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Color Of Panty Reflects A Girl's Mood. Red Color - Wild Mood Black Color - S**y Mood Blue Color - Romantic Mood Pink - Seductive Mood No Panty - Perfect Mood ...

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Girl: What Do You Like In Me? Boy: Those 2 Big White Balls Having Black Dots In It... Girl: What??? Boy: Yes, Your Eyes......

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Girl: Nobody Can Stop Me, Ill Send U Sms Till, Boy: My Death? Girl: No Boy: Your Death? Girl: No Boy: World Exist? Girl: No Boy: Oxygen Available? Girl: No Gi...

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Man1: My Wife Is Obsess W/ Cars. While Asleep, She Holds My Bird Say 'ferari,porsche...' Man2: Mine Is Worst, She Puts My Bird Inside Her Say 'full Tank Pls....

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Wife Read A Book Told Her Husband: . A Bull F***s 300 Times A Year, U Dont Do Quarter Of That. . Husband: Where Is It Written That He F***s The Same Cow!.......

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Wen I Say I Luv U,plz Believe It’s True. Wen I Say 4evr,know I'll Nevr Leave U. Wen I Say Goodbye,promise Me U Won’t Cry. Cause D Day I’ll B Saying Is ...

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Rajnikanth Participated In 100 Meter Race And Obviously He Came First.. But Einstein Died After Watching That. Coz. Light Came Second.!

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Sometimes I Think.. . . . . . . . . . . . . Sometimes I Don’t.. ;) Aise Hi Chalta Hai Mera To ! :p

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Everybody Seems To Be Special At First Sight, But Only The Special Ones Maintain Their Level Of Dignity Till The Last Sight Of The Life.

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In First Night Husband Wife Claiming Virginity . Wife :- If This Is Your 1st Time, Then How U Did So Well...? Husband :- If This Is Your 1st Time , Then How U ...

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Do You Know That, You Would Look Great With Two Pounds Less ... In My Opinion, Those Clothes Weigh Exactly Two Pounds!

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Life Is Like A Book: Each Day A New Page With Adventures To Experience, Lessons To Learn And Good Deeds To Replicate. Have A Colorful Page Everyday....

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Ecg If U Go Out With Wife /l__,-.__/_,_,-. Ecg If U Go Out With Girlfriend _/l_/l_/l_/l_/_/_ Ecg If Wife Catches U With Girlfriend /________

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If U Like Me Ya Hate Me Both Is Advantageous & Beneficial To Me!!!bcoz If U Like Me Ill Be In Ur Heart & If U Hate Me Ill Be In Ur Mind....

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Heart Can Skip Beat For A While. Memories Can Be Kept In A File A Desert Can Replace The Nile But Nothing Can Stop A Smile When Your Name Comes On My Mobile

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The Average Guy Is Much More Interested In A Girls Geography Than Her History.

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An Apple A Day Keeps The Doctor Away, But If Doctor Is Cute, Forget The Fruit

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A Boy Was Following A Girl. Girl: Dont Follow Me, Because My Mother Is Coming Behind You... Boy: Dont Worry, My Father Is Following Her..!!!.

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3 Sisters 1st: Mom,can I Go With 'ming' 2 'sing'? Go Baby ! 2nd: Mom,can I Go With 'lance' 2 'dance'? Ok ! 3rd: Mom,can I Go With 'chuck'? No! Stay At Home!....

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Your Face Is Like Ufone..it’s All About U Your Voice Is Like Jazz.. Aur Sunao.. Your Friendship Is Like Telenor..ab Chaho Kuch Barh K Your Love Is Like Pak...

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She's A Stick Of Lollipop, My Candy Bar! So Juicy And Sweet, Melting In My Mouth, Strawberry Flavored... One Is Never Enough! She's A Piece Of Cheesecake, My S...

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Sorry…. Sorry…. Sorry…..sorry…. Dont Get Confused ,arey Baba Sorry Means: S-some, O-one Is, R-really, R-remembering, Y-you…..have A Wonderful Day...

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Teacher Name 5 Animals Those Live In Water Student Frog Teacher Other 4 Student His Mom,dad,brother And Sister!

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You Can Never Just Be Friends With Somebody You Used To Love, Simply Because A Little Part Of You Will Always Love Them.

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No Offense, But My Last Name Goes Better With Your First Name Than Yours Does. Why Don't You Give It A Try?

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If Someone Ask Me What Is Meant By Life I Would Sit Next To My Friends Pul Them Close Togethr Put My Arms Around Them Say Proudly These Idiots Are My Life So P...

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I Want Go Back To That Timewhen ”getting High” Meant On ‘’swing” When ”mom” Was The Only ”hero” When ”dad’s Shoulders” Were The ”...

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Life Will Change Frm Clsroom To Office, Jeans 2 Formals, Books 2 Files, Pocketmoney To Salary, Wat Wil Nevr Chnge Is Friendship. Let It Be D Same 4ever.

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How Can U Tell The Rain Not 2 Fall When Clouds Exist? How Can U Tell The Leaves Not 2 Fall When Wind Exist? How Can U Tell Me Not 2 Fall In Friendship When ...

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Why Did Heisenberg Never Had A Child??? Bcos When He Had Momentum He Could Not Locate The Position N When He Locate D Position He Lost D Momentum...heisenber...

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Friends Are Like Color Pencils, They Color Our Life , I May Not Be Your Favorite Color , But Hope You Will Need Me Somewhere To Complete Your Picture .

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Diloon Ke Khail Jo Khaile Toh Yeh Mat Bhool Jaana...... Ki Khail He Khail Me Aksar Khilone Toot Jate Hain! :-d

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Life Is Cricket Dont Lose Ur Wicket Try 2 Get Century Never 4get Ur Boundry Even If U R Run Out Never Become Mood Out Becoz God Is 3rd Umpire.

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I Do My Thing And You Do Yours. I Am Not In This World To Live Up To Your Expectations, And You Are Not In This World To Live Up To Mine. You Are You And I Am I...

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True Friends Are Like Morning.... U Can't Have Them The Whole Day But U Can Be Surehtey Will Be There When U Wake Up Today,tommorow And Forever.. :)...

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Last Night Some Monkeys Came Running To My Room.they Wanted To Trouble Good People... I Suggested Ur Name. They Said Oh !!! No We Cant Disturb Our Boss......

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If Someone Dies Early, People Says God Loves Him Very Much, But U R Still On Earth !!!! Its Means ? Someone On Earth Loves U More Than God....

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An Interesting Caption On Top Of The Clock During Exam....time Will Pass..... But Will You!!! Lol

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Friend : Ramesh Says He Would Rather Kiss His Wife Than Eat. Friend : I Have Tasted Her Cooking, I Dont Blame Him.

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Q: Why Did The Blonde Keep A Coat Hanger In Her Back Seat? A: In Case She Locks The Keys In Her Car.

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