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If I Reach For Your Hand, Will You Hold It? If I Hold Out My Arms, Will You Hug Me? If I Go For Your Lips, Will You Kiss Me? If I Capture Your Heart, Will Y...

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Engineering Exams Student Good News! All Engineering Exams Will Now Be Only Objective Type. Example: 3 + 3 = ? Options: A: 6 B: Six C: Vi D: 6.0 Moral: En...

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Blonde's Daughter Comes Home With A Smart Sardar Boy. She Introduces Sardarji With Blonde. Blonde: So, You Want To Become My Son-in-law? Sardar: Not Reall...

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If Your Cursor Finds A Menu Item Followed By A Dash, And The Double-clicking Icon Puts Your Window In The Trash, And Your Data Is Corrupted Cause The Index Do...

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A Girl In Bookstore : Do You Have Book Called : Women : The Perfect Intelligence. Sales Boy :sorry Madam, Fiction Books Are At First Floor . !!...

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Heart Touching Quote- If V Lose Pen V Can Buy New One, But If V Lose Pen Cap V Cant Buy Newone Dats Y I Care For All My Dhakans -)!...

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To Make It Straight, She Pulls It. 2 Make It Stand, She Rubs It. 2 Make It Stiff, She Licks It. 2 Let It In She Pushes It. !!!! True! Threading A Needle Is Not ...

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Thought For The Day” Always Be The Reason Of Someone’s Happiness Never Just A Part Of It. Be A Part Of Someone’s Sadness Never The Reason For It....

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I Just Love When Morning Gets Here, Because I Can Send A Great Big Good Morning To My Friends.. What A Lovely Way To Start My Day!!!

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Omeone Asked Me Abt Ur Age Well I Said The Way U Dress Up U Look 19 Ur Sweetness Look 15 Ur Smile 16 Ur Face 17 So All In All 67 Years )...

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Just Imagine Life Without Girls The Result === Markets Silent Streets Empty The Police At Rest All Mobile Companies In Loss No Sms No Flowers No Candles No Per...

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When Love Fail, Emotion Work. Emotion Fail, Memories Work. Memories Fail, Words Work. When Everything Fails. Take 750 Ml Vodka. It Really Works...

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Millions Of People Write Love Letters Everyday.. But Everyone Sends Their 1st One To Me... Imagine How Beautiful I Am..

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I Knocked At Heavens Door God Asked” What Is Your Wish Of Today?” I Said ” Plz Protect Love And Bless The One Reading This Message”god Smiled And Replie...

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. . Lady To Her Husband- . . I Just Check Out Our Drivers Room N I Found Our Daughters Bra Over There . . Husband-i Will Talk To Him But Why You Go There? . Lad...

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Rules Of My Frndship:i Wud Nvr Mind If U Dont Miss Me Or U Dont Need Me, But U Wil Really Hurt Me Whn U Need Me N U Dont Tell Me.!.

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Khuwabon Main Ayenge Sms Ki Tarah. Dil Main Bas Jayenge Ring Tone Ki Tarah, Ye Yari Kabhi Kam Na Hogi Balance Ki Tarah, Sirf Tum Busy Na Hona Network Ki Tarah...

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Friendship Is Born At That Moment When One Person Says To Another, 'what! You Too? I Thought I Was The Only One.

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Once Rajnikanth Participated In A Running Race And Obviously He Came First.... But After Watching This Einstein Died . Coz . . . Light Came Second In The ...

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Sweet Fruits R Nice 2 Eat, Sweet Words R Nice 2 Say, But Sweet People R Really Hard 2 Find. My Goodness, How The Hell Did U Manage 2 Find Me

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Happiness Always Looks Small If U Hold It In Your Hands. But When You Learn To Share It, U Will Realize How Big & Precious It Is.

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Facebook Founder Mark Zukerberg Was Hospatilised???? Bcoz Rajnikant Poked Him On Facebook

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An Apple A Day Keeps The Doctor Away, But If Doctor Is Cute, Forget The Fruit

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. . School Starts - Boy - Can I Go To The Toilet . Teacher - Say The Alphabet First So He Says . A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O Q R S T U V W X Y Z . Teacher: W...

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. . A Woman Married A One Legged Man. . She Wrote To Her Mother: My Husband Only Has One Foot. . Her Mother Replied: You Are Lucky, Your Papa Has Only 5 Inches...

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Wen A Girl Cries 4a Boy It Means She Is Misses Him A Lot ......bt Wen A Boy Cries 4 A Gal It Means No1 In Dis World Can Luv Tht Gal More Dan Dat Guy........

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Collector Banna Hai To Ias Pado... Doctor Banna Hai To Mbbs Pado... Lawyer Banna Hai To Llb Pado... Aur Bevakuuf Banna Ho To Mera Sms Pado....

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Announcement In A College... Students Who Have Parked Their Vehicles In The Front Of D Gate Plz.. Move Their Vehicles 2 The Parking Area!! After 30 Min Anot...

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S*x Is Like Nokia (connecting People) Like Nike (just Do It) Like Pepsi (ask For More) Like Samsung (everyone Is Invited) And Like Me (to Good To Be True).....

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Once Rajnikan Taught A Kid How To Enter A House Without Ringing The Doorbell.... . . . . Today That Kid Is Known As Inspector Daya....

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Friends 4ever Never Apart, Maybe In Distance But Never In Hrt

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Nice Legs When Do They Open??????

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No Matter How Ugly You Think You Are, But The Special Someone Who Loves U Believes That U R The Most Beautiful & Irrestiable Thing On Earth And No Onecan Ch...

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Any Relation May Start With Simple Talk. It May End With Some Other Talk.but Frendship Starts With A Sweet Smile But Having No End Until We Fail To Smile......

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Mother, To Her Teenage Daughter, - I Think Its Right Time, We Should Talk About S*x. Daughter: Sure Mom, What Do You Want To Know?

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Msg Peh Msg Bhejte Ho, Bhej Bhej Ke Bheja Karab Karthe Ho, Lekin Bhejte Ho To Kya Bhejte Khud Ka Bheja To Chaltha Hi Nahi, Dusron Ka Bheja Hua Bhejte Ho.....

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Girl: - What Is Different Between Personal Secret? Boy: - Dear , U R My Lover Thats Personal Your Friend Is Also My Lover Thats Secret....

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Writing Is Like S*x - You Have To Be In The Mood.........:d

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Maths Magic: Ur Cell Number's Last Digit X 2 + 5 X 50+ Ur Age + 365 & - 615.the Last 2 Numbrr Is Ur Age & 1st Numbrr Is Ur Cell's Last No. Try

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Any Man Who Can Drive Safely While Kissing A Pretty Girl Is Simply Not Giving The Kiss The Attention It Deserves.

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