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Once Rajnikant Met A Goat On Road. The Goat Was Making Sound May, May, May. Rajni Hit The Goat In Anger. Now That Goat Is Known As . Justin Beiber

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If U Drop Me I Ill Break If U Hold Me I Ill Shake If U Need Me I Ill Hurry, If U Don’t Call Me I Ill Worry If U Hurt Me I Ill Cry But If U Leave Me I Il...

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Women Women Women If U Praise Them, They Think U R Lying. If U Don't, U R Gud 4 Nothing. If They Talk, Theywant U To Listen. If U Listen, They Want U To Talk....

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Husband: Yesterday A Girl Came In My Dream. Wah! What A Girl She Was... Wife: She Must Be Alone. Husband: How Do You Know? Wife: Her Husband Came In My Dream...

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Once Rajnikanth Used Tooth Powder To Make His Teeth Strong. That Powder Is Now Known As Ambuja Cement.

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If You Are An “icecream” Then U R So Sweet. If You Are “rose” Then You Are So Soft If You Are A “star” Then You Are So Bright. If You Are My “f...

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Those Beautiful Eyes, That Incredible Body, Such A Brain, Nice Smile .... But That Is Enough About Me, Tell Me How You Are?

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He Came At Night, Explored My Body, Got On Top Of Me, Touched Me, He Bit, Sucked, Swalowd, When He Was Satisfyed, He Left, I Was Hurt...

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How 2 Convert The Most Interesting Song Of Urs As Ur Most Irritating Song?? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Just Set It As Ur Alarm Tone!...

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2 Signs Tat Confirm A Girl's Virginity: 1)for Th 1st Time, Evry Good Grl Wil Hesitate To Show Her Body In Light! 2.wenevr U Open Her Legs Wide, She Shud Brin...

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When People See My Sms, Some Think That I'm Addicted To Messaging. Well, Not Really.. Actually Its The Relationship I'm Addicted To Maintain It. !! .

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A Guy Picks Up A Girl For The Date. Why Are U Wearing Ur Belt Around Ur Knee.? Girl: I Promised My Mom That I Wouldn't Let You Touch Me Below My Belt.

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A Word To Say, A Word To Hear Even In Ur Absence I Feel U Near Our Relation Is Strong..hope It Goes Long We Will Remain The Same Till The Life Goes On!

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I'm Afraid To Close My Eyes Coz I Might Think Of You. I'm Afraid To Open Them Coz I Might See You. I'm Afraid To Move My Lips Coz I Might Speak Of You. I'm Afra...

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When Time Comes For U To Give Ur Heart To Someone, Make Sure U Select Someone Who Will Never Break Ur Heart, Cuz Broken Hearts Has Never Spare Parts

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Roses Are Red... Violets Are Blue... I Am Beautiful... But... What Happened To You?!

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A U R Attractive B U R The Best C U R Cute D U R Dear 2 Me E U R Excellent F U R Funny G U R Good-looking H Hehehe I I'm J Joking

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Want To Hear Two Short Jokes And A Long Joke? Joke. Joke. Joooooooooooooooooooookkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkke.

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Only The Open Heart Receives Love Only The Open Mind Receives Wisdom Only The Open Hand Receives Gifts And... Only The Cute 1's Receive Messages From Me...

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Do You Know What Is Differance Between Your Smile And My Smile? You Smile When You Are Happy, And, I Smile, When I See,you Happy..!...

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6 U ! U .: O W P O O 6 6 U ! L ! W S D 3 3 K Confused??? Turn It And Read It

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If Love Is Water, I'll Give U The Ocean. If Kisses Are Spaces, I'll Give U The Universe... If Heat Was Your Love & Care, How I Wish The Sun Was Beside Me....

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A Man While Making Love To His Maid, Exclaimed Martha Ur Are Sweeter Than My Wife The Maid Smiled And Said I Know Cos The Driver Always Tells Me So........

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When We Throw A Ball In The Air Why Does It Comes Down? Non Physics Answers . ? . ? . B'coz No One Is There Up 2 Catch The Ball. :-)...

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Sweet Candies Are Nice To Eat Sweet Words Are Easy To Say But, Sweet Ppl Are Hard To Find Oh My God! How Did U Find Me ??

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Do You Like Maths, If So Add A Bed, Subtract Ur Clothes, Divide Your Legs And We Can Multiply!

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Last Night I Went To Bed Without U. Cold, Thinking Of U, Missing Ur Warmth, Your Soft Touch Against My Skin. Where Were U Last Night? My Blanket

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If Someone Is Too Tired To Give You A Smile, Leave One Of Your Own, Because No One Needs A Smile As Much As Thosewho Have None To Give....

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If Your Wife Wants To Learn To Drive, Don't Stand In Her Way.

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Boy:i M Not Rich Like Rocky, I Dont Have A Big Car Like Rocky, But I Really Love You Girl:i Love U Too, But Tell Me More About Rocky....

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Some Idiot Say : Behind Every Successful Man, There Is A Woman But Nobody Knows The Fact That Woman Choose Only Successful Man.

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Judge: You Are Accused Of Rape, So U R Fined Rs.11461, Man:mylord Why Exactly Rs11461? Judge:rs.10000 For Rape4 Vat, 10.2 Entertainment Tax

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Nice Legs When Do They Open??????

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Man 1 : Have You A Great Weakness For Beautiful Women? Man 2 : Not Weakness But Great Strength.

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I Looked At A Sweet, Beautiful Rose, And Then I Looked At You, And I Kept Looking At You, For The Rose Isn't As Beautiful As You

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Best Attitude Quote I May Never B Good Enough For Every1 But I'm D Best For Them Who Deserve Me

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Remember These Words . Love The Lady But Dont Touch The Body You Will Screw The Lady If You Touch The Body You Will Become A Dady ....

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Once Rajnikant Bunked A Whole Day In School... Since Then That Day Is Known As. . . . . . . . Sunday...

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Forget Me ??? Enjoying Wid Ur Friends Family So Much Dat U Actually Forget Me. But I Promise I Will Meet You Very Soon Your Lovingly Exam...

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Stars Hv Settled N Sun Will Shine, Our Relation Matures Like Lovely Wine,very Good Evening To A Friend Of Mine,may Your Day Be Lovely N Fine

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