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I May Hurt U For Several Reasons...but I Always Like U For Endless Reasons...bcoz I Have One Good Reason...that Ur My Ever Loving Sweet Friend...!!

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3male Pencils 1female Pencil R In A Pencil Box.. If D Female Pencil Is Pregnant.. Whose Responsible 4her Pregnancy.? A:the Pencil Without Rubber...

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U Are A B. I. T. C. H. Beautiful Intelligent Talented Cute Horny R U Smiling Now? *you B***h*

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Everything Is Incomplete Without Me ..mory Co..dy Ti.. Ga.. So..thing ..aning Even This ..ssage! So Dont Forget Me.

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Let Me Draw Ur Face! Dont Move! Nearly Finished Ok Done! Wanna Have A Look? .,!,. ( O)(o) ( ,)...

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A Man And A Woman Started To Have S*x In The Middle Of A Dark Forest. After About 15 Minutes Of It, The Man Finally Gets Up And Says, D**n, I Wish I Had A Flash...

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Omeone Asked Me Abt Ur Age Well I Said The Way U Dress Up U Look 19 Ur Sweetness Look 15 Ur Smile 16 Ur Face 17 So All In All 67 Years )...

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I Thought U Were Busy ,so Didnt Want To Disturb U Dis Thouht Is The Main Reason Behind The Broken Heart Keep Disturbing The Loved Ones

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If A Is 1 B Is 2 Z Is 26 Then H+a+r+d+w+o+raa+k=98 K+n+o+w+l+e+d+g+e=96 L+u+c+k=47 But Only A+t+t+i+t+u+d+e=100...

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Sardar: Will U Marry , After I Die. Wife : No I Will Live With My Sister. Wife : Will U Marry , After I Die. Sardar: No I Will Also Live With Ur Sister....

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Rajnikant Didn't Quit Smoking.rajnikant Never Quits.

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What Is The Longest Word In The English Language? Smiles: There Is A Mile Between The First And Last Letters!

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Today I Saw Your Duplicate I Said Hello But He Did Not Answer I Felt Very Bad Then He Finished His Banana Jumped On Another Tree ....

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Boy Asked Girl: Y Do U Love A Rose, Which Dies In A Day. But Dont Love Me, Who Dies 4 U Everyday?? Girl Replied: . . . Oye Hoye What A Dialogue!! :d...

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Wat Does God Exclaim When He Is Shocked? . . . . . . . 'oh My Rajnikanth

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Those Innocent Eyes, Those Kissable Lips, A Great Smile The Perfect Walk, Smoothest Talk, Absolute Gorgeous, That's Enough Bout Me... How R U ?

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Boy 1: I Got A New Car A Laptop And A Mobile . Boy2: Cool Bro , What Does Your Father Do . Boy1: He Sells ...... Onions .

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Rajinikanth Once Kicked A Horse In The Chin. Its Descendants Are Today Called Giraffes.

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Rajnikant Strted Using Facebook...within 10 Sec He Got Trillions Of Notifications..... One Of Them Was..... Facebook Wants 2 B Your Frnd........

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If You Save This, It Means I'm Cute If You Edit It, So I'm Still Cute If You Forward It, You Are Spreading That I'm Cute If You Erase It, You Are Jealous Of Me ...

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As A Kid Rajnikant Maintained A Diary Of Day To Day Activities, Today That Diary Called As. . . . Guinness Book Of World Records...

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2 Devils Came In 2 My Dreams. They Said We Want 2 Disturb Sum Nice Personz. I Suggest Them Yr Name. They Said We Can't Disturb Our Bossss. Hahaha...

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Special Friend- S- Supports U! P- Prays For U! E- Encourages U! C- Cares For U! I- Inspires U! A- Advices U! L- Loves U! Hope We Remain Special Always!!!...

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. . Officer: Madam Swimming Is Prohibited In This Lake. . Lady: Then Why Dint You Tell Me When I Was Removing My Clothes? . Officer: Well, That's Not Prohibited...

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A P E R S O N W H O C A N E X P L A I N C O L O R T O A B L I N D M A N C A N E X P L A I N E V E R Y T H I N G I N L I F E...

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How Do You Kill A Science Student . . . . . . Just Put Water On All The Journals One Day Before D Submission... Tadap Tadap Ke Mar Jayega...

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Smile Is The 2nd Best Thing You Can Do With Your Lips. What Is First Thing? ..??.. (answer Is Kiss).

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My Heart Is Like An Open Book , It Depends On How U Read Me. Don't Judge Me By My Cover , Read Thoroughly N Discover Me. I M Ur True Friend 4ever .............

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Heart Touching Lines By Chain Smoker: I Trust Cigarates More Than Girls. Because, I'm Ready To Damage My Lungs But Not My Heart..

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It Hurts To Breath . . . . ......because Every Breath I Take, Make Me Feel I Can Not Live Without You...

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Usually Boys Believe In What They See And Girls Believe In What They Hear, That Is Why .... Boys Lie And Girls Wear Make Up

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In 3 Ways U Can Break D Mirror 1.throw Stone At D Mirror 2. Throw De Mirror On D Floor. 3. Stand In Front Of D Mirror And Smile By Showing Ur Teeth.......

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Little Johnny: Teacher, Can I Go To The Bathroom? Teacher: Little Johnny, May I Go To The Bathroom? Little Johnny: But I Asked First! =))...

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I Love The 'y' I Love The 'u' I Love The 'o' Put Them Together And I Love 'you'

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Golden Words From A True Friend : I Can Not Promise To Solve All Your Problems , But I Can Only Promise That I Will Never Let You Face Them Alone .

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(*(*(*a Very True Line About My Dear Friend)*)*)*) (((every One Is Not My Friend But (((my Friends Are Not Just Like Everyone)))...

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If A Kiss Was A Raindrop Id Send U Showers.if A Hug Was A Second Id Send U Hours.if A Smile Was Water Id Send U A Sea.if Love Was A Person Id Send U Me!

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Would Have Answered Your Letter Sooner, But You Did Not Write Me One.

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F Is For Friends That Do Stuff Together U Is For You And Me N Is For Anywhere And Anytime At All Down Here In The Deep Blue Sea

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Want To Hear Two Short Jokes And A Long Joke? Joke. Joke. Joooooooooooooooooooookkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkke.

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