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Most Tragic, Test In 1st Period. Most Wonderful News, Teacher Is Absent. Most Relaxing Area, Canteen. Most Funny Moment, Teacher Cracks Joke Nobody Laughs. ...

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Marriage: It's An Agreement In Which A Man Loses His Bachelor Degree And A Woman Gains Her Master ........!!!!

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Why Do We Close Our Eyes When We Pray When We Cry When We Dream When We Kiss Because The Most Beautiful Thing In Life Are Not Seen. But Felt By The Heart ! Defi...

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Last Night I Wanted To Send U A Msg But All I Could Write Was: Noh Ss!w It Didn't Make Much Sense Until I Read It Upside Down .

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Make Ur Love To Girlfrnd On Valentine Day She Will Tell U A Gud News On Mothers Day Then U Will Hav A Child On Childrens Day Dont Try This On Everyone U Will Ha...

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Without Ur Sms Days Are Like- Moanday Tearsday Wasteday Thirstday Frightday Shatterday & Sadday So Sms Me Everyday!!!!

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Whats Live ? Live Is Love. Whats Love ? Love Is Kissing. Whats Kissing ? Come Here And I Show You ......... Yeah......

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Night Prayer ............. Dear God, Thank You For Making Me Healthy. Can You Also Make Me S**y? If You Can't Make Me S**y, Please Make All My Friends Fat. A...

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Last Nite I Had A Dream Abt U... I Saw Tht V Both Were Gettig Married On The Same Day... Ur Wife Was Beautiful But Mine Is Not... I Asked God: Why It Is So ??? ...

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Heart Can Skip Beat For A While... Memories Can Be Kept In D File... A Desert Can Be Replaced By Nile. But Nothing Can Stop A Smile,when Ur Name Comes On My Mob...

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Love Urself , Flirt With Ur Understanding, Romance With Dreams, Get Engaged With Simplicity, Marry Genuiness, Divorce The Ego.. Thats Good Life.....

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. . Man Marries A Deaf Gal. . He Mimes,lets Make A Code! . If I Want Se*x I'll Squeeze Ur B****t, . In Responce U Can Pull My Peni*s Once For Yes And 50 Times ...

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Good Relationships Are Like Trees They Demand Attention & Care In The Beginning But Once They Blossoms They Provide U Shade In All Situations Of Life

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Girl: - What Is Different Between Personal Secret? Boy: - Dear , U R My Lover Thats Personal Your Friend Is Also My Lover Thats Secret....

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A Smile Gives Red Colour 2 Ur Cheeks, White 2 Ur Teeth, Pink Colour 2 Ur Lips, Silver Colour 2 Ur Eyes,so Keep Smiling & Enjoy The Colours Of Life...

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*%*% *%*%*%* )( 6 Flowers 4 U 1:dosti Ka 2:duaon Ka 3:khushiyon Ka 4:piyar Ka 5: Best Life Ka 6: Mujhey Yamesha Yaad Rakhne Ka :)

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. . For Toothpaste Ad They Show Teeth. . For Hair Oil They Show Hair. . For Face Cream They Show Face. . But For Whisper They R Not Showing Anything, That's Che...

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A Little Girl To Her Mother: Mom! I Have Come To Know The Boy Next Door Have A Pennes Like A Peanut Mom: Do You Mean Its Little Girl: No Mom! Its Salty....

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Dad : Son, What Do You Want For Your Birthday? Son : Not Much Dad, Just A Radio With A Sports Car Around It

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If You Want To Remove Your Wrinkles, Pimples, Face Marks The Signs Of Skin Ageing Then Try The All New . . . . Adobe Photoshop....

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Aadat Or Adaa Main Yeh Fark Hai-road Ke Nal Se Panni Peena; Garib Peeye To Aadat; Amir Peeye To Adaa; Ab Sms Ko Hhi Lelo Main Bheju To Adaat Aap Bhejo To Adaa

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Dolphin Said 2 Water: U Cant C My Tears Cos M In Water. Water Reply: I Can Feel Ur Tears Cos Ur In My Heart. Tats Feeling Of Frenship....

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She : What Do I Owe You For Examining My Legs, Doctor? Doctor : What Do The Other Doctors Usually Ask? She : They Usually Ask For A Date....

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Never Kiss A Boy Never Kiss A Boy When His Eyes Are Black. He Kiss You And Will Never Come Back. Never Kiss A Boy When His Eyes Are Brown. He Kiss You And Will...

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I Was In Bed With My New Girlfriend Last Night, And She Said I D Got The Biggest D**k Shed Ever Laid Her Hands On. I Said Youre Pulling My Leg!.....

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Ecg If U Go Out With Wife /l__,-.__/_,_,-. Ecg If U Go Out With Girlfriend _/l_/l_/l_/l_/_/_ Ecg If Wife Catches U With Girlfriend /________

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If I Reach For Your Hand, Will You Hold It? If I Hold Out My Arms, Will You Hug Me? If I Go For Your Lips, Will You Kiss Me? If I Capture Your Heart, Will Y...

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. . After Engagement! . . Girl: Now Stop Looking At Girls,u R Commited Now! . . Boy: Oho What Do U Mean, If I M On Diet, That Doesnt Mean That I Cant Look At Me...

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I’m On A Mission! Mission To Avoid You, To Forget You, To Not To Talk To You, To Not To Think About You Anymore… . . . . . . . . . In Short… ...

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Friendship Is A Precious Gift That Cant Be Bought Or Sold. Its Value Is Greater Than Mountains Made Of Gold. If You Shall Ask God For A Gift Be Thankful If He S...

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The Best Cosmetics In Life- Truth- For Lips.. Pity- For Eyes.. Charity- For Hands.. Smile- For Face & Love- For Heart.. Use Them Well & Make Life Beautiful...

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A Cute Boy Asks A Fallen Rose: Don’t U Get Hurt Wen U R Plucked? Rose Replied: No I Forget My Pain Thinking That I Am The Reason For Someones Smile.

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Happiness As Light As Air. Love As Deep As Ocean. Friends As Solid As Diamonds And Success As Bright As Gold. These R My Wishes 4 U Today N Everyday...goodluck...

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A Simple Way For“happy Living”.. Forget 2 Things In Life., 1) The Good You Do For Others. 2) The Bad Done By Others 2 You.

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In Order To Get Good Job Boy Require 100 Percent Of Talent. Where As Girl Required Only 4 Percent Of Talent Remaining.. ( 36 ) .)24( ( 36 ) = 96 O/o...

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Why Did The Grammer Teacher Slap A Student? . Bcoz He Asked: Why Is Bra Singular, . . . When It Covers 2 Items N Pan**** Plural When It Covers One Item?...

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T I T A N I C __||___ _'::::::::'=._,/ I___ '_,_____________/ ' '''

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Dictionary Is The Only Place Where Death Comes Before Life, Success Before Work, Divorce Before Marriage, But Friend Come Before Relative.

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Boy:i M Not Rich Like Rocky, I Dont Have A Big Car Like Rocky, But I Really Love You Girl:i Love U Too, But Tell Me More About Rocky....

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A B C D E F G H I ********** U V W X Y Z Confused?? Bolay Tou *..i..* Aur *..u..* K Beech Jo Bhi Aaya Tapka Daala…

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