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Flowers Need Sunshine, Violets Need Dew, All Angels In Heaven Know I Need U.

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Friends Are Like Puzzle Pieces.if One Goes Away,that Special Piece Can Never Be Replaced And That Puzzle Will Never Be Whole Again.

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Some Realties Of Life. “u Love Someone U Marry Someone Else. The One U Marry Becomes Your Wife Or Husband. And The One U Loved Becomes The Password Of Your Ma...

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Principal:- I Have The Power To Suspend You, I Have The Power To Fine You, Ihave The Power To Expel You, Do You Know Where Are You Stand. Boy Says:-in The Powe...

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. . A Girl Looks At A Mans Tatoo: . Nike On His Arms, . Reebok On His Legs, . She Screamed When She Saw Aids On His ====. . Relax He Said, If It Erects, It ...

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Every Man Needs A Beautiful Wife, Intelligent Wife, Caring Wife, Loving Wife, S**y Wife, Adjusting Cooperative Wife, But Its Sad That Law Allows Only One Wife....

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A Family Of Mice Were Surprised By A Big Cat. Father Mouse Jumped And Said, Bow-wow! The Cat Ran Away. What Was That, Father? Asked Baby Mouse. Well, Son, That'...

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Why Women More Than Men ? Think.... Because Gold Has 24 Carrot Whereas Man Has Only One Carrot ......

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An Amazing Question Why Do The Words 'i Love You' Needs An Answer, Thought All Of Us Know It Is Not A Question...

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Whats Live ? Live Is Love. Whats Love ? Love Is Kissing. Whats Kissing ? Come Here And I Show You

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Full Form Of Frienship:- F-fun R-rational I-impartial E-emotional N-never Ending D-dependable S-special H-heart I-lnteresting P-priceless

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What A Woman Wants Is What You Are Out Of. She Wants More Of A Thing When It Is Scarce.

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Salary Is Just Like Menses, . Which Comes Once In A Month Remains For Only 4 To 5 Days If In Any Month It Doesn't Come, It Means You Have Been Fuc##....

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I Never Think Of The Future - It Comes Soon Enough.

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When You Say No One Is Perfect, Rajinikant Takes This As A Personal Insult.

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Rajinikant Once Ate An Entire Bottle Of Sleeping Pills. They Made Him Blink.

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Sardar: Will U Marry , After I Die. Wife : No I Will Live With My Sister. Wife : Will U Marry , After I Die. Sardar: No I Will Also Live With Ur Sister....

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Golden Facts Of Life:-when Someone Loves U,u Dont Realise It...when U Realise It,its Too Late,u Always Love The One Who Leaves U & Leave The One Who Loves U...

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Electro Cardio Graph Of A Studnt: Norml Hrt _,-._/_,-._/,_,-._ Exam Tym: _/l_/l_/l_/l_/l_/l_/l_ Wen Results R Anounced, It Becomes ___________!...

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Interviewer To Millionaire: To Whom Do You Owe Your Success As A Millionaire? Millionaire: I Owe Everything To My Wife. Interviewer: Wow, She Must Be Some ...

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A Girl Looks At A Mans Tatoo: . Nike On His Arms, . Reebok On His Legs, . . She Screamed When She Saw Aids On His ====. . Relax He Said, If It Erects, It Read...

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These Are Some Of The Romantic Countries In The World. H.o.l.l.a.n.d. – Hope Our Love Lasts And Never Dies. I.t.a.l.y. – I Trust And Love You. L.i.b.y.a....

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Q. What's The Difference Between A New Husband And A New Dog? A. After A Year, The Dog Is Still Excited To See You.

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A Solid Reason For Having 2 Girlfriends At One Time: Monopoly Is Always Damaging Competition Improves Service!

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Smile Is The Electricity Life Is A Battery. Whenever U Smile The Battery Gets Charged A Beautiful Day Is Activated So Keep Smiling .......

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What Is The Height Of Flirting ? When Your Love Letter Starts With To Whomsoever It May Concern.

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Gini Rubs Rajnikant And He Grants Them. . . ., . . . . . . Three Wishes.

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Sharp Is Ur Memory, Sweet Is Ur Name, Deep In My Heart, U Will Always Remain, Earth Want Water, Flower Wants Dew, I Want Nothing But A Smile From U.

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Do What You Can, For Who You Can With What You Have And Where You Are...!!!

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Question. What Does Popeye ..... Do To Keep His Favorite Tool From Rusting? Answer. Sticks It In Olive Oyl....

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Girl: Nobody Can Stop Me, Ill Send U Sms Till, Boy: My Death? Girl: No Boy: Your Death? Girl: No Boy: World Exist? Girl: No Boy: Oxygen Available? Girl: No Gi...

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Agod Made Daylight N Called It The Sun God Made Entertainment N Called It Fun God Made Nightlight N Called It The Moon God Made U N Its Called Cartoon...

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A Smile Gives Red Colour 2 Ur Cheeks, White 2 Ur Teeth, Pink Colour 2 Ur Lips, Silver Colour 2 Ur Eyes,so Keep Smiling & Enjoy The Colours Of Life...

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Go To Window Look Outside Someone Is Waiting For Your Smile I Think U Found The Sun Yes I Have Sent The Sun To Say You Good Morning Life...

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The Nominees For Nice Lovers Are: You You You You! Yoouu! The Winner Is Me! Coz I Have You!!!

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Keep Messaging Me And Win Exciting Prizes. 1st Prize-lots Of Love, 2nd Prize-life Time Fri/ship, 3rd Prize-free Stay In My Heart, Offer Valid Till I M Alive ......

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Small Anger, Silly Fights, Serious Jokes, Sensitive Feelings, Millions Of Sorrys, Lots Of Luv, Mixture Of All These Is Wat We Call Friendship...

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Let Me Draw Ur Face! Dont Move! Nearly Finished Ok Done! Wanna Have A Look? .,!,. ( O)(o) ( ,)...

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I Have A Confession To Make Ever Since I Met U Its Been Hard For Me To 4get U Every Night I See U In My Dreams And Find Myself Shouting

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