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When Rajinikant Croses The Road, The Cars Have To Look . . . . . . . Left And Right Before Moving.

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H A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A Aa Aaa Aaaa Haaachchiiii.!!!! . Sorry! The Weather Is Sooooo Cool . . .!!! :d...

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Boy Asked To A Girl: Can I Kiss You? Girl Answered: Yes! Of Course, But Where? On Vertical Or Horizontal Lips? Boy: What? Girl: I Mean On Upper Or Lower Lips...

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Last Night Some Monkeys Came Running To My Room.they Wanted To Trouble Good People... I Suggested Ur Name. They Said Oh !!! No We Cant Disturb Our Boss......

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One Day By Asked God, ' Is It Wrong 2 Sleep With A Girl Before Marriage??' God- 'no Its Not But The Problem Is Dat You Guys Dont Sleep...!!'

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English Teacher: Make A Sentence Using Neither-nor? Boy: When Girls Wear Tight Fitting Dresses, Neither Are They Comfortable Nor We.

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Height Of Addictn- Jst B4 A Prisoner Ws Redy 2 B Hangd To Death D Oficer Askd Him Abt His Last Wish. He Said- I Wnt 2 Updte My Orkut Status As 'died......

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Most Twisted Slogan In Smone's Grlfrnd Front Side- Im Still Virgin Back Side- This S My Old T-shirt.

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Why Did God Create U Before Me....? Ans: Bcause He Wanted To Create A Sample, Be4 Creating A *master-piece* He! He! He! Hu!! Hu!! Hey!! Hey!!

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True Friends Are Like Morning.... U Can't Have Them The Whole Day But U Can Be Surehtey Will Be There When U Wake Up Today,tommorow And Forever.. :)...

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Actual Meanings -tc Bye : Shut Up N Get Lost! -hmmm : So Y Are U Telling Me All This - Hey,wassup? : Im Bored! Talk 2 Me Pls? -cool : I've Heard Enough Of You, ...

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H=- Newton's 3 Laws. 1) A Hole Always Attract A Pole 2) Length Of Pole Is Equal To Depth Of Hole 3) Up Down Motion Release A Lotion Which Increase Population...

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Miss Me Or Hate Me Both R In My Favor, If U Miss Me I’ll Always B In Ur Heart, If U Hate Me I’ll Always B In Ur Mind

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Wife: I Wish I Was A Newspaper So I Would Be In Ur Hands All Day. Husband: I Too Wish That U Were A Newspapers So I Could Have A New One Everyday.....

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Buy A Scooty..... Pick Up A Beauty, Drink A Frooty.... Take Her To Ooty, Remove Her Nighty... Do Ur Duty., After 9 Months ... Get A Cuty ..!...

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Q - Whats The Difference Between Magnets And Women .. Ans - Magnets Have A Positive Side

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Without U ,life Is Black And White Without U ,the World Is No Hopes No Light Without U ,i Cant Go Left Or Right Without U ,i Lose My Sight Thank U My Glasses I...

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A Philosopher Said: Choose Your 'friend' Very Carefully, Because They Will Become Your Introduction.

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A Family Of Mice Were Surprised By A Big Cat. Father Mouse Jumped And Said, Bow-wow! The Cat Ran Away. What Was That, Father? Asked Baby Mouse. Well, Son, That'...

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Let These Words Not Only Touch Your Eyes, Let Them Travel Through Your Soul, And Let Them Rest In Your Heart As You Rest In Mine... I Love You.

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The Missing Piece Of Apple Inc. Logo Was Officially Eaten By. . .. . . . . . . . Rajnikant...

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Kissing Is Like Real Estate. The Most Important Thing Is Location, Location, N Location! ?

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If I Had Letters Hrt I Can Add Ea And Get Heart, If I Add U Then Id Hurt But I Rather Choose U And Get Hurt Than Have A Heart Without U.

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One Day Raja And Rani Decided To Send Messages To Each Other By Using Pigeon Instead Of Mobile. The Very Next Day Pigeon Reached Raja Without Any Message. He An...

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. . A Girl Who Opens Her Hands Receives Gifts, . . Who Opens Her Heart Receives Love, . . Who Opens Her Legs Receives Happiness...

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Never Dance Nak3d Because The Body Has Parts That . . .. Do Not Stop Moving When The Music Stops.

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Dont Send Any Messages, I Dont Want To See You, Hear Your Voice, Think Of You, Coz My Doctor Advised Me 2 Keep Away From Sweets

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Short Story.. Two Friends! Mr.see And Mr.saw. One Day Mr.see Saw Sea$mr.saw Didnt See Sea.sea Saw Sea$jumped In Sea.saw Didnt See Sea But Jumped In Sea.see Sa...

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In A Class Room... Teacher- Is There Anything That U R Sure Of? Student- I Am Sure I Dont Know The Answer.....................

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If U Read,u Owe Me A Hug, If U Delete,u Owe Me A Kiss, If U Save,u Owe Me A Date, If U Return Txt Msg 2 Me, U Owe Me All, Bt If U Ignore, U R Mine! So Wa...

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My Dear Do U Know Wat It Is M-myself Is Y-yielded D-deeply And E-emotionally To A-a R-rare Person And Dat Is U So My Dear , Come On...

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. . A Newly Married Girl Got First Class In Her B.ed Exams. . . Her Husband Sent Telegram To Her Parents - Ruby First Class In Bed!...

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Girlfriend: And Are You Sure You Love Me And No One Else? Boyfriend: Dead Sure! I Checked The Whole List Again Yesterday

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The Most Painful Moments In College Life..: 1.loving Frnd Avoiding U Without Reason. 2.hod Sitting Near U During College Tour. 3.dear Ones Suddenly Stopped M...

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Friendship Is Vast Like Universe. Deep Like Ocean. High Like Sky. Strong Like Iron. Kind Like Mother. & Cute Like Me.

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If Love Is Water, I'll Give U The Ocean. If Kisses Are Spaces, I'll Give U The Universe... If Heat Was Your Love & Care, How I Wish The Sun Was Beside Me....

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Wonderful Couples In This World.. Heart & Beats.. Night & Moon.. Music & Songs.. Roses & Loves.. Fish & Water..my Sms & Your Smile.. :-)

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If A Smile Could Be A Rain Drop I Would Wish That It Keeps Raining Throughout Ur Life So That There May Be No Place For Tears In Ur Life.

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I Wrote Ur Name On The Sand ................ It Got Washed Away, I Wrote Ur Name In Air.......................... It Got Blown Away, So I Wrote Ur Name In M...

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Only The Open Heart Receives Love Only The Open Mind Receives Wisdom Only The Open Hand Receives Gifts And... Only The Cute 1's Receive Messages From Me...

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