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Having A Cold Drink On A Hot Day Wid A Few Frnds Is Nice . . . . . . But Having A Hot Friend On A Cold Night After Few Drinks Its...its...speechless)...

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James Bond Shoots A Prsn Says My Name Is Bond.james Bond D Prsn Catches D Bullet,throws Back At James Bond Nd Says My Name Is Kanth Rajnikant Mind It........

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Once Der Lived A Sxy Woman Who Had No Husband. But Every Night She Enjoyed.. . . . . . Her Dinner. Plz Don't Xpect Non Veg Msgs Frm A Decnt Boy Lk Me !...

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Give Thousand Chances To Your Enemy To Become Your Friend. But Never Give A Single Chance To Your Friend To Become Your Enemy.

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Fantastic Lines... I Want 2 Love Someone Whose Heart Has Been Broken,so That He Knows Exactly How It Feels And Won't Break Mine...

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Mind Blastin...: No More Tsunamizz Will Occur From Now On.. Rajnikanth Stopped Washing His Lungi In Indian Ocean!!...

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A Beautiful Thought So True- Ur Respect Is Not In The Words Spoken To U In Ur Presence But Sum Special Words Spoken For U In Ur Absence!!

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A Boy Was Walking On Droad In Fully Rainy Night. A Grl Came Wth Umrella Said 2 Hm Hello Cutiee U Can Share My Umbrella Boy Replied It's Ok Siste...

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Question Asked In A Talent Test: If You Are Married To One Of The Twin Sisters, How You Recognize Your Wife??? . . . . . The Best Answer: H**l, Why Should I??...

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Finally Our Central Govt. Found D Reason Behind D Onion Price Hike.. . . Bcoz . Rajnikant Ordered 4 Dosa....

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Confident Quote: Whenever You Feel That You Failed, ...say These Words, I Am Not Failed, My Success Just Postponed.

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Never Look For Beauty It Will Fade One Day. Never Look For Money U May Lose It Someday. But Look For A Royal Heart Dat Will Stay With U Everyday

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God Gives Two Gifts To Human One Is 'chance' The Anothr Is 'choice' 'chance' To Have Many Friends, But 'choice' To Select Good Ones....

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Lovely Roses And Lovely You. And Lovely Are The Things U Do.but The Loveliest Is The Friendship Of The Two.one Is Me And Other Is You.

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A Beautiful Msg: A Little Jealousy In A Relationship Is Gud. Its Always Nice To Know Dat Someone Is Afraid Of Losing U.!!

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Teacherhow Can U Distribute 8 Apples Among 6 Ppl Equally? Student: By Making Juice Student Rocks Teachr Shock-...

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A Poor Man Says Work Is Life.. A Rich Man Says Money Is Life.. A Lover Says Love Is Life.. But, I Say My Idiotic Friends Are My Life.....

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