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A Word To Say, A Word To Hear Even In Ur Absence I Feel U Near Our Relation Is Strong..hope It Goes Long We Will Remain The Same Till The Life Goes On!

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. . Dear Subscribers: Due To A Fault In Magnetic Field And Signals Of Our Service Your Hadsets Will Vibrate For One Hour.. .. . So U Plz Keep It Under Ur Pussi...

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V Never Have What V Like, V Never Like What V Have, Still V Live,luv N Hope That Sum Day Vll Get What V Luv, Or Luv What V Have. Thats Life

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To Be Or Not To Be? That Is The Question. The Answer? Rajinikanth.

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Agar Kisi K Pass Sub Kuch Ho To Duniya Jalti Hay, Agar Kuch Na Ho To Duniya Hansti Hay,meray Paas Aap K Liyay Sirf “dua” Hai, Jis K Liyay Sari Duniya Tarast...

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I'm Sorry But Our Friendship Ends Today, I Didn't Want It This Way, Is For My Own Good Why I'm Doing This, But I Guess After All You Need A Explanation... My De...

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Friend 1 : What Is The Similarity Between A Girlfriend And A Mobile? Friend 2 : Both Are Disconnected When There Is No Money.

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How Newton Died ? He Died After Seen South Indian Movies.. Because He Couldn't Bear Rajnikant Breaking All The Law Of Physics Which He Made......

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A New Addition 2 Da Periodic Table Of Chemical Elements... Element Name : Girls Symbol : Gl Atomic Wt : Dont Even Dare 2 Ask! Physical Props : Boils At Anythin...

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Small Anger, Silly Fights, Serious Jokes, Sensitive Feelings, Millions Of Sorrys, Lots Of Luv, Mixture Of All These Is Wat We Call Friendship...

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This Is One Of The Best Line Life Is Beautiful..conditions Apply..!!!!!

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After A Wild Party The Night Before, Both Husband And Wife Woke Up With Dreadful Hangovers!!! Last Night In The Garden, Was It You I Made Love To, Asked The Be...

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Teacher: George Washington Not Only Chopped Down His Father's Cherry Tree, But Also Admitted Doing It. Now, Louis, Do You Know Why His Father Didn't Punis...

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. .best Ever Romantic Words Said By A True Lover Boy To His Girlfriend: . I Dont Know How Beautiful You Are?? . . . Bcoz . . . My Eyes Havent Still Moved From...

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It's The Sweetest Thing To Do. Do It The Bed, On A Sofa, In The Bathroom Or Anywhere! U Must Never Stop Doing It. It's Called Prayer! God Blesesess Ur Dirty ...

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Boy : From D Day We Met I Haven't Drink Or Smoked ... Girl : How Sweet Of U,r U Madly In Love With Me ...? Boy: Shut Up !, U Made My Pockets Empty !!!!...

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You Are So Hot U Would Make The Devil Sweat

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Nurse Lost Her Cat. Nurse In The Hospital- Any 1 Got A Pusssy, All Women Stood Up,i Mean Any One Seen A Pusssy, All Men Stood Up. I Meant Any One Seen My P...

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Life Quation: Human= Eat+sleep+work+njoy. Pigs= Eat+sleep. So, Human= Pigs+wrk+njoy. Human-njoy= Pigs+wrk. Therefore Humans Who Dont Njoy=pigs At Work!

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If A Kiss Was A Raindrop Id Send U Showers.if A Hug Was A Second Id Send U Hours.if A Smile Was Water Id Send U A Sea.if Love Was A Person Id Send U Me!

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Q: What Is The Similarity Between Playboy Magazine National Geographic?a: U Will See A Lot Of Great Places Where U Can Never Reach !!!

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How Do U Tell Ur Girlfriend If U Want 2 Go To Toilet During Dinner ? Darling I Have 2 Shake Hands With A Close Friend Of Mine Whom I Am Going 2 Introduce 2u Lat...

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Dream Makes Everything Possible, Hope Makes Everything Work, Luv Makes Everything Beautiful, Smile Makes All The Above... So Always Brush Ur Teeth

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When I Saw You, I Was Afraid To Meet You. When I Met You, I Was Afraid To Hug You. When I Hugged You, I Was Afraid To Love You. Now I Love You And I'm Afr...

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Color Of Panty Reflects A Girl's Mood. Red Color - Wild Mood Black Color - S**y Mood Blue Color - Romantic Mood Pink - Seductive Mood No Panty - Perfect Mood ...

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Deepa Mehta Made A Film On Lesbians And Named It Fire, Now She Is Making Another Film On G**s. Guess The Name? 'backfire

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Hi Here's A Cup Of Coffee Just For You. I Have Added 1 Huge Hug 2 Big Kisses 3 Servings Of Love Hope That Stirs Your Heart Today...

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Boy:i M Not Rich Like Rocky, I Dont Have A Big Car Like Rocky, But I Really Love You Girl:i Love U Too, But Tell Me More About Rocky....

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Sweet Candies Are Very Nice To Eat, Sweet Words Are Easy To Say, But Sweet People Are Hard To Find. My Goodness... How Did U Find Me ...??

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Santa : Why Did The Man Put His Radio In His Refrigerator? Banta : I Give Up. Santa : Stupid, Because He Wanted To Hear Cool Music....

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No Offense, But My Last Name Goes Better With Your First Name Than Yours Does. Why Don't You Give It A Try?

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There Is No Such Thing As Evolution, Its Just A List Of Creatures That Rajinikanth Allowed To Live.

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Roses R Red, Sky Is Blue.. Monkies Like U Should B Kept In Da Zoo.. Dont B Angry, U'll Find Me Thr Too.. Not In Da Cage Bt Laughing At U....

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Life May Bring Failures, Hardships, Tears & Lots Of Pain…. But There’s Always A Reason To Smile As Long As You Are There.

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Sweet Short Sms By True Beloved Boy To His Love With Full Of Tears Filled Words. I Am Mad For Her.. But Why I Am I Not Made For Her...

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Wife Running After A Garbage Truck: Am I Too Late For The Garbage? Hubby Following Her Yelled: Not Yet. Jumpppp Innnn Fastttt.

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There Are Two Things In The World Which Make Me Wake Up: The Alarm-clock And... Your Name!

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A Solid Reason For Having 2 Girlfriends At One Time: Monopoly Is Always Damaging Competition Improves Service!

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Beauty Is Power And A Smile Is Its Sword. :-x

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The Person Who Cooked Up This Sentence Must Be A Vocabulary Genius. I Do Not Know Where Family Doctors Acquired Illegibly Perplexing Handwriting Nevertheless, E...

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