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Teacher: I Killed A Person, Convert This Sentence Into Future Tense,krish: Krish: The Future Tense Is, You Will Go To Jail !

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Let Me Draw Ur Face! Dont Move! Nearly Finished Ok Done! Wanna Have A Look? .,!,. ( O)(o) ( ,)...

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Santa Opened A Petrol Pump, But Not Even One Customer Went There. You Know Why? Because He Opened Petrol Pump On Second Floor..

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Scientist World Are Joining And Finding An Important Research ,. How Long A Person Can Live Without Brain ? . .can U Help Me...... . Pls Say Your Age.......

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There Is Quite A Lot Of Things That A Guy Has To Do 2 Impress A Woman.... But....... Theres Only 2 Things That A Girl Needs 2 Impress Men Which Is Be N***d ...

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An Unemployed Guy Got A New Job At The Zoo. They Offered Him To Dress Up In A Gorilla's Skin & Pretend To Be A Gorilla So People Will Keep Coming To The Zoo...

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Rajnikanth's Punch Dialogue In His 150 Crore Film Endhiran (robot) ... 'buddy.. If I Punch You, Even Google Won't Be Able To Search U..' Rajni Rocks...

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A Good Lecture Should Be Like A Girl’s Mini Skirt… Long Enough To Cover The Subject & Short Enough To Create Interest.

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What Is White When Its Dirty And Black When Its Clean? A Blackboard!

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When Apple Is Green It Is Ready 2 Pluck Wen Girl Is 18 She's Ready 2 . . . . . Vote (lol Think Positive) :d...

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Close Your Eyes, Relax Your Body, And Stop Your Breathing As Long As You Can... Now Breath...... I Miss You As Much As You Missed The Air!...

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Once Rajnikant Donated Blood To A Very Small,sicky,thin Child... Today.... That Child Is Known As... The Great Khalli... :p...

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A Boy Was Online In Facebook In Night At 9.00pm ... He Chat With His Friend... When He Want Log Out He Say Bye Bye And Gud Night .. But His Friends Say U R St...

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A Boy Pulls A Girl Into A Room,locks The Door, Puts Off The Light,pulls To The Bed,drags Her Into The Blanket. What Happened Next??? He Shows His New Radium W...

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Secretary Saw Her Boss Pant Zip Open, She Said, Sir Ur Garage Door Is Open..... Boss, Did U See My Ferrari????? Secret.- I Saw A Small Bike With 2 Punctured Whe...

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I Only Have S*x On Days That Begin With T: Tuesday, Thursday, Today, Tomorrow, Thaturday, Thunday And Tevery Other Day!

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Rajnikanth Kills Harry Potter In The 8th Book. Rajnikanth Can Kill Spiderman With Baygon!!! Rajnikanth Can Divide By Zero. Time And Tide, Wait For Rajnikanth...

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While In A Drug Store: Mr. Bean: Id Like Some Vitamins For My Grandson. Clerk: Sir, Vitamin A, B Or C? Mr. Bean: Any Will Do, My Grandson Doesn't Know The...

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By Face How Do I Look? Innocent! Sharp! Proud! Full Of Attitude! Decent! Illmanerd! Funny! Cute! Zidi! Pretty! Send It 2 All Ur Frndz , N C Wat They...

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Boy: Did It Hurt? Girl: What? Boy: When You Fell From Heaven To The Ground. Girl: :) Actually, They Kicked Me Out.

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Dundu: Innu Ente Girlfrndinte B'day Anu Avalku Entha Kodukuka Tintu:kanan Engane Undu? Dundu: Sundari Anu Tintu:ennal Ente Numbr Kodutheku....

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A Genius Is A Prson Who Can Do Anythng By $1 Wat Any Fool Cn Do By $100as Sch V Cmplete Syllabus In 1 Day, Wat Lecturers Try In 1 Year...hi! Gm.

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Recently, China Airports Were Closed Due To Heavy Fog... . Later It Was Discovered That Rajnikant Was.... Having Hukkah From India...!! :p :)...

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Rajinikanth Once Warned A Young Girl To Be Good Or Else. The Result? Mother Teresa. Rajinikant Electrocuted Iron Man. Rajinikanth Killed Spider-man Using ...

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Orry 4 Disturb U. Can U Fax Me Ur Photo, Its Very Urgent, Serious Matter Has Comeup Actually, We R Playing A Cards And I Lost The Joker...............

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3male Pencils 1female Pencil R In A Pencil Box.. If D Female Pencil Is Pregnant.. Whose Responsible 4her Pregnancy.? A:the Pencil Without Rubber...

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Rajnikanth Calls Voldemort By His Name And Voldemort Calls Him As U Know Who Rajnikanth Has Counted To Infinity.... Twice! Rajnikanth Goes To Court And Se...

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Teacher: If A=b ,b=c Then A=c Can U Give Me 1 More Example Of This Type? Student:i Love My Teacher,teacher Loves His Daughter,so I Love His Daughter...

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Boy (to Girl): Whats There In Between Your Legs? . . Girl: He*l ! And Whats There In Between Your Legs? . . . . Boy: A Sinner, Who Wants To Go To He*l !!!.....

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Boy: Do You Have A Pen? Girl: Yeah. Boy: Oh! Its Out Of Ink! Girl: What? You Are Kidding, It Works! Boy: It Doesn't Work! Well, You Try... Go, Right Your Cell P...

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Lady : So, You Want To Become My Son-in-law? Boy: Not Really, But I Don't See Any Other Way 2 Marry Ur Daughter!

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Husband: Today Is Sunday I Have To Enjoy It. So I Bought 3 Movie Tickets. Wife: Why Three? Husband: 4 U And Ur Parents... :d

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Sardar: What Is My Exam Register Number..? Teacher: Its 07ac438629.... Sadar: I Paid 10000 Rs Forexams.pls Give Me A Fancy Number... Teacher: ?.?.?........

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At 18 A Lady Is Like A Football 22 Men Behind Her At 28 A Basketball, 10 Men Behind Her At 38 A Golf Ball, 1 Man Behind Her At 48 A Tt Ball, 1 Man Pushing Her T...

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Rajnikanth Makes Coffee By Grinding Beans With His Teeth And Boiling Milk With His Anger....

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Last Night Some Monkeys Came Running To My Room.they Wanted To Trouble Good People... I Suggested Ur Name. They Said Oh !!! No We Cant Disturb Our Boss......

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Scientists Are Trying To Figure Out How Long Can A Person Live Without Brain !!!! ...... Please Tell Them Your Age !

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What Did The Blonde Say When The Airplane Began To Shake? Must Be An Earthquake.

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When I Was A Dog, And Your Were A Flower I Walked Over You And Gave You A Shower!! Hhhhhhhhhhh

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-why Were Ancient Egyptian Children Confused? Because Their Daddies Were Mummies!

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