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It's Been Days Since I've Seen U, Hrs Since I've Talked 2 U, Minutes Since I Last Heard 4rm U, But It Has Only Been A Matter Of Seconds Since I've Tought Of You...

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To Luv Some1 Is Madness, 2b Loved By Some1 Is A Gift, Loving Some1 Who Loves U Is A Duty, But Being Loved By Some1 Whom U Luv Is Life.

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Take The Date U R Born, X4, +13, X25, -200, +mth U R Born, X2, -40, X50, + Last 2 Digit Of Ur Yr U R Born, -10500. Notice Anything? Try It, Interesting

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Rajnikant Can Throw A Person Out Of The Window In A . . . . . . . Basement.

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Life May Bring Failures, Hardships, Tears & Lots Of Pain…. But There’s Always A Reason To Smile As Long As You Are There.

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Father: You Should Marry This Girl. She Is Kalavati, Gunwanti And Roopmati Son: I'll Have To Marry My Girlfriend Coz She's Garbhavati.

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New Style Of Proposing A Girl: I Have Spent Many Sleepless Nights In Your Love, And I Don't Want My Son To Do The Same For Your Daughter. So Lets Make Them Br...

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If In Examination Hall During D Exam U Feel Tht D Paper Is Tough, Dont Worry. Just Close Ur Eyes, Take A Deep Breath N Say 2 Urself Quot Dis Is A Very Interest...

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The Worlds Thinnest Book Entitled What Woman Want Has Only One Word Written In It, Everything!

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If U Read This, I M Smart.. If U Save This, U Agree I M Smart.. If U 4ward This, U R Spreading That I M Smart.. If U Delete This U R Jealous......

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Rajinikanth Doesnt Breathe. Air Hides In His Lungs For Protection.

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Whenever U Want To Know How Rich U R? Don’t Count Ur Money! Just Drop A Tear & Look Around At The Number Of Hands That Reach Out To Wipe Your Tears

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Teacher : Class,whatever I Ask I Want You All To Answer , At Once . Teacher : What Is Hundred + Hundred ? Students : At Once

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I Am Sweet During The Day I Am Naughty At Night, I Am An Angel From Above, Made For You To Love.

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Kaanto K Badlay Phool Kia Do Ge, Aansoon K Badlay Khushi Kia Do Ge,hum Chahtay Hain Aap Se Umar Bhar Ki Dosti Hamary Is Sms Ka Jawab Kia Do Gay…?

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Smile Is The Electricity Life Is A Battery. Whenever U Smile The Battery Gets Charged A Beautiful Day Is Activated So Keep Smiling .......

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A Girl Asks A Priest. What's Devil, H**l Heaven? Priest: Between My 2 Legs Is D Devil, Between Ur 2 Legs Is H**l, Lock D Devil Into H**l You'll See Heaven....

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When U Count Best Friends, Don't Count Me! When U Count Close Friends, Don't Count Me! But When U Really Need A Friend, Then Start From Me..!!....

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H=- Girl: Xcuse Me Brothr Thats My Seat Boy: Ok But Im Not Ur Brothr. My Father Nevr Toched Ur Mom Girl: True But My Father Did..!!

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Boy And Girl Of Class 2 Asked Teacher: Can Kids Of Our Age Have Kids? Teacher Replied No Never!! Boy Said To Girl : See I Told You Not To Worry!!!!.....

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. . A Man Was Looking At A Painting 4 A Long Time Of A Nakeedd Woman With Leaves Covering The Body, . . He Was Asked What He Was Doing He Answered - . . Wait...

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This Pig Is Pig A Pig Good Pig Way Pig To Pig Keep Pig An Pig Idiot Pig Busy Pig For Pig 20 Pig Seconds Pig! Now Read Without The Word Pig.

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Lovely Quotes Said By A Friend: Fight With Me, Hurt Me, Tease Me, Make Me Cry! But In The End Of My Life Give Me Ur Shoulder When I Die...

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Sharp Is Ur Memory, Sweet Is Ur Name, Deep In My Heart, U Will Always Remain, Earth Want Water, Flower Wants Dew, I Want Nothing But A Smile From U.

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U Want And U Get U Want And U Get That Is Luck, U Want And U Wait That Is Time, U Want But U Compromise That Is Life

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8 Qualities Of A Perfect Girlfriend 1)beautiful 2)intelligent 3)gentle 4)brave 5)optimists 6)obedient 7)bombshell 8)sporting In Conclusion, B.i.g.b.o.o.b.s....

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Question. What Does Popeye ..... Do To Keep His Favorite Tool From Rusting? Answer. Sticks It In Olive Oyl....

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A Ship Was Sinking. Captain: Does Any One Know How To Pray? A Priest Comes Forward And Says He Can Pray. Captain: Ok Priest, You Pray Everyone Else In Ship Will...

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Wat Does God Exclaim When He Is Shocked? . . . . . . . 'oh My Rajnikanth

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Difference B/w Panties Of 1970 2000 :- In The 70's You Had To Pull Down Panties To See The Buttocks,in 2000, You Have To Seperate The Buttocks To See The Panti...

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Today Is 'frankly Speaking Day' 1.lover Name 2.true Frnd 3.ambition 4.one Thing That I Should Change In Me 5.memorable Day 6.about Me M Waitin'. Reply S...

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Pop Pop Popsicle!! Ice Ice Icecicle!! Test Test..... Oh Wait :p

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Civil Engneer Asked His Town Plannr. Whats The Technical Defect In A Female Body? Ans:- Entertainment Area Is Constructed Very Near To Sewerage Area..:-d......

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Children In The Dark Make Mistake-swami Vivekanada Mistakes In The Dark Makes Children-swami Tintumon ..

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I Dont Care If You Dont Like Me.... I Was Not Put On This Earth To Please You!!!

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Haters Are Make Me Famous..............................

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The Captain Of A Team Says To The Umpire, My Players Want To Know If There Is A Penalty For Thinking. The Umpire Says, No. The Captain Says, Well We Think You...

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Vijay Participated In 100 Meter Race And Obviously He Came First.... But Einstein Died After Watching That.....coz... Light Came Second..!...

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Worrying Doesn’t Reduce Yesterdays Sorrows, But It Empties Todays Strength”. So Dont Worry, Be Happy & Make Others Happy.

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If U Read,u Owe Me A Hug, If U Delete,u Owe Me A Kiss, If U Save,u Owe Me A Date, If U Return Txt Msg 2 Me, U Owe Me All, Bt If U Ignore, U R Mine! So Wa...

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