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A Boy Was Following A Girl. Girl: Dont Follow Me, Because My Mother Is Coming Behind You... Boy: Dont Worry, My Father Is Following Her..!!!.

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Butterflies Dont Know In What Color Their� Wings R But Human Eyes Know How Nice-it Is. Likewise U Dont Knw How Sweet U R But I Know How Special U R 2 Me!...

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Friends Are Like Fishing.... You Have To Sit Patiently For A Long Time To Catch A Good One..... . . . . . . . . . . . Just Like I Catch You...... So Better S...

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I'll Catch U 1st, I'll Take U 2 Bed, I'll Make U Hot, I'll Make U Sweat, I'll Make U Tired, I'll Make U Vomit. U Knw Who I Am.......? Im Worst Fever U Ever G...

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Most Intelligent Statement: I M Not Scared Of Proposing A Girl, But I M Scared About, What Would Happen If She Agrees???

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People Say Dey Luv Rain.. But When It Rains Dey Use Umbrella.. Peopl Say They Love Wind.. But When Its Windy Dey Close Windows.. Dats Y I Sometimes Get Scared...

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An Interseting Fct Abt August2009: This August Has 5 Saturdays, 5 Sundays And 5 Mondays..al In One Month. It Happens Once In 823 Years.

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If U Drop Me I Ill Break If U Hold Me I Ill Shake If U Need Me I Ill Hurry, If U Don’t Call Me I Ill Worry If U Hurt Me I Ill Cry But If U Leave Me I Il...

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The Length And Breadth And Height Of You, Total Up To Quite A View, But To Taste The True Delight Of You, I'll Have To Take A Bite Of U.

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Man 1 : How Do You Like Her New Bikini? Man 2 : It Reminds Me Of Trying To Put 20 Kg Potatoes In A 10 Kg Sack.

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Night Prayer ............. Dear God, Thank You For Making Me Healthy. Can You Also Make Me S**y? If You Can't Make Me S**y, Please Make All My Friends Fat. A...

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Tc Fined Ticketless Girls Chudidar Girl Was Fined Rs100 Skirt Girl Rs50 Mini Skirt Girl Rs25 Next Girl Was Fined Rs0 Why? U Naughty She Had Ticket......

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Rajnikant Doesn't Shave... . . . . . . . He Just Looks In The Mirror And Dares Hairs To Grow

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Feeling Bored? Wondering, What To Do? Open The Zip! Enter Your Hands In Between Your Zip.. Take Out Your Book From Your Bag And Study.....

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A Group Of Elephants Were Sitting On The Street. A S**y Female Elephant Passes By What Does The Loafer Elephant Say? Wow 3600-2400-3600

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(*(*(*a Very True Line About My Dear Friend)*)*)*) (((every One Is Not My Friend But (((my Friends Are Not Just Like Everyone)))...

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Sms Karne Ke 4 Fayde 1 Riste Kamjor Nahi Hote 2 Sab Contact Me Rahte Hai 3 Apno Se Dil Ki Baat Kah Sakte Hai Or 4 Kanjus Kon Hai Pata Chalta Hai

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What Is The Longest Word In The English Language? Smiles: There Is A Mile Between The First And Last Letters!

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Could U Fax Me Ur Photo Very Very Urgently ? Mind U - Its Really Very Very Urgent, D**n Serious And Very Imp Im Playing Cards And Weve Misplaced The Joker....

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I Have The I.i Have The L.i Have The O.i Have The V.i Have The E... So Pls

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Can You See Me? No? Turn Around, Can You See Me Now? No? Turn Again, Can You See Me Now? I Can See You Because You Have A Special Place In My Heart!

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In Life Ull Never Know What Has Been Missing Until It Arrives And Ull Never Know What Uve Got, Until It Is Gone.so, Appreciate Every Thing U Have Now....

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W: Wonderful I: Item F: For E: Entertainment Husband H: Handsome U: Useful S: Smart B: But A: At N: Night D: Dangerous...

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Boys Room Before Marriage Perfumes Cds Gifts Cards Friendship Bands Books After Marriage Pain Killers Loan Papers Unpaid Bills -) ........

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What Happens When Rajnikant Pees ? Everyone Run..............................................its A Tsunami !!!!!!!!!!!!

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There Is No Difference Between Complete And Finish. But When U Love A Right Person,u R Complete. And When U Love A Wrong Person,u R Finished....

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. . A Girl Looks At A Mans Tatoo: . Nike On His Arms, . Reebok On His Legs, . She Screamed When She Saw Aids On His ====. . Relax He Said, If It Erects, It ...

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A Girl Looks At A Mans Tatoo: . Nike On His Arms, . Reebok On His Legs, . . She Screamed When She Saw Aids On His ====. . Relax He Said, If It Erects, It Read...

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I Think U R Very Careless!!! U Come & Leave Things Behind!!!! See Now What U Have Left?? U Just Came In My Mind & Left A Smile On My Face…....

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Some Realties Of Life. “u Love Someone U Marry Someone Else. The One U Marry Becomes Your Wife Or Husband. And The One U Loved Becomes The Password Of Your Ma...

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Boys Never Satisfy With 3 Things In Life : Mobile Bike Gf Bcoz There Is Always Better Model Available In Future . :d...

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Boy: Mom! Why I Am Black And You R White? Mom: Listen Son! Considering All The Crazy Things I Did Years Ago, You Should Be Thankful That You Are Not Barking...!...

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The Teacher To A Student: Conjugate The Verb To Walk In Simple Present. The Student: I Walk... You Walk .... The Teacher Interrupts Him: Quicker Please. The Stu...

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God Made Butter, God Made Cheese God Made You For Me To Squeeze. God Made Whiskey, God Made Pepsi And When He Made You He Made You S*xy!

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The Nominees For Nice Lovers Are: You You You You! Yoouu! The Winner Is Me! Coz I Have You!!!

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If U R 2 B Paid $1000 For Each Kind Act U’v Ever Done, And 2 Collect $500 For Each Unkind Act Of Yours, Would U B Rich Or Poor?

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Hearts Change,i Know They Do... But This Heart Will Always Belong To U...hearts Hurt, I Know They Do... But This Heart Hurts More Without You.....

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Always Ask God To Give U What U Deserve, Not What You Desire. Its Bcoz Your Desires May Be Few, But You Deserves A Lot!

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Once Rajnikant Wrote A Cheque. . . . . . . . . . . . The Bank Bounced

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A Man And A Woman Started To Have S*x In The Middle Of A Dark Forest. After About 15 Minutes Of It, The Man Finally Gets Up And Says, D**n, I Wish I Had A Flash...

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