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A: Why Are All Those People Running? B: They Are Running A Race To Get A Cup. A: Who Will Get The Cup? B: The Person Who Wins. A: Then Why Are All The Others Ru...

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Hope : Every Night We Go To Bed, We Have No Assurance To Get Up Alive The Next Morning But Still We Have Plans For The Coming Day..........that's Hope........

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Smoke Everyday! Smoke Means S=send M=me O=one K=kool Sms E=everyday So Plz Feel Free To Smoke.request U 2 B A Chain Smoker.gud Day.. ....

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Friendship Is Always A Sweet Responsibility, Never An Oppourtunity.

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Hold A True Friend With Both Your Hands Don't Let Go For True Friend Comes Once In A Lifetime. That's Why Im Holding You Tight! Cant Let U Go

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The Average Guy Is Much More Interested In A Girls Geography Than Her History.

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. . Whats The Closest Thing To A Womans Periiod? . Your Salary. . It Comes Once A Month, . Lasts About 3 Or 4 Days And If It Doesnt Come, . Everythings Fucccke...

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Rajnikant Was Once Asked By A Reporter How He Felt About All The Rajnikant Jokes On The Internet And Sms? His Reply Was. Do You Think They Are Jokes...

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Boy Asked To A Girl: Can I Kiss You? Girl Answered: Yes! Of Course, But Where? On Vertical Or Horizontal Lips? Boy: What? Girl: I Mean On Upper Or Lower Lips...

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He Came At Night, Explored My Body, Got On Top Of Me, Touched Me, He Bit, Sucked, Swalowd, When He Was Satisfyed, He Left, I Was Hurt...

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Friendship Iz Like A Glass, Handle It With Care, Becoz Once Broken Cannot Be Mended, And Even If Mended.... A Crack Iz Alwaz There..

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. . Once A Girl Lost Her Virginity. . . . . . Rajnikanth Got It Back For Her

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. A Young Man Asked Swamiji . Why Girls Desire More S*x Than Boys? . Swamiji: When You Put Finger In Your Ear Shake It, . Which Feels Better, Your Finger Or Ear...

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Do U Know Similarity Between Dinosaurs And Decent Girls? ? ? ? ? Both Dont Exist . .

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Take The Date U R Born, X4, +13, X25, -200, +mth U R Born, X2, -40, X50, + Last 2 Digit Of Ur Yr U R Born, -10500. Notice Anything? Try It, Interesting

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Never Get Tired Of Doin Little Things To Others,bcoz Sumtimes Those Little Things May Mean So Much To Them. That's Why I Won't Get Tired Of Sending My Sms To U....

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What Happen To Ur Mobile????? I Was Trying To Call U But I Got Dis Msg Welcome To The Jungle Network D Monkey U R Trying To Call On Tree Plzz Try Later...

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Q: What Do Girls And Rocks Have In Common? A: Everyone Skips The Flat Ones.

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A Friend Is Someone Who Has The Same Enemies You Have. :))

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My Dear Do U Know Wat It Is M-myself Is Y-yielded D-deeply And E-emotionally To A-a R-rare Person And Dat Is U So My Dear , Come On...

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Man : His Wife Filed An Application For Divorce. Judge : How Will You Divide, You Have 3 Children? Man : Ok! We Will Apply Next Year....

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You Bring Sunshine To My Darkness You Are The Comfort To My Pain You Brought Happy To My Sadness When My Tears That Fell Like Rain

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Life Quation: Human= Eat+sleep+work+njoy. Pigs= Eat+sleep. So, Human= Pigs+wrk+njoy. Human-njoy= Pigs+wrk. Therefore Humans Who Dont Njoy=pigs At Work!

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Give Me A Kiss, And To That Kiss A Score Then To That Twenty, Add A Hundred More: A Thousand To That Hundred: So Kiss On, To Make That Thousand Up A Million. Tr...

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Boy : Is Ur Name Google? Girl : No!..why? Boy : Cu Z U Got Everything I Am Searching For.....

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Can You See Me? No? Turn Around, Can You See Me Now? No? Turn Again, Can You See Me Now? I Can See You Because You Have A Special Place In My Heart!

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Dont Send Any Messages, I Dont Want To See You, Hear Your Voice, Think Of You, Coz My Doctor Advised Me 2 Keep Away From Sweets

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Intel's New Tag Line For Its Processors ... . . . . . . . . Rajnikanth Inside

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. . During War A Soldier Sees 3 Enemy Girls And An Old Lady . . Soldier: I Want Revenge, Ill Fuc*k You All . Girl: Plz Leave The Old Lady . Old Lady: Shut Up! W...

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Love Is An Illusion! Its A Highly Dependency Disorder Of Weak Hearted People.. . . . . People With Strong Hearts Believe In Flirting

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A Wish For A Sweet Friend May The Sun Always Shine On Your Windowpane May A Rainbow Be Certain To Follow Each Rain May The Hand Of A Friend Always Be Near Yo...

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Girl Friends Are Like Mobile Phone, Whenever You Want Happiness Just Check Inbox, Whenever U Want To Cry Check Out Box, And Whenever U Want To Enjoyment Just Pl...

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Girl:-i Love. . . . . . . . . . . . . Boy:-really Girl:-just A Joke...

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A Girl Phoned Me The Other Day And Saidcome On Over, Theres Nobody Home. I Went Over. Nobody Was Home

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When U Feel Depreesed, Confused Or Hurt. Dont Worry Stand In Front Of A Mirror, U Will Find The Best One To Solve Ur Problem. Trust Yourself,...

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Love Is Only One Time In Life I Miss You

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H=- A Man Alone On An Island. Decides 2 Build A Wooden Boat.. Suddenly A Girl Cums Man Uses That Wood 2 Make A Bed.. Moral A Hole Can Change Your Goal.. Haha...

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Keep Messaging Me And Win Exciting Prizes. 1st Prize-lots Of Love, 2nd Prize-life Time Fri/ship, 3rd Prize-free Stay In My Heart, Offer Valid Till I M Alive ......

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Im Not Pencil 2 Write Ur Happiness, But I Will Be Nice Eraiser 2 Erase All Ur Sorrows..believe Me Friend I Will Be Always With You.....

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If A Is 1 B Is 2 Z Is 26 Then H+a+r+d+w+o+raa+k=98 K+n+o+w+l+e+d+g+e=96 L+u+c+k=47 But Only A+t+t+i+t+u+d+e=100...

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