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Husband: Yesterday A Girl Came In My Dream. Wah! What A Girl She Was... Wife: She Must Be Alone. Husband: How Do You Know? Wife: Her Husband Came In My Dream...

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. . Skin Meets Skin When Is That The Skin Meets Skin, . Hair Meets Hair N Balls Disappear.. . Dirty Mind Its When . U Blink Ur Eyes...

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Your Perfume Is The Sweet Intoxication Of Love.

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A Friend Is Someone Who Has The Same Enemies You Have. :))

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When I'm Away From U, I'm Still With U. When My Eyes Are Closed, I Could Still C U. When I'm Awake, I Still Dream Of U. When I Feel I Have Everything, I Still N...

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It Is My Last Sms For U. Last, Means..! L-love You Always.! A-all Time Miss U.! S-save U In My Heart! T-true Brother In My Life....

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Rose Is Famous 4 Grace… Advocate Is Famous 4 His Case… Horses R Famous 4 Race… But U R Famous 4 Smile On Ur Face…! Have A Nice Day

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Day Nice A Have Say And Face Ur On Smile A Put To Way My Just Is This But Confuse Of Kind Was U Start The At No I .read It Backwards

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Wen I Say I Luv U,plz Believe It’s True. Wen I Say 4evr,know I'll Nevr Leave U. Wen I Say Goodbye,promise Me U Won’t Cry. Cause D Day I’ll B Saying Is ...

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One Hand On Pen Other On Phone One Ear On Lecture Other On Gossip One On Board Other On Crush Who Told College Life Is Easy..???...

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When U Feel Lonely And Alone Cannot See Any One Around You, The World Seems To Be Fading Away, Come Along With Me I'll Take U To An Eye Specialist!...

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He Took Me From A Bar. He Took Me In His Car. He Took My Top Off. He Puts His Lips On Mine, But Dont Worry: Im A Bottle Of Wine !

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Great Line :-) Im Not A Handsome But I Can Give My Hand To Some One Who Needs Help. Beauty Is In Heart, Not In Face.....

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If You Spell Rajanikanth Wrong On Google It Doesnt Say, Did You Mean Rajanikanth? It Simply Replies, Run While You Still Have The Chance.

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How 2 Convert The Most Interesting Song Of Urs As Ur Most Irritating Song?? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Just Set It As Ur Alarm Tone!...

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Boys Room Before Marriage Perfumes Cds Gifts Cards Friendship Bands Books After Marriage Pain Killers Loan Papers Unpaid Bills -) ........

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Whats The Diff Between Hook In Cricket And Hook Of Bra. One Sends Ball Out Of Boundary And Other Keeps Balls Within The Boundary..........

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A B C D E F G H I ********** U V W X Y Z Confused?? Bolay Tou *..i..* Aur *..u..* K Beech Jo Bhi Aaya Tapka Daala…

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Last Night, I Wanted You, Needed U So Badly It Hurt. I Wanted To Taste You, Wanted You Inside Me So You Could Work Your Magic On Me... But I Couldn't Find You.....

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Long Love Is Mother's Love, Short Love Is Othe's Love, Sweet Love Is Lover's Love, But Strong Love Is Friendz Love

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. . . . Whats A Quick Way 2 Double Ur Money? . . . By Folding It

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New System Of Love Jan-rose, Feb-propose, Mar-gift, Apri-lift, May-chating, June-dating, July-miss U, Aug-meet U, Sep-anger, Oct-danger, Nov-left, Dec-next........

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. . Customer: My Wife Needs A Brazer But I Dont Know The Size . Sales Girl: Its Ok Touch My B****t Try To Calculate . Customer: Oh! I Forgot She Needs Underwea...

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Every Man Dreams Of A Beautiful Woman. So I Do... I Dream Of You.

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Advantages Of Not Having A Lover.. Don't Hav 2 Bother Abt Missed Calls.. Don't Hav To Worry Abt How U Look.. Can Sleep Well. Can Talk With All Gals.. Can Go An...

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In My Heart Our Love Is Heard Like A Ring Tone. In My Ears Ur Speech Is Heard Like Voice Mail. But When I Called For Response Subscriber Cant Reach At The Mo...

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There Is A Clown In My Heart. Small And Very Special, He Can Dance And Jump, Laugh And Sing ... Are You Sad And Crying, You Can Borrow Him.

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Feel Good When Somebody Miss U. Feel Better When Somebody Loves U. But Feel Best When Somebody Never Forgets U.

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Vacancy Available Post = True Friend Ability =(loving & Caring) Experience=(not Required) Duty =(two Sms Daily) Salary= (never Ending Love) To Applu.. Sen...

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Color Of Panty Reflects A Girl's Mood. Red Color - Wild Mood Black Color - S**y Mood Blue Color - Romantic Mood Pink - Seductive Mood No Panty - Perfect Mood ...

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A Little Kid Asks His Dad, Daddy, How Much Does It Cost To Get Married? No Idea, Replied The Father, Im Still Paying For It......

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Please Pray 4 Me... ,***, ( C ' ? -- /) ..my Medical Results Diagnosed That I'm Becoming Cuter Daily. But Don't Worry Its Not Contagious Just Incurable!...

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You Are Strong As Rum.. Fine As Wine.. Cool As Beer.. Classic As Whisky.. Sophisticated As Vodka.. In Short I'm Totally Tunn In Your Friendship..

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A U R Attractive B U R The Best C U R Cute D U R Dear 2 Me E U R Excellent F U R Funny G U R Good-looking H Hehehe I I'm J Joking

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. . A Girl Who Opens Her Hands Receives Gifts, . . Who Opens Her Heart Receives Love, . . Who Opens Her Legs Receives Happiness...

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Yeh Duniya 1 Chota Sa Khuwab Hai. Jiyo Apni Zindagi Aise, Jaise Ji Raha Gulab Hai. Reh Kar Sath Aap Kaanto K Bhi, Muskurao Hamesha Jaise Muskurata Gulab Hai....

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Sometimes Allah Upsets Your Plans To Set Up His Own Plans.. Allah’s Plans R Perfect. So Never Get Upset When Your Plans Get Upset Have Faith In Allah

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People Meet By Chance !! Dey Spend Sweet Times 2gether. Den God Apart Them Not 2 End The Story, But 2 C How Much Dey Need Each Other

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A Boy Was Following A Girl. Girl: Dont Follow Me, Because My Mother Is Coming Behind You... Boy: Dont Worry, My Father Is Following Her..!!!.

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I Wish An Angel Of Mercy Always Sits Next To You & Covers You With Gentle Wings So That, You Walk Wrapped In Allah’s Grace, Protected & Peaceful Fore...

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