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Those Beautiful Eyes, That Incredible Body, Such A Brain, Nice Smile .... But That Is Enough About Me, Tell Me How You Are?

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You Are A Ghonchu.. G-reat H-ot O-ne In Million N-aughty C-ute H-umble U-nique Zyada Khush Mat Ho, Hai To Tu Ghonchu Hi...

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Marriage: It's An Agreement In Which A Man Loses His Bachelor Degree And A Woman Gains Her Master ...

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I Thought U Were Busy ,so Didnt Want To Disturb U Dis Thouht Is The Main Reason Behind The Broken Heart Keep Disturbing The Loved Ones

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Santa And Banta Were Fixing A Bomb In A Car. Banta: What Would You Do If The Bomb Explodes While Fixing. Santa: Dont Worry, I Have One More..

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Zindagi Mein Hamesha Smart Log Milenge, Kahi Zyada To Kahi Kum Milenge, Choice Zara Soch K Karna, Zaroori Nahi Har Jagah Tumhe Hum Jaise Milenge

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Friends 4ever Never Apart, Maybe In Distance But Never In Hrt

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Everything Is Incomplete Without Me ..mory Co..dy Ti.. Ga.. So..thing ..aning Even This ..ssage! So Dont Forget Me.

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Q. Wh8's The Difference Between Mechanical Engineers Civil Engineers ... ? A. Mechanical Engineers Build Weapons, Civil Engineers Build Targets ... -...

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Mom: My Dear Son, Why Your Wife Sitting So Silent..? Son: Nothing Mom, She Asked Lipstick, But I Gave Fevistick That's All. No Chip Chip No Chik Chik....! :d...

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Intel's New Tag Line For Its Processors ... . . . . . . . . Rajnikanth Inside

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. . When I Was A Dog, . And You Were A Flower, . I Walked Over You And Gave You A Shower!!

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Always Try To Prove You R Right..... But Never Attempt To Prove That Other R Wrong.....

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Dedicate Time 2 Enjoy, Its D Secret Of Youth. Dedicate Time 4 Ur Friends, Its D Path 2 Happiness. Dedicate Time 2 Love N B Loved., Its 2 Source Of Joy N Satisfa...

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There Are Two Things In The World Which Make Me Wake Up: The Alarm-clock And... Your Name!

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1+1= 2 My 2 Eyes Looking At U 3+2 = 5 Sense Missing U 4+3 =7 Days Thinking Of U 5+7= 12 Months Dreaming Abt U But 99 +1 =100 Year's I Need A Sweet Friend Like U...

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One Hand On Pen Other On Phone One Ear On Lecture Other On Gossip One On Board Other On Crush Who Told College Life Is Easy..???...

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Today Is Chocolate Day =d Dairy Milk For Love Bueno For Friends Kit Kat For Best Friends Polo For The One Who's Most Fun What Would You Choose For Me?...

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Am I Cute ? Test Call If Im Cute Miss Call If Im Gorgeous Text Back If Im Preety Text A Joke If Im Charming Just Ignore If Ur Jealous ........

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. . Sardar Wid Grandson. . . Late Night Shouts, . I Need A Girl, . I Have An Erection! . Gson Says,1st Its Too Late . ,2nd U R 75yrs Old, . 3rd D Cocckk U Ho...

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Ladies Hostel Caught Fire... It Took 1 Hour To Bring The Fire Under Control...and 3 Hours To Bring The Firemen Under Control

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There R Many Roses, Some R Very Beatiful Some R Very Adorable, Some R Very Attractive But They R Nothing Compare To One Rose.......... ........... That One Rose...

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Wife: I Wish I Was A Newspaper So I Would Be In Ur Hands All Day. Husband: I Too Wish That U Were A Newspapers So I Could Have A New One Everyday.....

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Q. What's The Difference Between A New Husband And A New Dog? A. After A Year, The Dog Is Still Excited To See You.

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Night Prayer ............. Dear God, Thank You For Making Me Healthy. Can You Also Make Me S**y? If You Can't Make Me S**y, Please Make All My Friends Fat. A...

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To Hear Wat Is Unspoken To See Wat Is Unseen To Feel Widout Evn Touchin Is D Miracle Calld Schizophrenia! N Ppl Think Its Love... !!! :p...

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The Funniest Thing About This Text Is. That By The Time. U Realize. Nothing Is Written. It's To Late To Stop ---you D*****s---

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Once Rajnikant Met A Goat On Road. The Goat Was Making Sound May, May, May. Rajni Hit The Goat In Anger. Now That Goat Is Known As . Justin Beiber

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Rajnikant Wears A Hat Because If The Crystaline Structure Of His Beard Ever Hit Light, It Would Magnify It, Creating A Fire. Just Ask The Dinosaurs

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Women Women Women If U Praise Them, They Think U R Lying. If U Don't, U R Gud 4 Nothing. If They Talk, Theywant U To Listen. If U Listen, They Want U To Talk....

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H A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A Aa Aaa Aaaa Haaachchiiii.!!!! . Sorry! The Weather Is Sooooo Cool . . .!!! :d...

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Rajnikant Doesn't Shave... . . . . . . . He Just Looks In The Mirror And Dares Hairs To Grow

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New Style Of Proposing A Girl: I Have Spent Many Sleepless Nights In Your Love, And I Don't Want My Son To Do The Same For Your Daughter. So Lets Make Them Brot...

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How Do U Tell To Ur Girlfriend If U Want 2 Go 2 Toilet During Dinner? Darling,i've 2 Shake Hands With A Close Friend Of Mine Whom I'm Going 2 Introduce 2 U Late...

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“space” Seems Like An Empty Word, But Its Full Of … Special People Around Caring Endlessly Thank U For Being A Part Of My Space

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Meaning Of Some Colors, Yellow For Special Friend, White For Peace, Orange 4 Luck, Black For Hate, Red For Love And Pink For Likeness, So I Choose For U Orange ...

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I Smile At Whom I Like; I Cry 4 Whom I Care; I Share With Whom I Love; I Laugh With Whom I Enjoy; I Send Sms Only 2 Those Whom I Never Want 2 Lose

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Marriage: It's An Agreement In Which A Man Loses His Bachelor Degree And A Woman Gains Her Master ........!!!!

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Last Nite I Had A Dream Abt U... I Saw Tht V Both Were Gettig Married On The Same Day... Ur Wife Was Beautiful But Mine Is Not... I Asked God: Why It Is So ??? ...

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