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My Heart Is Like An Open Book , It Depends On How U Read Me. Don't Judge Me By My Cover , Read Thoroughly N Discover Me. I M Ur True Friend 4ever .............

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Our Communication- Wireless Our Telephone - Cordless Our Cooking - Fireless Our Youth - Jobless Our Food - Fatless Our Labour - Effortless Our Cond...

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Passion Running Trough My Veins, Trembling, Waiting, Reason Is Fading. Overpowering Desire Sets My Skin On Fire!

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His Bad Luck Has Now Started. How Is That? He Has Run Off With My Wife.

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Good Things About Married Girls They Give Like H**l. They Do Not Yell. They Do Not Tell. They Do Not Swell And There Is No Wedding Bell...... !...

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Sorry.... Sorry.... Sorry.....sorry....don T Get Confused ,arey Baba Sorry Means: S-some,o-one Is,r-really,r-rememberinhg Y-you.....have A Wonderful Day....

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Height Of Disappointment : A Woman Realising After A Long Long Search On Google That.. Phillip's 21 Inch Was Actually A Tv..! :-) :-)...

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Someone Asked Wat Makes People Happy? Some Said Wealth & Some Fame. I Was Thinkin Abt It & My Cell Beeped N Received Ur Sms. I Smiled N Said “this Makes Me Ha...

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Electro Cardio Graph Of A Studnt: Norml Hrt _,-._/_,-._/,_,-._ Exam Tym: _/l_/l_/l_/l_/l_/l_/l_ Wen Results R Anounced, It Becomes ___________!...

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Last Nite I Had A Dream Abt U... I Saw Tht V Both Were Gettig Married On The Same Day... Ur Wife Was Beautiful But Mine Is Not... I Asked God: Why It Is So ??? ...

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What Kisses Mean!kiss On Hand=i Adore U, Kiss On Cheek=lets Be Friends, Kiss On Neck=i Want U, Kiss On Lips=i Love U, Kiss Anywhere Else=...lets Not Get Carried...

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Once Rajnikant Met A Goat On Road. The Goat Was Making Sound May, May, May. Rajni Hit The Goat In Anger. Now That Goat Is Known As . Justin Beiber

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An Insincere And Evil Friend Is More To Be Feared Than A Wild Beast A Wild Beast May Wound Your Body, But An Evil Friend Will Wound Your Mind. Buddha...

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He Took Me From A Bar. He Took Me In His Car. He Took My Top Off. He Puts His Lips On Mine, But Dont Worry: Im A Bottle Of Wine !

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I Know Nothing Lasts 4ever, & May Be We Went 2 Alawys Stay 2gather, But Every Smile & Tear We Share, Convinces Me That Memories Of U & Me Will Last 4 The Re...

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Boy: You Look Exactly Like My Wife!! Girl (surprsingly):what Is Your Wife's Name? Boy:i Am Not Yet Married....! Moral Of The Story:express Your Ideas Smartly.....

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1) Never Hate 2) Don’t Worry 3) Live Simple 4) Expect A Little 5) Give A Lot 6) Always Smile 7) And Keep In Touch With Allah.

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To Make It Straight, She Pulls It. 2 Make It Stand, She Rubs It. 2 Make It Stiff, She Licks It. 2 Let It In She Pushes It. !!!! True! Threading A Needle Is Not ...

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Girl: When We Get Married, I Want To Share All Your Worries, Troubles And Lighten Your Burden. Boy: It's Very Kind Of You, Darling, But I Don't Have Any Worries...

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Sms Karne Ke 4 Fayde 1 Riste Kamjor Nahi Hote 2 Sab Contact Me Rahte Hai 3 Apno Se Dil Ki Baat Kah Sakte Hai Or 4 Kanjus Kon Hai Pata Chalta Hai

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A Kiss Is Special Thing That You Can Cant Take Without Giving, And You Cant Give Without Taking . . . . .!

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Those Innocent Eyes, Those Kissable Lips, A Great Smile The Perfect Walk, Smoothest Talk, Absolute Gorgeous, That's Enough Bout Me... How R U ?

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An Idea Can Change Ur Life But A Girl Can Change Ur Ideas So Always Change Ur Girlfriends To Get New Ideas... What An Idea......!!!!!!...

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. A Girl Checks Her Weight = 58kg . . Removes Sandal = 56. . Then Dupatta = 52 . Now Coins Finished........ . . . . A Boy In A Q Behind Her Said Carry On, I Ha...

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Mom: Why R U Pregnant? Daughter: This Is Our Project In College About Miracle Of Life Mom: Tell Me Who Is He? Daughter:i Dont Know, It Was A Group Project. ....

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. . Which Part... Of A Man's Body . Has No Bone . Full Of Veins . Loves Pumping . And Responsible 4 Making Love! Answer: Heart!!! But I Luv The Way U Think......

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6 U ! U .: O W P O O 6 6 U ! L ! W S D 3 3 K Confused??? Turn It And Read It

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Simple Bye Makes Us Cry, Simple Joke Makes Us Laugh, Simple Care Makes Us Fall In Luv, Simple Touch Makes Us Feel Better, But I Hope My Simple Msg Makes U ...

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It Hurts To Breath . . . . ......because Every Breath I Take, Make Me Feel I Can Not Live Without You...

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This Pig Is Pig A Pig Good Pig Way Pig To Pig Keep Pig An Pig Idiot Pig Busy Pig For Pig 20 Pig Seconds Pig! Now Read Without The Word Pig.

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Boys R 70 Percent Handsome Boys R 75 Percnt Sweet Boys R 85 Percnt Naughty Boys R 90 Percnt Frndly Boys R 100 Percnt Brave Totally 70+75+85+90+100 = Boys ...

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Life Is Parents Gift... Love Is Nature Gift... Education Is Teachers Gift... Smile Is Friends Gift... But Your Friendship Is God Gift.. .....

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The Moment I First Saw You, You Warmed My Heart, The Second Time You Made Little Flames And Now You Make My Heart Burn Like H**l !!

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Do U Know Full Form Of Dairymilk? Darling Always I Remember You, Meet Immediately For A Lovely Kiss. That's Why Boys Alwys Gift Dairymilk N Girls Acept It.....

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U Are A B. I. T. C. H. Beautiful Intelligent Talented Cute Horny R U Smiling Now? *you B***h*

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Women Women Women If U Praise Them, They Think U R Lying. If U Don't, U R Gud 4 Nothing. If They Talk, Theywant U To Listen. If U Listen, They Want U To Talk....

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Question. What Does Popeye ..... Do To Keep His Favorite Tool From Rusting? Answer. Sticks It In Olive Oyl....

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One Day By Asked God, ' Is It Wrong 2 Sleep With A Girl Before Marriage??' God- 'no Its Not But The Problem Is Dat You Guys Dont Sleep...!!'

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Days Are Too Busy Hours Are Too Few Seconds Are Too Fast, But There Is Always Time For Me To Ask: How R U? N Hope U R Fine. Miss U!

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Only The Open Heart Receives Love Only The Open Mind Receives Wisdom Only The Open Hand Receives Gifts And... Only The Cute 1s Receive Messages From Me,,...

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