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Civil Engneer Asked His Town Plannr. Whats The Technical Defect In A Female Body? Ans:- Entertainment Area Is Constructed Very Near To Sewerage Area..:-d......

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The Cutest Proposal Of D World From A Cute Girl 2 A Boy. Girl: Hey, I Have Lost My Surname. Can I Use Yours?

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Whats Live ? Live Is Love. Whats Love ? Love Is Kissing. Whats Kissing ? Come Here And I Show You ......... Yeah......

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Nice Legs When Do They Open??????

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A Boy Was Following A Girl. Girl: Dont Follow Me, Because My Mother Is Coming Behind You... Boy: Dont Worry, My Father Is Following Her..!!!.

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Xpression Of Love - Gal (2 A Boy)- Is There Any Festival Which Can B Celebrated Evry Day And Nt Once In A Year??? Boy- Wait Till U Fall In Love Wid Me....!!...

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A Girl Asks A Priest. What's Devil, H**l Heaven? Priest: Between My 2 Legs Is D Devil, Between Ur 2 Legs Is H**l, Lock D Devil Into H**l You'll See Heaven....

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When I Pray I Don’t See God, But I Know He Listens As Such, When I Sms U I Don’t See You, But I Know You Think Of Me And Smiles.

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Passion Running Trough My Veins, Trembling, Waiting, Reason Is Fading. Overpowering Desire Sets My Skin On Fire!

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Whats The Most Popular Word That Begins With F Ends With K? . . . . . . . . . . . Its *facebook*, =d . The Word You Thought Is The 2nd Most Popular! =p...

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Boy Asked Girl: Y Do U Love A Rose, Which Dies In A Day. But Dont Love Me, Who Dies 4 U Everyday?? Girl Replied: . . . Oye Hoye What A Dialogue!! :d...

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Am I Cute? Test Call, If I M Cute Miss Call, If I M Gorgeous Text Back If I M Pretty Text A Joke If I M Charming Just Ignore If U R Jealous...

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Best Linez By A Best Friend: It Hurts Me When U Talk To Someone Else N Not Me.. But, It Hurts Even More When Some1 Else Makes U Smile N I Cant. ...............

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Rajnikant Was Once Asked By A Reporter How He Felt About All The Rajnikant Jokes On The Internet And Sms? His Reply Was. Do You Think They Are Jokes...

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Who Said English Is Easy??? Fill In The Blank With Yes Or No... 1.-----i Dont Have Brain... 2.-----i Dont Have Sence... 3.-----i Am Stupid.......

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Roses Are Red... Violets Are Blue... I Am Beautiful... But... What Happened To You?!

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. . Pappu: What's The Difference Between Confidence And Confidential? . . Santa: Yo Are My Son I'm Confident. Your Friend Is Also My Son, That's Confidential....

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Usually Boys Believe In What They See And Girls Believe In What They Hear, That Is Why .... Boys Lie And Girls Wear Make Up

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If U Read This, I M Smart.. If U Save This, U Agree I M Smart.. If U 4ward This, U R Spreading That I M Smart.. If U Delete This U R Jealous......

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If U Delete This Message That's Bcoz U Love Me. .. If U Save It That's Bcoz U Desire Me .. If U Ignore It That's Bcoz U Miss Me. So What U Gonna Do With It?...

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Life May Bring Failures, Hardships, Tears & Lots Of Pain…. But There’s Always A Reason To Smile As Long As You Are There.

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The Car In Which 4engineers Were Travelling Suddenly Broke Down. 1mechanical:-the Gearbox Must Have Broken. 2chemical:-the Problem Lies With The Composition O...

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. . Lady To Her Husband- . . I Just Check Out Our Drivers Room N I Found Our Daughters Bra Over There . . Husband-i Will Talk To Him But Why You Go There? . Lad...

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Life Is Cricket Dont Lose Ur Wicket Try 2 Get Century Never 4get Ur Boundry Even If U R Run Out Never Become Mood Out Becoz God Is 3rd Umpire.

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I Have A Certificate In Kissing, Diploma In Caring Degree In Loving. Do U Have A Job 4 Me ?

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One Day U Will Ask Me: What Is More Important To You, Me Or Your Life?i Will Say: My Life� You Will Walk Away From Me Without Knowing That U R My Life!!!...

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Engineering Exams Student Good News! All Engineering Exams Will Now Be Only Objective Type. Example: 3 + 3 = ? Options: A: 6 B: Six C: Vi D: 6.0 Moral: En...

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Suna Hai Aap Me Dimag Bahut Hai... Question: Kisi Ladki Ka Naam Batao Jisme A,e,i,o, U Na Ho! Its Challenge 4 U . Plz Reply

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Most Interesting Line Written On The Front Of T-shirt Of A Girl, . . . . . . . Excuse Me ! My Face Is Above.-)...

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Three Monkeys Escaped From The Zoo,one Was Caught Playing Video Game,the Other Reading A Newspaper,and The Last One Was Caught Reading This Text!

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Scientists All Over The World R Wondering, How Long A Human Being Can Live Without Brain. Please Tell Them Ur Age...........

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Why Do We Close Our Eyes When We Pray When We Cry When We Dream When We Kiss Because The Most Beautiful Thing In Life Are Not Seen. But Felt By The Heart ! Defi...

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People Say There Is No Difference Between Complete Finish... But There Is! When You Marry The Right 1, U R Complete..... And When U Marry The Wrong 1, U R Fini...

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9 Lessons In Life: Learn 2 Care, Learn 2 Smile, Learn 2 Cry, Learn 2 Give, Learn 2 Forgive, Learn To Share, Learn To Trust, Learn 2 Love & Learn 2 Sms Me Dail...

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Tipz To Beat Summer1-drink Lot Of Fresh Water2-cover Ur Head Wen Outside3-eat Vgetablesbut Most Important 4-msg Me Daily Bcz I'm So Cool...

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Terror Joke - What Will Happen If U Throw An Amplifier Into The Sea? Tsunami Will Be Created Since An Amplifier Converts Small Waves Into Bigger Wave....

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A - Ur Attractive B - Ur D Best C - Ur Cute D - Ur Dear 2 Me E - Ur Excellent F - Ur Funny G - Ur Gud Lookingh H - He He He I - Im J - Just K - Kiddin... Pagal...

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People Live People Die People Laugh People Cry Some Give Up Some Will Try Some Say Hi Some Say Bye Others May Forget You But Never Will I.

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Some Of The Best Moments In Life… *lying In The Bed Listening To The Rain Outside *thinking About The Person U Love *taking A Long Drive On A Calm Road *fi...

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Dreams Are To Be Forgotten, Reality To Be Lived, Desires To Be Fulfilled, Destiny To Be Reached, Promises To Be Kept, Relationship To Be Respected And Friendshi...

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