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. . What He Want, I Do Not Want ... . . What I Want, He Does Not Want ... . . What We Want, Is Not Allowed!

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. . Man Marries A Deaf Gal. . He Mimes,lets Make A Code! If I Want Se*x I'll Squeeze Ur Breastt ., In Responce U Can Pull My Peniiss Once For Yes And 50 Times F...

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What Kisses Mean? Kiss On Hand=i Adore U, Kiss On Cheek=lets Be Friends, Kiss On Neck=i Want U, Kiss On Lips=i Love U, Kiss Anywhere Else=...lets Not Get Ca...

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Hold A True Friend With Both Your Hands Don't Let Go For True Friend Comes Once In A Lifetime. That's Why Im Holding You Tight! Cant Let U Go

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Loveless Life Is Like A Fruitless Tree But Friendless Life Is Like A Rootless Tree Tree Can Live Without Fruit But Not Without Roots

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()() Wait... ( O ) Dont (,.) Sleep Let Me Pray ()() ( -o-) ( ,()) Dear God, Plz.let My Friend Get Sweet Dreams, Gud Nite!...

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What Kisses Mean! Kiss On Hand=i Adore U, Kiss On Cheek=lets Be Friends, Kiss On Neck=i Want U, Kiss On Lips=i Love U, Kiss Anywhere Else=. Lets Not Get Carried...

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.best Ever Romantic Words Said By A True Lover Boy To His Girlfriend: . I Dont Know How Beautiful You Are?? . . . Bcoz . . . My Eyes Havent Still Moved From Y...

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Rajnikant Got His Driving License At The Age Of....... . . . . . . . . 18 Seconds

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A - Ur Attractive B - Ur D Best C - Ur Cute D - Ur Dear 2 Me E - Ur Excellent F - Ur Funny G - Ur Gud Lookingh H - He He He I - Im J - Just K - Kiddin... Pagal...

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When Rajnikanth Was In Class 3 A Teacher Tld 2 Write An Essay On Anythng.... Nd Dat Essay Is Today Knwn As . . . ...wikipedia!!:-p....

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I Have Liked Many But Loved Very Few. Yet No-one Has Been As Sweet As U. I Would Stand And Wait In The Worlds Longest Queue. Just For The Pleasure Of A Momen...

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He Took Me From A Bar. He Took Me In His Car. He Took My Top Off. He Puts His Lips On Mine, But Dont Worry: Im A Bottle Of Wine !

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Without Ur Sms Days Are Like- Moanday Tearsday Wasteday Thirstday Frightday Shatterday & Sadday So Sms Me Everyday!!!!

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If A Is 1 B Is 2 Z Is 26 Then H+a+r+d+w+o+raa+k=98 K+n+o+w+l+e+d+g+e=96 L+u+c+k=47 But Only A+t+t+i+t+u+d+e=100...

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Rajnikants ' Tears Cure Cancer. Too Bad He Has Never Cried.

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Judge: So Tell Us, Miss Widor, Is That You Who Bit The Victim's Pe**s Off? Widor: Yes, It Was Me. Judge: Do You Have Any Requests Before We Announce The Sentenc...

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Friendship Does Not Needs A Powerful Eyes, A Cute Voice A Lovely Face. It Always Needs A Beautiful Responsible Heart With Affection Forever.

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So Sweet Is Ur Smile….. So Sweet Is Ur Style….. So Sweet Is Ur Voice….. So Sweet Is Ur Eye……. See How Sweetly I Lie!!

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If U Drop Me I Ill Break If U Hold Me I Ill Shake If U Need Me I Ill Hurry, If U Don’t Call Me I Ill Worry If U Hurt Me I Ill Cry But If U Leave Me I Il...

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Sam In A Interview. Examiner :what Is Microsoft Excel? Sam: It's Liike Surf Excel Used To Clean Computer ...

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Rajnikanth Calls Voldemort By His Name And Voldemort Calls Him As U Know Who Rajnikanth Has Counted To Infinity.... Twice! Rajnikanth Goes To Court And Se...

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Rishte Hote Hai Zindagi Bitane K Liye, Ham Khud Ko Mita De Ise Nibhane K Liye, Milne Ka To Nasib Nahi, So Sms Kiya Hamari Yad Dilane K Liye.

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U R A B C D E F G H I J K L A=aachhe B=briliant C=cool D=dashing E=emotional F=fantastic G=great H=hot I=intelligent That Is Not U...

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Press Down Again Again.. Please Once More Sorry Again 6 Times More Oh! Again 1 Time Again Dont U Have Any Job?...

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Suna Hai Aap Me Dimag Bahut Hai... Question: Kisi Ladki Ka Naam Batao Jisme A,e,i,o, U Na Ho! Its Challenge 4 U . Plz Reply

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Once Rajnikant Lost His Wallet. . . . . . . . . Since Then.... The World Is Facing Recession....

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If In Examination Hall During D Exam U Feel Tht D Paper Is Tough, Dont Worry. Just Close Ur Eyes, Take A Deep Breath N Say 2 Urself Quot Dis Is A Very Interest...

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Frnds R The Most Dangerous Guys In The World Bcoz They Wil Die 4the F'shp The Same Time They Wil Also Ask Treat For Dieing. Frnds Rocks!!

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(*(*(*a Very True Line About My Dear Friend)*)*)*) (((every One Is Not My Friend But (((my Friends Are Not Just Like Everyone)))...

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U Look Sweet When U Open My Sms U Look Sweeter When U Read And Smile But U Look The Sweetest When U Reply So.. Always Try To Look Sweetest

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I May Hurt U For Several Reasons...but I Always Like U For Endless Reasons...bcoz I Have One Good Reason...that Ur My Ever Loving Sweet Friend...!!

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I Opened My Wallet, Found It Empty, Searched My Pocket & Found Few Coins, Searched My Heart & I Found U, Then I Realised How Rich I’m 2 Hav U…

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Know What Makes Me Happy Wen U Msg Me? Not Ur Jokes, Graphics Or Sweet Msgs But Ur Name That Appears On The Cell When It Beeps Knowing That U Remember Me.

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Who Said English Is Easy??? Fill In The Blank With Yes Or No... 1.-----i Dont Have Brain... 2.-----i Dont Have Sence... 3.-----i Am Stupid.......

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I'll Catch U 1st, I'll Take U 2 Bed, I'll Make U Hot, I'll Make U Sweat, I'll Make U Tired, I'll Make U Vomit. U Knw Who I Am.......? Im Worst Fever U Ever G...

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Attidude I Dont Have Any Girl Frnd It Doesn't Mean That I Am Afraid Of Proposing A Girl But I Am Scared That Wat If She Says 'yes'

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I Luv U Not Only For What U R, But For What I Am When I'm With U. I Luv U Not Only For What U Have Made Of Urself, But For What U R Making Of Me. I Luv U For Th...

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Nobody Wants U, Nobody Makes U Happy. Nobody Love U. Nobody Misses U. Nobody Cares Abt U. Dont Cry! My Name Is Nobody!

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Boy: I Am Not Rich Like John, I Don't Even Have A Bid Car Like John. But I Really Love You! Girl: I Love You Too, But Tell Me More About John..

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