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A 90 Yr Old Man Started Making Love With His 85 Yr Wife, He Started Sucking Her Breats And After Few Seconds The Man Expired, Guess Why? Autoposy Report : Deat...

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The Missing Piece Of Apple Inc. Logo Was Officially Eaten By. . .. . . . . . . . Rajnikant...

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Sensible Lines By A Smoker To His Girl Friend :- If You Don't Wanna See Me Smoking, Then You Better Find Other Ways To Keep My Hands And Lips Busy........

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Why Government Do Not Allow A Man To Marry 2 Women. Because Per Constitution, You Can Not Be Punished Twice For The Same Mistake....

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Person Who Likes U Most Will Fight Irritate U The Most But When U Person Will Fight With The World To Stop U R Tears. That Friendsship.....

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A Boy Pulled A Girl Into Room,locked The Door,putoff The Light,pulled Her 2 The Bed,dragged Her In 2 The Blankt N Said See Mynew Radium Watch

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A4 All Friend B4-best Friend C4-close Friend D4-dear Friend E4-ever Friend F4-familiar Friend G4-good Friend H4-helping Friend I4-inocent Friend J4-jovial Frien...

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Top 10lies 1. I Love U 2. Im Single 3. Im Nt A Plyer 4. I M Vry Sincear Wid U 5. I M Only Your's 6.u Can Trust Me 7.i Cnt Marry U,famly Wont Agri 8.tlk To U Ltr...

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A Man Married A Lady Traffic Police Inspector. Friend: How Was Your First Night? Man: She Charged Rs. 100 From Me For Over Speeding, Rs. 200 For Wrong ...

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Rajnikants Travels So Fast That He Drinks Tea With Obama Inside Whitehouse In Da Morn And Have His Coffee With Karan In Mumbai In Da Evening

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Q: What Do You Call Prostitution In Decent Terms? . . Answer: Hole Sale Business (whole Sale). .

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Santa Found His Internet Connection Very Slow N Download Speed Also Vry Low.he Installed Wallpaper Of Rajnikant.now He Is Enjoying 3g.

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I Was Siting Here With Nothing 2 Do And Thought I Would Say Hi 2 Someone Special Like U

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Government Imposing New Taxes. Dating Rs.10, Hug Rs.20, Kiss Rs.30, Love Rs.50. But You Don't Worry, Flirting Is Still Free. :)

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Zindagi Me Her Dum Hastey Raho, Hasna Zindagi Ki Zarorut Hai, Zindagi Ko Is Andaz Mei Jiyo K, Aap Ko Dekh Ker Log Kahen “wo Dekho” Zindagi Kitni Khubsoor...

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I Want U To Be With Me In A Nice Restaurant To Have Candle Light Dinner. To Say Those Sweet Three Words To U. 'pay The Bill'...

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If Your Cursor Finds A Menu Item Followed By A Dash, And The Double-clicking Icon Puts Your Window In The Trash, And Your Data Is Corrupted Cause The Index Do...

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Xams Are There, At The Paper U Stare The Answer Is Nowhere, Which Makes U Pull Ur Hair. The Teachers Make U Glare, The Grades R Not Fair, But Just Like The Past...

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Diloon Ke Khail Jo Khaile Toh Yeh Mat Bhool Jaana...... Ki Khail He Khail Me Aksar Khilone Toot Jate Hain! :-d

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Yesterday Is History. Tomorrow Is Mystery. Today Is A Gift. That Is Why It Is Called “the Present”. Live In “the Present” And Make Your Life Beaut...

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. . A Woman Married A One Legged Man. . She Wrote To Her Mother: My Husband Only Has One Foot. . Her Mother Replied: You Are Lucky, Your Papa Has Only 5 Inches...

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Vacancy Available Post = True Friend Ability =(loving & Caring) Experience=(not Required) Duty =(two Sms Daily) Salary= (never Ending Love) To Applu.. Sen...

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New System Of Love Jan-rose, Feb-propose, Mar-gift, Apri-lift, May-chating, June-dating, July-miss U, Aug-meet U, Sep-anger, Oct-danger, Nov-left, Dec-next........

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1) Never Hate 2) Don’t Worry 3) Live Simple 4) Expect A Little 5) Give A Lot 6) Always Smile 7) And Keep In Touch With Allah.

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Tere Dil Mein Rahenge Sms Bankar, Dhadkano Mein Bajenge Ringtone Bankar, Kabhi Apne Dil Se Juda Mut Samajana, Hum Tere Saath Chalenge Network Bankar!...

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Son: Teacher Says, Father Is The Pillar Of The Family Then Whats Mom? Dad: She Makes The Pillar Stiff, Strong And Worthwhile To Raise A Family...

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A Boy Started Stare'ing On An Aeroplane On A Girls T-shirt... Girl Said-havent U Seen An Aeroplane B4????? Boy Rep.-i Hav Seen An Aeroplane B4 But God Promise H...

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Just Before Hanging,judge Asked The Prisoner Any Last Wish? Prisoner: Yes, I Want To Update My Facebook Status As Died

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You Can Never Just Be Friends With Somebody You Used To Love, Simply Because A Little Part Of You Will Always Love Them.

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Nice One : Postion Of Husband Is Like A Split Ac No Matter How Loud He Is Outside ,but Inside The House He Is Always Silent .

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Roses R Red, Sky Is Blue.. Monkies Like U Should B Kept In Da Zoo.. Dont B Angry, U'll Find Me Thr Too.. Not In Da Cage Bt Laughing At U....

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Life Is 4 Living, I Live 4 U. Songs R 4 Singing, I Sing 4 U. Love Is 4 Caring, I Care 4 U. Angels R 4 Keeping, Can I Keep U…?

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Writing Is Like S*x - You Have To Be In The Mood.........:d

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. . Interviewer What Is The Recession ???? . Candidate : When Wine And Women Replaced By Water And Wife , . That Critical Stage Of Life Is Called Recession :...

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Rajnikant's School Time Homework Is Now Known As . . . . . . . . Wikipedia

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A Very Funny Beautiful Girl Was A College Student. Once Very Funny Girl Comes Late To Class. Teacher: Why Are You Late? Very Funny Girl : One Boy Was Followi...

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People Say There Is No Difference Between Complete Finish... But There Is! When You Marry The Right 1, U R Complete..... And When U Marry The Wrong 1, U R Fini...

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Friend And Blood Have Only One Difference. Blood Enters In Heart And Flow Out, But A Friend Enters In Heart And Stay Inside Forever.

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Boy: I Love You. Girl: I Hate You. Boy: U Sure? Girl: Am Sure. Boy: Waiter, Bill For Me Alone. Girl: Hey... Hey... I Love You!!! :)...

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