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Sardar Declares: .. . . I Will Never Marry In My Life . . ... .. . . I'll Give Same Advice To My Children Also.........................

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A Man Forgot To Zip Up.so A Lady Tells Him:u Left Yr Garage Open. Man Asks:did U C My Black Mercedez Parked Inside ?no,she Said Just A Mini Cooper With A Flat ...

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A Girl Was Asking For You She Was Asking Me Ur Details . I Gave Her Ur Cell No. She Will B Visiting Soon. Her Name Is Smile I Thank She Come Just Now,...

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Boy: Did It Hurt? Girl: What? Boy: When You Fell From Heaven To The Ground. Girl: :) Actually, They Kicked Me Out.

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I Asked My Sis Dis Quest Watz Da Difference Between A Mom And A Teacher..she Answered A Mom Can Put Her Child 2 Sleep A Teacher Can Put Da Whole Class 2 Sleep! ...

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Here Is A List Of Top Rajnikant Jokes.. Enjoy Cat Is Outdated. Now The Students Have 2 Prepare For Rat= Rajnikant Atitude Test Hrithik Tried To Participate In A...

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Krish:i Lost My Cheque Book. Bank Manager:be Carefull Any One Can Put Ur Sign! Krish:i'm Not A Fool,i Have Already Signed All The Cheques !...

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One Spelling Mistake Can Destroy Your Life.a Husband Sent This To His Wife:im Having A Wonderful Time Wish You Were Her.

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A Young Girl After Her Hon*ym*on Came Fully Exhausted And Tired, When Her Friends Asked Her What Happened? She Replied : When This 70 Year Old B*stard Told Me H...

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In The Morning I Do Not Eat Because I Think Of You, At Noon I Do Not Eat Because I Think Of You, In The Evening I Do Not Eat Because I Think Of You, At...

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Engg Qstn Paper: A Parrot Sits On An Elephant Da Elephant Died.! Prove?? . . . . . . . . . . . . Student:assume Tat Elephant's Name Is Parrot Parrot's Name Is ...

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Teacher: If A=b ,b=c Then A=c Can U Give Me 1 More Example Of This Type? Student:i Love My Teacher,teacher Loves His Daughter,so I Love His Daughter...

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Facebook 2012 . Modern Day Break Up.... Girl-i Wanna Break Up With You. . Boy-why...???? . . . Girl-because You Didn't Comment On My Status Of Facebook....

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Ways To Impress A Girl Respect Her Protect Her Care Her Obey Her Sacrifice For Her How To Impress A Boy? Just Smile Gameover!...

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If Rajinikanths Pc Hangs, Its Time For The Next Windows Release By Microsoft

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Hi Students ! Today, We Will Let You Know The Short Cut To Success: Behind Every Successful Man, There Is A Woman... So, Don't Waste Time In Your Studies... ...

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By Next Year We Will Have A Pen Drive Of . . . . . . 1 Rb . 1rb Means 1 -rajni Byte Pen Drive

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S*x Is A Sensation Caused By Temptation, When A Man Puts His Location In A Woman's Destination, Did U Understand The Explination Or Would U Like A Demonstratio...

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Once A Boy Asked God, Is It Wrong To Sleep With Girl Before Marriage...........?? God Replied, No It Is Not, But The Problem Is That You Guys Don't Sleep...

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Rajnikanth's Latest Joke : 1.there's Nothing Like Recession, It's Just That Rajnikanth Started Saving Some Money..! 2. Rajnikant Knows Victoria's Secret 3....

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Life Without U Is Impossible, U R In My Breath And Blood. I Cant Stay For A Second Without U, If U R Not There I Am Dead Hey Hello I Am Talking About Oxygen...

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Breaking News: After The Engagement Of Shoaib Malik And Sania Mirza, . . . . . . . Katrina Kaif Pressurize Me, Omg What Should I Do.?...

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Once Rajnikaant Signed A Cheque . . . . . . . , And The Bank Bounced!!

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Rajnikanth Calls Voldemort By His Name And Voldemort Calls Him As U Know Who Rajnikanth Has Counted To Infinity.... Twice! Rajnikanth Goes To Court And Se...

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Man Robs Bank In Clown Pants, Fake B*****s And Blonde Wig , Primary Suspect Is Lady Gaga

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Two Golden Rules To Follow.....in Your Life...... 1) I'm Always Right...... 2) When Ever You Feel (your Name) Is Wrong........ Slap Yourself And Read Ru...

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Quesion: Why The Blood Will Comes Out If Any Cut Is Happened On Th Body? Answer: Because To Know Who Was Calling From Outside

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Teacher: How Can We Keep Our School Clean? . . . . . . . . . Krish:by Staying At Home.

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The Great Wall Of China Was Originally Created To Keep Rajnikant Out. It Failed Miserably.

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Boy: Do You Have A Pen? Girl: Yeah. Boy: Oh! Its Out Of Ink! Girl: What? You Are Kidding, It Works! Boy: It Doesn't Work! Well, You Try... Go, Right Your Cell P...

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Ever Wondered Why A, B, C, D, E F Are Used For Bra Sizes? A: Almost B***s B: Barely There C: Can Do D: D**n Good E: Enormous And F For Fake...........

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Wats D Height Of Hope?? It Is: Sittin In D Exam Hall, Holdin D Question Paper In Hand N Tellin Ur Self Dude,dnt Worry. Exams Wil Get Postponed!:p...

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A Little Kid Asks His Dad, Daddy, How Much Does It Cost To Get Married? No Idea, Replied The Father, Im Still Paying For It......

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Most Funniest Joke Of Rajanikant Ever.... . . . Once Rajanikant Decided To Race With Da Time.... . Result Is Time Is Still Running.........

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Interviewer To Millionaire: To Whom Do You Owe Your Success As A Millionaire? Millionaire: I Owe Everything To My Wife. Interviewer: Wow, She Must Be Some ...

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An Unemployed Guy Got A New Job At The Zoo. They Offered Him To Dress Up In A Gorilla's Skin & Pretend To Be A Gorilla So People Will Keep Coming To The Zoo...

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Secretary Saw Her Boss Pant Zip Open, She Said, Sir Ur Garage Door Is Open..... Boss, Did U See My Ferrari????? Secret.- I Saw A Small Bike With 2 Punctured Whe...

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Girls Are Attracted To 4 Things: 1. Clothes 2. Jewellery 3. Money 4. ________ Look Down... Look Down Dude...! :p...

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A Person Go To The Dctor With His 3 Year Son. Person: - Dctor, My Son Has Swallowed A Key, So V Came 2 U Dctor:- When He Swallowed A Key Person:- 10 Days Bac...

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Small Love Story: A Man Proposed To A Girl. She Smiled But . . . . . . . . No Teeth!.../ -he Died

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