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Love Your Boy As If He's Only Eight, Let Him Play With His Toys And Go Out With His Playmates, Don't Worry For At The End Of The Day He'll Still Look For His Mo...

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If A Is 1 B Is 2 Z Is 26 Then H+a+r+d+w+o+raa+k=98 K+n+o+w+l+e+d+g+e=96 L+u+c+k=47 But Only A+t+t+i+t+u+d+e=100...

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An Amazing Question Why Do The Words 'i Love You' Needs An Answer, Thought All Of Us Know It Is Not A Question...

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If Rajinikanths Pc Hangs, Its Time For The Next Windows Release By Microsoft

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The Person Who Cooked Up This Sentence Must Be A Vocabulary Genius. I Do Not Know Where Family Doctors Acquired Illegibly Perplexing Handwriting Nevertheless, E...

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Never Take A Person For Granted Hold Every Person Close To Your Heart Cause You Might Wake Up One Day And Realise That You've Lost A Diamond While You Were ...

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$ex Is A Sensation Caused By Temptation When A Man Puts His Location In A Womans Destination. Do U Get My Explanation, Or Do U Need A Demonstration ?...

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Send Dis To All Ur Freinds And See Wid What Nos..they Rate U... 01 = I Like U 02 = I Love U 03 = U're Funny 04 = U're Cool 05 = I Don't Really Care For Ur ...

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A Lady Broke A Signal N Presented In Front Of The Judge. Lady:i Am A School Teacher,i Am Getting Late 4 Class. Judge:aahaa So You Are A Teacher,i Wait For This ...

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I Know Milk Does A Body Good, But D**n How Much Have You Been Drinking?

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If In Examination Hall During D Exam U Feel Tht D Paper Is Tough, Dont Worry. Just Close Ur Eyes, Take A Deep Breath N Say 2 Urself Quot Dis Is A Very Interest...

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The Law Says If U Cant Convince Them Then Atleast Confuse Them Do U Know Which Law It Is? Dis Is Law Of Answering In Examination

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Heart Touching Lines By Chain Smoker: I Trust Cigarates More Than Girls. Because, I'm Ready To Damage My Lungs But Not My Heart..

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Snooker Is The Coolest Sport For Men.. It Teaches How To Play With Balls And Concentrate On Many Holes By Using Just A Single Stick..!

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After A Quarrel, Wife Said To Her Husband: You Know, I Was A Fool When I Married You. He Replied, Yes, Dear, But I Was In Love And Didn't Notice. :p...

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The Recipe Of Friendship: 1 Cup Of Sharing. 2 Cups Of Caring. 3 Cups Of Forgiveness Hugs. Mix All Of These Together To Make Friends 4ever.....

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My Nights Are Going Sleepless, My Days Are Going Useless. So I Asked God, Is This Love?. God Replied, No Dear, Result Is Near.

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So Sweet Is Ur Smile….. So Sweet Is Ur Style….. So Sweet Is Ur Voice….. So Sweet Is Ur Eye……. See How Sweetly I Lie!!

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A New Addition 2 Da Periodic Table Of Chemical Elements... Element Name : Girls Symbol : Gl Atomic Wt : Dont Even Dare 2 Ask! Physical Props : Boils At Anythin...

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Girls Policy 2010 Fraud With Innocent Boys! Fun With Handsome Boys! Friendship With Smart Boys!! Love With Faithful Boys!!! Marriage With Rich Boys!!...

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Wonderful Couples In This World.. Heart & Beats.. Night & Moon.. Music & Songs.. Roses & Loves.. Fish & Water..my Sms & Your Smile.. :-)

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Hi…today She Was Asking Me Your Details. I Gave Her Your Cell Number. She Will Be Visiting U Soon.her Name Is . . . * Smile *i Think She Came Just Now!

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Agar Ghee Seedhi Ungli Se Na Nikle Toh. . . . . . Toh . . . . . . . . . Ghee Ko Garam Kar Lo.. Har Cheez Me Ungli Karna Achi Baat Nahi Hai…xp :d ...

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The World Thineest Book Has Only One Word Written In Iteverything And The Bok Is Tittled By What Woman Want

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Wen I Say I Luv U,plz Believe It’s True. Wen I Say 4evr,know I'll Nevr Leave U. Wen I Say Goodbye,promise Me U Won’t Cry. Cause D Day I’ll B Saying Is ...

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Full Form Of Frienship:- F-fun R-rational I-impartial E-emotional N-never Ending D-dependable S-special H-heart I-lnteresting P-priceless

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Electro Cardio Graph Of A Studnt: Norml Hrt _,-._/_,-._/,_,-._ Exam Tym: _/l_/l_/l_/l_/l_/l_/l_ Wen Results R Anounced, It Becomes ___________!...

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Height Of Coolnes.! Two Friends, Finishing The Paper, Coming Out Of D Exam Hall, Having A Cool Drink And Talking. 1st- Dude.which Paper Was It. 2nd- May Be Ma...

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The Teacher To A Student: Conjugate The Verb To Walk In Simple Present. The Student: I Walk... You Walk .... The Teacher Interrupts Him: Quicker Please. The Stu...

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Nurse Lost Her Cat. . Nurse In The Hospital- Any 1 Got A Pusssyy, . All Women Stood Up,i Mean Any One Seen A Pusssyy, . All Men Stood Up. . I Meant Any One See...

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Today I Came Across A Book That Said All The Things Men Know About Woman, It Was Blank Inside.

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H=- Sometimes There Are No Words To Describe How We Feel About Some People In This World.. But Thank God We Have A Middle Finger..!!...

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A Man Used A Artificial Pe*is 4 Years. Wife Caught Him: How Could U Cheat Me? Man Angrily:ok I Will Explain Abt The Toy, Bt Cn U Explain Abt The Kids!!!!...

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. . Sardar Wid Grandson. . . Late Night Shouts, . I Need A Girl, . I Have An Erection! . Gson Says,1st Its Too Late . ,2nd U R 75yrs Old, . 3rd D Cocckk U Ho...

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Let Me Draw Ur Face! Dont Move! Nearly Finished Ok Done! Wanna Have A Look? .,!,. ( O)(o) ( ,)...

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= Krazzy Thought = Save Water Take Bath With Neighbours Daughter

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I'm Afraid To Close My Eyes Coz I Might Think Of You. I'm Afraid To Open Them Coz I Might See You. I'm Afraid To Move My Lips Coz I Might Speak Of You. I'm Afra...

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. . Wife:what Is 10 Years With Me? . Husband:a Second. . Wife:what Is $1000 For Me? . Husband:a Coin. Wife: Ok Give Me A Coin. . Husband:wait A Second...

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A Man Sees A Fat Man Sitting In A Train Cabin. Taunting, He Asks: Is This Cabin For Elephants Only! Fat Man Humbly Replies: No!even Monkeys Like You Can Sit!...

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Three Fastest Means Of Communication First : Tele-phone Second : Tele-vision Third : Tell-a-women Need Still Faster? Easy! Just Tell Her Not To Tell Anyone...

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