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Life Is Touch & Go. Some People Will Be There Only For Sometime, Some Will Go Away, But Ppl Who Find U Special, Will Always Find Ways To Stay.

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Today Is International Hansome Boys And Beautiful Girls Day ! So Send This Msg To Some1 Who Looks Smart And Cute B True .... Dont Cheat Like Me !!!

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Millions Of People Write Love Letters Everyday.. But Everyone Sends Their 1st One To Me... Imagine How Beautiful I Am..

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A 22 Wheeler Huge Truck Once Met With An Accident Against Rajinikanth . . Since Then, It Is Called Tata Nano.

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Vijay Participated In 100 Meter Race And Obviously He Came First.... But Einstein Died After Watching That.....coz... Light Came Second..!...

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Nurse Lost Her Cat. Nurse In The Hospital- Any 1 Got A Pusssy, All Women Stood Up,i Mean Any One Seen A Pusssy, All Men Stood Up. I Meant Any One Seen My P...

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I Say And You Listen Its A Good Friendship You Say And I Listen Its A Better Friendship But I Don't Say And You Understand, Its Best Friendship....

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Secretary Saw Her Boss Pant Zip Open, She Said, Sir Ur Garage Door Is Open..... Boss, Did U See My Ferrari????? Secret.- I Saw A Small Bike With 2 Punctured Whe...

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It Must Have Been A Rainy Day When You Were Born, But It Wasn't Really Rain, The Sky Was Crying Because It Lost His Most Beautifull Angel...!

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Mom: My Dear Son, Why Your Wife Sitting So Silent..? Son: Nothing Mom, She Asked Lipstick, But I Gave Fevistick That's All. No Chip Chip No Chik Chik....! :d...

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Always Draw A Circle Around The Ones You Love,never Draw A Heart Because Hearts Can Be Broken,but Circles Are Never Ending.

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A Funny Man His Wife Go To A Coffee House. Funny Man Buys 2 Cups Of Coffee. Funny Man: Drink Quickly... Drink Quickly... Before It Gets Cold. Wife: But Why.....

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Q: What Is The Similarity Between Playboy Magazine National Geographic?a: U Will See A Lot Of Great Places Where U Can Never Reach !!!

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We Always Feel Bad & Think That Good Things Happen Only To Othersbut We Forget That We Are Others For Someone Else.

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Wife: I Think Im Pregnant Hubby : I Told U A Million Time,,we Don,t Want Kid Now Wife: Its Not My Fault, Now Its Been 3 Years We Use Same Condom From The First ...

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Quote For The Morning A Girl In A Bikni Is Like Having A Loaded Pistol On Your Coffee Table, There's Nothing Wrong With Them, But Its Hardto Stop Thinking Abou...

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. . . . How To Impress A Woman: Compliment Her, Kiss Her, Love Her, Tease Her, Protect Her, Listen To Her, Support Her. . . . How 2 Impress A Man: Show Up N***d...

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Q. What Would Confuse A G*y An Apple Confused I Knew It

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My Nights Are Going Sleepless, My Days Are Going Useless. So I Asked God, Is This Love?. God Replied, No Dear, Result Is Near.

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. . . Girl : Mom, I Am In Love With A Guy . . Mom Shocked : How Old Is The Boy And What Is He Doing ? . . Girl : Three Months And Kicking Happily In My Stomach....

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If I Had Letters Hrt I Can Add Ea And Get Heart, If I Add U Then Id Hurt But I Rather Choose U And Get Hurt Than Have A Heart Without U.

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Most Irritating Moment Morning Alarms Most Difficult Task To Find Socks Most Dreadful Journey Way To Class Most Lovely Time Meeting Friends...

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I Opened My Wallet, Found It Empty, Searched My Pocket & Found Few Coins, Searched My Heart & I Found U, Then I Realised How Rich I’m 2 Hav U…

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Rajnikant Has Already Been To Mars That's Why There Are No Signs Of Life There.

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A Vry S**y N Attractive Female Employee Meets Her Boss N Says: Sir,wil U Remove Sumthng 4m My B*****s? Boss:wow,wats Tat? Gal:ur Eyes,sir......

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You Are Strong As Rum.. Fine As Wine.. Cool As Beer.. Classic As Whisky.. Sophisticated As Vodka.. In Short I'm Totally Tunn In Your Friendship..

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I________you 1.want 2.love 3.care For 4.need 5.hate 6.kill 7.help 8.miss 9.will Be With 10.forget 11.like 12.slap Fill Any 1 For Me,reply With Reas...

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Worrying Doesn’t Reduce Yesterdays Sorrows, But It Empties Todays Strength”. So Dont Worry, Be Happy & Make Others Happy.

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To Luv Some1 Is Madness, 2b Loved By Some1 Is A Gift, Loving Some1 Who Loves U Is A Duty, But Being Loved By Some1 Whom U Luv Is Life.

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I'll Catch U 1st, I'll Take U 2 Bed, I'll Make U Hot, I'll Make U Sweat, I'll Make U Tired, I'll Make U Vomit. U Knw Who I Am.......? Im Worst Fever U Ever G...

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Sweet Candies Are Nice To Eat Sweet Words Are Easy To Say But, Sweet Ppl Are Hard To Find Oh My God! How Did U Find Me ??

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When I'm Away From U, I'm Still With U. When My Eyes Are Closed, I Could Still C U. When I'm Awake, I Still Dream Of U. When I Feel I Have Everything, I Still N...

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Whats Live ? Live Is Love. Whats Love ? Love Is Kissing. Whats Kissing ? Come Here And I Show You

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If U Delete This Message That's Bcoz U Love Me. .. If U Save It That's Bcoz U Desire Me .. If U Ignore It That's Bcoz U Miss Me. So What U Gonna Do With It?...

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48+2 Members Can Sit In A Bus. 5+1 Can Sit In A Car. 3+1 Can Sit In A Auto 1+1 Can Sit In A Bike. Only 1 Can Sit In My Heart, Thats U My Love...

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Cotton Candy? Nope! Chocolate Syrup? Nah! Lemme C... How About Sugar? Hmmm.... Nope! D**n! Still Can't Find Anything As Sweet As You!....

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Nurse Lost Her Cat. . Nurse In The Hospital- Any 1 Got A Pusssyy, . All Women Stood Up,i Mean Any One Seen A Pusssyy, . All Men Stood Up. . I Meant Any One See...

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The Flower Say Dont Touch Me, The Baby Say Dont Kiss Me, The Fruit Say Dont Eat Me, But I Say Pls Don't Forget Me.....always.

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Remember These Words . Love The Lady But Dont Touch The Body You Will Screw The Lady If You Touch The Body You Will Become A Dady ....

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. Girl Boy Were Having Sexx. . Girl: Darling, I Want You To Kiss My Lips! . Boy: Sure, Which 1 Would You Prefer First, Lower Lip Or Upper Lip? . Girl: Middle L...

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