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Wen A Girl Cries 4a Boy It Means She Is Misses Him A Lot ......bt Wen A Boy Cries 4 A Gal It Means No1 In Dis World Can Luv Tht Gal More Dan Dat Guy........

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Rajnikanth Participated In 100 Meter Race And Obviously He Came First.. But Einstein Died After Watching That. Coz. Light Came Second.!

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Press Down Again Again.. Please Once More Sorry Again 6 Times More Oh! Again 1 Time Again Dont U Have Any Job?...

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Girl: Heard U Wer Great At Algebra? Boy: Well, Sort Of. Why? Girl: Can U Please.. Substitute My 'x'?

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Why Do Girls Look Beautiful? Is It Real Or Due To Make Up? All False Girls Look Beautiful Because . . . . Boys Have Good Imagination..!!!...

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Golden Words Kabhi “zindagee” Me Kisi K “pyar” Mai Mat “rona” Q K Wo Tumhare “ansuon” K “qabil” Nahe Hoga Or “wo” Jo Is “qabil...

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Fill In The Blanks 1.boo_s 2. _ _ndom 3.f_ _ K 4.p_ N_s 5.pu_s_ . . . . . . . . . . . . Ans 1.books 2.random 3.fork 4.pants 5.pulse D...

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Relationship Requires Little Efforts……….. Even When Friends Are Busy With Their Own Lives, A Simple Sms Reminds Each Other That…….“u R Not Forgot...

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Boys Never Satisfy With 3 Things In Life : Mobile Bike Gf Bcoz There Is Always Better Model Available In Future . :d...

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I Kept Your Name In My Journal, And Posted You In The Ledger Of My Heart, You Wont Be Classified As Fixed Assets, Because The Market Value Of Friendship Wil...

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The Worlds Thinnest Book Entitled What Woman Want Has Only One Word Written In It, Everything!

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Deepa Mehta Made A Film On Lesbians And Named It Fire, Now She Is Making Another Film On G**s. Guess The Name? 'backfire

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U R Genius, Ur Mind Is A Master Piece.it Is Divided Into Left And Right.in The Left Part Nothing Is Right And In Right Part Nothing Is Left

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Aapake Mis Call Bhi Kya Baat Hain.aapake Sms Bhi Din Raat Hain.kabhi Kabhi Ekhadi Phone Bhi Kiya Karo.suna Hain Aapake Awaaz Me Bhi Khas Baat Hain.

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If You Will Carry On The Way Guided By Human, You Will Find A Hopeless End. But If You Will Carry On The Way Guided By Allah, You Will Find An Endless Hope....

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. Mom: Why R U Pregnant? . Daughter: This Is Our Project In College About Miracle Of Life. . Mom: Tell Me Who Is He? . . Daughter:i Dont Know, It Was A Group ...

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One Day U Will Ask Me: What Is More Important To You, Me Or Your Life?i Will Say: My Life� You Will Walk Away From Me Without Knowing That U R My Life!!!...

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. . Once A Girl Lost Her Virginity. . . . . . Rajnikanth Got It Back For Her

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Never Dance Nak3d Because The Body Has Parts That . . .. Do Not Stop Moving When The Music Stops.

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. . Man Marries A Deaf Gal. . He Mimes,lets Make A Code! If I Want Se*x I'll Squeeze Ur Breastt ., In Responce U Can Pull My Peniiss Once For Yes And 50 Times F...

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A Man Went For Injection,,nurse Said : Pull Down Ur Trousers .. Man Replied : I Feel Shy Can U Do It First ?

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Stars Hv Settled N Sun Will Shine, Our Relation Matures Like Lovely Wine,very Good Evening To A Friend Of Mine,may Your Day Be Lovely N Fine

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Sometimes In Life We Think We Don’t Need Anyone, But Sometimes We Don’t Have Anyone When We Need Someone. So,hold Good Peoples Around & Never Let Your ...

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Those Innocent Eyes..those Kissable Lips...a Great Smile...the Perfect Walk..smoothest Talk...absolutely Gorgeous...thats Enough About Me..how Are You?

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V Never Have What V Like, V Never Like What V Have, Still V Live,luv N Hope That Sum Day Vll Get What V Luv, Or Luv What V Have. Thats Life

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. . A Small Child Wrote 2 Santa Claus . Send Me A Brother. . Santa Wrote Back . Send Me Ur Mother...

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A Company Held A Contest For Kids, With The Theme The Nicest Thing My Father Ever Did For M Award Winning Answer Was, He Married My Sweet Mom.

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Boy : From D Day We Met I Haven't Drink Or Smoked ... Girl : How Sweet Of U,r U Madly In Love With Me ...? Boy: Shut Up !, U Made My Pockets Empty !!!!...

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Two Women Were Watching A Film In The Cinema When One Turns To The Other In Surprise. You're Not Going To Believe This, Marry, But The Man Sitting Next To Me ...

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Love Is Like War ... Easy To Start ... Difficult To End ... Impossible To Forget...

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If Someone Ask Me What Is Meant By Life I Would Sit Next To My Friends Pul Them Close Togethr Put My Arms Around Them Say Proudly These Idiots Are My Life So P...

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You Are A Donkeyd 4 Decent O 4 Outclass N 4 Nice K 4 Kind E 4 Excelent Y 4 Young

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2 Lovers Plan To Suicide. Boy Jumped First, Girl Closed Her Eyes Return Back Saying Love Is Blind. Boy In Air Opened His Parachute Saying Love Never Dies....

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The Funniest Thing About This Text Is. That By The Time. U Realize. Nothing Is Written. It's To Late To Stop ---you D*****s---

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Spongebob: What Do You Usually Do When I'm Gone? Patrick: Nothing, Just Waiting For You To Come Back.

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. Girl Boy Were Having Sexx. . Girl: Darling, I Want You To Kiss My Lips! . Boy: Sure, Which 1 Would You Prefer First, Lower Lip Or Upper Lip? . Girl: Middle L...

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Men Think A Lot, So God Gave Them An Extra Head On The D**k! Women Talk A Lot So God Gave Them An Extra Pair Of Lips, Between Their Legs.

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Once Rajnikanth Was On Hot Seat Of Kbc And Computer Needed Lifeline To Choose The Question

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People Die Younger, Because God Loves Them So Much., You're Still On Earth, Bcoz There's Someone Who Loves You More Than God...and You Know Who It Is Thats Me

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If U Delete This Message That's Bcoz U Love Me. .. If U Save It That's Bcoz U Desire Me .. If U Ignore It That's Bcoz U Miss Me. So What U Gonna Do With It?...

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