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Dream Makes Everything Possible, Hope Makes Everything Work, Luv Makes Everything Beautiful, Smile Makes All The Above... So Always Brush Ur Teeth

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Never Think That U R. . Alone In This World, Because If U R Alone, U Would Not Have Received.. . . . This Message....:-)...

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A - U'r Attractive B - U'r D Best C - U'r Cute D - U'r Dear 2 Me E - U'r Excellent F - U'r Funny G - U'r Good Looking H - He He He I - I'm J - Just K - Kidding...

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Question. What Does Popeye ..... Do To Keep His Favorite Tool From Rusting? Answer. Sticks It In Olive Oyl....

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. . Truly Nog Veg Msg Is. . Chickens . Egg . Mottun Buffalo Meat Fish , Thats All Non-veg :-p...

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What Do You Think, Why I Sms You? Is It Because I Care You Or I Miss You? Or I Like You? Or I Need You? No I Have To Utilize Free Sms Package....

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Tc Fined Ticketless Girls Chudidar Girl Was Fined Rs100 Skirt Girl Rs50 Mini Skirt Girl Rs25 Next Girl Was Fined Rs0 Why? U Naughty She Had Ticket......

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. . Afridi Made 100 Runs From 37 Balls. Its A Simple Record. . The Real Record Was Created By King Khalid, . Who Made 100 Sons From Just 2 Balls...

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Laughter Is The Jam On The Toast Of Life, It Adds Flavour Keeps It From Being Too Dry & Makes It Easier To Swallow Lifes Sorrows.

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Boy Asked To A Girl: Can I Kiss You? Girl Answered: Yes! Of Course, But Where? On Vertical Or Horizontal Lips? Boy: What? Girl: I Mean On Upper Or Lower Lips...

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U R Someone I Don't Want To Lose... - U R Someone I Won't Forget... - U R Someone Who Is Special To Me... - U - R - Wat's - Ur - Name - I - Forgot?...

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Girl To Doc: I Have An Infection Down In My Pu**y! After Examine, Doc: When Did U Hd Last S3x? Girl: Mmmm.. About Two Months Ago! Doc: Oh.. This Not Infection T...

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Women Are Programmed To Love Completely And Men Are Programmed To Spread It Around ... - .

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Girl: When We Get Married, I Want To Share All Your Worries, Troubles And Lighten Your Burden. Boy: It's Very Kind Of You, Darling, But I Don't Have Any Worries...

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For All The Loving Things You Do... For All The Dreams You've Made Come True... For Sharing Life, For Being You... I Love You More Than Ever....

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If Your Wife Wants To Learn To Drive, Don't Stand In Her Way.

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A Share Market Broker Was Busy Reading The Share Prices On Tv. Suddenly His Servant Came Shouted Sir, Your Wife Fell Down He Replied Sell Her Immediately :d :p...

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Last Night I Asked My Angel 2 Watch Over U...but It Came Soon.i Asked: Why? It Smiled And Said: An Angel Doesn T Watch Over Another Angel...

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College Is For Knowledge, Knowlege Is For Life, Life Is For Wife, But Wife Is A Great Knife, Which Cut Your Life, So Never Choose Your Wife In College Life........

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Love Is Like War ... Easy To Start ... Difficult To End ... Impossible To Forget...

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Xams Are There, At The Paper U Stare The Answer Is Nowhere, Which Makes U Pull Ur Hair. The Teachers Make U Glare, The Grades R Not Fair, But Just Like The Past...

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As Precious As U R To Me, As Precious No One Can Ever Be, I Know Friends R Hard To Choose, But U R A Friend I Never Want To Lose.

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Sweet Candies Are Nice To Eat Sweet Words Are Easy To Say But, Sweet Ppl Are Hard To Find Oh My God! How Did U Find Me ??

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Sexual Thoughts Of The Day Its Not The Length, Its Not The Size, Its How Many Times U Can Make It Rise! Its Not How Well It Fits But How Often U Can Make It Sp...

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Love Is An Illusion! Its A Highly Dependency Disorder Of Weak Hearted People.. . . . . People With Strong Hearts Believe In Flirting

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Millions Of People Write Love Letters Everyday.. But Everyone Sends Their 1st One To Me... Imagine How Beautiful I Am..

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Friends Change, I Know They Do.. But This Friend Will Always Belong To You..friends Hurt I Know They Do.. But This Friend Gets Hurt More Without “you”!

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Now We R Going To Test Ur Humanity.... Testing.... Still..... Testing... Sorry We Found That Ur Not A Human ...... Ur An Angel :p...

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No Matter How Ugly You Think You Are, But The Special Someone Who Loves U Believes That U R The Most Beautiful & Irrestiable Thing On Earth And No Onecan Ch...

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Buy A Scooty..... Pick Up A Beauty, Drink A Frooty.... Take Her To Ooty, Remove Her Nighty... Do Ur Duty., After 9 Months ... Get A Cuty ..!...

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When Time Comes For U To Give Ur Heart To Someone, Make Sure U Select Someone Who Will Never Break Ur Heart, Cuz Broken Hearts Has Never Spare Parts

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Agar Ghee Seedhi Ungli Se Na Nikle Toh. . . . . . Toh . . . . . . . . . Ghee Ko Garam Kar Lo.. Har Cheez Me Ungli Karna Achi Baat Nahi Hai…xp :d ...

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A Hypnotist Hypnotised The Whole Audience In The Hall With A Pendulum. Suddenly, The Pendulum Fell Down. He Said S**t..!! And It Look 3 Days To Clean The Hal! :...

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. A Terror For The Day: . When I Was Studying In School Days My Teachers Were Wearing Sun Glasses. . . . You Know Why? . Because, . I Was A . Bright Student...

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Santa And Banta Were Fixing A Bomb In A Car. Banta: What Would You Do If The Bomb Explodes While Fixing. Santa: Dont Worry, I Have One More..

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Children In The Dark Make Mistake-swami Vivekanada Mistakes In The Dark Makes Children-swami Tintumon ..

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Smile Is The 2nd Best Thing You Can Do With Your Lips. What Is First Thing? ..??.. (answer Is Kiss).

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If Friends Were Flowers I Would Not Pick You! I'll Let You Grow In The Garden Cultivate You With Love And Care So I Can Keep You As A Friend 4ever!!

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The Best Cosmetics In Life- Truth- For Lips.. Pity- For Eyes.. Charity- For Hands.. Smile- For Face & Love- For Heart.. Use Them Well & Make Life Beautiful...

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I Smell The Smelly Smell Of Something That Smells Smelly Mr. Krabs

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