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Ur Cute Gorgeous Fine Dandy.really S**y U Make Me Randy.ur Good Wiv Ur Mouth Also In Bed Oops Sorry Wrong Number 4get Wot I Said.

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If U Don't Mind If U Don't Feel Bad If Don't Hesitate Please...... Give Me A K Ki Kis Kiss Kiss...... Kissan Jam Bottle Just R...

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English Teacher: Make A Sentence Using Neither-nor? Boy: When Girls Wear Tight Fitting Dresses, Neither Are They Comfortable Nor We.

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A Girl Was Looking At Her Pus*y. She Couldnt Resist And Started Touching It. She Went Crazy And Rubbed It So Hard That Her Pus*y Said Meow And Ran Away :p...

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Many In Train 50 In Bus 20 In Van 10 In Sumo 6 In Car 4 In Auto 2 In Bike But 1ly 1 In My Heart And,it's Ur Girl Friend...

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The Great Wall Of China Was Originally Created To Keep Rajnikant Out. It Failed Miserably.

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In 3 Ways U Can Break D Mirror 1.throw Stone At D Mirror 2. Throw De Mirror On D Floor. 3. Stand In Front Of D Mirror And Smile By Showing Ur Teeth.......

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Scientists Are Trying To Figure Out How Long Can A Person Live Without Brain !!!! ...... Please Tell Them Your Age !

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In The Morning I Do Not Eat Because I Think Of You, At Noon I Do Not Eat Because I Think Of You, In The Evening I Do Not Eat Because I Think Of You, At...

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There Are 4 Ways To Enjoy Love 1. Hand In Hand. 2. That In Hand. 3. Hand In That. 4. That In That. Now Dont Ask Me What Is That........

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U R Someone I Don't Want To Lose... - U R Someone I Won't Forget... - U R Someone Who Is Special To Me... - U - R - Wat's - Ur - Name - I - Forgot?...

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Here Is A List Of Top Rajnikant Jokes.. Enjoy Cat Is Outdated. Now The Students Have 2 Prepare For Rat= Rajnikant Atitude Test Hrithik Tried To Participate In A...

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A Blonde Girl Walks In A Drycleaners With A Dress And Says 'what Time Should I Be Back?' The Man Is A Bit Deaf Asks Come Again? She Replies No This Time Its Yog...

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I Was In Bed With My New Girlfriend Last Night, And She Said I D Got The Biggest D**k Shed Ever Laid Her Hands On. I Said Youre Pulling My Leg!.....

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Boy:my Heart Is Like A Mobile In That U Are A Sim Card. Girl : I'm Very Happy. Boy: Don' Be Too Happy If I Get A New Offer I Will Change The Sim Card....

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Santa Opened A Petrol Pump, But Not Even One Customer Went There. You Know Why? Because He Opened Petrol Pump On Second Floor.

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There Is A Saying If You Want To Be Great, You Must Walk With Great People. Seriously, I Have No Objection, You Can Walk With Me !...

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Manager: A Room With Double Bed? But Sir You Are Alone? Santa: Yes, It Is Just That I Wish To Enjoy The Silence From The Other Bed...:p

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This Is The Telephone Terrorist Team. While Receiving This Message A Virus Will Be Activated. This Virus Should Have Infected Your Mobile By Now. Your Mobi...

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Whats Live ? Live Is Love. Whats Love ? Love Is Kissing. Whats Kissing ? Come Here And I Show You ......... Yeah......

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Rajinikanth Once Warned A Young Girl To Be Good Or Else. The Result? Mother Teresa. Rajinikant Electrocuted Iron Man. Rajinikanth Killed Spider-man Using ...

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I Only Have S*x On Days That Begin With T: Tuesday, Thursday, Today, Tomorrow, Thaturday, Thunday And Tevery Other Day!

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Sardar Was Lying On The Bench American:r U Relaxng Sardar:i M Gopal Singh Another American:r U Relaxng Sardar:no M Gopal Singh Sardar Left Place In Anger Thn Sa...

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Do U Know Similarity Between Dinosaurs And Decent Girls? Both Don't Exist.

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Krish Goes To Interview. Manager : What Is Your Place Of Birth? Krish: Thiruvananthpuram Manager :spell It? Krish: No..no..its Goa...!...

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What Is The 1st Thing American Girls Do When They Wake Up In The Morning?? . . . . . . . . . . . . They Go Back To Their Own Homes. :d...

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If Any Of My Msgs R Boring 2 U If Any Of My Msgs R Disturbance 2 U.. Dont Hesitate Dont Feel Angry.. U Have Full Freedom 2 Throw Your Mobile...gud Nty:-...

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Rajinikanth Doesn't Breathe. Air Hides In His Lungs For Protection Rajinikanth Kills Two Stones With One Bird. When Rajnikanth Is Asked To Kill Some One H...

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Quesion: Why The Blood Will Comes Out If Any Cut Is Happened On Th Body? Answer: Because To Know Who Was Calling From Outside

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Did You Know That It's A Well Known Fact That People Who Send And Receive Texts With There Thumbs Are G*y!!! To Late To Change Now H**o!!!

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This Sentence Is Sure To Make U Laugh....give It A Thought........... . . . . . The First Man Who Discovered Milk, Whoever He Is, Wat The H**l Was He Trying To ...

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Bus Accident Man Crying: Mera Hath Kat Gaya. Bahut Dard Ho Raha Hai. Santa: Abey Chup Baith. Wo Dekh Uska Gala Kat Gaya, Fir Bhi Chup-chaap Pada Hai..

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A Train Is Bout 2 Crash! A Frantic Virgin Strips Off Says Can Any1 Make Me Feel Like A Woman B4 I Die? So A Man Takes Off His Clothes Says Iron These!...

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What Is The Similarity Between Decent Girls N Dinosaurs . . . . . . .. . . . . . . . Both R Currently Not Seen In This World...

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No Matter Whether Guys Buy 220cc Pulsars Bike Or 350cc Royal Enfields, Surely It Ll Not Overtake A Beautiful Girl On 80cc Scooty Pep.

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Teacher: How Can We Keep Our School Clean? . . . . . . . . . Krish:by Staying At Home.

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To Be Or Not To Be? That Is The Question. The Answer? Rajinikanth.

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A Man Ws Sleepin In Hs House.suddenly,yamadharmaraja Appeard N Said Go Out N Njoy,nothin Ll Happen 2 U Fr D Nxt 10 Yrs He Did So N Met An Accident N Died. Then,...

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Sorry Sorry Sorrysorry Dont Get Confused , Sorry Means: S-some, O-one Is, R-really, R-remembering Y-you.. Have A Wonderful Day.....

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A Good Lecture Should Be Like A Girl’s Mini Skirt… Long Enough To Cover The Subject & Short Enough To Create Interest.

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