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I Know Milk Does A Body Good, But D**n How Much Have You Been Drinking?

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Some People Have Nice Eyes, Some People Have Nice Smiles, Others Have Nice Faces, But U Have All Of Them With A Nice Heart

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Leave Something For Someone… Never Loeave Someone For Something…because In Life, Something Will Leave U, But Someone Will Always Be With U....

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If A Is 1 B Is 2 Z Is 26 Then H+a+r+d+w+o+raa+k=98 K+n+o+w+l+e+d+g+e=96 L+u+c+k=47 But Only A+t+t+i+t+u+d+e=100...

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. . I Really Deeply Wish Dat U R Here With Me In My Room. . . On My Bed Lights Is Off We Get Under The Cover Together.. . . 2 Show U My Glow In The Dark Watch...

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Dolphin Said 2 Water: U Cant C My Tears Cos M In Water. Water Reply: I Can Feel Ur Tears Cos Ur In My Heart. Tats Feeling Of Frenship....

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Man Ask God God Y U Make Women So Beautiful? God So That U Can Luv Her. Men But Y U Make Her So Stupid? God Says So That She Can Luv U.......

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It Hurts To Breath . . . . ......because Every Breath I Take, Make Me Feel I Can Not Live Without You...

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Heart Can Skip Beat For A While... Memories Can Be Kept In D File... A Desert Can Be Replaced By Nile. But Nothing Can Stop A Smile,when Ur Name Comes On My Mob...

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Rajnikant Got His Driving License At The Age Of....... . . . . . . . . 18 Seconds

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He Took Me From A Bar. He Took Me In His Car. He Took My Top Off. He Puts His Lips On Mine, But Dont Worry: Im A Bottle Of Wine !

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New Dialogue From Rajnikanth Movie: I Will Hit U So Hard That Even Google Will Not Be Able To Find U!

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Fantastic Qoute Good Girls Are Found In Every Corner Of The Earth.. But Unforunatey The Earth Is Round... :-)

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There Is A Saying “if You Want To Be Great, You Must Walk With Great People”. Seriously, I Have No Objection, You Can Walk With Me!...

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The Reason Women Don't Play Football Is Because Eleven Of Them Would Never Wear The Same Outfit In Public.

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Advantages Of Not Having A Lover.. Don't Hav 2 Bother Abt Missed Calls.. Don't Hav To Worry Abt How U Look.. Can Sleep Well. Can Talk With All Gals.. Can Go An...

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Everything Happens For A Purpose. Our Relationship Was Not An Accident... God Wanted Me To Get The Best. But Unfortunately U Got The Best!

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The Death Of Mj Is Revealed . The Day Before Mj Dird. .mj Saw Rajinikanth's Dance.and Got Shocked!!!!!!!!,bcoz Rajani Had Performedsun Walk...

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Everything Is Incomplete Without Me ..mory Co..dy Ti.. Ga.. So..thing ..aning Even This ..ssage! So Dont Forget Me.

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Life Is A Game Which We Have To Play! So, Live It & Have Fun Bcoz…. Har Pal Me Pyar Hai, Har Lamhe Me Khushi Hai, Kho Do To Yaadein Hai…. Jee Lo To Zindagi ...

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Tc Fined Ticketless Girls Chudidar Girl Was Fined Rs100 Skirt Girl Rs50 Mini Skirt Girl Rs25 Next Girl Was Fined Rs0 Why? U Naughty She Had Ticket......

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I Say And You Listen Its A Good Friendship You Say And I Listen Its A Better Friendship But I Don't Say And You Understand, Its Best Friendship....

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Feeling Bored? Wondering, What To Do? Open The Zip! Enter Your Hands In Between Your Zip.. Take Out Your Book From Your Bag And Study.....

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Girl:i'm Pregnant! Boy:r U Sure Tat It's Mine? Girl Starts Crying N Says If Everyone Says Like This, Wat'll I Do

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Teacher To Student: There Is Two Type Of S*x On Earth, Male And Female. A Student: Teacher I Know Few More. Teacher: What? Student: Bedroom S*x, Bathroom S*x...

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Mom To Daughter:- When Ur Boyfriend Kiss U..thn Say Don't And When He Hug U Thn Say Stop 2nd Day:- Beti:mom When He Was Doing Both Thn I Said ...

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. A Boy Goes 2 A Disco . His Mom Gets Angry Asks Him- Did U C Anything There That U R Nt Supposed To C? . Boy:yes . Mom: What? . Boy: I Saw Dad!...

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A True Frnd Iritates Wn U Say Im Sad, Laughs Wn U Say Im Sorry, Smiles Wn U Say Mis U, Kicks Wen U Say Im Bsy. 4wd Dis 2 Al Ur Frnds Whom U Nvr Wana Lose....

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Last Night D Devils Came To My Room They Wanted To Trouble Good People I Suggested Ur Name 2 Them They Said Oh! No! We Cant Disturb Our Boss !

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Don't Ask How Old Ask How Long ! ! !

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Love D Way It Rubs Against D Soft Pink Flesh N Makes A Creamy Foamy Liquid As It Thrusts Inout,updown,cant Wait 4 Next Time .... Luv My Toothbrush...

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Life Quation: Human= Eat+sleep+work+njoy. Pigs= Eat+sleep. So, Human= Pigs+wrk+njoy. Human-njoy= Pigs+wrk. Therefore Humans Who Dont Njoy=pigs At Work!

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She : What Do I Owe You For Examining My Legs, Doctor? Doctor : What Do The Other Doctors Usually Ask? She : They Usually Ask For A Date....

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Do U Know,why 14 November Is Celebrated As Childrens Day?bcoz It Cums Just After 9 Month Of Valentine Day.

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People Never Know How Special Someone Is Until They Leave, But Maybe Sometimes Its Important To Leave, So They Are Given That Chance To See How Special That Som...

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Make Ur Love To Girlfrnd On Valentine Day She Will Tell U A Gud News On Mothers Day Then U Will Hav A Child On Childrens Day Dont Try This On Everyone U Will Ha...

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Happiness Always Looks Small If U Hold It In Your Hands. But When You Learn To Share It, U Will Realize How Big & Precious It Is.

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Sweet Candies Are Nice To Eat Sweet Words Are Easy To Say But, Sweet Ppl Are Hard To Find Oh My God! How Did U Find Me ??

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. . Which Part... Of A Man's Body . Has No Bone . Full Of Veins . Loves Pumping . And Responsible 4 Making Love! Answer: Heart!!! But I Luv The Way U Think......

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Rajnikant Didn't Quit Smoking.rajnikant Never Quits.

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