tata Sky !

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What Is The 1st Thing American Girls Do When They Wake Up In The Morning?? . . . . . . . . . . . . They Go Back To Their Own Homes. :d...

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What Is White When Its Dirty And Black When Its Clean? A Blackboard!

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In Our Life Time 6 Things Can Come At Any Time: 1.love 2.friendship 3.money 4.death 5.illness - - - 6.u Can Come At Any Time

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Krish Visits Mysore Palace. Guide: Please Don't Sit Their,this Is Tipu Sultan's Chair. Krish: Dont Worry, I Will Get Up Wen He Comes.

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Where There Is A Will, There Is A Way. Where There Is Rajinikanth, There Is No Other Way. Rajinikanth Is A Weapon Created By God To Use On Doomsday To End T...

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Sardar Was Lying On The Bench American:r U Relaxng Sardar:i M Gopal Singh Another American:r U Relaxng Sardar:no M Gopal Singh Sardar Left Place In Anger Thn Sa...

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Mrs.pratibha Patil Is Indian Citizen No.1... No. Of Rajnikant Is 0

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What Is The Meaning Of True Love True Love Is When Katrina Propose A Boy I Love U And Boy Replied,sorry I Already Have A Girlfriend And I Love Her Lot.

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Teacher: How Can We Keep Our School Clean? . . . . . . . . . Krish:by Staying At Home.

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Ways To Impress A Girl Respect Her Protect Her Care Her Obey Her Sacrifice For Her How To Impress A Boy? Just Smile Gameover!...

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Boy:dad How Was I Born?? Dad:son, Ur Mom And I Got Together At Cybercafe We Set Up A Date Via E-mail,ur Mom Agreed To Download Data From My Pen Drive.just When ...

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When I Was A Dog, And Your Were A Flower I Walked Over You And Gave You A Shower!! Hhhhhhhhhhh

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S*x Is A Sensation Caused By Temptation, When A Man Puts His Location In A Woman's Destination, Did U Understand The Explination Or Would U Like A Demonstratio...

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Once A Girl Lost Her Virginity.... Rajnikanth Got It Back For Her :d

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Man Robs Bank In Clown Pants, Fake B*****s And Blonde Wig , Primary Suspect Is Lady Gaga

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Sir: What Is Difference Between Orange And Apple? Krish:color Of Orange Is Orange, But Color Of Apple Is Not Apple.

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Height Of Technical Overdose:- A Software Engineer Slips From The Roof Of The Building And Shouts F1! F1! F1! Instead Of Help!!!! Help!!! Help!! Funny...

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Rajinikanth Puts The 'laughter' In Manslaughter. Rajinikanth Goes To Court And Sentences The Judge. Rajinikanth Can Handle The Truth. Rajinikanth Can S...

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Bus Accident Man Crying: Mera Hath Kat Gaya. Bahut Dard Ho Raha Hai. Santa: Abey Chup Baith. Wo Dekh Uska Gala Kat Gaya, Fir Bhi Chup-chaap Pada Hai..

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Lady Gaga Must Have A Stuttering Problem..ale-alejandro, Po-po-po-pokerface,papa-paparazzi, Te-te-te-telephone

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Santa: I Tried Dis New Onion Diet I Read About. Onion 4 Breakfast, Lunch Dinner. Banta: So Did U Lose Any Weight? Santa: No, But I Lost A Lot Of Friends....

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Whenever I Miss U I Won't Look 4 U In My Dreams Or Try To Hear Ur Voice In Ur Msgs. I Just Put My Right Hand Across My Chest And I Feel U

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A Train Is Bout 2 Crash! A Frantic Virgin Strips Off Says Can Any1 Make Me Feel Like A Woman B4 I Die? So A Man Takes Off His Clothes Says Iron These!...

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