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Am I Cute ? Test Call If Im Cute Miss Call If Im Gorgeous Text Back If Im Preety Text A Joke If Im Charming Just Ignore If Ur Jealous ........

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Punishment : * You, Rotate The Ground Four Times * You, Go And Under-stand The Tree * You Three Of You, Stand Together Separately. * Why You Are Late - Say ...

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Teri Khamoshi Aur Udasi Ki Wajah Hum Samajh Na Sake Ae Dost, . . . . Wo To Shaam Ko Teri Mummy Ne Bataya Ke Aaj Teri Chappal Se Pitai Hui Hai!!...

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I Made A List Of Special People In My Life With Pencil.... But When I Reached Your Name..... I Used A Pen Because I Decided To Keep Relation Forever In My L...

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How To Make India A Super Power By The End Of This Year ? Just Ask Rajnikant To Join The Army............. Xd

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Really Bored Uh I Love To Dance What About You The Same Well That Is So Cool Like The Coolest

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There Is No Such Thing As Evolution, Its Just A List Of Creatures That Rajinikanth Allowed To Live.

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Friendship Is A Rainbow Between, Two Hearts, Sharing Seven Feelings: 1....love 2....happiness 3....truth 4....faith 5....secret 6....trust 7....sadness Hope D ...

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Once Rajnikan Taught A Kid How To Enter A House Without Ringing The Doorbell.... . . . . Today That Kid Is Known As Inspector Daya....

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. . 2 Lovers Went 2 C Film A Mosquito Enters Into Boys Pent . N Guess Where It Bites? . . . Naughty Mind, Always Think Bad! . . . It Bites On . . . . . . . Girl...

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Meaning Of Some Colors, Yellow For Special Friend, White For Peace, Orange 4 Luck,black For Hate, Red For Love And Pink For Likeness,so I Choose For U Orange Fl...

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Teacher: George Washington Not Only Chopped Down His Father's Cherry Tree, But Also Admitted Doing It. Now, Louis, Do You Know Why His Father Didn't Punis...

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Woman Has Man In It Mrs. Has Mir In It Female Has Male In It She Has He In It Madam Has Adam In It No Wonder Men Always Want To Be Inside Women.......!

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To The Whole World You Are Somebody....but To Somebody You Are The Whole World

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Good Friends Should Be Like Zero.adding Them Or Subtracting Them Makes Them Same.but Dividing Them Is Not Possible.

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Last Night D Devils Came To My Room They Wanted To Trouble Good People I Suggested Ur Name 2 Them They Said Oh! No! We Cant Disturb Our Boss !

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Your Relation Is Like Paktel “dil To 1 Hay” Your Ove Like Telenor “chaho Kuch Barh K” Your Sincerety Like Haleeb “garah To Hay” Your Smile Lik...

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You Can Never Just Be Friends With Somebody You Used To Love, Simply Because A Little Part Of You Will Always Love Them.

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Any Relation May Start With Simple Talk. It May End With Some Other Talk.but Frendship Starts With A Sweet Smile But Having No End Until We Fail To Smile......

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This Message Was Sent Exclusively For The Handsome And The Beautiful. We Have Obviously Sent It To The Wrong Number.we Are Truly Sorry For The Inconvenience.

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Happiness Always Looks Small If U Hold It In Your Hands. But When You Learn To Share It, U Will Realize How Big & Precious It Is.

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Life Is Like Cotton:- Don’t Make It Heavier By Sinking It In Water Of Sorrow, But Make It Lighter By Letting It Blow In The Wind Of Joy!!!...

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I Look At The Moon The Moon Is Beautiful I Look At You I..i... I Rather Look At The Moon Again Hahaha.kidding!!

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. A Young Man Asked Swamiji . Why Girls Desire More S*x Than Boys? . Swamiji: When You Put Finger In Your Ear Shake It, . Which Feels Better, Your Finger Or Ear...

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One Day By Asked God, ' Is It Wrong 2 Sleep With A Girl Before Marriage??' God- 'no Its Not But The Problem Is Dat You Guys Dont Sleep...!!'

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Girls R Like An Internetvirus:they Enter Urlife,scan Ur Pockets,transfer Money,edit Ur Mind,download Their Problemsdelete Ur Sms

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Would You Please Empty Your Pockets? I Think You Just Stole My Heart?

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I Kept Your Name In My Journal, And Posted You In The Ledger Of My Heart, You Wont Be Classified As Fixed Assets, Because The Market Value Of Friendship Will Ne...

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Never Take A Person For Granted Hold Every Person Close To Your Heart Cause You Might Wake Up One Day And Realise That You've Lost A Diamond While You Were ...

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Please Dont Eat Me! I Have A Wife And Kids. Eat Them! The Only Thing Dumber Than You Is Me. Save Me Jebus! *looks At Uruguay On A Globe* Hee Hee! Look At This C...

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H=- A Man Alone On An Island. Decides 2 Build A Wooden Boat.. Suddenly A Girl Cums Man Uses That Wood 2 Make A Bed.. Moral A Hole Can Change Your Goal.. Haha...

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When Rajinikant Croses The Road, The Cars Have To Look . . . . . . . Left And Right Before Moving.

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A Good Friend Is Like A Good Bra... Hard To Find, Comfortable, Supportive, Prevents You From Falling, Holds You Tight And Is Always Close To Your Heart...

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1 Day God Tested Me, He Erased All My Memory Asked Do U Remember Any1? I Told Ur Name. God Smiled Said Some Viruses Cannot Be Deleted....

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Rajnikant Won 'jumanji' Without Ever Saying The Word. He Simply Beat The Living S**t Out Of Everything That Was Thrown At Him, And The Game Forfeited.

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Science Has Proved That Sugar Melts In Water, So Please Don’t Walk In Rain, Otherwise I Will Lose Such A Sweet Friend Like U

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. . S*x Is Like Nokia (connecting People) . Like Nike (just Do It) . Like Pepsi (ask For More) . And Like Samsung (everybody Is Invited)...

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Msg Peh Msg Bhejte Ho, Bhej Bhej Ke Bheja Karab Karthe Ho, Lekin Bhejte Ho To Kya Bhejte Khud Ka Bheja To Chaltha Hi Nahi, Dusron Ka Bheja Hua Bhejte Ho.....

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Teacher : Tell Me Four Microsoft Office Product ? Sam : Ms Word Ms Excel Ms Powerpoint And After Thinking A Lot He Answered : Ms Dhoni !!...

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I Know Milk Does A Body Good, But D**n How Much Have You Been Drinking?

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