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S*x Is The Game, Love Is A Name, Forget The Name ...... Lets Play The Game.

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Man : His Wife Filed An Application For Divorce. Judge : How Will You Divide, You Have 3 Children? Man : Ok! We Will Apply Next Year....

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System Of Love Jan - Rose, Feb - Propose, Mar - Gift, Apri - Lift, May - Chating, June - Dating, July - Miss U, Aug - Meet U, Sep - Anger, Oct - Danger, Nov - ...

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Why Did The Grammer Teacher Slap A Student? B'coz He Asked: Why Is Bra Singular, When It Covers 2 Items N Panties Plural When It Covers One Item?......

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Why Did The British Leave India In 1947 ? . . . . . . . Because They Came To Know A Baby Named Rajnikant Will Be Born In 1947...

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Once Rajnikanth Threw A Cigarette Butt In D Sky It Fell On A Planet That Planet Is Called Sun Today

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Always Draw A Circle Around The Ones You Love,never Draw A Heart Because Hearts Can Be Broken,but Circles Are Never Ending.

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The Best Cosmetics In Life- Truth- For Lips.. Pity- For Eyes.. Charity- For Hands.. Smile- For Face & Love- For Heart.. Use Them Well & Make Life Beautiful...

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A Boy Got Cot In A Rape Case. His Lady Lawyer Grabed His Little Screw Driver, Shaked It And Said, My Lord Can This Thing Rape ? The Boy Said : Dont Shake, You'...

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Do U Know U Look Gr8 Wid 2 Pounds Less? I Mean Ur Clothes Weigh Exactly 2 Pounds

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Facebook Founder Mark Zukerberg Was Hospatilised???? Bcoz Rajnikant Poked Him On Facebook

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To Make It Straight, She Pulls It. 2 Make It Stand, She Rubs It. 2 Make It Stiff, She Licks It. 2 Let It In She Pushes It. True! Threading A Needle Is Not...

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Please Remind Me 2 Remind U About Reminding Me To Send U This Reminder That Reminds Me Of Reminding U Never Have To Remind Me 2 Remember U, I Always Do!!!...

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Glfrd-2day's My B'day,arn't U Giving Me A Gift? Byfrd-ofcourse I M,can U C Dat Red Car On Road? Grlfrnd- Ya..ya.. Bf-m Going 2 Buy U A Hairpin Of Same Color......

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So Sweet Is Ur Smile….. So Sweet Is Ur Style….. So Sweet Is Ur Voice….. So Sweet Is Ur Eye……. See How Sweetly I Lie!!

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48+2 Members Can Sit In A Bus. 5+1 Can Sit In A Car. 3+1 Can Sit In A Auto 1+1 Can Sit In A Bike. Only 1 Can Sit In My Heart, Thats U My Dear Friend.....

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A Lady Broke A Signal N Presented In Front Of The Judge. Lady:i Am A School Teacher,i Am Getting Late 4 Class. Judge:aahaa So You Are A Teacher,i Wait For This ...

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If I Had Letters Hrt I Can Add Ea And Get Heart, If I Add U Then Id Hurt But I Rather Choose U And Get Hurt Than Have A Heart Without U.

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Family Faces Are Magical Mirrorslooking At The People Who Belong To Us,we See The Past, The Present And The Future

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I Wrote Ur Name On The Sand ................ It Got Washed Away, I Wrote Ur Name In Air.......................... It Got Blown Away, So I Wrote Ur Name In M...

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How Are Mobile Invented. Mobile Are Invented By America Sim Card R Invented By Japan But Miss Call Invented By Indian Girls. ..call Back Invented By Great India...

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() () ( ' ,' ) ''' Hey U!!!. . Yes U... . The Cute One... . Holding This . Phone! . Are You Asleep? . Juste Wanted 2 Say . Good Night....

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Rajnikanth Participated In 100 Meter Race And Obviously He Came First.. But Einstein Died After Watching That. Coz. Light Came Second.!

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With My 1 Heart, 2 Eyes, 7 Litre Blood, 206 Bones, 4.5 Million Red Cells, 60 Trillion D.n.a.s. All Wishing You A Very Happy Diwali!

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Bunty: I Had Gud Fun Bursting Crackers Yesterday.pappu: Yeah,it's Gud Fun Bt I Tried Using An Empty Kingfisher Beer Bottle 4 Rocket Bt It Simply Refused 2 Fly:p...

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Boy Asked Girl: Y Do U Love A Rose, Which Dies In A Day. But Dont Love Me, Who Dies 4 U Everyday?? Girl Replied: . . . Oye Hoye What A Dialogue!! :d...

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I Wish An Angel Of Mercy Always Sits Next To You & Covers You With Gentle Wings So That, You Walk Wrapped In Allah’s Grace, Protected & Peaceful Fore...

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Height Of Disappointment : A Woman Realising After A Long Long Search On Google That.. Phillip's 21 Inch Was Actually A Tv..! :-) :-)...

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Girl:i'm Pregnant! Boy:r U Sure Tat It's Mine? Girl Starts Crying N Says If Everyone Says Like This, Wat'll I Do

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Those Innocent Eyes, Those Kissable Lips, A Great Smile The Perfect Walk, Smoothest Talk, Absolute Gorgeous, Thats Enough About Me … How About You ?...

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Do U Know Similarity Between Dinosaurs And Decent Girls? ? ? ? ? Both Dont Exist . .

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In A Park,a Boy And A Girl Were Sitting. They Saw 2 Dogs Kissing Each Outher. Girl: If U Dont Mind Can I Also? Boy : Ok! But Be Careful Its A Dog .................

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Life They Say Is Touch And Go. Some People You Know May Only Be There For Sometime. Some May Go Away, But People Who Find You Special Will Always Find Ways To S...

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Question:why Do Girls Close Their Eyes While Kissing A Guy? Guess..any Guess.. Answer: B'coz Girls Can't See Boyz Happy - It's Truth ...

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Boy: Sweet Heart I Have Brought 2 Tickets For An English Moive Wanne Come? Girl: Which Movie? Boy: Condon For Sale Girl: U B*****d It's Quntum Of Salace...

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Millions Of People Write Love Letters Everyday.. But Everyone Sends Their 1st One To Me... Imagine How Beautiful I Am..

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. . An N**e Girl Enters Into A Car..... . As Driver Was Shocked On Seeing Her..... . Girl : Wat R U Looking At ? Don't You Ever Saw A N**e Girl ? . Driver : No....

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Once Rajnikant Wrote A Cheque. . . . . . . . . . . . The Bank Bounced

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A Man Married A Lady Traffic Police Inspector. Friend: How Was Your First Night? Man: She Charged Rs. 100 From Me For Over Speeding, Rs. 200 For Wrong ...

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Exams Are There, At The Paper U Stare, The Answer Is Nowhere, Which Makes U Pull Ur Hair. The Teachers Make U Glare, The Grades R Not Fair, But Just Like The Pa...

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