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Announcement In A College... Students Who Have Parked Their Vehicles In The Front Of D Gate Plz.. Move Their Vehicles 2 The Parking Area!! After 30 Min Anot...

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Terror Joke - What Will Happen If U Throw An Amplifier Into The Sea? Tsunami Will Be Created Since An Amplifier Converts Small Waves Into Bigger Wave....

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Whats Real But Invisible ? Ur Love. Whats True But Unfair ? Ur Away From Me Whats Sweet But Invincible ? Ur Smile Whats Precious But Priceless ? Ur Friendship I...

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Sms Doesnt Only Mean Short M S Short Msgng S Short Msgng Service But It Also Mean S M S Some M S Some Moments Shared Wid...

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From Mon To Sun, From Jan To Dec, From Birth Till My Death, My Feelings 4 U Have Never Changed. For Me, Youve Always Been A Headache !...

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You Bring Sunshine To My Darkness You Are The Comfort To My Pain You Brought Happy To My Sadness When My Tears That Fell Like Rain

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Girlfriend: And Are You Sure You Love Me And No One Else? Boyfriend: Dead Sure! I Checked The Whole List Again Yesterday

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Rishte Hote Hai Zindagi Bitane K Liye, Ham Khud Ko Mita De Ise Nibhane K Liye, Milne Ka To Nasib Nahi, So Sms Kiya Hamari Yad Dilane K Liye.

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S*x Is The Game, Love Is A Name, Forget The Name ...... Lets Play The Game.

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Q........y Do Girls Dont Put Mobile Phones In Their Bra? A.........bcoz Vibration Convert Milk Into Butter Milk..

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How Do You Kill A Science Student . . . . . . Just Put Water On All The Journals One Day Before D Submission... Tadap Tadap Ke Mar Jayega...

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Now I Always Watch My Wedding Video In Reverse And I Love The End When She Takes The Ring Off,goes Out, Jumps In The Car And Heads Back To Her Fathers Home....:...

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The Three Words Women Wants To Hear From Men Are . . . . . You Lost Weight

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. . Son On His Honeymoon Phoned His Mom Asking What 2 Do . Mom:put Ur Biggest Thng On Her Hairiest Thng . Son:got My Nose In Her Armpit. Now What?...

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One Day Raja And Rani Decided To Send Messages To Each Other By Using Pigeon Instead Of Mobile. The Very Next Day Pigeon Reached Raja Without Any Message. He An...

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He Took Me From A Bar. He Took Me In His Car. He Took My Top Off. He Puts His Lips On Mine, But Don't Worry: I'm A Bottle Of Wine!

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Touch It Gently ... Put Ur Finger Inside.. If Da Hole Is Big Put Three Fingers.. Rub It Up Down Gently....... That's The Right Way Of Washing The Glass!!!...

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If 10 People Care 4 U, One Of Them Is Me…. If One Person Cares 4 U, Tat Would Be Me Again…. If No One Cares 4 U, That Means I M Not In This World…

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Whats Live ? Live Is Love. Whats Love ? Love Is Kissing. Whats Kissing ? Come Here And I Show You

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True Friends Are Like Morning.... U Can't Have Them The Whole Day But U Can Be Surehtey Will Be There When U Wake Up Today,tommorow And Forever.. :)...

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Why Did The British Leave India In 1947 ? . . . . . . . Because They Came To Know A Baby Named Rajnikant Will Be Born In 1947...

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H A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A Aa Aaa Aaaa Haaachchiiii.!!!! . Sorry! The Weather Is Sooooo Cool . . .!!! :d...

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Girl: - What Is Different Between Personal Secret? Boy: - Dear , U R My Lover Thats Personal Your Friend Is Also My Lover Thats Secret....

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Heights Of ''bad Luck''- A Boy And Girl Met Last Time For Their Break Up... Girl's Father Caught Them Now They R Married Couple.:-)

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English Teacher: Make A Sentence Using Neither-nor? Boy: When Girls Wear Tight Fitting Dresses, Neither Are They Comfortable Nor We.

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Ishq Mohobbat To Sabhi Karte Hain,gum-e-judai Se Woh Sabhi Darte Hain.hum To Na Ishq Karte Hain,na Mohobbat Karte Hain Bas Apno Ki Ek Smile Ke Liye Sms Karte Ha...

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Tsunami Came Because Rajnikant . . . . . . . . . Sneezed During His Evening Walk On Marina Beach!...

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Meeting You Was Fate, Becoming Your Friend Was Choice, But Falling In Love With You Was Completely Out Of My Control.

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Those Innocent Eyes, Those Kissable Lips, A Great Smile The Perfect Walk, Smoothest Talk, Absolute Gorgeous, Thats Enough About Me … How About You ?...

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. . If Your Right Leg Was Xmas And Your Left Was New Year . . . I Would Love To Visit U During The Holidays

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Do U Know U Look Gr8 Wid 2 Pounds Less? I Mean Ur Clothes Weigh Exactly 2 Pounds

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A Good Friend.... Is Like A Good Bra..... ......................... Hard To Find, Very Comfortable, Supportive, And Always Close..... To The Heart....!.....

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Man 1 : How Do You Like Her New Bikini? Man 2 : It Reminds Me Of Trying To Put 20 Kg Potatoes In A 10 Kg Sack.

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If “special”means Lovings,caring & Dear, If”special”means Thoughtful Too & If”special”means Tender,gentle & Kind, Then Special Surely Means U !...

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I Am Just A Girl..... With Great Ideas.... So Follow Ma Steps......:d

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If U Drop Me I Ill Break If U Hold Me I Ill Shake If U Need Me I Ill Hurry, If U Don’t Call Me I Ill Worry If U Hurt Me I Ill Cry But If U Leave Me I Il...

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Friendship Does Not Needs A Powerful Eyes, A Cute Voice A Lovely Face. It Always Needs A Beautiful Responsible Heart With Affection Forever.

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Log Apne Bhi Hote Hai Praye Bhi. Dilon Mein Hoti Hai Sagar Jaisi Gehrai Bhi, Is Umeed Se Kartay Hain Sms Unhein, Ki Wo Padhein Aur Hamein, Yaad Karke Muskrayein...

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Short Story.. Two Friends! Mr.see And Mr.saw. One Day Mr.see Saw Sea$mr.saw Didnt See Sea.sea Saw Sea$jumped In Sea.saw Didnt See Sea But Jumped In Sea.see Sa...

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First Time In The World I Am Introducng A '' 3d '' Message In Ur Mobile.. D D D

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