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Roses Are Red,violets Are Blue,i Have Five Fingers,and The Middle Ones For U!!

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Are You Bored? Do You Have No Life? Do You Enjoy Wasting Your Time? Then You Need The Internet!

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Why Katrina Hot ? Because Salman Is Cool

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Rajnikanth's Pulse Is Measured In ... : : Richter Scale !!!! :)

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A Blonde Girl Walks In A Drycleaners With A Dress And Says 'what Time Should I Be Back?' The Man Is A Bit Deaf Asks Come Again? She Replies No This Time Its Yog...

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Kissing Is Like Real Estate. The Most Important Thing Is Location, Location, N Location! ?

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What Is The 1st Thing American Girls Do When They Wake Up In The Morning?? . . . . . . . . . . . . They Go Back To Their Own Homes. :d...

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Most Funniest Joke Of Rajanikant Ever.... . . . Once Rajanikant Decided To Race With Da Time.... . Result Is Time Is Still Running.........

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A Recently Fired Stock Trader Said ... This Is Worse Than Divorce... I Have Lost Everything And I Still Have My Wife............

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What Is White When Its Dirty And Black When Its Clean? A Blackboard!

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Position Of An Engineer: Father Scolds U, Mother Consoles U, Sister Freaks At U, Relations Laugh At U, At Last, To The Extent After The Degree, Company Says,...

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To Be Or Not To Be? That Is The Question. The Answer? Rajinikanth.

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Teacher: What R The People Of Turkey Called? Student: I Don't Know. Teacher: They R Called Turks. Now What R The People Of Germany Called? Student: They R Cal...

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Museum Watchman: That's A 500 Year Old Statue You Have Broken. Funny Sharma: Thanks God! I Thought It Was A New One..

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