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Frnds R The Most Dangerous Guys In The World Bcoz They Wil Die 4the F'shp The Same Time They Wil Also Ask Treat For Dieing. Frnds Rocks!!

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I May Hurt U For Several Reasons...but I Always Like U For Endless Reasons...bcoz I Have One Good Reason...that Ur My Ever Loving Sweet Friend...!!

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Log Apne Bhi Hote Hai Praye Bhi. Dilon Mein Hoti Hai Sagar Jaisi Gehrai Bhi, Is Umeed Se Kartay Hain Sms Unhein, Ki Wo Padhein Aur Hamein, Yaad Karke Muskrayein...

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Dumb People Are Just Blissfully Unaware Of How Very Dumb They Are (as He Drools) Patrick

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I Have Had A Really Bad Day And It Always Makes Me Feel Better To See A Pretty Girl Smile. So, Would You Smile For Me?

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This World Will Not End In 2013 Because............ Rajnikant Just Purchased A Mobile Phone With 3 Year Warranty

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A Very Short Nice Lines Said By True Friends 4 Holding True Friendship.. ..hurt Me With The Truth...:- But ..never Comfort Me With A Lie... :-)...

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Husband: I Want Divorce. My Wife Hasn't Spoken To Me In Six Months. Lawyer: Think About It Once Again. Wives Like That Are Hard To Get!

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Can A Girl Make You A Millionaire ?? Yes!! Of Course But *conditions Apply 'you Must Be A Billionaire'...

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“gift” Of “salam” Wrapped With “affection” Tied With “care” & Sealed With “dua” 2 Keep U Safe & Happy Today & Always.

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Pure Friendship Is Bright Like Sun , Deep Like Sea, High Like Sky, Strong Like Gold, Kind Like Mother, Cute Like Me.

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Rajnikant Had Died 20 Years Ago, . . . . . . .. . Death Hasn't Built Up The Courage To Tell Him Yet...

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Cellfones Can Be Very Irritating. Have To Buy A Card Now And Then. Have To Recharge The Battery. Msgs Get Delayed But There One Thing I Love About It...it Conne...

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Life’s Like That It’s The Little Thing In Life Which Hurts.wanna Know How..u Can Sit On Top Of A Mountain But Not On Top Of A Pin!!

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I Have The I.i Have The L.i Have The O.i Have The V.i Have The E... So Pls

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Two Women Were Watching A Film In The Cinema When One Turns To The Other In Surprise. You're Not Going To Believe This, Marry, But The Man Sitting Next To Me ...

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Two Young Girls Talking Over The Garden Fence!! Honestly Fiona, My New Boyfriend's Got Submarine Hands. What Do You Mean???? You Never Know Where They Will Tu...

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Congrats! Ur Phone Has Installed With A New Puzzle Game. To Play, Just Throw Ur Phone Against The Wall And Arrange The Pieces Back. It's Fun To B Young :)...

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Do You Know That, You Would Look Great With Two Pounds Less ... In My Opinion, Those Clothes Weigh Exactly Two Pounds!

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Let The Most Beautiful Dream Come To U Tonight,let The Sweetest Person Come In Ur Dream Tonight….but Dont Make It A Habit Bcoz I M Not Free Every Night.goodni...

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Q: What Is The Similarity Between Playboy Magazine National Geographic?a: U Will See A Lot Of Great Places Where U Can Never Reach !!!

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With My 1 Heart, 2 Eyes, 7 Litre Blood, 206 Bones, 4.5 Million Red Cells, 60 Trillion D.n.a.s. All Wishing You A Very Happy Diwali!

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A Girl In Bookstore : Do You Have Book Called : Women : The Perfect Intelligence. Sales Boy :sorry Madam, Fiction Books Are At First Floor . !!...

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. . Which Part... Of A Man's Body . Has No Bone . Full Of Veins . Loves Pumping . And Responsible 4 Making Love! Answer: Heart!!! But I Luv The Way U Think......

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Principal:- I Have The Power To Suspend You, I Have The Power To Fine You, Ihave The Power To Expel You, Do You Know Where Are You Stand. Boy Says:-in The Powe...

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. . Skin Meets Skin When Is That The Skin Meets Skin, . Hair Meets Hair N Balls Disappear.. . Dirty Mind Its When . U Blink Ur Eyes...

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I'll Catch U 1st, I'll Take U 2 Bed, I'll Make U Hot, I'll Make U Sweat, I'll Make U Tired, I'll Make U Vomit. U Knw Who I Am.......? Im Worst Fever U Ever G...

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Do U Know Similarity Between Dinosaurs And Decent Girls? ? ? ? ? Both Dont Exist . .

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A Lady Requested The Doctori Really Do Not Want Children For A While To Enjoy The Life. What Should I Do? Doctor Said Well Then Take This Condom.? Lady Asked...

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My Eyes Are Hurting Coz I Can't See U, My Arms R Empty Coz I Can't Hold U, My Lips Are Cold Coz I Can't Kiss U And My Heart Is Breaking Coz I'm Not With U....

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Remember These Words . Love The Lady But Dont Touch The Body You Will Screw The Lady If You Touch The Body You Will Become A Dady ....

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Hyt Of Surprise Girl:2day's My Bday,wat R U Giftn Me? Boy:cn U C Dat Beutiful Red Car On D Othrside Of D Road? G: Ya..! B:i M Giftin U Hairpin Of Same Colour!!...

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When You Need Someone To Be There For You, Id Be Just Sitting Right Beside You.

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3 Sisters 1st: Mom,can I Go With 'ming' 2 'sing'? Go Baby ! 2nd: Mom,can I Go With 'lance' 2 'dance'? Ok ! 3rd: Mom,can I Go With 'chuck'? No! Stay At Home!....

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One Boss Fired Eleven Secretaries Because None Of Them Made Any Mistake.

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Friends Are Like A Page In A Book Of Life, Every Page With A Different Subject But Best Friends R D Index Page Covering Every Subject. Thx 4 Being Index Pag...

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Msg Peh Msg Bhejte Ho, Bhej Bhej Ke Bheja Karab Karthe Ho, Lekin Bhejte Ho To Kya Bhejte Khud Ka Bheja To Chaltha Hi Nahi, Dusron Ka Bheja Hua Bhejte Ho.....

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Muskaan Tere Hothon Se Kahin Jaye Na, Aansu Teri Palkon Pe Kabhi Aaye Na, Poora Ho Tera Har Khwab Aur Jo Poora Na Ho Woh Khawab Kabhi Aaye Na...

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Force Can Mak Evrything Posible In World,but It Can't Creat A Singl Drop Of Love In Anyons Heart

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The Reason Why Most Of The Men Prefer To Kiss Womens Lips.. . . . . Thats The Best Probably The Only Way To Shut A Womans Mouth For At Least Some Seconds:)...

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