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Anger Is Quelled By Compassion, Enmity Is Quelled By Friendship, Hatred Is Conquered By Love, And Sins By Good Conduct..

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Happiness Always Looks Small If U Hold It In Your Hands. But When You Learn To Share It, U Will Realize How Big & Precious It Is.

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Never Say You Are Happy When You Are Sad, Never Say You Are Fine When You Are Not Okay, Never Say You Feel Good When You Feel Bad, And Never Say You Are Alon...

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Rajnikant Once Applied For Engineering Final Exams. . . . . . . . . . He Finally Learns His Limit...

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Waters May Dry.. Flowers May Die.. But True Friends Will Never Say Goodbye...

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Save A Space For Me, In Your Heart, Not In Your Mind, The Mind Easily Forgets, But The Heart Always Remembers, Like Now I Am Remembering From My Heart....

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The Death Of Mj Is Revealed . The Day Before Mj Dird. .mj Saw Rajinikanth's Dance.and Got Shocked!!!!!!!!,bcoz Rajani Had Performedsun Walk...

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What Is 143? I Love U No I Hate U No I Miss U No I Wish U No 143means.. One Hundred N Forty Three...

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When U Mix Rice In Milk U Call It Kheer. When U Mix Vinegar In Milk U Call It Paneer.. When U Mix A Sweet Person Like Me In Ur Life U Call It Takdeer. Miss Y...

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If A Bomb Bursts In A Bra, What Would You Get? T*t-bits... And If It Bursts In A Man's Underwear? Banana Split...

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A Boy Got Cot In A Rape Case. His Lady Lawyer Grabed His Little Screw Driver, Shaked It And Said, My Lord Can This Thing Rape ? The Boy Said : Dont Shake, You'...

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Interviewer To Millionaire: To Whom Do You Owe Your Success As A Millionaire? Millionaire: I Owe Everything To My Wife. Interviewer: Wow, She Must Be Some ...

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Aadat Or Adaa Main Yeh Fark Hai-road Ke Nal Se Panni Peena; Garib Peeye To Aadat; Amir Peeye To Adaa; Ab Sms Ko Hhi Lelo Main Bheju To Adaat Aap Bhejo To Adaa

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I Have Lots Of Rajnikanth Message In My Phone. So, I Dont Need To Charge The Phone, . . . . It Automatically Get Charged...

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. _i__i_, (____=------/ ._i__i_, -------- ,----=____/7 (____=------/ ._i__i_, Did I Have Permission To Make An Emergency Landing In Your Bedroom Tonight! ...

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U R Genius, Ur Mind Is A Master Piece.it Is Divided Into Left And Right.in The Left Part Nothing Is Right And In Right Part Nothing Is Left

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If You Arent Suppose To Drink And Drive, ...............why Do Bars Have Parking Lots ....?/

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“gift” Of “salam” Wrapped With “affection” Tied With “care” & Sealed With “dua” 2 Keep U Safe & Happy Today & Always.

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I Was Siting Here With Nothing 2 Do And Thought I Would Say Hi 2 Someone Special Like U

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Only The Open Heart Receives Love Only The Open Mind Receives Wisdom Only The Open Hand Receives Gifts And... Only The Cute 1s Receive Messages From Me,,...

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Could U Fax Me Ur Photo Very Very Urgently ? Mind U - Its Really Very Very Urgent, D**n Serious And Very Imp Im Playing Cards And Weve Misplaced The Joker....

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. . When I Was A Dog, . And You Were A Flower, . I Walked Over You And Gave You A Shower!!

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Fill It:- 1. U Like My= 2. U Think That I M= 3. Flower 4me= 4. U Rename Me= 5. U Give Me Ur= 6. I Look Like= 7. Color Suits Me= Rply M Waitng.....

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Judge: So Tell Us, Miss Widor, Is That You Who Bit The Victim's Pe**s Off? Widor: Yes, It Was Me. Judge: Do You Have Any Requests Before We Announce The Sentenc...

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Life Spent With Someone For A Lifetime May Be Meaningless, But A Few Moments Spent With Someone Who Really Loves U, Means More Than A Life Itself!

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. . A Girl Looks At A Mans Tatoo: . Nike On His Arms, . Reebok On His Legs, . . She Screamed When She Saw Aids On His ====. . Relax He Said, If It Erects, It...

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I Luved Sum1, But Sum1 Broke My Heart Into Pieces ...n Now Every Piece Of My Heart Loves Sum1 And Ppl Call Me A F L I R T =p Xd Dedicated Ti Al...

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Rajnikants ' Tears Cure Cancer. Too Bad He Has Never Cried.

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I Love All D Stars In D Sky,but They Are Nothing Compared To The Ones In Your Eyes

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When Apple Is Green It Is Ready 2 Pluck Wen Girl Is 18 She's Ready 2 . . . . . Vote (lol Think Positive) :d...

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What A Woman Wants Is What You Are Out Of. She Wants More Of A Thing When It Is Scarce.

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Rajanikanth Can Kill Two Stones With One . . . . . . . .bird.!

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Never Define 2 Things In Life... 1 Is Love....u Never Know Who Loves U N How Deeply..... 2 Is Friend........ Coz U Never Know How Deeply 1 Cares About U....

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The Reason Women Don't Play Football Is Because Eleven Of Them Would Never Wear The Same Outfit In Public.

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Why Women More Than Men ? Think.... Because Gold Has 24 Carrot Whereas Man Has Only One Carrot ......

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Happiness Keeps U Sweet, Sorrows Keep U Human Failure Keeps U Humble, Success Keeps U Glowing & God Keeps U Going. Have A Blessed Life!

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Q: Why Did The Blonde Have Tire Tread Marks On Her Back? A: From Crawling Across The Street When The Sign Said Don't Walk.

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To Make It Straight, She Pulls It. 2 Make It Stand, She Rubs It. 2 Make It Stiff, She Licks It. 2 Let It In She Pushes It. !!!! True! Threading A Needle Is Not ...

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A Girl Was Wearing Tight Fitting Jeans In A Train A Boy Who Saw That Her Zip Was Fully Open . . . He Said: Madam, I See Your Lips Are Laughing Woman: Hey They ...

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People Say There Is No Difference Between Complete Finish... But There Is! When You Marry The Right 1, U R Complete..... And When U Marry The Wrong 1, U R Fini...

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