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Santa Checked His Girlfriends Mobile To Know Under What Name She Had Saved His Number. When He Dialed His Number Form Her Phone, It Showed Timepass No. 8

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Rajnikanth Makes Coffee By Grinding Beans With His Teeth And Boiling Milk With His Anger.

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A Boy Was Online In Facebook In Night At 9.00pm ... He Chat With His Friend... When He Want Log Out He Say Bye Bye And Gud Night .. But His Friends Say U R St...

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While In A Drug Store: Mr. Bean: Id Like Some Vitamins For My Grandson. Clerk: Sir, Vitamin A, B Or C? Mr. Bean: Any Will Do, My Grandson Doesn't Know The...

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Rajnikant Once Wrote His Autobiography. Today That Book Is Known As Guiness Book Of World Records

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A Kid's Dad Joined Facebook. Kid Posted On His Wall : Wtf...... Dad Asked Him What Is Wtf? Kid Replied : Welcome To Facebook...

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When Apple Is Green It Is Ready 2 Pluck Wen Girl Is 18 She's Ready 2 . . . . . Vote (lol Think Positive) :d...

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Ways To Impress A Girl Respect Her Protect Her Care Her Obey Her Sacrifice For Her How To Impress A Boy? Just Smile Gameover!...

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Last Night I Lay In Bed, Looking At The Stars, The Beautiful Sky And The Endless Horizon....was Thinking Of How My Day Went And Suddenly I Thought... Where The ...

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Essay On B****t B*****s R Most Wonderful,multipurpse Creation Of Nature. They Produce Milk Which Is Gud For Health. They R Comfrtable,soft Pillow For Gud Sle...

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There Is Quite A Lot Of Things That A Guy Has To Do 2 Impress A Woman.... But....... Theres Only 2 Things That A Girl Needs 2 Impress Men Which Is Be N***d ...

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Sardar: What Is My Exam Register Number..? Teacher: Its 07ac438629.... Sadar: I Paid 10000 Rs Forexams.pls Give Me A Fancy Number... Teacher: ?.?.?........

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I Only Have S*x On Days That Begin With T: Tuesday, Thursday, Today, Tomorrow, Thaturday, Thunday And Tevery Other Day!

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Scientist Wasted Money And Time Inventing Money On Rocket Technology As They Were Not Aware Of Rajnikant .

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A Man Forgot To Zip Up.so A Lady Tells Him:u Left Yr Garage Open. Man Asks:did U C My Black Mercedez Parked Inside ?no,she Said Just A Mini Cooper With A Flat ...

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Teacher:tell Me 3 Tenses With Example? Boy:i Saw Ur Daughter Yesterday (past) We R In Love Now (present) We Will Run Away Tomorrow (future)

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Husband: Today Is Sunday I Have To Enjoy It. So I Bought 3 Movie Tickets. Wife: Why Three? Husband: 4 U And Ur Parents... :d

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Close Your Eyes, Relax Your Body, And Stop Your Breathing As Long As You Can... Now Breath...... I Miss You As Much As You Missed The Air!...

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Once An Unknown Child Came To Rajnikants House. When The Boy Entered, Rajnikant Askd 'ae Kaun' And Today Dat Boy Is Famous N Known As 'akon'...

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What Happened 2 Ur Mobile? I Was Trying 2 Call U But I Got This Msg: Welcome 2 D Jungle Network,d Monkey U R Triyinng 2 Call Is On Tree Please Try Later.

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Sir: What Is Difference Between Orange And Apple? Krish:color Of Orange Is Orange, But Color Of Apple Is Not Apple.

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Sardar On Phone Doctor My Wife Is Pergnant.she Is Having Pain Right Now. Doctor: Is This Her First Child? Sardar: No This Is Her Husband Speaking.....

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Can A Girl Make You A Millionaire ?? Yes!! Of Course But *conditions Apply 'you Must Be A Billionaire'...

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Enggg Viva Rocks Sir: Tell Ohms Law... Studnt Honestly: Sir I Dnt Knw Ful, I Knw Only Last Part Of It.. Sir: Ok Tell Tht Only.. Studnt: This Is Called Ohms ...

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The Good Thing Abt Vodka Is That It Looks Like Water.... And The Good Thing Abt College Is That.... Water Bottles Are Allowed....!!!

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(),,,() ( -_- ) (,,)(,,)**** ,*,_,*,_,*,*_,*,*,_ Do U Know Some One Is Really Missing U

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What Is White When Its Dirty And Black When Its Clean? A Blackboard!

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I Love U...!! These Words Were Said By Katrina Kaif To Me Last Nite In Her House.....but I Rejected..!! Lol...

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Never Make Love In The Garden Or In The Fields...... For Love Might Be Blind But Your Neighbours Not!

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Breaking News: After The Engagement Of Shoaib Malik And Sania Mirza, . . . . . . . Katrina Kaif Pressurize Me, Omg What Should I Do.?...

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Life Is Like A Movie. If You Are Sad_ 'drama'. If You Are Afraid_ 'suspense'. If You Are Angry_ 'action'. When You Look At The Mirror_ Horror ! (*_*)...

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Q:: How Do You Entertain Lady Gaga? A:: . Just Dance

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A Girl Was Looking At Her Pus*y. She Couldnt Resist And Started Touching It. She Went Crazy And Rubbed It So Hard That Her Pus*y Said Meow And Ran Away :p...

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Wife:yesterday-night I Saw A Dream That U Were Sending Me Jewelry And Clothes! Husband: Yeah, I Saw Your Dad Paying The Bill.....

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Rajnikanth's Pulse Is Measured In ... : : Richter Scale !!!! :)

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Once Rajnikaant Signed A Cheque . . . . . . . , And The Bank Bounced!!

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Santa And His Wife Apply For Divorce. Judge: You Have 9 Children, How Will You Divide Them Equally. Santa Thinks For A Moment And Tells His Wife: Dear, Let's ...

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One Spelling Mistake Can Destroy Your Life.a Husband Sent This To His Wife:im Having A Wonderful Time Wish You Were Her.

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Father: Your Teacher Says She Finds It Impossible To Teach You Anything! Son:that`s Why I Say She`s No Good!!!!

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Teacher:can You Tell Me 2 Creatures Which Do Not Have Teeth. Krish:my Grandma And Grandpa

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