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A Successful Relationship Requires Falling In Love Many Tyms . With D Same Person . . . . In Diff Rooms . Diff Bed . Diff Position....

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Santa Found His Internet Connection Very Slow N Download Speed Also Vry Low.he Installed Wallpaper Of Rajnikant.now He Is Enjoying 3g.

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People Say There Is No Difference Between Complete Finish... But There Is! When You Marry The Right 1, U R Complete..... And When U Marry The Wrong 1, U R Fini...

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You Are A Ghonchu.. G-reat H-ot O-ne In Million N-aughty C-ute H-umble U-nique Zyada Khush Mat Ho, Hai To Tu Ghonchu Hi...

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Save A Space For Me, In Your Heart, Not In Your Mind, The Mind Easily Forgets, But The Heart Always Remembers, Like Now I Am Remembering From My Heart....

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Relation Is When Someone Hurts U, N U Don’t Hurts Back When Someone Shouts At U, N U Don’t Shout Back. But When Someone Needs U, U Always Come Back…

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Father: Why Is Your Sister Sitting Silent Tintumon: Nothing. She Asked Me For Lipstick. I Gave Her Fevistick!!! ....

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(*(*(*a Very True Line About My Dear Friend)*)*)*) (((every One Is Not My Friend But (((my Friends Are Not Just Like Everyone)))...

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3 Fastest Means Of Communication 1 : Tele-phone 2 : Tele-vision 3 : Tell-a-women Need Still Faster ? Tell Her Not 2 Tell Any1 .......

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Rajnikant Once Threw A Coin In Disgust At A Black Beggar, . . . . . . . . . He Is Now Called 50 Cent...

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I Think U R Very Careless!!! U Come & Leave Things Behind!!!! See Now What U Have Left?? U Just Came In My Mind & Left A Smile On My Face…....

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What Is The Difference Between Secretary N Private Secretary ? Think.... Ans: Secretary Says Good Morning Sir Private Secretary Says Its Morning Sir ....

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As A Kid Rajnikant Maintained A Diary Of Day To Day Activities, Today That Diary Called As. . . . Guinness Book Of World Records...

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A Celebrity Is A Person Who Works Hard All His Life To Become Well Known, Then Wears Dark Glasses To Avoid Being Recognized

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Omeone Asked Me Abt Ur Age Well I Said The Way U Dress Up U Look 19 Ur Sweetness Look 15 Ur Smile 16 Ur Face 17 So All In All 67 Years )...

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What Is The Most Popular Word That Begins With F And Ends With K ? . . . . . . . . . Its Facebook..the Word You Thought Is The Second Most Popular.. :-p...

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I Thought U Were Busy ,so Didnt Want To Disturb U Dis Thouht Is The Main Reason Behind The Broken Heart Keep Disturbing The Loved Ones

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Life Is A Cream, Love Is A Dream, But Friendship Is Evergreen, Don't Make Friends Before Understanding.... Don't Break Friendship After Misunderstanding.......

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Rajinikant Can Give Pain To Painkillers And Headache To Anacin.

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Some Thing Can Not Be Described...... Some Moments Can Not Be Shared...... Some Feelings Can Not Be Explained.... Some Words Can Not Be Described..... But.....n...

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Ladies Hostel Caught Fire... It Took 1 Hour To Bring The Fire Under Control...and 3 Hours To Bring The Firemen Under Control

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. . Customer: My Wife Needs A Brazer But I Dont Know The Size . Sales Girl: Its Ok Touch My B****t Try To Calculate . Customer: Oh! I Forgot She Needs Underwea...

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. . Whats The Closest Thing To A Womans Periiod? . Your Salary. . It Comes Once A Month, . Lasts About 3 Or 4 Days And If It Doesnt Come, . Everythings Fucccke...

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Once Rajnikanth Participated In A Running Race And Obviously He Came First.... But After Watching This Einstein Died . Coz . . . Light Came Second In The ...

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Life They Say Is Touch And Go. Some People You Know May Only Be There For Sometime. Some May Go Away, But People Who Find You Special Will Always Find Ways To S...

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2 Signs Tat Confirm A Girl's Virginity: 1)for Th 1st Time, Evry Good Grl Wil Hesitate To Show Her Body In Light! 2.wenevr U Open Her Legs Wide, She Shud Brin...

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Friendship Is Born At That Moment When One Person Says To Another, 'what! You Too? I Thought I Was The Only One.

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Always Ask God To Give U What U Deserve, Not What You Desire. Its Bcoz Your Desires May Be Few, But You Deserves A Lot!

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Small Anger, Silly Fights, Serious Jokes, Sensitive Feelings, Millions Of Sorrys, Lots Of Luv, Mixture Of All These Is Wat We Call Friendship...

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Sorry…. Sorry…. Sorry…..sorry…. Dont Get Confused ,arey Baba Sorry Means: S-some, O-one Is, R-really, R-remembering, Y-you…..have A Wonderful Day...

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He Took Me From A Bar. He Took Me In His Car. He Took My Top Off. He Puts His Lips On Mine, But Dont Worry: Im A Bottle Of Wine !

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If I Had A Single Flower For Every Time I Thought Of Youi Could Walk In My Garden Forever, Never Finding The End.

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I Have A Certificate In Kissing, Diploma In Caring Degree In Loving. Do U Have A Job 4 Me ?

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Everyday I Wait For Ur Msg, But Everyday U 4get Frm Now Onwrds If Anyday U 4gt, Then I'll Jump From Train When It Stops! Stop Smiling,im Serious

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Wese To Ap K Saray He Kam Oltay Hotay Hain, Bas Ek Mobile Hi Hai Jo Ap Sedha Pakarte Hain. Aj Zara Is Mobile Ko Bhi Olta Pakrain Or Ye Parhain 6u!l!ws D33>l ...

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Taking Sips Of Coffee Lying In Cozy Bed With Blanket Around Reading Novel Or Watching Movie Long Gossips With Friends ! Rain With Soft Music Long Walk On Sea Sh...

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Near Ones Are Not Dear. Dear Ones Are Not Near. Itz Easy To Remember The Near Ones, But Very Difficult To Forget The Dear Ones…!!

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. . School Starts - Boy - Can I Go To The Toilet . Teacher - Say The Alphabet First So He Says . A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O Q R S T U V W X Y Z . Teacher: W...

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Question. Whats Another Name For A Push-up Bra? Answer. False Advertisement.

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Luv Isnt Abt Xprsng Wd Heavy Wordz Itz Abt Undrstndng A Gentle Touch N A Pure Heart Frnshp Is 2 Sit 2gthr N Laugh Abt D Nonsense Said Above....:-d...

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