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A Little Kid Asks His Dad, Daddy, How Much Does It Cost To Get Married? No Idea, Replied The Father, Im Still Paying For It......

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I Wish I Was A Teddy Bear, That Lay Upon Your Bed, So Everytime You Cuddled It, You Cuddled Me Instead..for You

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Today I Came Across A Book That Said All The Things Men Know About Woman, It Was Blank Inside.

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God Created The World In Six Days, But Took Him Centuries To Come Up With Someone... As Hot... As S**y... As Fukable... As You!

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Kissing Is Like Real Estate. The Most Important Thing Is Location, Location, N Location! ?

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A Manager Of The Branch Bank Found He Had No Space Left To Store Old Records. He Wrote To His Regional Manager To For Permision To Destroy Old Record Regional M...

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A Word To Say, A Word To Hear Even In Ur Absence I Feel U Near Our Relation Is Strong..hope It Goes Long We Will Remain The Same Till The Life Goes On!

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Give Me A Kiss, And To That Kiss A Score Then To That Twenty, Add A Hundred More: A Thousand To That Hundred: So Kiss On, To Make That Thousand Up A Million. Tr...

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Every Students Get Opportunity To Sleep In Class Hours .... Some Students Miss That Opportunity And Tohse Idiots Are Known As Toppers........

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. Mom: Why R U Pregnant? . Daughter: This Is Our Project In College About Miracle Of Life. . Mom: Tell Me Who Is He? . . Daughter:i Dont Know, It Was A Group ...

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Government Imposing New Taxes. Dating Rs.10, Hug Rs.20, Kiss Rs.30, Love Rs.50. But You Don't Worry, Flirting Is Still Free......

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From Mon To Sun, From Jan To Dec, From Birth Till My Death, My Feelings 4 U Have Never Changed. For Me, Youve Always Been A Headache !...

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I'll Love You, Dear,i'll Love You Till China And Africa Meet And The River Jumps Over The Mountain And The Salmon Sing In The Street.

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Life Laughs At You When You Are Unhappy, Life Smiles At U When U Are Happy, But Life Salutes U When U Make Others Happy.. So Please Make Others Happy!...

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Fold Two Hands Together And Express A Dash Of Sorrow Marinate It Overnight And Work On It Tomorrow .

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Leave Something For Someone… Never Loeave Someone For Something…because In Life, Something Will Leave U, But Someone Will Always Be With U....

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Ishq Mohobbat To Sabhi Karte Hain,gum-e-judai Se Woh Sabhi Darte Hain.hum To Na Ishq Karte Hain,na Mohobbat Karte Hain Bas Apno Ki Ek Smile Ke Liye Sms Karte Ha...

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Sometimes I Think.. . . . . . . . . . . . . Sometimes I Don’t.. ;) Aise Hi Chalta Hai Mera To ! :p

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Girl Friend : I Will Share All Your Worries After Marriage. Boy Friend : But I Have No Worries. Girl Friend : I Am Talking About After Marriage....

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_friendship Is Not An Exam That U Pass Or Fail, It Is Not A Competition That U Win Or Loose, It Is A Feeling In Which U Take Care Of Some 1 More Than Urself.......

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.. . A Solid Reason For Having Two Girlfriends At One Time : . . . Monopoly Is Always Damaging Competition Improves Service!...

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I Know Nothing Lasts 4ever, & May Be We Went 2 Alawys Stay 2gather, But Every Smile & Tear We Share, Convinces Me That Memories Of U & Me Will Last 4 The Re...

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Once Rajnikant Gone For Morning Walk.. And In Afternoon Police Arrest Him.... . Why? . . Because, He Reached Usa Without Visa...

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If God Would Have Created Something More Beautiful Than You He Would Have Kept It To Himself.

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A Train Is Bout 2 Crash! A Virgin Strips Off Says Can Any1 Make Me Feel Like A Woman B4 I Die? So A Man Takes Off His Clothes Says Iron These!

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If I Could Pull Down A Rainbow I Would Write Your Name With It And Put It Back In The Sky To Let Everybody Know How Colourfull My Life With A Friend Like U...

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Distances Never Separate Any Relation, Time Never Builds Any Relation.if Feelings R True From Heart, Then Friends R Always Friends Forever!...

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Sms Karne Ke 4 Fayde 1 Riste Kamjor Nahi Hote 2 Sab Contact Me Rahte Hai 3 Apno Se Dil Ki Baat Kah Sakte Hai Or 4 Kanjus Kon Hai Pata Chalta Hai

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Dream Makes Everything Possible, Hope Makes Everything Work, Luv Makes Everything Beautiful, Smile Makes All The Above... So Always Brush Ur Teeth

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Feeling Of Love + Moment Of Caring + Small Sharing + 2b 2gthr In Pain, Creates A Miracle Called Friendship...

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In 3 Ways U Can Break D Mirror 1.throw Stone At D Mirror 2. Throw De Mirror On D Floor. 3. Stand In Front Of D Mirror And Smile By Showing Ur Teeth.......

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It Must Have Been A Rainy Day When You Were Born, But It Wasn't Really Rain, The Sky Was Crying Because It Lost His Most Beautifull Angel...!

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I Miss Stars Stars Think I M Serious But I M Joking! I Miss Moon M00n Thinks I M Serious But Im Joking! I Miss U U Think I M Joking But I M Serious!...

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Remember These Words . Love The Lady But Dont Touch The Body You Will Screw The Lady If You Touch The Body You Will Become A Dady ....

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Ur 1 Of Those I Luff 2 Tex Coz Its Fun 2 C Ur Eyes Go Up Down Up Down Up Now Smile!...

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The Five Sizes Of P*nis: 1. Small, 2. Medium, 3. Large, 4. Oh My God!, And 5. Is That Available In White?

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There Is A Clown In My Heart. Small And Very Special, He Can Dance And Jump, Laugh And Sing ... Are You Sad And Crying, You Can Borrow Him.

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The Flower Say Dont Touch Me, The Baby Say Dont Kiss Me, The Fruit Say Dont Eat Me, But I Say Pls Don't Forget Me.....always.

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Friendship Is A Precious Gift That Cant Be Bought Or Sold. Its Value Is Greater Than Mountains Made Of Gold. If You Shall Ask God For A Gift Be Thankful If He S...

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The Great Wall Of China Was Originally Created To Keep Rajnikant Out. It Failed Miserably

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