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. Burial Worker: Ur Husbands Coffin Isnt Closing Due 2 His Errect Penniiss . . . Wife: Cut It Put It In His A*s Bcoz Thats The Only Hole In Town He Missed....

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Love Urself , Flirt With Ur Understanding, Romance With Dreams, Get Engaged With Simplicity, Marry Genuiness, Divorce The Ego.. Thats Good Life.....

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Please Dont Eat Me! I Have A Wife And Kids. Eat Them! The Only Thing Dumber Than You Is Me. Save Me Jebus! *looks At Uruguay On A Globe* Hee Hee! Look At This C...

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Beauty Is Power And A Smile Is Its Sword. :-x

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Roses Are Famous For Grace,advocates Are Famous For Case,horses Are Famous For Race,but U R Famou 4 Your Smile On Ur Face

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G. Go 2 Bed O. Off D Lights O. Out O Tension D. Dreams Come N. Nice Sleep I. Ignore Worries G. Get Up Early H. Have A Nice Day T. Thank God Always...

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If A Is 1 B Is 2 Z Is 26 Then H+a+r+d+w+o+raa+k=98 K+n+o+w+l+e+d+g+e=96 L+u+c+k=47 But Only A+t+t+i+t+u+d+e=100...

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A - U'r Attractive B - U'r D Best C - U'r Cute D - U'r Dear 2 Me E - U'r Excellent F - U'r Funny G - U'r Good Looking H - He He He I - I'm J - Just K - Kidding...

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Love: Increase Ur Heart Value Smile: Increase Ur Face Value Pleasure: Increase Ur Mind Value Friendship: Increase Ur Life Value! U R Good Friend...

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If U Read,u Owe Me A Hug, If U Delete,u Owe Me A Kiss, If U Save,u Owe Me A Date, If U Return Txt Msg 2 Me, U Owe Me All, Bt If U Ignore, U R Mine! So Wa...

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I Decided To Send You The Cutest And Sweetest Gift Of The World. But The Postman Shouted At Me Saying, Get Out Of The Post Box.

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Manager: What Is Your Qualification? Santa:- Sir, I Am Phd. Manager:(shocked) What Do U Mean By Phd? Santa:- Sir Passed Highschool With Difficulty...

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What Happen To Ur Mobile????? I Was Trying To Call U But I Got Dis Msg Welcome To The Jungle Network D Monkey U R Trying To Call On Tree Plzz Try Later...

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When All River Become Dry, When All Birds Leave The Sky, When All Friends Say U Good Bye... Remember I'll Be Always There To Tell You, May I... ....

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Girl To Doc: I Have An Infection Down In My Pu**y! After Examine, Doc: When Did U Hd Last S3x? Girl: Mmmm.. About Two Months Ago! Doc: Oh.. This Not Infection T...

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Friendship Is Not About Finding The Right Person But, Creating The Right Relation. It S Not How Much We Care In The Beginning But How Much We Care Till The End....

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The Newly Got Symbol For The Rupee Is Actually . . . . . . . . . Rajnikant's Signature.

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What Is The Similarity Between A Womans B****t And A Park ? . Actually Both Were Designed For Children But Adults Enjoy Them More! :p....

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Friends Are Like Color Pencils, They Color Our Life , I May Not Be Your Favorite Color , But Hope You Will Need Me Somewhere To Complete Your Picture .

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I Am Sweet During The Day I Am Naughty At Night, I Am An Angel From Above, Made For You To Love.

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Rajnikanth Calls Voldemort By His Name And Voldemort Calls Him As U Know Who Rajnikanth Has Counted To Infinity.... Twice! Rajnikanth Goes To Court And Se...

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I Trust U Is A Better Compliment Than I Love You Bcoz U May Not Always Trust The Person U Luv But U Can Always Luv The Person Whom U Trust....!...

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Salman Has Hot Body But How .... ... He Do The Same Work That You Want To Do Everyday

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Rose Is Famous 4 Grace… Advocate Is Famous 4 His Case… Horses R Famous 4 Race… But U R Famous 4 Smile On Ur Face…! Have A Nice Day

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I’ve Seen Angels In The Sky, I’ve Seen Snow Fall In July, I’ve Seen Things You Could Only Imagine To See Or Do, But I Still Haven’t Seen Anything Sweet...

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Friend Means : A Lovely Heart That Never Hates, A Cute Smile That Never Fades, A Smooth Touch That Never Hurts, .... A Strong Relationship That Never Ends......

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5 Greatest Words : I Dun Wanna Lose U. 4 Pleasant Words : I Care For U. 3 Sweet Words : I Admire U. 2 Wonderful Words : Miss U. 1 Most Important Word : “u...

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Future Is Not Something U Await! It Is Something U Must Create! Plan Ur Future In Advance Coz Thts Where U Will Spend The Rest Of Ur Life!

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By Face How Do I Look? Innocent! Sharp! Proud! Full Of Attitude! Decent! Illmanerd! Funny! Cute! Zidi! Pretty! Send It 2 All Ur Frndz , N C Wat They...

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Today I Met Sum1 At Cafe Coffee Day. Realy Gud Lukin.. Very Attractive.. So Delightful.. More Lik A Celebrity! I Walked Nearer.. Oh Damm!! These Mirrors!-)...

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U R So Seet! W W S Eet! S Eet! W W S Eet! S Eetw! Sewet! W Seet! Ws Eet! Swe Et! Leave It Dude, It Doesnt Fit On U....

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Friends Are Like Puzzle Pieces.if One Goes Away,that Special Piece Can Never Be Replaced And That Puzzle Will Never Be Whole Again.

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Children In The Dark Make Mistake-swami Vivekanada Mistakes In The Dark Makes Children-swami Tintumon ..

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()() Wait... ( O ) Dont (,.) Sleep Let Me Pray ()() ( -o-) ( ,()) Dear God, Plz.let My Friend Get Sweet Dreams, Gud Nite!...

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Handsome, Sweet, Intelligent, Spontaneous, Good-looking, Nice Friends, Charming, Funny, Well...enough About Me! How About You?

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The Purpose Of A Relationship Is Not To Have Someone Who Might Complete You, But To Have The One … With Whom You Can Share You Complete...

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How To Make India A Super Power By The End Of This Year ? Just Ask Rajnikant To Join The Army............. Xd

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Lyf Is Nvr Guaranted, Da Moment U Start Livin,u Start Dyin As Well, U Nvr Knw Wht Da Nxt Sec Lyf Wud B? Durin Our Lyftym We Think Abt The End More Dan Nythin, S...

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Some Friends Forget Some Move Away Some Keep Silent Some Just Change But I’m Not 1 Of Them. I’m Here Just 4 Two Moments .. Now & 4ever…!!:)...

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Stupid = Smart Talented Unique Person In Demand

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