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Santa Has To Sell His Dog. Banta Wants To Buy It. Banta: Is This Dog Faithful ? Santa: Yes, I Have Sold It 3 Times Earlier Also. It Is So Faithful, Everytime ...

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Life Is Like A Movie. If You Are Sad_ 'drama'. If You Are Afraid_ 'suspense'. If You Are Angry_ 'action'. When You Look At The Mirror_ Horror ! (*_*)...

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. . . . . .meaning For S.i.n.g.l.e -)s - Smile...i - Independentn - Naughty G - Gorgeous L - Loving E - Everyday( I Reli Luv Being Single )------ ( _ ) ------...

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When U Feel Lonely And Alone Cannot See Any One Around You, The World Seems To Be Fading Away, Come Along With Me I'll Take U To An Eye Specialist !!...

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A Genius Is A Prson Who Can Do Anythng By $1 Wat Any Fool Cn Do By $100as Sch V Cmplete Syllabus In 1 Day, Wat Lecturers Try In 1 Year...hi! Gm.

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A.what R U Doin??? B.readin History.. A.ok Tell Me.what Happens When Hitler Is Reversed.. B.ahh....reltih.. A.no. B.ah...lerhit... A.no... ...

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Krish:i Lost My Cheque Book. Bank Manager:be Carefull Any One Can Put Ur Sign! Krish:i'm Not A Fool,i Have Already Signed All The Cheques !...

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Quesion: Why The Blood Will Comes Out If Any Cut Is Happened On Th Body? Answer: Because To Know Who Was Calling From Outside

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Lost In A Zoo I Saw Many Animals.. Mouse Bird Monkey And . . . ! U 2.

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System Of Love Jan - Rose, Feb - Propose, Mar - Gift, Apri - Lift, May - Chating, June - Dating, July - Miss U, Aug - Meet U, Sep - Anger, Oct - Danger, Nov - ...

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Sir: What Is Difference Between Orange And Apple? Krish:color Of Orange Is Orange, But Color Of Apple Is Not Apple.

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Position Of An Engineer: Father Scolds U, Mother Consoles U, Sister Freaks At U, Relations Laugh At U, At Last, To The Extent After The Degree, Company Says,...

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As Promised To Obama, India Isgiving Jobs To Americans.............. . . . . . . . . . . Pamela Anderson Is The First Recruit...........

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What Is The 1st Thing American Girls Do When They Wake Up In The Morning?? . . . . . . . . . . . . They Go Back To Their Own Homes. :d...

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