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I Only Have S*x On Days That Begin With T: Tuesday, Thursday, Today, Tomorrow, Thaturday, Thunday And Tevery Other Day!

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I Kept Your Name In My Journal, And Posted You In The Ledger Of My Heart, You Wont Be Classified As Fixed Assets, Because The Market Value Of Friendship Will Ne...

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I'm Too Shy To Express My Sexual Needs Except Over The Phone To People I Don't Know. -garry Shandeigh

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I Wish An Angel Of Mercy Always Sits Next To You & Covers You With Gentle Wings So That, You Walk Wrapped In Allah’s Grace, Protected & Peaceful Fore...

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Whenever Life Seems To Be A Journey Through A Dark Tunnel... Take Me Along With You... I Promise.. . . . . . . . . . V Ll Put Disco Lights N Dance... :p...

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Learn To Love D People Who R Willing To Love U At Present, 4get D People D Past And Thank Dem 4hurting U Which Let U To Love D People U Have Rite Now!

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Roses Are Red... Violets Are Blue... I Am Beautiful... But... What Happened To You?!

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Everyday I Wait For Ur Msg, But Everyday U 4get Frm Now Onwrds If Anyday U 4gt, Then I'll Jump From Train When It Stops! Stop Smiling,im Serious

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. . If Your Right Leg Was Xmas And Your Left Was New Year . . . I Would Love To Visit U During The Holidays

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Women Women Women If U Praise Them, They Think U R Lying. If U Don't, U R Gud 4 Nothing. If They Talk, Theywant U To Listen. If U Listen, They Want U To Talk....

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If 10 People Care 4 U, One Of Them Is Me…. If One Person Cares 4 U, Tat Would Be Me Again…. If No One Cares 4 U, That Means I M Not In This World…

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Height Of Disappointment : A Woman Realising After A Long Long Search On Google That.. Phillip's 21 Inch Was Actually A Tv..! :-) :-)...

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“miss Me” Or “hate Me”, Both Are In My Favour.if You Miss Me,i ‘m Always In Your Heart. If You Hate Me,i’ll Always Be In Your Mind....

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Memories Play A Confusing Role. They Make U Laugh When U Remember Da Time U Cried 2gether. But Make U Cry When U Remember The Time U Laughed 2gethr

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If U Don't Mind If U Don't Feel Bad If Don't Hesitate Please...... Give Me A K Ki Kis Kiss Kiss...... Kissan Jam Bottle Just R...

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Santa : Why Did The Man Put His Radio In His Refrigerator? Banta : I Give Up. Santa : Stupid, Because He Wanted To Hear Cool Music....

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My Blood Is Not Costly, It Is Very Cheap. But, My Heart Is Very Very Costly, Bcoz, It Is Full Of . . . . “youuuu”

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Full Form Of Frienship:- F-fun R-rational I-impartial E-emotional N-never Ending D-dependable S-special H-heart I-lnteresting P-priceless

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Your Girl Friend Is Smart, Intelligent, Sweet, Talented, Excellent, Romantic. In Short, She Is Your Sister.

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Life Is Like A Railway Station, Love Is The Train, It May Come At Any Time, But Friendship Is The Railway Enquiry Counter, Which Always Says May I Help Y...

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Friend 1 : What Is The Similarity Between A Girlfriend And A Mobile? Friend 2 : Both Are Disconnected When There Is No Money.

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Somepeople Think 'black' Colour As Sentimentaly Bad. Bt They Dont Realise That, Every Black Board Makes The Students Bright -dr.a.p.j.kalam.........

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Let Make It Short And Simple, I Love You.

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Fill It:- 1. U Like My= 2. U Think That I M= 3. Flower 4me= 4. U Rename Me= 5. U Give Me Ur= 6. I Look Like= 7. Color Suits Me= Rply M Waitng.....

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One Snake Said To Another : -are We Supposed To Be Poisonous? -why? -because I've Just Bitten My Lip.

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Kiss Me In Light Love Me In Dark... I Promise I Won't Break Your Heart

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Break Up Tip How To Create The Biggest Doubt In Ur Lover About Yourself? Very Simple.. Just Suddenly Sms Them Saying I Love You Too Game Over.......

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A Lady Requested The Doctori Really Do Not Want Children For A While To Enjoy The Life. What Should I Do? Doctor Said Well Then Take This Condom.? Lady Asked...

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Can A Girl Make You A Millionaire ?? Yes!! Of Course But *conditions Apply 'you Must Be A Billionaire'...

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Yr Network Tariff Has Changed! Call Charges R Now Calculated According 2 Brain Size. Da Smaller Da Cheaper! Congradz Yu Can Make Free Calls! Lolz.....

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Rajnikant Didn't Quit Smoking.rajnikant Never Quits.

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One Day Raja And Rani Decided To Send Messages To Each Other By Using Pigeon Instead Of Mobile. The Very Next Day Pigeon Reached Raja Without Any Message. He An...

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. . Skin Meets Skin When Is That The Skin Meets Skin, . Hair Meets Hair N Balls Disappear.. . Dirty Mind Its When . U Blink Ur Eyes...

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Fill In The Blanks 1.boo_s 2. _ _ndom 3.f_ _ K 4.p_ N_s 5.pu_s_ . . . . . . . . . . . . Ans 1.books 2.random 3.fork 4.pants 5.pulse D...

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Evry Gal Wants A Guy.. Who Hugs Her Whn Dey Re Watchn A Scary Movie, Who Givs Her His Jacket Evn Whn He Hmself Is Feeln Cold, Who Wil Alwayz B D 1 2 Make Her La...

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Friendship Is Like Peeing In Your Pants. Every1 Can C It But Only U Can Feel Its True Warmth. Thank U 4 Being The Pee In My Pants

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Two Employees Were Caught N***d And Having S*x In The Office By The Guard... Guard: Aha! Violating Company Rules! Man: What Rule? Guard: Not Wearing Uniforms...

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A Successful Relationship Requires Falling In Love Many Tyms . With D Same Person . . . . In Diff Rooms . Diff Bed . Diff Position....

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Meeting You Was Fate, Becoming Your Friend Was Choice, But Falling In Love With You Was Completely Out Of My Control.

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. . Customer: My Wife Needs A Brazer But I Dont Know The Size . Sales Girl: Its Ok Touch My B****t Try To Calculate . Customer: Oh! I Forgot She Needs Underwea...

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