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Press Down Again Again.. Please Once More Sorry Again 6 Times More Oh! Again 1 Time Again Dont U Have Any Job?...

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Stupid = Smart Talented Unique Person In Demand

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Girl-what Is My Bra Size? Boy-32 Girl-how? Boy-yesterday I Opened Girl-but In My Bra No Number Is There? Boy-then What? I Am Engineer From Load I Can Calculate ...

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. . A Girl Who Opens Her Hands Receives Gifts, . . Who Opens Her Heart Receives Love, . . Who Opens Her Legs Receives Happiness...

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You Know Who Is The Best Couple In The World? . . . . Smile & Tears . . . Rarely , They R Seen Together But When They Combine Its The Best Moment Of U...

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Life Spent With Someone For A Lifetime May Be Meaningless, But A Few Moments Spent With Someone Who Really Loves U, Means More Than A Life Itself!

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. A Young Man Asked Swamiji . Why Girls Desire More S*x Than Boys? . Swamiji: When You Put Finger In Your Ear Shake It, . Which Feels Better, Your Finger Or Ea...

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There Has Been Only One Christmas The Rest Are Anniversaries. :))

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Yesterday Is History. Tomorrow Is Mystery. Today Is A Gift. That Is Why It Is Called “the Present”. Live In “the Present” And Make Your Life Beaut...

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Father: Why Is Your Sister Sitting Silent Tintumon: Nothing. She Asked Me For Lipstick. I Gave Her Fevistick!!! ....

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Nwton:hw To Wrte 4,in Btwn 5? China:joke Japan:impsbl Amric:qustn Wrng Pak:if U Askd Foolish Que I Kill U Uk:nt Found In Internt.. Indian: F(iv)e...

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A Solid Reason For Having 2 Girlfriends At One Time: Monopoly Is Always Damaging Competition Improves Service!

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1+1= 2 My 2 Eyes Looking At U 3+2 = 5 Sense Missing U 4+3 =7 Days Thinking Of U 5+7= 12 Months Dreaming Abt U But 99 +1 =100 Year's I Need A Sweet Friend Like U...

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Life Is Like A Book: Each Day A New Page With Adventures To Experience, Lessons To Learn And Good Deeds To Replicate. Have A Colorful Page Everyday....

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Do You Know Why God Has Created Spaces Between Our Fingers? . So That Some One Would Come In Your Life .. Hold Your Hand And Say.. With Love . . . Take This Ci...

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A Girl Says To Her Boyfriend, One Kiss And Ill Be Yours Forever. The Guy Says Thanks For The Warning!

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If I Could Pull Down The Rainbow I Would Write Ur Name With It & Put It Back In The Sky To Let Everybody Know How Colorful My Life Is With A Friend Like U!!

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Buy A Scooty..... Pick Up A Beauty, Drink A Frooty.... Take Her To Ooty, Remove Her Nighty... Do Ur Duty., After 9 Months ... Get A Cuty ..!...

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Missing U Iz My “hobby” Care 4 U, Is My “job” Make U Happy, Is My “dream” Pray 4 U, Is My “duty” &2 Keep Friendship Wid U, . . . . Is My...

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Great Calculation: Only 20 Percent Boys Have Brains. So What Do The Rest Have? . . . . . They Have Girl Friends :)...

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Rajnikant Was Shot Today.. . . . . . . . . . Tomorrow Is The Bullet's Funeral

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People Who Give Importance To Their Happiness Make Other Peoples Unhappy From Themselves.

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*christmas Dinner* Mom: Son, What Is Alcohol Doing On The Table?! Son: You're Right Mom, We Must Get Rid Of It (smiles)

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Last Night Some Monkeys Came Running To My Room.they Wanted To Trouble Good People... I Suggested Ur Name. They Said Oh !!! No We Cant Disturb Our Boss......

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Mom: Why R U Pregnant? Daughter: This Is Our Project In College About Miracle Of Life Mom: Tell Me Who Is He? Daughter:i Dont Know, It Was A Group Project. ....

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Heart Can Skip Beat For A While... Memories Can Be Kept In D File... A Desert Can Be Replaced By Nile. But Nothing Can Stop A Smile,when Ur Name Comes On My Mob...

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Do U Know,why 14 November Is Celebrated As Childrens Day?bcoz It Cums Just After 9 Month Of Valentine Day.

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7 Glances= 1 Smile 7 Smiles =1 Meeting 7meetings= 1 Kiss 7 Kisses= 1 Proposal 7 Proposals=1 Marriage And That Bloody Marriage Has 777777 Problems...

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If Superman And The Flash Were To Race To The Edge Of Space You Know Who Would Win? Chuck Norris.

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Someday U May Lose U R Hair. U May Lose U R Teeth.u R Money Even Lose U R Mind. But 1 Thing U Will Never Loose Is U R Good Looks .bcoz U Dont Have Good Look...

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Your Girl Friend Is Smart, Intelligent, Sweet, Talented, Excellent, Romantic. In Short, She Is Your Sister.

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. . A Girl Comes Home From School And Asks Her Mother. Is It True What Rita Just Told Me? Babies Come Out Of The Same Place Where Boys Put Their Peniisses? . . ...

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Rajanikanth Can Kill Two Stones With One . . . . . . . .bird.!

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Man 1 : My Girlfriend Told Me That I Should Be More Affectionate. Man 2 : What Did You Do Then? Man 1 : Got Two Girlfriends.

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Both Of You Go Up And Down, Protection Is Tight, Keeping It Up All D**n Night, Never Tired Always Alert.. I Know You Love.your Job As A Security Guard.!...

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I Wish An Angel Of Mercy Always Sits Next To You & Covers You With Gentle Wings So That, You Walk Wrapped In Allah’s Grace, Protected & Peaceful Fore...

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The Flower Say Dont Touch Me, The Baby Say Dont Kiss Me, The Fruit Say Dont Eat Me, But I Say Pls Don't Forget Me.....always.

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Smooth Roads Never Make Good Drivers! Smooth Sea Never Makes Good Sailors! Clear Skies Never Make Good Pilots! Problem Free Life Never Makes A Strong & Good ...

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The Average Guy Is Much More Interested In A Girls Geography Than Her History.

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