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*christmas Dinner* Mom: Son, What Is Alcohol Doing On The Table?! Son: You're Right Mom, We Must Get Rid Of It (smiles)

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I Thought U Were Busy ,so Didnt Want To Disturb U Dis Thouht Is The Main Reason Behind The Broken Heart Keep Disturbing The Loved Ones

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Height Of Coolnes.! Two Friends, Finishing The Paper, Coming Out Of D Exam Hall, Having A Cool Drink And Talking. 1st- Dude.which Paper Was It. 2nd- May Be Ma...

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Teacher : Class,whatever I Ask I Want You All To Answer , At Once . Teacher : What Is Hundred + Hundred ? Students : At Once

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A French Husband Was Returning Home After Cremating His Wife. He Sees Heavy Lightning And Thunderstorm In The Sky. Husband Thinks: She Must Have Reached There...

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Every Man Search The Second Mother In The Name Of Loverevery Woman Search The First Child In The Name Of Her Lover- Sheaksphere....

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To Make It Straight, She Pulls It. 2 Make It Stand, She Rubs It. 2 Make It Stiff, She Licks It. 2 Let It In She Pushes It. True! Threading A Needle Is Not...

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Somepeople Think 'black' Colour As Sentimentaly Bad. Bt They Dont Realise That, Every Black Board Makes The Students Bright -dr.a.p.j.kalam.........

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Q: If A Devil Catches Ur Wifr, Wat Wud U Do? A: U Can Do Nothin. If Devil Has Committed A Mistake Let Him Face The Consequences.

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Smile In Pleasure Smile In Pain Smile When Trouble Pours Like Rain Smile When Someone Hurts U Smile Because Someone Still Loves To See U Smiling

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Every Man Needs A Beautiful Wife, Intelligent Wife, Caring Wife, Loving Wife, S**y Wife, Adjusting Cooperative Wife, But Its Sad That Law Allows Only One Wife....

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Wn I Dont Gt Ur Sms Nd Cal, A Litle Pain N My Hrt, A Smal Tear In My Eyes N Sadnes Fals On My Face! Wht S Dis?? Its Nothin.. Jst Over Acting.....

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Man Ask God God Y U Make Women So Beautiful? God So That U Can Luv Her. Men But Y U Make Her So Stupid? God Says So That She Can Luv U.......

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. .best Ever Romantic Words Said By A True Lover Boy To His Girlfriend: . I Dont Know How Beautiful You Are?? . . . Bcoz . . . My Eyes Havent Still Moved From...

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Whats The Diff Between Hook In Cricket And Hook Of Bra. One Sends Ball Out Of Boundary And Other Keeps Balls Within The Boundary..........

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Love: Increase Ur Heart Value Smile: Increase Ur Face Value Pleasure: Increase Ur Mind Value Friendship: Increase Ur Life Value! U R Good Friend...

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When Love Fail, Emotion Work. Emotion Fail, Memories Work. Memories Fail, Words Work. When Everything Fails. Take 750 Ml Vodka. It Really Works...

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Last Night I Asked My Angel 2 Watch Over U...but It Came Soon.i Asked: Why? It Smiled And Said: An Angel Doesn T Watch Over Another Angel...

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A Man And A Woman Started To Have S*x In The Middle Of A Dark Forest. After About 15 Minutes Of It, The Man Finally Gets Up And Says, D**n, I Wish I Had A Flash...

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Keep Messaging Me And Win Exciting Prizes. 1st Prize-lots Of Love, 2nd Prize-life Time Fri/ship, 3rd Prize-free Stay In My Heart, Offer Valid Till I M Alive ......

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Once Rajnikant Was Caught On The Highway For Over Speeding While Walking

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Are U Bored Up With Forward Msges,read This One. Thgin Dug Zmaerd Teews Llew Peels Yes,this Is Not A Fwd Msg.. This S A Backward Msg.. -)...

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Always Draw A Circle Around The Ones You Love,never Draw A Heart Because Hearts Can Be Broken,but Circles Are Never Ending.

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I Think Facebook Needs A Nobody Cares Button Right Below The Status Update.

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Things In Boy's Room B4 Marriage . Perfume,love Letter,gifts ,laptops,cards,n97 .. After Marriage - Pain Killers,loan Papers, Unpaid Bills, Nokia 1100......

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Those Beautiful Eyes, That Incredible Body, Such A Brain, Nice Smile .... But That Is Enough About Me, Tell Me How You Are?

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Someone Somewhere Dreams Of Your Smile...and While Thinking Of You Says Life Is Worthwhile. So Whenever Youre Lonely...remember Its True....someone Somewhere Is...

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Only The Open Heart Receives Love Only The Open Mind Receives Wisdom Only The Open Hand Receives Gifts And... Only The Cute 1s Receive Messages From Me,,...

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Before Tom Cruise, Rajnikant Was Approached For The Movie Mission Impossiblebut . . . . . . . He Refused As He Found The Title Insulting...

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Smile Is A Language Of Love, Smile Is A Source To Win Heart, Smile Is A Name Of Lovely Mood, Smile Create Greatness In Personality So Keep Smiling...

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If U R A Chocolate U R The Sweetest, If U R A Teddy Bear U R The Most Huggable, If U Are A Star U R The Brightest, And Since U R My �friend� U R The �best...

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Most Interesting Line Written On The Front Of T-shirt Of A Girl, . . . . . . . Excuse Me ! My Face Is Above.-)...

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Q ? What Is The Difference Between Mechanical Engineers And Civil Engineers ? Ans : Mechanical Engineers Build Weapons , Civil Engineers Build Targets For T...

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Now We R Going To Test Ur Humanity.... Testing.... Still..... Testing... Sorry We Found That Ur Not A Human ...... Ur An Angel :p...

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Give Me A Kiss, And To That Kiss A Score Then To That Twenty, Add A Hundred More: A Thousand To That Hundred: So Kiss On, To Make That Thousand Up A Million. Tr...

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Suppose If, It Is My Last Day In My Life, I Would Die Any Second, Cell Is In My Hand, Waiting 4 Ur Last Msg, What Would U Send Me? Reply Is Must...

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Yeh Duniya 1 Chota Sa Khuwab Hai. Jiyo Apni Zindagi Aise, Jaise Ji Raha Gulab Hai. Reh Kar Sath Aap Kaanto K Bhi, Muskurao Hamesha Jaise Muskurata Gulab Hai....

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It Hurts To Breath . . . . ......because Every Breath I Take, Make Me Feel I Can Not Live Without You...

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Meeting You Was Fate, Becoming Your Friend Was Choice, But Falling In Love With You Was Completely Out Of My Control.

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Exams Are Like Girl Friends Too Many Questions Difficult To Understand More Explanation Is Needed Result Is Always Fail!!!!

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