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. . 2 Lovers Went 2 C Film A Mosquito Enters Into Boys Pent . N Guess Where It Bites? . . . Naughty Mind, Always Think Bad! . . . It Bites On . . . . . . . Girl...

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Maths Magic: Ur Cell Number's Last Digit X 2 + 5 X 50+ Ur Age + 365 & - 615.the Last 2 Numbrr Is Ur Age & 1st Numbrr Is Ur Cell's Last No. Try

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Judge: Don't U Have Shame? It Is D 3rd Time U R Coming To Court. Sardar To Judge: U R Coming Daily, Don't U Have Shame?

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Sensible Lines By A Smoker To His Girl Friend :- If You Don't Wanna See Me Smoking, Then You Better Find Other Ways To Keep My Hands And Lips Busy........

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Wife: I Wish I Was A Newspaper So I Would Be In Ur Hands All Day. Husband: I Too Wish That U Were A Newspapers So I Could Have A New One Everyday.....

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Sardar Complained 2 Police : Sir All Items Are Missing, Except The Tv In My House. Police : How The Theif Did Not Take Tv??? Sardar : I Was Watching Tv Na.....

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A 90 Yr Old Man Started Making Love With His 85 Yr Wife, He Started Sucking Her Breats And After Few Seconds The Man Expired, Guess Why? Autoposy Report : Deat...

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Stress Test: 1)whch Mouse Has 2 Legs? Mickey Mouse!!!!! 2) Whch Duck Has 2 Legs? If Ur Ans Is Donald Duck..u R Undr Stress..coz Al Ducks Hv 2 Legs..!!...

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We Always Feel Bad & Think That Good Things Happen Only To Othersbut We Forget That We Are Others For Someone Else.

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Some Realties Of Life. “u Love Someone U Marry Someone Else. The One U Marry Becomes Your Wife Or Husband. And The One U Loved Becomes The Password Of Your Ma...

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Question : When Do You Congratulate Someone For Their Mistake. Answer : On Their Marriage.

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2 Lovers Plan To Suicide. Boy Jumped First, Girl Closed Her Eyes Return Back Saying Love Is Blind. Boy In Air Opened His Parachute Saying Love Never Dies....

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I'm Not Somebody Special.. But . . . . . . . . . . . I'm Just One Of D God's Limited Edition...

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One Day U Will Ask Me: What Is More Important To You, Me Or Your Life?i Will Say: My Life� You Will Walk Away From Me Without Knowing That U R My Life!!!...

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Exams Are There, At The Paper U Stare, The Answer Is Nowhere, Which Makes U Pull Ur Hair. The Teachers Make U Glare, The Grades R Not Fair, But Just Like The Pa...

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Man 1 : How Do You Like Her New Bikini? Man 2 : It Reminds Me Of Trying To Put 20 Kg Potatoes In A 10 Kg Sack.

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Zindagi Mein Hamesha Smart Log Milenge, Kahi Zyada To Kahi Kum Milenge, Choice Zara Soch K Karna, Zaroori Nahi Har Jagah Tumhe Hum Jaise Milenge

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Please Remind Me 2 Remind You About Reminding Me To Send You This Remind That Reminds Me Of Reminding U That I Am Always Your Frnd Don't Forget.!!...

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Whats Real But Invisible ? Ur Love. Whats True But Unfair ? Ur Away From Me Whats Sweet But Invincible ? Ur Smile Whats Precious But Priceless ? Ur Friendship I...

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A Friend Is Sweet When It Is New It Is Sweeter When It Is True. But You Know That.. It Is The Sweetest When It Is You

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Rajnikant Was Shot Today.. . . . . . . . . . Tomorrow Is The Bullet's Funeral

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Girl: Im Like A Radio,my Mouth Spkr,my Left B****t Tuner, Right 1 Volume. Man:can I Try?(touches D Breats)-no Sound. Girl:u Havent Plugged In Yet !...

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A Word To Say, A Word To Hear Even In Ur Absence I Feel U Near Our Relation Is Strong..hope It Goes Long We Will Remain The Same Till The Life Goes On!

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When An Apple Becomes Red . . . It Is Ready To Eat, When A Girl Becomes 18 She Is Ready To.. . . . U Dirty Mind They Ready 2 Vote .........

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Usa Power Vs Indian Power Usa- 10000 Nuclear Weapons, 600000 Army, 10000 Tanks, 12000 Air Force, 3000 Ships India- *rajnikanth*...

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. . A Woman Likes To Have Four Animals In The House: . A Jaguar In Front Of The Doorway, . A Fox In The Closet, . A Bull In Bed, And . . . . A Numbskulll To Pa...

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Listen... I Always Wanted To Go Out With The Most Beautiful Girl On Earth. But When She Said No! I Came To You ...

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Fantastic Qoute Good Girls Are Found In Every Corner Of The Earth.. But Unforunatey The Earth Is Round... :-)

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Rajnikant Strted Using Facebook...within 10 Sec He Got Trillions Of Notifications..... One Of Them Was..... Facebook Wants 2 B Your Frnd........

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This Message Was Sent Exclusively For The Handsome And The Beautiful. We Have Obviously Sent It To The Wrong Number.we Are Truly Sorry For The Inconvenience.

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I Only Have S*x On Days That Begin With T: Tuesday, Thursday, Today, Tomorrow, Thaturday, Thunday And Tevery Other Day!

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Once Rajnikanth Used Tooth Powder To Make His Teeth Strong. That Powder Is Now Known As Ambuja Cement.

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Person Who Likes U Most Will Fight Irritate U The Most But When U Person Will Fight With The World To Stop U R Tears. That Friendsship.....

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Friendship Is Made In The Heart, Silent.. Unwritten.. Unbreakable By Distance.. Unchangeable By Time.. Once A Friend... Always A Friend......

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. . Pappu: What's The Difference Between Confidence And Confidential? . . Santa: Yo Are My Son I'm Confident. Your Friend Is Also My Son, That's Confidential....

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When You Say No One Is Perfect, Rajinikant Takes This As A Personal Insult.

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During The Year, 365 Boys Are Dreaming Of You, 8760 Hours They're Thinking Of You, 525600 Minutes Missing You, 31536000 Seconds Want You To Fall In Love With Th...

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U R So Seet! W W S Eet! S Eet! W W S Eet! S Eetw! Sewet! W Seet! Ws Eet! Swe Et! Leave It Dude, It Doesnt Fit On U....

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The Person Who Cooked Up This Sentence Must Be A Vocabulary Genius. I Do Not Know Where Family Doctors Acquired Illegibly Perplexing Handwriting Nevertheless, E...

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Most Intelligent Statement: I M Not Scared Of Proposing A Girl, But I M Scared About, What Would Happen If She Agrees???

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