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Question. Whats Another Name For A Push-up Bra? Answer. False Advertisement.

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. . Sardar Wid Grandson. . . Late Night Shouts, . I Need A Girl, . I Have An Erection! . Gson Says,1st Its Too Late . ,2nd U R 75yrs Old, . 3rd D Cocckk U Ho...

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Agar Kisi K Pass Sub Kuch Ho To Duniya Jalti Hay, Agar Kuch Na Ho To Duniya Hansti Hay,meray Paas Aap K Liyay Sirf “dua” Hai, Jis K Liyay Sari Duniya Tarast...

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I Kept Your Name In My Journal, And Posted You In The Ledger Of My Heart, You Wont Be Classified As Fixed Assets, Because The Market Value Of Friendship Wil...

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Rajnikanth Woke Up In The Morning And Decided That He Had To Share Atleast 1 Or His Knowledge With The World. Thus.. . . . . . . . Google Was Born....

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Pappu, While Filling Up A Form: Dad, What Should I Write For Mother Tongue.? Santa: Very Long!

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If U Don't Mind If U Don't Feel Bad If Don't Hesitate Please...... Give Me A K Ki Kis Kiss Kiss...... Kissan Jam Bottle Just R...

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Principal:- I Have The Power To Suspend You, I Have The Power To Fine You, Ihave The Power To Expel You, Do You Know Where Are You Stand. Boy Says:-in The Powe...

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A Girl Was Wearing Tight Fitting Jeans In A Train A Boy Who Saw That Her Zip Was Fully Open . . . He Said: Madam, I See Your Lips Are Laughing Woman: Hey They ...

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The Three Words Women Wants To Hear From Men Are . . . . . You Lost Weight

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I Like People Like U Who Like Others Like Me Make The Others Like Me To Like Others Like U. Think Again Again. Theres A Wonderful Meaning In It ......

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Do U Know Similarity Between Dinosaurs And Decent Girls? ? ? ? ? Both Dont Exist . .

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Your Relation Is Like Paktel “dil To 1 Hay” Your Ove Like Telenor “chaho Kuch Barh K” Your Sincerety Like Haleeb “garah To Hay” Your Smile Lik...

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What Is D Meaning Of Sms ?share My Sweetness, Search My Soul, Seek My Sweet Heart, Succeed My Smartness, See My Smile, So Keep Sending Sms....

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Rajinikant Once Ate An Entire Bottle Of Sleeping Pills. They Made Him Blink.

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What Do You Think, Why I Sms You? Is It Because I Care You Or I Miss You? Or I Like You? Or I Need You? No I Have To Utilize Free Sms Package....

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Definitions Of The Words: Hard Drive: Heavy Metal Any Disk. Mouse: Mickey's Last Name. Zip: The Opposite Of Nop. Cd Burner: A Person Who Likes To Put The Same ...

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If Your Cursor Finds A Menu Item Followed By A Dash, And The Double-clicking Icon Puts Your Window In The Trash, And Your Data Is Corrupted Cause The Index Do...

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An Aeroplane Asks A Rocket How Is That You Can Fly So Fast? The Rocket Replies You Will Know The Pain When They Put Fire At Your Back!

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Kissing Is Like Real Estate. The Most Important Thing Is Location, Location, N Location! ?

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To Make It Straight, She Pulls It. 2 Make It Stand, She Rubs It. 2 Make It Stiff, She Licks It. 2 Let It In She Pushes It. True! Threading A Needle Is Not...

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Sometimes In Life We Think We Don’t Need Anyone, But Sometimes We Don’t Have Anyone When We Need Someone. So,hold Good Peoples Around & Never Let Your ...

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Smoke Everyday! Smoke Means S=send M=me O=one K=kool Sms E=everyday So Plz Feel Free To Smoke.request U 2 B A Chain Smoker.gud Day.. ....

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Pleaz Pray 4 Me.. ,***, ( C ' ? >-- ...

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Dumb People Are Just Blissfully Unaware Of How Very Dumb They Are (as He Drools) Patrick

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Know What Makes Me Happy Wen U Msg Me? Not Ur Jokes, Graphics Or Sweet Msgs But Ur Name That Appears On The Cell When It Beeps Knowing That U Remember Me.

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A Girl Phoned Me The Other Day And Saidcome On Over, Theres Nobody Home. I Went Over. Nobody Was Home

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If You Arent Suppose To Drink And Drive, ...............why Do Bars Have Parking Lots ....?/

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. . . . How To Impress A Woman: Compliment Her, Kiss Her, Love Her, Tease Her, Protect Her, Listen To Her, Support Her. . . . How 2 Impress A Man: Show Up N***d...

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Once Rajnikanth Used Tooth Powder To Make His Teeth Strong. That Powder Is Now Known As Ambuja Cement.

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(*(*(*a Very True Line About My Dear Friend)*)*)*) (((every One Is Not My Friend But (((my Friends Are Not Just Like Everyone)))...

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Aadat Or Adaa Main Yeh Fark Hai-road Ke Nal Se Panni Peena; Garib Peeye To Aadat; Amir Peeye To Adaa; Ab Sms Ko Hhi Lelo Main Bheju To Adaat Aap Bhejo To Adaa

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Some Of The Best Moments In Life… *lying In The Bed Listening To The Rain Outside *thinking About The Person U Love *taking A Long Drive On A Calm Road *fi...

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Fold Two Hands Together And Express A Dash Of Sorrow Marinate It Overnight And Work On It Tomorrow .

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Good Relationships Are Like Trees They Demand Attention & Care In The Beginning But Once They Blossoms They Provide U Shade In All Situations Of Life

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You Can Fall From The Sky You Can Fall From A Tree But The Best Way To Fall Is In Love With Me

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Girlfriend: Are You Sure, You Love Me No One Else? Boyfriend: Dead Sure! I Checked The Whole List Again Yesterday!

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Let The Most Beautiful Dream Come To U Tonight,let The Sweetest Person Come In Ur Dream Tonight….but Dont Make It A Habit Bcoz I M Not Free Every Night.goodni...

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Two Employees Were Caught N***d And Having S*x In The Office By The Guard... Guard: Aha! Violating Company Rules! Man: What Rule? Guard: Not Wearing Uniforms...

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Night Prayer ............. Dear God, Thank You For Making Me Healthy. Can You Also Make Me S**y? If You Can't Make Me S**y, Please Make All My Friends Fat. A...

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