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A Solid Reason For Having 2 Girlfriends At One Time: Monopoly Is Always Damaging Competition Improves Service!

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I Have A Confession To Make Ever Since I Met U Its Been Hard For Me To 4get U Every Night I See U In My Dreams And Find Myself Shouting . . . . . . . . Gh...

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Your Lips Are Like Vodka, And I Want To Get Wasted.

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U Are A B. I. T. C. H. Beautiful Intelligent Talented Cute Horny R U Smiling Now? *you B***h*

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Laugh Like U've Never Cried. Play Like U've Never Lost. Love Like U've Never Been Hurt. & Live Like There Is No Tomorrow....

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Am I Cute? Test Call, If I M Cute Miss Call, If I M Gorgeous Text Back If I M Pretty Text A Joke If I M Charming Just Ignore If U R Jealous...

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Why Do Couples Hold Hands During Their Wedding Day?.?.?.?.... It Is Just A Formality, Like Two Boxers Shaking Hands B4 The Fight Begins ! Ha Ha Ha...

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Dreams Are To Be Forgotten, Reality To Be Lived, Desires To Be Fulfilled, Destiny To Be Reached, Promises To Be Kept, Relationship To Be Respected And Friendshi...

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Whenever I Miss U I Won't Look 4 U In My Dreams Or Try To Hear Ur Voice In Ur Msgs. I Just Put My Right Hand Across My Chest And I Feel U

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A Strange Fact: Its Very Easy To Hurt Someone And Then Say Sorry But Its Really Diffcult To Get Hurt And Say I Am Fine.

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I'm Too Shy To Express My Sexual Needs Except Over The Phone To People I Don't Know. -garry Shandeigh

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Teacher Name 5 Animals Those Live In Water Student Frog Teacher Other 4 Student His Mom,dad,brother And Sister!

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You Know Why God Created Gap Between Fingers?so That, When At Some Day One Who Is Made For You Comes And Fills Those Gaps By Holding Your Hand.

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Santa: Why Did The Man Put His Radio In His Refrigerator? Banta: I Give Up. Santa: Stupid, Because He Wanted To Hear Cool Music

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I Love You Because You Are The Kind Of Guy That Laughs When I Fall, But Helps Me Back And Whispers, I Still Love You, In My Ear. :x

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Hello! What's Wrong With Your Mobile Tried So Many Times But It Says The Subscriber Your Are Trying To Reach Is In Your Heart!!...

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Happiness Keeps U Sweet, Sorrows Keep U Human Failure Keeps U Humble, Success Keeps U Glowing & God Keeps U Going. Have A Blessed Life!

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Golden Words Kabhi “zindagee” Me Kisi K “pyar” Mai Mat “rona” Q K Wo Tumhare “ansuon” K “qabil” Nahe Hoga Or “wo” Jo Is “qabil...

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I Have Had A Really Bad Day And It Always Makes Me Feel Better To See A Pretty Girl Smile. So, Would You Smile For Me ?

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Whenever Life Seems To Be A Journey Through A Dark Tunnel... Take Me Along With You... I Promise.. . . . . . . . . . V Ll Put Disco Lights N Dance... :p...

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Never Take A Person For Granted Hold Every Person Close To Your Heart Cause You Might Wake Up One Day And Realise That You've Lost A Diamond While You Were ...

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A Girl Looks At A Mans Tatoo: . Nike On His Arms, . Reebok On His Legs, . . She Screamed When She Saw Aids On His ====. . Relax He Said, If It Erects, It Read...

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If U See Someone Without A Smile Give Him One Of Urs. Bcoz U R Among A Few Gud People Who Can Shine Others Lives By Just Walking With Them A Few Miles...

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Q: What Do You Call Prostitution In Decent Terms? . . Answer: Hole Sale Business (whole Sale). .

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. . Mother Asks Daughter, . How Is Ur Se*x Life? . Daughter Replies Like British Airways. . Mother Reads The Ad And Is Shocked. . 7 Days A Week, . Twice A Day,...

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Hearts Change,i Know They Do... But This Heart Will Always Belong To U...hearts Hurt, I Know They Do... But This Heart Hurts More Without You.....

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When God Open The Window Of Heaven He Saw Me & Asked Wht Is Ur Wish 2day? I Said Lord, Take Care Of The Dear One Who Is Reading This Sms!

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Spongebob: What Do You Call A Snail In A Ship? A Snailer

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9 Lessons In Life: Learn 2 Care, Learn 2 Smile, Learn 2 Cry, Learn 2 Give, Learn 2 Forgive, Learn To Share, Learn To Trust, Learn 2 Love & Learn 2 Sms Me Dail...

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. . Son On His Honeymoon Phoned His Mom Asking What 2 Do . Mom:put Ur Biggest Thng On Her Hairiest Thng . Son:got My Nose In Her Armpit. Now What?...

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A4 All Friend B4-best Friend C4-close Friend D4-dear Friend E4-ever Friend F4-familiar Friend G4-good Friend H4-helping Friend I4-inocent Friend J4-jovial Frien...

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You Smile I Smile You Cry I Cry You Jump Off A Clif I Miss Ur Dumb Butt

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Orkut Scrap Tip: Send Colorful Text Scrap 2 Ur Wel Wishers! 2 Do So Just Use Below Format, Red*/red Here Just Replace * With Ur Scrap...

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Santa And Banta Were Fixing A Bomb In A Car. Banta: What Would You Do If The Bomb Explodes While Fixing. Santa: Dont Worry, I Have One More..

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Handsome, Sweet, Intelligent, Spontaneous, Good-looking, Nice Friends, Charming, Funny, Well...enough About Me! How About You?

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What Is The Most Popular Word That Begins With F And Ends With K ? . . . . . . . . . Its Facebook..the Word You Thought Is The Second Most Popular.. :-p...

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Height Of Oh S**t.. Like A Situavation:- A Guy Takes Blade N Writes His Girlfriend's Name On His Forearms N?? N?? N?? ...... Makes A Spelling Mistake...

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Rajanikanth Can Kill Two Stones With One . . . . . . . .bird.!

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Zindegi Terebina Adhura Hai.najane Q Teremere Beech Meinye Doori Hai.sochta Hun Kabhi Bhuladun Tujhko.per Tera Ek Muskan Meri Kamjori Hai

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Sweet Roses Are Easy To Catch....sweet Words Are Easy To Speak..... But Sweet Persons Are Hard To Get....but, I'm Very Lucky, I Got U....

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