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Waters May Dry.. Flowers May Die.. But True Friends Will Never Say Goodbye...

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The Moment I First Saw You, You Warmed My Heart, The Second Time You Made Little Flames And Now You Make My Heart Burn Like H**l !!

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2 Ways To Suicide 1.quick Death- Take A Big Rope Tie It Around Ur Neck Hang Urself. 2.slow Death-wear A Tie Join Engineering....

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Once Rajnikant Lost His Wallet. . . . . . . . . Since Then.... The World Is Facing Recession....

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Hearts Change,i Know They Do... But This Heart Will Always Belong To U...hearts Hurt, I Know They Do... But This Heart Hurts More Without You.....

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G. Go 2 Bed O. Off D Lights O. Out O Tension D. Dreams Come N. Nice Sleep I. Ignore Worries G. Get Up Early H. Have A Nice Day T. Thank God Always...

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A: Do You Want To Hear A Dirty Joke? B: Ok A: A White Horse Fell In The Mud.

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. A Young Man Asked Swamiji . Why Girls Desire More S*x Than Boys? . Swamiji: When You Put Finger In Your Ear Shake It, . Which Feels Better, Your Finger Or Ear...

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Kissing You Baby Is My Dream. I Am Strawberry You Are The Cream. Handle Me Gently Keep Me Real Keen.u N I Together Babes Is Passion So Extreme!

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Color Of Panty Reflects A Girl's Mood. Red Color - Wild Mood Black Color - S**y Mood Blue Color - Romantic Mood Pink - Seductive Mood No Panty - Perfect Mood ...

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Handsome, Sweet, Intelligent, Spontaneous, Good-looking, Nice Friends, Charming, Funny, Well...enough About Me! How About You?

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If Friends Were Flowers I Would Not Pick You! I'll Let You Grow In The Garden Cultivate You With Love And Care So I Can Keep You As A Friend 4ever!!

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Sweet Roses Are Easy To Catch....sweet Words Are Easy To Speak..... But Sweet Persons Are Hard To Get....but, I'm Very Lucky, I Got U....

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Tangdasti Agar Na Ho Ghaalib Tandrusti Hazaar Nemath Hai

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Whats The Diff Between Hook In Cricket And Hook Of Bra. One Sends Ball Out Of Boundary And Other Keeps Balls Within The Boundary..........

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Everyday I Wait For Ur Msg, But Everyday U 4get Frm Now Onwrds If Anyday U 4gt, Then I'll Jump From Train When It Stops! Stop Smiling,im Serious

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I Smell The Smelly Smell Of Something That Smells Smelly Mr. Krabs

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Rajnikant Teaches Movies How To. . . . . . . . Act.

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When Time Comes For U To Give Ur Heart To Someone, Make Sure U Select Someone Who Will Never Break Ur Heart, Cuz Broken Hearts Has Never Spare Parts

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Oops! I Lost My Mobile Number! Could I Have Yours? :x

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When All River Become Dry, When All Birds Leave The Sky, When All Friends Say U Good Bye... Remember I'll Be Always There To Tell You, May I... ....

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Once Rajnikanth Was On Hot Seat Of Kbc And Computer Needed Lifeline To Choose The Question

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Can You See Me? No? Turn Around, Can You See Me Now? No? Turn Again, Can You See Me Now? I Can See You Because You Have A Special Place In My Heart!

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. . Girls Have Very Stupid Speaicality.. . They Wet Without Bath. . They Bleed Without Injury. . They Give Milk Without Eating Grass. . Make Boneless Thing Hard...

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It Hurts To Breath . . . . ......because Every Breath I Take, Make Me Feel I Can Not Live Without You...

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Rajni Doesn't Turns The Light On. He Turns The . . . . . . . . . Dark Off.

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Life Is Like A Book: Each Day A New Page With Adventures To Experience, Lessons To Learn And Good Deeds To Replicate. Have A Colorful Page Everyday....

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Ecg If U Go Out With Wife /l__,-.__/_,_,-. Ecg If U Go Out With Girlfriend _/l_/l_/l_/l_/_/_ Ecg If Wife Catches U With Girlfriend /________

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True Friendship Is When Two Friends Can Walk In Opposite Directions, Yet Remain Side By Side. :)

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I Say And You Listen Its A Good Friendship You Say And I Listen Its A Better Friendship But I Don't Say And You Understand, Its Best Friendship....

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. . Nurse Lost Her Cat. . Nurse In The Hospital- Any 1 Got A Pusssyy, . All Women Stood Up,i Mean Any One Seen A Pusssyy, . All Men Stood Up. . I Meant Any One...

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If I Had A Single Flower For Every Time I Thought Of Youi Could Walk In My Garden Forever, Never Finding The End.

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T I T A N I C __||___ _'::::::::'=._,/ I___ '_,_____________/ ' '''

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I Dont Love Whoevr Proposes Me Coz I M A Priceless Queen To My Sweet Parents N They Wil Bring Me A Perfect King..

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Usa Power Vs Indian Power Usa- 10000 Nuclear Weapons, 600000 Army, 10000 Tanks, 12000 Air Force, 3000 Ships India- *rajnikanth*...

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Dolphin Said 2 Water: U Cant C My Tears Cos M In Water. Water Reply: I Can Feel Ur Tears Cos Ur In My Heart. Tats Feeling Of Frenship....

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Girl: Mom Momi Was Raped. Mom:eat Some Chillies!! . Girl: Will It Stop Pregnency???? . Mom: Nobut . . . . It Will Stop That F*c***g Smille On Your Face!!!!!...

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Recently ,china Airports Were Closed Due 2 Heavy Fog. . . . . . . Later It Was Discovered That Rajnikant Was Having Hukkah From India...

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A Successful Relationship Requires Falling In Love Many Tyms . With D Same Person . . . . In Diff Rooms . Diff Bed . Diff Position....

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Cpt. Miller: Control, Lads, Control!!!!! Soldiers: Wtf...? Cpt. Miller: Ummm... I Mean 'get Down!!!!'

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