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A Share Market Broker Was Busy Reading The Share Prices On Tv. Suddenly His Servant Came Shouted Sir, Your Wife Fell Down He Replied Sell Her Immediately :d :p...

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One Day Raja And Rani Decided To Send Messages To Each Other By Using Pigeon Instead Of Mobile. The Very Next Day Pigeon Reached Raja Without Any Message. He An...

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True Friends Are Like Morning.... U Can't Have Them The Whole Day But U Can Be Surehtey Will Be There When U Wake Up Today,tommorow And Forever.. :)...

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Select Any Number 4 Ur Lifepartner (1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) Reply Is Must 2 Get Answer Answers 1-kanjus 2-best Couple 3-everyday Dating 4-non Stop K...

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Beautiful Pictures Are Devolped From Negatives In A Dark Room. So, If U See Darkness In Ur Life Be Sure That God Is Making A Beautiful Picture 4 U! :)

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Girls Are The Best Engine In World, Fits All Size Of Piston Self Lubricating Start With Finger Touch Automatic Mothly Oil Change Best Mileage In 3 Or 4 Drop Pow...

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Career Is Like Light And Girls R Like Shadow If U Try To Catch Shadow, U Will Mis D Light If U Walk 2wards D Light Den The Shadow Follows U ………………...

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2 Lovers R Sitting In A Park, Boy Was Trying 2 Touch D Girl Girl: No, No, All Dis Z Only Aftr Marriage Boy: Ok, Then Call Me Aftr Ur Marriage . ....

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Collector Banna Hai To Ias Pado... Doctor Banna Hai To Mbbs Pado... Lawyer Banna Hai To Llb Pado... Aur Bevakuuf Banna Ho To Mera Sms Pado....

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A Teenage Girl Had Been Talking On The Phone For About Half An Hour, And Then She Hung Up. Wow!, Said Her Father, That Was Short. You Usually Talk For Two Hours...

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9 Lessons In Life: Learn 2 Care, Learn 2 Smile, Learn 2 Cry, Learn 2 Give, Learn 2 Forgive, Learn 2 Share, Learn 2 Trust, Learn 2 Love And Learn 2 Sms...

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Save A Space For Me, In Your Heart, Not In Your Mind, The Mind Easily Forgets, But The Heart Always Remembers, Like Now I Am Remembering From My Heart....

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God In Heaven God Above Please Protect The Friend I Love.sent Wiv A Smile:-) Sealed With A Kiss.i Love My Friend Whos Reading This

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. . A Man Was Looking At A Painting 4 A Long Time Of A Nakeedd Woman With Leaves Covering The Body, . . He Was Asked What He Was Doing He Answered - . . Wait...

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I Made A List Of Special People In My Life With Pencil.... But When I Reached Your Name..... I Used A Pen Because I Decided To Keep Relation Forever In My L...

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Whenever U Want To Know How Rich U R? Don’t Count Ur Money! Just Drop A Tear & Look Around At The Number Of Hands That Reach Out To Wipe Your Tears

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Making A Million Friends Is Not An Achievement, The Achievement Is To Make “a” Friend Who Will Stand By You When A Million Are Against You….!

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If Love Is Water, I'll Give U The Ocean. If Kisses Are Spaces, I'll Give U The Universe... If Heat Was Your Love & Care, How I Wish The Sun Was Beside Me....

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H=- Girl: Xcuse Me Brothr Thats My Seat Boy: Ok But Im Not Ur Brothr. My Father Nevr Toched Ur Mom Girl: True But My Father Did..!!

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She : What Do I Owe You For Examining My Legs, Doctor? Doctor : What Do The Other Doctors Usually Ask? She : They Usually Ask For A Date....

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V Never Have What V Like, V Never Like What V Have, Still V Live,luv N Hope That Sum Day Vll Get What V Luv, Or Luv What V Have. Thats Life

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Husband Wanted To Cal D Hospital To Ask About His Prgnant Wife Bt Accidntly Caled D Cricket Stdium He Asks,hows D Situation? He Was Shockd Nearly Died On Hea...

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Dictionary Is The Only Place Where Death Comes Before Life, Success Before Work, Divorce Before Marriage, But Friend Come Before Relative.

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A Boy Pulled A Girl Into Room,locked The Door,putoff The Light,pulled Her 2 The Bed,dragged Her In 2 The Blankt N Said See Mynew Radium Watch

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People Meet By Chance !! Dey Spend Sweet Times 2gether. Den God Apart Them Not 2 End The Story, But 2 C How Much Dey Need Each Other

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Loveis A Small Coin Life Is A Big Coin Wife Is A Lucky Coin Lover Is A Sweet Coin But, Friendship Is A Gold Coin Keep It Safe.....

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May Your Christmas Sparkle With Moments Of Love, Laughter And Goodwill And May The Year Ahead Be Full Of Contentment And Joy. Have A Merry Christmas!!

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Heart Touching Quote- If V Lose Pen V Can Buy New One, But If V Lose Pen Cap V Cant Buy Newone Dats Y I Care For All My Dhakans -)!...

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Teacher : Tell Me Four Microsoft Office Product ? Sam : Ms Word Ms Excel Ms Powerpoint And After Thinking A Lot He Answered : Ms Dhoni !!...

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Do What You Can, For Who You Can With What You Have And Where You Are...!!!

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Question. Whats Another Name For A Push-up Bra? Answer. False Advertisement.

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I Cant Txt U Roses Or Fax U My Heart.id Email U Kisses But Wed Stil B Apart.i Luv U 2 Pieces N Just Wish Ud C Dat I Care 4 U So Much Coz U Mean Da World 2 Me.

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Without Ur Sms Days Are Like- Moanday Tearsday Wasteday Thirstday Frightday Shatterday & Sadday So Sms Me Everyday!!!!

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Boys Eye Is Faster Than Google In Searching Beautiful Girl In A Crowd But A Boys Heart Is Slower Than Govt Bus While When Proposing A Girl Whom He Truly ...

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My Smile + My Joy + My Pleasure + My Life + My Relief + My Honour & My Pride = Your 1 Sms.

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Some People Have Nice Eyes, Some People Have Nice Smiles, Others Have Nice Faces, But U Have All Of Them With A Nice Heart

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Girl: What Do You Like In Me? Boy: Those 2 Big White Balls Having Black Dots In It... Girl: What??? Boy: Yes, Your Eyes......

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Agar Ghee Seedhi Ungli Se Na Nikle Toh. . . . . . Toh . . . . . . . . . Ghee Ko Garam Kar Lo.. Har Cheez Me Ungli Karna Achi Baat Nahi Hai…xp :d ...

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Friendship Is A Precious Gift That Cant Be Bought Or Sold. Its Value Is Greater Than Mountains Made Of Gold. If You Shall Ask God For A Gift Be Thankful If He S...

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Be Careful When A Gal Tells U That She Loves U From The Bottom Of Her Heart. For This May Mean That There Is Still Enough Space For Another Boy On Top!...

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