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Meaning Of Some Colors, Yellow For Special Friend, White For Peace, Orange 4 Luck,black For Hate, Red For Love And Pink For Likeness,so I Choose For U Orange Fl...

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A Boy Was Following A Girl. Girl: Dont Follow Me, Because My Mother Is Coming Behind You... Boy: Dont Worry, My Father Is Following Her..!!!.

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Banta: Is Your Wife Beautiful? Santa: Yes, From A Distance.

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I Kept Your Name In My Journal, And Posted You In The Ledger Of My Heart, You Wont Be Classified As Fixed Assets, Because The Market Value Of Friendship Wil...

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. . Customer: My Wife Needs A Brazer But I Dont Know The Size . Sales Girl: Its Ok Touch My B****t Try To Calculate . Customer: Oh! I Forgot She Needs Underwea...

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Lyf Is Nvr Guaranted, Da Moment U Start Livin,u Start Dyin As Well, U Nvr Knw Wht Da Nxt Sec Lyf Wud B? Durin Our Lyftym We Think Abt The End More Dan Nythin, S...

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Straight Insult: Husband:what Rubbish Food You've Made .just Like Cow Dung,:-o Wife: Oh God! This Man Had Tasted Everthing.'!!

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Someone Asked Wat Makes People Happy? Some Said Wealth & Some Fame. I Was Thinkin Abt It & My Cell Beeped N Received Ur Sms. I Smiled N Said “this Makes Me Ha...

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Taking Sips Of Coffee Lying In Cozy Bed With Blanket Around Reading Novel Or Watching Movie Long Gossips With Friends ! Rain With Soft Music Long Walk On Sea Sh...

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People Meet By Chance !! Dey Spend Sweet Times 2gether. Den God Apart Them Not 2 End The Story, But 2 C How Much Dey Need Each Other

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Sharp Is Ur Memory, Sweet Is Ur Name, Deep In My Heart, U Will Always Remain, Earth Want Water, Flower Wants Dew, I Want Nothing But A Smile From U.

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Your Girl Friend Is Smart, Intelligent, Sweet, Talented, Excellent, Romantic. In Short, She Is Your Sister.

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A Smile Gives Red Colour 2 Ur Cheeks, White 2 Ur Teeth, Pink Colour 2 Ur Lips, Silver Colour 2 Ur Eyes,so Keep Smiling & Enjoy The Colours Of Life...

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If Someone Ask Me What Is Meant By Life I Would Sit Next To My Friends Pul Them Close Togethr Put My Arms Around Them Say Proudly These Idiots Are My Life So P...

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. . A Woman Married A One Legged Man. . She Wrote To Her Mother: My Husband Only Has One Foot. . Her Mother Replied: You Are Lucky, Your Papa Has Only 5 Inches...

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Trust : Trust Should Be Like The Feeling Of A One Year Old Baby When You Throw Him In The Air, He Laughs.....because He Knows You Will Catch Him...that's ...

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Man 1 : My Girlfriend Told Me That I Should Be More Affectionate. Man 2 : What Did You Do Then? Man 1 : Got Two Girlfriends.

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Be Careful When A Gal Tells U That She Loves U From The Bottom Of Her Heart. For This May Mean That There Is Still Enough Space For Another Boy On Top!...

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The Flower Say Dont Touch Me, The Baby Say Dont Kiss Me, The Fruit Say Dont Eat Me, But I Say Pls Don't Forget Me.....always.

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Our Friendship Is So Beautiful .. You Laugh, I Will Laugh .. You Cry, I'm Crying .. You Fall From The Tree, I Laughed Until Tears .. Hiks...hiks...ha...ha......

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Force Can Mak Evrything Posible In World,but It Can't Creat A Singl Drop Of Love In Anyons Heart

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Sum Relations Can't Be Named... They Could Be Just Realized, Or Could Be Feeled.. Such A Relationshp I Share Wid U... Un Named, But Has A Tag Of Frndshp.......

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Words And Hearts Should Be Handled Carefully, Because Words When Spoken & Hearts When Broken Are The Hardest Things To Repair

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Q. What's The Difference Between A New Husband And A New Dog? A. After A Year, The Dog Is Still Excited To See You.

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What Is True Friendship ? U Cry I Cry. U Sad, I Sad, U Laughing, I Laughing, U Jump Out Of Window.. I Look Down.. I Am Still Laughing...

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What Is The Difference Between Data And Information? 362436 : Data 36-24-36 : Information.

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A Banker Confused About Maths, Asks His Lady Secretary: If I Give U 3 Millions Deducting 17, How Much Would U Be Takin Off? Lady: Every Thing, Even My Panty.!...

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So Sweet Is Ur Smile….. So Sweet Is Ur Style….. So Sweet Is Ur Voice….. So Sweet Is Ur Eye……. See How Sweetly I Lie!!

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True Friendship Is When Two Friends Can Walk In Opposite Directions, Yet Remain Side By Side. :)

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Wife Read A Book Told Her Husband: . A Bull F***s 300 Times A Year, U Dont Do Quarter Of That. . Husband: Where Is It Written That He F***s The Same Cow!.......

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Agar Kisi K Pass Sub Kuch Ho To Duniya Jalti Hay, Agar Kuch Na Ho To Duniya Hansti Hay,meray Paas Aap K Liyay Sirf “dua” Hai, Jis K Liyay Sari Duniya Tarast...

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Teacher To Student: There Is Two Type Of S*x On Earth, Male And Female. A Student: Teacher I Know Few More. Teacher: What? Student: Bedroom S*x, Bathroom S*x...

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I________you 1.want 2.love 3.care For 4.need 5.hate 6.kill 7.help 8.miss 9.will Be With 10.forget 11.like 12.slap Fill Any 1 For Me,reply With Reas...

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Just Before Hanging,judge Asked The Prisoner Any Last Wish? Prisoner: Yes, I Want To Update My Facebook Status As Died

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Smile Is The 2nd Best Thing You Can Do With Your Lips. What Is First Thing? ..??.. (answer Is Kiss).

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Heart Touching Lines By Chain Smoker: I Trust Cigarates More Than Girls. Because, I'm Ready To Damage My Lungs But Not My Heart..

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A Lady Is A Women Who Make A Man Behave Like A Gentalman.you'er Such A Lady To Me.

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Definitions Of The Words: Hard Drive: Heavy Metal Any Disk. Mouse: Mickey's Last Name. Zip: The Opposite Of Nop. Cd Burner: A Person Who Likes To Put The Same ...

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Exams Are Like Girl Friends Too Many Questions Difficult To Understand More Explanation Is Needed Result Is Always Fail!!!!

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_friendship Is Not An Exam That U Pass Or Fail, It Is Not A Competition That U Win Or Loose, It Is A Feeling In Which U Take Care Of Some 1 More Than Urself.......

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