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What The Deferent Between The American Banana And The Brazilian Banana? If You Dont Now Ask Another Monkey

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My Nights Are Going Sleepless, My Days Are Going Useless. So I Asked God, Is This Love?. God Replied, No Dear, Result Is Near.

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What Is The Most Popular Word That Begins With F And Ends With K ? . . . . . . . . . Its Facebook..the Word You Thought Is The Second Most Popular.. :-p...

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In Silent Ni8 Wen Frnds R Few.. I Clos My Eyes N Think Of U.. A Silent Ni8 A Silent Tear.. A Silent Wish That U Were Here..

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. . Sardar Wid Grandson. . . Late Night Shouts, . I Need A Girl, . I Have An Erection! . Gson Says,1st Its Too Late . ,2nd U R 75yrs Old, . 3rd D Cocckk U Ho...

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Why Is It That A Girl Looks Down When U Say I Love U? To See If U Really Mean It!

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Butterflies Dont Know In What Color Their� Wings R But Human Eyes Know How Nice-it Is. Likewise U Dont Knw How Sweet U R But I Know How Special U R 2 Me!...

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Girl: Nobody Can Stop Me, Ill Send U Sms Till, Boy: My Death? Girl: No Boy: Your Death? Girl: No Boy: World Exist? Girl: No Boy: Oxygen Available? Girl: No Gi...

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People Never Know How Special Someone Is Until They Leave, But Maybe Sometimes Its Important To Leave, So They Are Given That Chance To See How Special That Som...

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New Style Of Proposing A Girl.. I Hv Spent Many Sleepless Nights In Ur Luv N I Dont Want My Son 2 Do D Same 4 Your Daughter So Lets Mk Them Brother N Sister..

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3 Words . . 6 Alphabets . . 1 Question . . Asked By A Woman . . Guaranteed To Destroy A Man's Confidence Forever . . Question Was . . Is It In . . .?...

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Flirting Is The Only Job In The World, That A Man Cannot Include In His Resume. Despite Of Having Years Of Experience Number Of References.....

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Taking Sips Of Coffee Lying In Cozy Bed With Blanket Around Reading Novel Or Watching Movie Long Gossips With Friends ! Rain With Soft Music Long Walk On S...

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What Happens When Rajnikant Pees ? Everyone Run..............................................its A Tsunami !!!!!!!!!!!!

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Everybody Seems To Be Special At First Sight, But Only The Special Ones Maintain Their Level Of Dignity Till The Last Sight Of The Life.

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Heart Can Skip Beat For A While... Memories Can Be Kept In D File... A Desert Can Be Replaced By Nile. But Nothing Can Stop A Smile,when Ur Name Comes On My Mob...

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Passion Running Trough My Veins, Trembling, Waiting, Reason Is Fading. Overpowering Desire Sets My Skin On Fire!

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A Wish For A Sweet Friend May The Sun Always Shine On Your Windowpane May A Rainbow Be Certain To Follow Each Rain May The Hand Of A Friend Always Be Near Yo...

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If In Examination Hall During D Exam U Feel Tht D Paper Is Tough, Dont Worry. Just Close Ur Eyes, Take A Deep Breath N Say 2 Urself Quot Dis Is A Very Interest...

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She : What Do I Owe You For Examining My Legs, Doctor? Doctor : What Do The Other Doctors Usually Ask? She : They Usually Ask For A Date....

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Defination Of Girlfriend Someone Who Will Stand Near By U Through All D Troubles Which U Wouldn't Have Had If U Had Stayed Single...

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To Be Or Not To Be? That Is The Question. The Answer? Rajinikanth.

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Salman Has Hot Body But How .... ... He Do The Same Work That You Want To Do Everyday

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Let Me Draw Ur Face! Dont Move! Nearly Finished Ok Done! Wanna Have A Look? .,!,. ( O)(o) ( ,)...

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Rajnikanth Woke Up In The Morning And Decided That He Had To Share Atleast 1 Or His Knowledge With The World. Thus.. . . . . . . . Google Was Born....

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A Manager Of The Branch Bank Found He Had No Space Left To Store Old Records. He Wrote To His Regional Manager To For Permision To Destroy Old Record Regional M...

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The Missing Piece Of Apple Inc. Logo Was Officially Eaten By. . .. . . . . . . . Rajnikant...

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Last Night, I Wanted You, Needed U So Badly It Hurt. I Wanted To Taste You, Wanted You Inside Me So You Could Work Your Magic On Me... But I Couldn't Find You.....

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Friendship Is Vast Like Universe. Deep Like Ocean. High Like Sky. Strong Like Iron. Kind Like Mother. & Cute Like Me.

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Save A Space For Me, In Your Heart, Not In Your Mind, The Mind Easily Forgets, But The Heart Always Remembers, Like Now I Am Remembering From My Heart....

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Rajnikanth And Superman Once Had Arm Wrestled And The Loser Had To Wear His Underwear Over His Pants.. . . . We All Know Who Won...

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2 Signs Tat Confirm A Girl's Virginity: 1)for Th 1st Time, Evry Good Grl Wil Hesitate To Show Her Body In Light! 2.wenevr U Open Her Legs Wide, She Shud Brin...

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What I Feel For You,is Really True. You Got To Know,i Need You So. When You Are Gone,i Can't Go On. Can't You See, That You Are The Only One For Me?

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If You Miss A Girl Don't Fill Eye's With Tears Because It Will Hide Other Beautiful Girl In Front Of U

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Twinkle Twinkle Little Star, You Should Know What You Are, And Once You Know What You Are, Mental Hospital Is Not So Far.

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Once An Unknown Child Came To Rajnikants House. When The Boy Entered, Rajnikant Askd 'ae Kaun' And Today Dat Boy Is Famous N Known As 'akon'...

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In This World, Where Everything Seems Uncertain, Only One Thing Is Definite.you’ll Always Be My Friend, Beyond Words, Beyond Time & Beyond Distance!

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Friendship Is A Rainbow Between, Two Hearts, Sharing Seven Feelings: 1....love 2....happiness 3....truth 4....faith 5....secret 6....trust 7....sadness Hope D ...

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My Nights Are Going Sleepless, My Days Are Going Useless. So I Asked God, Is This Love?. God Replied, No Dear, Result Is Near...

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People Say Dey Luv Rain.. But When It Rains Dey Use Umbrella.. Peopl Say They Love Wind.. But When Its Windy Dey Close Windows.. Dats Y I Sometimes Get Scared...

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