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H=- A Man Alone On An Island. Decides 2 Build A Wooden Boat.. Suddenly A Girl Cums Man Uses That Wood 2 Make A Bed.. Moral A Hole Can Change Your Goal.. Haha...

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Zindagi Me Her Dum Hastey Raho, Hasna Zindagi Ki Zarorut Hai, Zindagi Ko Is Andaz Mei Jiyo K, Aap Ko Dekh Ker Log Kahen “wo Dekho” Zindagi Kitni Khubsoor...

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Rajnikanth Kills Harry Potter In The 8th Book. Rajnikanth Can Kill Spiderman With Baygon!!! Rajnikanth Can Divide By Zero. Time And Tide, Wait For Rajnikanth...

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When You Win I Will Proudly Tell The World, Hey! That's My Friend If You Lose, I Will Sit By Your Side, Hold You Hand And Say, I Am Your Friend...

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If U Delete This Message That's Bcoz U Love Me. .. If U Save It That's Bcoz U Desire Me .. If U Ignore It That's Bcoz U Miss Me. So What U Gonna Do With It?...

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Sardar: I Am Proud, Coz My Son Is In Medical College. Friend: Really, What Is He Studying. Sardar: No, He Is Not Studying, They Are Studying Him.

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48+2 Members Can Sit In A Bus. 5+1 Can Sit In A Car. 3+1 Can Sit In A Auto 1+1 Can Sit In A Bike. Only 1 Can Sit In My Heart, Thats U My Love...

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Friend Is The One Who Walks In When Others Walk Out.......

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Girls Are Like An Internet Virus, They Enter Ur Life, Scan Ur Poket , Transfer Ur Money, Edit Ur Mind, Download Their Problems Delete Ur Smiles And Hang U For E...

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What's Meaning Of Ambulens No.108..? Birth Year + Ur Age = ? (e.g. :- 1947 So 47+ur Age=....?) Just Try It....... You Will Get An Interesting Result..........

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A U R Attractive B U R The Best C U R Cute D U R Dear 2 Me E U R Excellent F U R Funny G U R Good-looking H Hehehe I I'm J Joking

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Break Up Tip How To Create The Biggest Doubt In Ur Lover About Yourself? Very Simple.. Just Suddenly Sms Them Saying I Love You Too Game Over.......

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Sometimes It's A Form Of Love Just To Talk To Somebody That You Have Nothing In Common With And Still Be Fascinated By Their Presence.

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Lips Don't Join Wen V Say Love ..thats Sign Of Distance.. Bt Wen V Say Freindship Lips Joins. Thats Sign Of Closeness.. Check It.....

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In First Night Husband Wife Claiming Virginity . Wife :- If This Is Your 1st Time, Then How U Did So Well...? Husband :- If This Is Your 1st Time , Then How U ...

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In Silent Ni8 Wen Frnds R Few.. I Clos My Eyes N Think Of U.. A Silent Ni8 A Silent Tear.. A Silent Wish That U Were Here..

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What Is Kiss ? A:) Very Simple Itss An Inquiry In The Top Floor, About The Vacancy In Ground Floor.....

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I Opened My Wallet, Found It Empty, Searched My Pocket & Found Few Coins, Searched My Heart & I Found U, Then I Realised How Rich I’m 2 Hav U…

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Family Faces Are Magical Mirrorslooking At The People Who Belong To Us,we See The Past, The Present And The Future

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People Live People Die People Laugh People Cry Some Give Up Some Will Try Some Say Hi Some Say Bye Others May Forget You But Never Will I.

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A Very Short Nice Lines Said By True Friends 4 Holding True Friendship.. ..hurt Me With The Truth...:- But ..never Comfort Me With A Lie... :-)...

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Last Night Some Monkeys Came Running To My Room.they Wanted To Trouble Good People... I Suggested Ur Name. They Said Oh !!! No We Cant Disturb Our Boss......

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Whats The Diff Between Hook In Cricket And Hook Of Bra. One Sends Ball Out Of Boundary And Other Keeps Balls Within The Boundary..........

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Best Linez By A Best Friend: It Hurts Me When U Talk To Someone Else N Not Me.. But, It Hurts Even More When Some1 Else Makes U Smile N I Cant. ...............

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. A Young Man Asked Swamiji . Why Girls Desire More S*x Than Boys? . Swamiji: When You Put Finger In Your Ear Shake It, . Which Feels Better, Your Finger Or Ear...

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Simple Fact: When V Read An Emotional Sms, We Nvr Think Of D Person Who Has Sent D Sms But We Always Think Of D Person Whom We Luv D Most!...

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It Must Have Been A Rainy Day When You Were Born.. Heaven Was Crying 'cuz It Lost It's Most Beautiful Angel!

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Keep Messaging Me And Win Exciting Prizes. 1st Prize-lots Of Love, 2nd Prize-life Time Fri/ship, 3rd Prize-free Stay In My Heart, Offer Valid Till I M Alive ......

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Friend Means : A Lovely Heart That Never Hates, A Cute Smile That Never Fades, A Smooth Touch That Never Hurts, .... A Strong Relationship That Never Ends......

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May Your Salty Days Be Peppered With Spicy Love. May U Bask In Lemon Sunshine, Play On Strawberry Fields, Under A Vanilla Sky.. In Short Have A Yummy Day!...

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A Student Grabbed A Coin, Flipped It In The Air Said, Head, I Go To Sleep. Tail, I Watch A Movie. If It Stands On The Edge Ill Study :p...

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I Want U To Be With Me In A Nice Restaurant To Have Candle Light Dinner. To Say Those Sweet Three Words To U. 'pay The Bill'...

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Take The Date U R Born, X4, +13, X25, -200, +mth U R Born, X2, -40, X50, + Last 2 Digit Of Ur Yr U R Born, -10500. Notice Anything? Try It, Interesting

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It Hurts To Breath . . . . ......because Every Breath I Take, Make Me Feel I Can Not Live Without You...

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Omeone Asked Me Abt Ur Age Well I Said The Way U Dress Up U Look 19 Ur Sweetness Look 15 Ur Smile 16 Ur Face 17 So All In All 67 Years )...

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Never Make Love In The Garden Or In The Fields...... For Love Might Be Blind But Your Neighbours Not!

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Most Touching Lines Just Before Death. . Don't Burn Me Immediately After My Death. My Friends Have Habit Of Coming Late.

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Tc Fined Ticketless Girls Chudidar Girl Was Fined Rs100 Skirt Girl Rs50 Mini Skirt Girl Rs25 Next Girl Was Fined Rs0 Why? U Naughty She Had Ticket......

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A Short N True Message For Life … Care Should Be In Heart And Not In Words… ! Anger Should Be In Words And Not In Heart … =)

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Writing Is Like S*x - You Have To Be In The Mood.........:d

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