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Terror Joke - What Will Happen If U Throw An Amplifier Into The Sea? Tsunami Will Be Created Since An Amplifier Converts Small Waves Into Bigger Wave....

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Happiness Always Looks Small If U Hold It In Your Hands. But When You Learn To Share It, U Will Realize How Big & Precious It Is.

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. . Pappu: What's The Difference Between Confidence And Confidential? . . Santa: Yo Are My Son I'm Confident. Your Friend Is Also My Son, That's Confidential....

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Really Bored Uh I Love To Dance What About You The Same Well That Is So Cool Like The Coolest

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A Girl Who Opens Her Hands Receives Gifts. Who Opens Her Heart Receives Love. Who Opens Her Legs Receives Happiness ,,,,,,,

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Height Of Patience: A N***d Gal Lying Beneath A Banana Tree, Waiting For A Banana To Fall At The Right Place. . . Height Of Success: The Banana Falls At The Rig...

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Now We R Going To Test Ur Humanity.... Testing.... Still..... Testing... Sorry We Found That Ur Not A Human ...... Ur An Angel :p...

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Agar Kisi K Pass Sub Kuch Ho To Duniya Jalti Hay, Agar Kuch Na Ho To Duniya Hansti Hay,meray Paas Aap K Liyay Sirf “dua” Hai, Jis K Liyay Sari Duniya Tarast...

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A Man Married A Lady Traffic Police Inspector. Friend: How Was Your First Night? Man: She Charged Rs. 100 From Me For Over Speeding, Rs. 200 For Wrong ...

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. . Man Marries A Deaf Gal. . He Mimes,lets Make A Code! . If I Want Se*x I'll Squeeze Ur B****t, . In Responce U Can Pull My Peni*s Once For Yes And 50 Times ...

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H=- A Man Alone On An Island. Decides 2 Build A Wooden Boat.. Suddenly A Girl Cums Man Uses That Wood 2 Make A Bed.. Moral A Hole Can Change Your Goal.. Haha...

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Rajnikant Once Wrote His Autobiography. Today That Book Is Known As Guiness Book Of World Records

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Rajnikanth Woke Up In The Morning And Decided That He Had To Share Atleast 1 Or His Knowledge With The World. Thus.. . . . . . . . Google Was Born....

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Princess For A Day.... Queen........forever!!!!

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Rajnikanth Can Set Ants On Fire With A Magnifying Glass..... . . . . . . . . . At Night.

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Girl Friend : I Will Share All Your Worries After Marriage. Boy Friend : But I Have No Worries. Girl Friend : I Am Talking About After Marriage....

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People Say There Is No Difference Between Complete Finish... But There Is! When You Marry The Right 1, U R Complete..... And When U Marry The Wrong 1, U R Fini...

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Teacher : What Are 2,4,7,11 ? Boy : Channel No Of Hbo,mtv,pogo,espn !!!

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Salary Is Just Like Menses, . Which Comes Once In A Month Remains For Only 4 To 5 Days If In Any Month It Doesn't Come, It Means You Have Been Fuc##....

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Why Are There Earth Quakes Held? Because...rajinikant's . . . . . . . . Mobile Is Sometimes On Vibration Mode....

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Hi Here's A Cup Of Coffee Just For You. I Have Added 1 Huge Hug 2 Big Kisses 3 Servings Of Love Hope That Stirs Your Heart Today...

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Rajinikanth Once Kicked A Horse In The Chin. Its Descendants Are Today Called Giraffes.

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A Solid Reason For Having 2 Girlfriends At One Time: Monopoly Is Always Damaging Competition Improves Service!

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Rajnikanth Participated In 100 Meter Race And Obviously He Came First.. But Einstein Died After Watching That. Coz. Light Came Second.!

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Everybody Seems To Be Special At First Sight, But Only The Special Ones Maintain Their Level Of Dignity Till The Last Sight Of The Life.

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Inteligence Is Like An Underwear. It Is Imporatnt That U Have It, But Not Necessary That U Show It....

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A Woman Likes To Have Four Animals In House:a Jaguar In Front Of The Doorway,a Fox In Closet,a Bull In A Bed,and A Numbskulll To Pay For This All.

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A Girl Asks A Priest. What's Devil, H**l Heaven? Priest: Between My 2 Legs Is D Devil, Between Ur 2 Legs Is H**l, Lock D Devil Into H**l You'll See Heaven....

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Send Dis To All Ur Freinds And See Wid What Nos..they Rate U... 01 = I Like U 02 = I Love U 03 = U're Funny 04 = U're Cool 05 = I Don't Really Care For Ur ...

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. . . Young Girl Praying : Please God Marry Me With Intelligent Man. . . . God Replied : Thats Impossible, Because Intelligent Men Dont Get Married.....

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Sexual Thoughts Of The Day Its Not The Length, Its Not The Size, Its How Many Times U Can Make It Rise! Its Not How Well It Fits But How Often U Can Make It Sp...

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Santa Found His Internet Connection Very Slow N Download Speed Also Vry Low.he Installed Wallpaper Of Rajnikant.now He Is Enjoying 3g.

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Life Is All About A Card Game. Choosing The Right Cards Is Not In Our Hand. But Playing Well With The Cards In Hand, Determines Our Success...

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Wat Does God Exclaim When He Is Shocked? . . . . . . . 'oh My Rajnikanth

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Only The Open Heart Receives Love Only The Open Mind Receives Wisdom Only The Open Hand Receives Gifts And... Only The Cute 1's Receive Messages From Me...

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Rajnikanth Added Facebook As His Friend.

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Life Is Touch & Go. Some People Will Be There Only For Sometime, Some Will Go Away, But Ppl Who Find U Special, Will Always Find Ways To Stay.

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. . Which Part... Of A Man's Body . Has No Bone . Full Of Veins . Loves Pumping . And Responsible 4 Making Love! Answer: Heart!!! But I Luv The Way U Think......

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Boy: Don't Go Away!!! Girl: Why? Boy: Because You Are My Oxygen. I Can't Breathe Without You.

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Waters May Dry.. Flowers May Die.. But True Friends Will Never Say Goodbye...

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