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Golden Facts Of Life:-when Someone Loves U,u Dont Realise It...when U Realise It,its Too Late,u Always Love The One Who Leaves U & Leave The One Who Loves U...

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A Good Friend Is Like A Computer,,, He Enter Ur Life, Saves U In His Heart, Format Ur Problems, And Never Delete U From His Memory......

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Man1: My Wife Is Obsess W/ Cars. While Asleep, She Holds My Bird Say 'ferari,porsche...' Man2: Mine Is Worst, She Puts My Bird Inside Her Say 'full Tank Pls....

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*christmas Dinner* Mom: Son, What Is Alcohol Doing On The Table?! Son: You're Right Mom, We Must Get Rid Of It (smiles)

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Maths Teacher ... How Can You Distribute 8 Apples Among 6 People Equally..?? Student - By Making Juice Think Different Student Rocks......

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Love Is An Illusion! Its A Highly Dependency Disorder Of Weak Hearted People.. . . . . People With Strong Hearts Believe In Flirting

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If U Like Me Ya Hate Me Both Is Advantageous & Beneficial To Me!!!bcoz If U Like Me Ill Be In Ur Heart & If U Hate Me Ill Be In Ur Mind....

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Friendship Isn't About Whom You Have Known The Longest, Who Came First , Or Who Cares The Best... It's All About Who Came And Never Left..

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Orkut Scrap Tip: Send Colorful Text Scrap 2 Ur Wel Wishers! 2 Do So Just Use Below Format, Red*/red Here Just Replace * With Ur Scrap...

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Simple Fact: When V Read An Emotional Sms, We Nvr Think Of D Person Who Has Sent D Sms But We Always Think Of D Person Whom We Luv D Most!...

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Let The Most Beautiful Dream Come To U Tonight,let The Sweetest Person Come In Ur Dream Tonight….but Dont Make It A Habit Bcoz I M Not Free Every Night.goodni...

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Lovely Times Of Our Life Wont Return Back Forever, But The Lovely Relation The Missing Memories Will Stay In The Heart Forever..!

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Love: Increase Ur Heart Value Smile: Increase Ur Face Value Pleasure: Increase Ur Mind Value Friendship: Increase Ur Life Value! U R Good Friend...

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Question. Whats Another Name For A Push-up Bra? Answer. False Advertisement.

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Girls Are The Best Engine In World, Fits All Size Of Piston Self Lubricating Start With Finger Touch Automatic Mothly Oil Change Best Mileage In 3 Or 4 Drop Pow...

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Break Up Tip How To Create The Biggest Doubt In Ur Lover About Yourself? Very Simple.. Just Suddenly Sms Them Saying I Love You Too Game Over.......

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Someone Asked Wat Makes People Happy? Some Said Wealth & Some Fame. I Was Thinkin Abt It & My Cell Beeped N Received Ur Sms. I Smiled N Said “this Makes Me Ha...

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Whats Live ? Live Is Love. Whats Love ? Love Is Kissing. Whats Kissing ? Come Here And I Show You

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Today Is Chocolate Day =d Dairy Milk For Love Bueno For Friends Kit Kat For Best Friends Polo For The One Who's Most Fun What Would You Choose For Me?...

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Mom: Why R U Pregnant? Daughter: This Is Our Project In College About Miracle Of Life Mom: Tell Me Who Is He? Daughter:i Dont Know, It Was A Group Project. ....

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. . Girls Have Very Stupid Speaicality.. . They Wet Without Bath. . They Bleed Without Injury. . They Give Milk Without Eating Grass. . Make Boneless Thing Hard...

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A - U'r Attractive B - U'r D Best C - U'r Cute D - U'r Dear 2 Me E - U'r Excellent F - U'r Funny G - U'r Good Looking H - He He He I - I'm J - Just K - Kidding...

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. . A Girl Looks At A Mans Tatoo: . Nike On His Arms, . Reebok On His Legs, . . She Screamed When She Saw Aids On His ====. . Relax He Said, If It Erects, It...

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Sending You 100,00,000 Smiles, Take 1 For Now * Keep The Remaining 99,99,999 Under Ur Pillow, Pick Out 1 Every Morning Bcoz I Want 2 Cu Smiling Always And Alw...

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Ur Sky Is As Much As U’d Want To Reach, Ur Life Is As Lonely As U’d Like To Make; Ur Joy Is As Much As U Decide To Feel, Ur Nite Is As Long As You Decide To...

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First Time In The World I Am Introducng A '' 3d '' Message In Ur Mobile.. D D D

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Those Innocent Eyes, Those Kissable Lips, A Great Smile The Perfect Walk, Smoothest Talk, Absolute Gorgeous, That's Enough Bout Me... How R U ?

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Good Relationships Are Like Trees They Demand Attention & Care In The Beginning But Once They Blossoms They Provide U Shade In All Situations Of Life

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A P E R S O N W H O C A N E X P L A I N C O L O R T O A B L I N D M A N C A N E X P L A I N E V E R Y T H I N G I N L I F E...

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Man : His Wife Filed An Application For Divorce. Judge : How Will You Divide, You Have 3 Children? Man : Ok! We Will Apply Next Year....

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A Kiss Is Special Thing That You Can Cant Take Without Giving, And You Cant Give Without Taking . . . . .!

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A Pregnant Lady Went To An Astrologer. Astrologer: When U Deliver A Baby, Babys Father Will Die. Lady: Thank God! My Husband Is Safepregnant Lady Went To An Ast...

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Question : When Do You Congratulate Someone For Their Mistake. Answer : On Their Marriage.

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I M Going To Write On All The Bricks I Miss U And I Wish That One Falls On Ur Head,so That U Knows How It Hurts When U Miss Someone Special Like U

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Life Laughs At You When You Are Unhappy, Life Smiles At U When U Are Happy, But Life Salutes U When U Make Others Happy.. So Please Make Others Happy!...

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Manager: What Is Your Qualification? Santa:- Sir, I Am Phd. Manager:(shocked) What Do U Mean By Phd? Santa:- Sir Passed Highschool With Difficulty...

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Boy 1: I Got A New Car A Laptop And A Mobile . Boy2: Cool Bro , What Does Your Father Do . Boy1: He Sells ...... Onions .

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Only The Open Heart Receives Love Only The Open Mind Receives Wisdom Only The Open Hand Receives Gifts And... Only The Cute 1s Receive Messages From Me,,...

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A Third Person Never Creates Misunderstanding Between 2 People..but, Misunderstanding Between 2 People Creates Space For The Third Person

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