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. . . Young Girl Praying : Please God Marry Me With Intelligent Man. . . . God Replied : Thats Impossible, Because Intelligent Men Dont Get Married.....

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Your Girl Friend Is Smart, Intelligent, Sweet, Talented, Excellent, Romantic. In Short, She Is Your Sister.

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U R Someone I Don't Want To Lose... - U R Someone I Won't Forget... - U R Someone Who Is Special To Me... - U - R - Wat's - Ur - Name - I - Forgot?...

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A Love Story: 1 Din Ek Pagal Lrki Phulon Se Khel Rahi Thi Halke Halke Baaten Kar K Phulon Ko Bosay De K.. Shayad Kuch Soch Rahi Thi.. Yakayak 1 Kantay Ne Aa...

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2 Signs Tat Confirm A Girl's Virginity: 1)for Th 1st Time, Evry Good Grl Wil Hesitate To Show Her Body In Light! 2.wenevr U Open Her Legs Wide, She Shud Brin...

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Rajnikanth And Superman Once Had Arm Wrestled And The Loser Had To Wear His Underwear Over His Pants.. . . . We All Know Who Won...

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Friends Walk Lightly Into Our Life.. Slowly Into Our Mind.. At 1st, We Never Care Who They R.. Later Without Them, We Dont Knw Who We Are.

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Who Said English Is Easy??? Fill In The Blank With Yes Or No... 1.-----i Dont Have Brain... 2.-----i Dont Have Sence... 3.-----i Am Stupid.......

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Friendship Is Not A Word, Not Merely A Relationship, It Is A Silent Promise Which Says I Was I Am I Will Be A Headache 4 U 4ever N Ever N Ever....

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Once A Boy Inserted A Cd Named Rajnikanth Into His Pc... Guess Wot... . . .his Pc Started Rotating Around The Cd Rom...

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When U Feel Lonely And Alone Cannot See Any One Around You, The World Seems To Be Fading Away, Come Along With Me I'll Take U To An Eye Specialist!...

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Girl To Doc: I Have An Infection Down In My Pu**y! After Examine, Doc: When Did U Hd Last S3x? Girl: Mmmm.. About Two Months Ago! Doc: Oh.. This Not Infection T...

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S*x Is A Sensation Caused By Temptation, When A Man Puts His Location In A Woman's Destination, Did U Understand The Explination Or Would U Like A Demonstratio...

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. . Boys Rules For Bikes .. . . Use When Its New . . Ride When It Performs . . Throw When Makes Noise . Unfortunately . Thats The Girls Rule To Handle The Boy...

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Golden Facts Of Life:-when Someone Loves U,u Dont Realise It...when U Realise It,its Too Late,u Always Love The One Who Leaves U & Leave The One Who Loves U...

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When U Propose A Girl.its Direct Marketing.when U Call Her Its Telemarketing.when She Walks 2 U, Its Brand Recognition N When She Slaps U ,its Customer Feedback...

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Rajnikant's School Time Homework Is Now Known As . . . . . . . . Wikipedia

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The Recipe Of Friendship: 1 Cup Of Sharing. 2 Cups Of Caring. 3 Cups Of Forgiveness Hugs. Mix All Of These Together To Make Friends 4ever.....

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A Funny Man His Wife Go To A Coffee House. Funny Man Buys 2 Cups Of Coffee. Funny Man: Drink Quickly... Drink Quickly... Before It Gets Cold. Wife: But Why.....

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A Young Man Asks A Kind Priest: Father Is It A Sin 2 Sleep Wid A Gal? Father: No My Child But D Problem Is Tat U Guys Never Sleep.

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A Hypnotist Hypnotised The Whole Audience In The Hall With A Pendulum. Suddenly, The Pendulum Fell Down. He Said S**t..!! And It Look 3 Days To Clean The Hal! :...

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Last Night I Asked My Angel 2 Watch Over U...but It Came Soon.i Asked: Why? It Smiled And Said: An Angel Doesn T Watch Over Another Angel...

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On Ur Single Smile,thousands Of People Die.so, Keep Smiling Reduce World's Population.but, Don't Smile To Mirror,otherwise, You Will B No More.

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When You Need Someone To Be There For You, Id Be Just Sitting Right Beside You.

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Teacher: Bobby! Join These Two Sentences Together. I Was Cycling To School. I Saw A Dead Body. Bobby: I Saw A Dead Body Cycling To School.....

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Rules Of My Frndship:i Wud Nvr Mind If U Dont Miss Me Or U Dont Need Me, But U Wil Really Hurt Me Whn U Need Me N U Dont Tell Me.!.

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Boys Room Before Marriage Perfumes Cds Gifts Cards Friendship Bands Books After Marriage Pain Killers Loan Papers Unpaid Bills -) ........

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Once Rajni Peed From The Top Of A Hill. Today That Place Is Called . . . . . . . . . 'angel Falls'...

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7 Months Twin Babies In Mothers Womb Saw A Pen.is Coming In. . 1st Baby Said: See Daddy Is Coming Inside . 2nd Said: You Fool It Is Uncle, Daddy Never Comes Wi...

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Fantastic Qoute Good Girls Are Found In Every Corner Of The Earth.. But Unforunatey The Earth Is Round... :-)

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Words And Hearts Should Be Handled Carefully, Because Words When Spoken & Hearts When Broken Are The Hardest Things To Repair

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An Amazing Question Why Do The Words 'i Love You' Needs An Answer, Thought All Of Us Know It Is Not A Question...

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Agar Kisi K Pass Sub Kuch Ho To Duniya Jalti Hay, Agar Kuch Na Ho To Duniya Hansti Hay,meray Paas Aap K Liyay Sirf “dua” Hai, Jis K Liyay Sari Duniya Tarast...

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Now I Always Watch My Wedding Video In Reverse And I Love The End When She Takes The Ring Off,goes Out, Jumps In The Car And Heads Back To Her Fathers Home....:...

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You Are A Donkeyd 4 Decent O 4 Outclass N 4 Nice K 4 Kind E 4 Excelent Y 4 Young

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Q: What's The Difference Between A Blonde And A Solar Powered Calculator? A: The Blonde Works In The Dark!

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Your Girlfriend Is: Smart. Intelligent. Sweet. Talented. Excllent. Romantic. In Short She Is Your S.i.s.t.e.r.....

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Why Did The Grammer Teacher Slap A Student? B'coz He Asked: Why Is Bra Singular, When It Covers 2 Items N Panties Plural When It Covers One Item?......

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She's A Stick Of Lollipop, My Candy Bar! So Juicy And Sweet, Melting In My Mouth, Strawberry Flavored... One Is Never Enough! She's A Piece Of Cheesecake, My S...

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