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Happiness As Light As Air. Love As Deep As Ocean. Friends As Solid As Diamonds And Success As Bright As Gold. These R My Wishes 4 U Today N Everyday...goodluck...

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When I Saw You, I Was Afraid To Meet You... When I Met You, I Was Afraid To Kiss You... When I Kissed You, I Was Afraid To Love You... Now That I Love You, I'm ...

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Teacher: George Washington Not Only Chopped Down His Father's Cherry Tree, But Also Admitted Doing It. Now, Louis, Do You Know Why His Father Didn't Punis...

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Would You Please Empty Your Pockets? I Think You Just Stole My Heart?

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The Car In Which 4engineers Were Travelling Suddenly Broke Down. 1mechanical:-the Gearbox Must Have Broken. 2chemical:-the Problem Lies With The Composition O...

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. . Man Marries A Deaf Gal. . He Mimes,lets Make A Code! . If I Want Se*x I'll Squeeze Ur B****t, . In Responce U Can Pull My Peni*s Once For Yes And 50 Times ...

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A Lady Is A Women Who Make A Man Behave Like A Gentalman.you'er Such A Lady To Me.

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Today I Met Sum1 At Cafe Coffee Day. Realy Gud Lukin.. Very Attractive.. So Delightful.. More Lik A Celebrity! I Walked Nearer.. Oh Damm!! These Mirrors!-)...

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Once Rajinikanth Was Throwing Paper Rockets In The Air. The Next Day, . . . . . . . World Trade Center Came Down!...

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It Is My Last Sms For U. Last, Means..! L-love You Always.! A-all Time Miss U.! S-save U In My Heart! T-true Brother In My Life....

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To Hear Wat Is Unspoken To See Wat Is Unseen To Feel Widout Evn Touchin Is D Miracle Calld Schizophrenia! N Ppl Think Its Love... !!! :p...

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An Aeroplane Asks A Rocket How Is That You Can Fly So Fast? The Rocket Replies You Will Know The Pain When They Put Fire At Your Back!

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Once An Unknown Child Came To Rajnikants House. When The Boy Entered, Rajnikant Askd 'ae Kaun' And Today Dat Boy Is Famous N Known As 'akon'...

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Once Superman, Spiderman, Batman And Ironman Went To Rajnikanth . . . . Because It Was 'teacher's Day'..

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A Man Married A Lady Traffic Police Inspector. Friend: How Was Your First Night? Man: She Charged Rs. 100 From Me For Over Speeding, Rs. 200 For Wrong ...

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If A Bomb Bursts In A Bra, What Would You Get? T*t-bits... And If It Bursts In A Man's Underwear? Banana Split...

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Russian: Sir We Got A Huge Order From Usa For 16 Inches Condoms. I Think It Is To Embrass Us. Boss: No Problem! Complete The Order And Mark Them Small Size....

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New Style Of Proposing A Girl: I Have Spent Many Sleepless Nights In Your Love, And I Don't Want My Son To Do The Same For Your Daughter. So Lets Make Them Brot...

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World's Smallest Resignation Letter? Respected Sir, I Luv Ur Wife.

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. . A Bio Teacher Was Telling Her Students That For The Best Penetrations 6-7 Peniiss Is Best. . . One Of The Girl Askd Her Tht Wht Abt 9 . . . Teacher Said I M...

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The Purpose Of A Relationship Is Not To Have Someone Who Might Complete You, But To Have The One … With Whom You Can Share You Complete...

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A Vry S**y N Attractive Female Employee Meets Her Boss N Says: Sir,wil U Remove Sumthng 4m My B*****s? Boss:wow,wats Tat? Gal:ur Eyes,sir......

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Boy : Is Ur Name Google? Girl : No!..why? Boy : Cu Z U Got Everything I Am Searching For.....

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Father: You Should Marry This Girl. She Is Kalavati, Gunwanti And Roopmati Son: I'll Have To Marry My Girlfriend Coz She's Garbhavati.

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Girl Friend Is For Fun, Wife Is For Son, Girl Friend Is Night Partner, Wife Is Life Partner, Girl Friend Is Tooty Fruity While Wife Is Kismat Phooti .......

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Rajnikant Was Shot Today.. . . . . . . . . . Tomorrow Is The Bullet's Funeral

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..........................+............................=friend For Ever Write Your Name And Your Friend And See If He Love You 100/100 He Love U,,, 50/100 He...

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If Superman And The Flash Were To Race To The Edge Of Space You Know Who Would Win? Chuck Norris.

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If Rajinikanths Pc Hangs, Its Time For The Next Windows Release By Microsoft

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I Thought U Were Busy ,so Didnt Want To Disturb U Dis Thouht Is The Main Reason Behind The Broken Heart Keep Disturbing The Loved Ones

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Last Night I Dreamt Of U. I Thought Of U The Whole Day Today. I Think I Love U. Tomorrow I'll Think Of V, Then W, X, Y And Z. Hehe!

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6 Rules To Be Happy: Free Your Heart From Hatred Free Your Mind From Worries Live Simply Expect Less Give More N Always.... Have Me As Ur Friend...!...

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What Is D Meaning Of Sms ?share My Sweetness, Search My Soul, Seek My Sweet Heart, Succeed My Smartness, See My Smile, So Keep Sending Sms....

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. A Young Man Asked Swamiji . Why Girls Desire More S*x Than Boys? . Swamiji: When You Put Finger In Your Ear Shake It, . Which Feels Better, Your Finger Or Ea...

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Sensible Lines By A Smoker To His Girl Friend :- If You Don't Wanna See Me Smoking, Then You Better Find Other Ways To Keep My Hands And Lips Busy........

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*%*% *%*%*%* )( 6 Flowers 4 U 1:dosti Ka 2:duaon Ka 3:khushiyon Ka 4:piyar Ka 5: Best Life Ka 6: Mujhey Yamesha Yaad Rakhne Ka :)

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The Law Says If U Cant Convince Them Then Atleast Confuse Them Do U Know Which Law It Is? Dis Is Law Of Answering In Examination

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H A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A Aa Aaa Aaaa Haaachchiiii.!!!! . Sorry! The Weather Is Sooooo Cool . . .!!! :d...

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. . Dear Subscribers: Due To A Fault In Magnetic Field And Signals Of Our Service Your Hadsets Will Vibrate For One Hour.. .. . So U Plz Keep It Under Ur Pussi...

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