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My Nights Are Going Sleepless, My Days Are Going Useless. So I Asked God, Is This Love?. God Replied, No Dear, Result Is Near.

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When Apple Is Green It Is Ready 2 Pluck Wen Girl Is 18 She's Ready 2 . . . . . Vote (lol Think Positive) :d...

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True Meaning Of Friendship: Where There Are No Compromise In Telling The Secret There Is No Secret For Which You Need To Compromise

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Life Quation: Human= Eat+sleep+work+njoy. Pigs= Eat+sleep. So, Human= Pigs+wrk+njoy. Human-njoy= Pigs+wrk. Therefore Humans Who Dont Njoy=pigs At Work!

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Funny But True .. Combined Study Is Meeting With Friend. Where All Aspects Of World Will Be Discussed.. Except Studies...

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If One Night A Big Fat Man Jumps In At Your Window Grabs You And Puts You In A Sack Don't Worry I Told Santa I Wanted You For Christmas...

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Height Of Insult:- Guy In A Romantic Mood To His Girlfriend: I Wanna B A Part Of Ur Body. Grlfriend: No Thanx, I Already Have An S Hole

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Life Is 5 Star Mother Is Top Star Father Is King Star Teacher Is Ultimate Star Lover Is Action Star But A Friend Is The “real Star”

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Family Faces Are Magical Mirrorslooking At The People Who Belong To Us,we See The Past, The Present And The Future

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Straight Insult: Husband:what Rubbish Food You've Made .just Like Cow Dung,:-o Wife: Oh God! This Man Had Tasted Everthing.'!!

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I Say And You Listen Its A Good Friendship You Say And I Listen Its A Better Friendship But I Don't Say And You Understand, Its Best Friendship....

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Last Night I Asked My Angel 2 Watch Over U...but It Came Soon.i Asked: Why? It Smiled And Said: An Angel Doesn T Watch Over Another Angel...

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True Friends Are Like Morning.... U Can't Have Them The Whole Day But U Can Be Surehtey Will Be There When U Wake Up Today,tommorow And Forever.. :)...

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Usa Power Vs Indian Power Usa- 10000 Nuclear Weapons, 600000 Army, 10000 Tanks, 12000 Air Force, 3000 Ships India- *rajnikanth*...

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Rajnikant's School Time Homework Is Now Known As . . . . . . . . Wikipedia

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What Is The Similarity Between A Womans B****t And A Park ? . Actually Both Were Designed For Children But Adults Enjoy Them More! :p....

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Taking Sips Of Coffee Lying In Cozy Bed With Blanket Around Reading Novel Or Watching Movie Long Gossips With Friends ! Rain With Soft Music Long Walk On Sea Sh...

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Good Things About Married Girls They Give Like H**l. They Do Not Yell. They Do Not Tell. They Do Not Swell And There Is No Wedding Bell...... !...

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Just Before Hanging,judge Asked The Prisoner Any Last Wish? Prisoner: Yes, I Want To Update My Facebook Status As Died

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Once Rajnikanth Was On Hot Seat Of Kbc And Computer Needed Lifeline To Choose The Question

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I Think U R Very Careless!!!u Come Leave Things Behind!!!! See Now What U Have Left??u Just Came In My Mind Left A Smile On My Face....

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. . Man Marries A Deaf Gal. . He Mimes,lets Make A Code! . If I Want Se*x I'll Squeeze Ur B****t, . In Responce U Can Pull My Peni*s Once For Yes And 50 Times ...

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To C Light, Look At Sun.. To C Love, Look At Moon.. To C Beauty, Look At Nature.. To C Hope, Look At Future.. But, To C All Of This Look At The Mirror..!! : )...

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What Is The Most Popular Word That Begins With F And Ends With K ? . . . . . . . . . Its Facebook..the Word You Thought Is The Second Most Popular.. :-p...

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. . A Man Was Looking At A Painting 4 A Long Time Of A Nakeedd Woman With Leaves Covering The Body, . . He Was Asked What He Was Doing He Answered - . . Wait...

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The Law Says If U Cant Convince Them Then Atleast Confuse Them Do U Know Which Law It Is? Dis Is Law Of Answering In Examination

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If I Could Pull Down A Rainbow I Would Write Your Name With It And Put It Back In The Sky To Let Everybody Know How Colourfull My Life With A Friend Like U...

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Dolphin Said 2 Water: U Cant C My Tears Cos M In Water. Water Reply: I Can Feel Ur Tears Cos Ur In My Heart. Tats Feeling Of Frenship....

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May Your Salty Days Be Peppered With Spicy Love. May U Bask In Lemon Sunshine, Play On Strawberry Fields, Under A Vanilla Sky.. In Short Have A Yummy Day!...

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Rajnikant Got His Driving License At The Age Of....... . . . . . . . . 18 Seconds

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I Think Facebook Needs A Nobody Cares Button Right Below The Status Update.

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You Are A Ghonchu.. G-reat H-ot O-ne In Million N-aughty C-ute H-umble U-nique Zyada Khush Mat Ho, Hai To Tu Ghonchu Hi...

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Gini Rubs Rajnikant And He Grants Them. . . ., . . . . . . Three Wishes.

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Whats Live ? Live Is Love. Whats Love ? Love Is Kissing. Whats Kissing ? Come Here And I Show You

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God Has Deposited Love,joy,prosperity ,peace,laughter Plus All Kinds Of Blessings In Your Atm Account. Use Without Limit. The Pin Code Is P.r.a.y.e.r....

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Dedicate Time 2 Enjoy, Its D Secret Of Youth. Dedicate Time 4 Ur Friends, Its D Path 2 Happiness. Dedicate Time 2 Love N B Loved., Its 2 Source Of Joy N Satisfa...

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A Boy Is Going Late To Class. He Entered The Class Without Permission, And Said To Teacher: Hey Sweety! Carry On. Dont Stop For Me....

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If I Had Letters Hrt I Can Add Ea And Get Heart, If I Add U Then Id Hurt But I Rather Choose U And Get Hurt Than Have A Heart Without U.

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. . Truly Nog Veg Msg Is. . Chickens . Egg . Mottun Buffalo Meat Fish , Thats All Non-veg :-p...

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Best Attitude Quote I May Never B Good Enough For Every1 But I'm D Best For Them Who Deserve Me

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