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A Celebrity Is A Person Who Works Hard All His Life To Become Well Known, Then Wears Dark Glasses To Avoid Being Recognized

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Sum Relations R Lyk Tom Jerry. Dey Tease Ech Othr, Dey Knock Dwn Ech Othr,dey Iritate Ech Othr But Dey Even Cnt Live Widout Ech Other...!!miss U Ol Frnds.......

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U R So Seet! W W S Eet! S Eet! W W S Eet! S Eetw! Sewet! W Seet! Ws Eet! Swe Et! Leave It Dude, It Doesnt Fit On U....

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Sweet Fruits R Nice 2 Eat, Sweet Words R Nice 2 Say, But Sweet People R Really Hard 2 Find. My Goodness, How The Hell Did U Manage 2 Find Me

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Once Rajnikant Entered A Race, He Came . . . . . . . . First, Second And Third

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I Must Have Been Born Under A Lucky Star To Find A Friend As Nice As You Are. I Will Follow The Rainbow To The End, If You Promise To Remain My Frien...

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Dont Send Any Messages, I Dont Want To See You, Hear Your Voice, Think Of You, Coz My Doctor Advised Me 2 Keep Away From Sweets

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Condom To Whisper: Bloody Every Month You Stop My Business For One Week. Whisper Replied: If You Make A Mistake I Lose My Business For 9 Months...

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. . . . Whats A Quick Way 2 Double Ur Money? . . . By Folding It

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I Dont Love Whoevr Proposes Me Coz I M A Priceless Queen To My Sweet Parents N They Wil Bring Me A Perfect King..

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Those Innocent Eyes, Those Kissable Lips, A Great Smile The Perfect Walk, Smoothest Talk, Absolute Gorgeous, That's Enough Bout Me... How R U ?

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. . Once A Girl Lost Her Virginity. . . . . . Rajnikanth Got It Back For Her

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Girl: Nobody Can Stop Me, Ill Send U Sms Till, Boy: My Death? Girl: No Boy: Your Death? Girl: No Boy: World Exist? Girl: No Boy: Oxygen Available? Girl: No Gi...

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Rajnikanth Can Set Ants On Fire With A Magnifying Glass..... . . . . . . . . . At Night.

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A Girl Phoned Me The Other Day And Saidcome On Over, Theres Nobody Home. I Went Over. Nobody Was Home

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Q........y Do Girls Dont Put Mobile Phones In Their Bra? A.........bcoz Vibration Convert Milk Into Butter Milk..

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Best Advertisement Ever- If You Want To Trmove Your Pimples, Wringles, Face Marks And The Signs Of Skin Aging, Try- . . . . . . . . . .adobe Photoshop Cs3...

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In The Rhythm Of Life We Sometime Find Ourselves Out Of Tune But As Long As There Are Friends To Provide The Melody The Music Plays On...

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. . A Small Child Wrote 2 Santa Claus . Send Me A Brother. . Santa Wrote Back . Send Me Ur Mother...

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Exams Are There, At The Paper U Stare, The Answer Is Nowhere, Which Makes U Pull Ur Hair. The Teachers Make U Glare, The Grades R Not Fair, But Just Like The Pa...

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Husband-shall V Try A Different Position 2nite Wife-xcellent Idea,u Stand At Da Sink Wash Da Dishes I'll Lie On D Sofa Watch Dtv

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Newton:how 2 Write 4 In Btwn 5? China:joke Japan: Impossible America: Wrong Question Uk: Not Found On The Internet Rajnikanth From India: F(iv)e...

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Friendship Doesn't Need Any Promises, Terms Or Conditions... It Just Needs 2 Wonderful People. It's Not U, It's Not Me, It's Simply 'we'...

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If Someone Is Too Tired To Give You A Smile, Leave One Of Your Own, Because No One Needs A Smile As Much As Thosewho Have None To Give....

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I Like Grapes Bcoz Its Boneless. And I Like U Bcoz U R Brainless Ha..ha..ha.. Felt Bad? Cumon Yar, Its Just A . . . . . Fact....

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Ah, I Forgot Your Name. Can I Call You Mine? And In Case You Forget My Name Too, Call Me Yours!!!

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Kisses Blown Are Kisses Wasted. Kisses Are Not Kisses Unless They Are Tasted. Kisses Spread Germs And Germs Are Hated. But You Can Kiss Me Baby I Am Vaccinated

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Best Linez By A Best Friend: It Hurts Me When U Talk To Someone Else N Not Me.. But, It Hurts Even More When Some1 Else Makes U Smile N I Cant. ...............

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Days Are Too Busy Hours Are Too Few Seconds Are Too Fast, But There Is Always Time For Me To Ask: How R U? N Hope U R Fine. Miss U!

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. . Teacher: Tel Me 3tenses With Example . Boy: I Saw Your Daughter Yesterday (past) . We Are In Love Now (present) . We Will Run Away Tomorw (future)...

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Love Your Boy As If He's Only Eight, Let Him Play With His Toys And Go Out With His Playmates, Don't Worry For At The End Of The Day He'll Still Look For His Mo...

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Everything Happens For A Purpose. Our Relationship Was Not An Accident... God Wanted Me To Get The Best. But Unfortunately U Got The Best!

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. . . Young Girl Praying : Please God Marry Me With Intelligent Man. . . . God Replied : Thats Impossible, Because Intelligent Men Dont Get Married.....

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We Always Feel Bad & Think That Good Things Happen Only To Othersbut We Forget That We Are Others For Someone Else.

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Sometimes I Think.. . . . . . . . . . . . . Sometimes I Don’t.. ;) Aise Hi Chalta Hai Mera To ! :p

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Wife Read A Book Told Her Husband: . A Bull F***s 300 Times A Year, U Dont Do Quarter Of That. . Husband: Where Is It Written That He F***s The Same Cow!.......

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Meaning Of Some Colors, Yellow For Special Friend, White For Peace, Orange 4 Luck, Black For Hate, Red For Love And Pink For Likeness, So I Choose For U Orange ...

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One Sperm Says To The Other Sperm, How Far Is It To The Ovary? . . . . . . . The Other Sperm Says, Relax. We Haven't Even Passed The Tonsils Yet....

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Friends 4ever Never Apart, Maybe In Distance But Never In Hrt

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Rajnikant Strted Using Facebook...within 10 Sec He Got Trillions Of Notifications..... One Of Them Was..... Facebook Wants 2 B Your Frnd........

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