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A Girl Looks At A Mans Tatoo: . Nike On His Arms, . Reebok On His Legs, . . She Screamed When She Saw Aids On His ====. . Relax He Said, If It Erects, It Read...

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Spongebob: What Do You Call A Snail In A Ship? A Snailer

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A Baby Boy Baby Girl Making Bath In Bath Tub. Baby Girl Saw Down Of Boy And Asked. Can I Touch Your Peen, Oh No Never. You Have Already Broken Your Own. ....

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What Kisses Mean? Kiss On Hand=i Adore U, Kiss On Cheek=lets Be Friends, Kiss On Neck=i Want U, Kiss On Lips=i Love U, Kiss Anywhere Else=...lets Not Get Ca...

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Beauty Of Mathematics: 1x8+1=9 12x8+2=98 123x8+3=987 1234x8+4=9876 12345x8+5=98765 123456x8+6=987654 1234567x8+7=9876543 12345678x8+8=98765432 ...

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Never Get Tired Of Doin Little Things To Others,bcoz Sumtimes Those Little Things May Mean So Much To Them. That's Why I Won't Get Tired Of Sending My Sms To U....

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I Have Had A Really Bad Day And It Always Makes Me Feel Better To See A Pretty Girl Smile. So, Would You Smile For Me ?

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I Opened My Wallet, Found It Empty, Searched My Pocket & Found Few Coins, Searched My Heart & I Found U, Then I Realised How Rich I’m 2 Hav U…

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Sum Relations Can't Be Named... They Could Be Just Realized, Or Could Be Feeled.. Such A Relationshp I Share Wid U... Un Named, But Has A Tag Of Frndshp.......

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A Train Is Bout 2 Crash! A Virgin Strips Off Says Can Any1 Make Me Feel Like A Woman B4 I Die? So A Man Takes Off His Clothes Says Iron These!

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A Man And A Woman Started To Have S*x In The Middle Of A Dark Forest. After About 15 Minutes Of It, The Man Finally Gets Up And Says, D**n, I Wish I Had A Flash...

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Let Me Draw Ur Face! Dont Move! Nearly Finished Ok Done! Wanna Have A Look? .,!,. ( O)(o) ( ,)...

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U R A Nice Person... But..u Have To Do 2 Things Early In The Morning... 1st. Pray To God So That U Can Live.... 2nd.take A Bath So That Others Can Live.........

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Short Story.. Two Friends! Mr.see And Mr.saw. One Day Mr.see Saw Sea$mr.saw Didnt See Sea.sea Saw Sea$jumped In Sea.saw Didnt See Sea But Jumped In Sea.see Sa...

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. . Why Did The Grammer Teacher Slap A Student? . . Bcoz He Asked: Why Is Bra Singular, . . . When It Covers 2 Items N Pan**** Plural When It Covers One Item?...

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I Kept Your Name In My Journal, And Posted You In The Ledger Of My Heart, You Wont Be Classified As Fixed Assets, Because The Market Value Of Friendship Will Ne...

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A4 All Friend B4-best Friend C4-close Friend D4-dear Friend E4-ever Friend F4-familiar Friend G4-good Friend H4-helping Friend I4-inocent Friend J4-jovial Frien...

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What's Meaning Of Ambulens No.108..? Birth Year + Ur Age = ? (e.g. :- 1947 So 47+ur Age=....?) Just Try It....... You Will Get An Interesting Result..........

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There Are Two Things In The World Which Make Me Wake Up: The Alarm-clock And... Your Name!

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A Good Friend Is Like A Computer,,, He Enter Ur Life, Saves U In His Heart, Format Ur Problems, And Never Delete U From His Memory......

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Smiling Is The Second Best Thing U Can Do By Ur Lips,of Course U Know The 1st...? Stop Thinking Weird... Stupid Its Keeping Ur Mouth Shut..

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Apko Meri Konsi Adat Buri Lgti He?. . . . . . . ..reply Kiya To Bahut Pitonge. Jaisa Hu Mast Hu.adjust Kar Lo Chup-chap ...

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Those Innocent Eyes, Those Kissable Lips, A Great Smile The Perfect Walk, Smoothest Talk, Absolute Gorgeous, Thats Enough About Me … How About You ?...

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. . Customer: My Wife Needs A Brazer But I Dont Know The Size . Sales Girl: Its Ok Touch My B****t Try To Calculate . Customer: Oh! I Forgot She Needs Underwea...

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Do U Know Similarity Between Dinosaurs And Decent Girls? ? ? ? ? Both Dont Exist . .

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A P E R S O N W H O C A N E X P L A I N C O L O R T O A B L I N D M A N C A N E X P L A I N E V E R Y T H I N G I N L I F E...

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A New Addition 2 Da Periodic Table Of Chemical Elements... Element Name : Girls Symbol : Gl Atomic Wt : Dont Even Dare 2 Ask! Physical Props : Boils At Anythin...

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Life Is Cricket Dont Lose Ur Wicket Try 2 Get Century Never 4get Ur Boundry Even If U R Run Out Never Become Mood Out Becoz God Is 3rd Umpire.

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May Ur Happiness B As Big As Ganeshjis Ears, Ur Problem B As Tiny As His Mouse, Ur Life B As Long As His Trunk N Moments B As Sweet As His Laddu. Happy Diwali!...

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A Smile Gives Red Colour 2 Ur Cheeks, White 2 Ur Teeth, Pink Colour 2 Ur Lips, Silver Colour 2 Ur Eyes,so Keep Smiling & Enjoy The Colours Of Life...

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Father: You Should Marry This Girl. She Is Kalavati, Gunwanti And Roopmati Son: I'll Have To Marry My Girlfriend Coz She's Garbhavati.

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Girl: Nobody Can Stop Me, Ill Send U Sms Till, Boy: My Death? Girl: No Boy: Your Death? Girl: No Boy: World Exist? Girl: No Boy: Oxygen Available? Girl: No Gi...

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Vowels: A E I O U 1st One Is The Smallest Word. 2nd One Is The Smiley Word. 4th One Is The Exclamatory Word. But No One Knows That 3rd And 5th Are Good Friends....

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A Little Kid Asks His Dad, Daddy, How Much Does It Cost To Get Married? No Idea, Replied The Father, Im Still Paying For It......

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Can A Girl Make You A Millionaire ?? Yes!! Of Course But *conditions Apply 'you Must Be A Billionaire'...

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Smile Is The Electricity Life Is A Battery. Whenever U Smile The Battery Gets Charged A Beautiful Day Is Activated So Keep Smiling .......

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Laughter Is The Jam On The Toast Of Life, It Adds Flavour Keeps It From Being Too Dry & Makes It Easier To Swallow Lifes Sorrows.

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May Your Salty Days Be Peppered With Spicy Love. May U Bask In Lemon Sunshine, Play On Strawberry Fields, Under A Vanilla Sky.. In Short Have A Yummy Day!...

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A Pregnant Lady Went To An Astrologer. Astrologer: When U Deliver A Baby, Babys Father Will Die. Lady: Thank God! My Husband Is Safepregnant Lady Went To An Ast...

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. . Difference B/w Bra And Bar Both Words Have Same Letters. . . . Both R Drinking Zones.both Have Restricted Timing 4 Opening N Closing. Both Make Men Crazy Wh...

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