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Some Idiot Say : Behind Every Successful Man, There Is A Woman But Nobody Knows The Fact That Woman Choose Only Successful Man.

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Nurse Lost Her Cat. Nurse In The Hospital- Any 1 Got A Pusssy, All Women Stood Up,i Mean Any One Seen A Pusssy, All Men Stood Up. I Meant Any One Seen My P...

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The Car In Which 4engineers Were Travelling Suddenly Broke Down. 1mechanical:-the Gearbox Must Have Broken. 2chemical:-the Problem Lies With The Composition O...

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Whats The Most Popular Word That Begins With F Ends With K? . . . . . . . . . . . Its *facebook*, =d . The Word You Thought Is The 2nd Most Popular! =p...

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Night Prayer ............. Dear God, Thank You For Making Me Healthy. Can You Also Make Me S**y? If You Can't Make Me S**y, Please Make All My Friends Fat. A...

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Friendship Is A Priceless Gift That Can Not Be Bought Or Sold But Its Value Is Far Greater Than A Mountain Made Of Gold!! :-)

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If U Read,u Owe Me A Hug, If U Delete,u Owe Me A Kiss, If U Save,u Owe Me A Date, If U Return Txt Msg 2 Me, U Owe Me All, Bt If U Ignore, U R Mine! So Wa...

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Break Up Tip How To Create The Biggest Doubt In Ur Lover About Yourself? Very Simple.. Just Suddenly Sms Them Saying I Love You Too Game Over...

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Silent Lips May Avoid Many Problems, But Smiling Lips May Solve Many Problems, So Always Have A Smile On Ur Face In The Beautiful Journey Called “life”

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A Little Girl To Her Mother: Mom! I Have Come To Know The Boy Next Door Have A Pennes Like A Peanut Mom: Do You Mean Its Little Girl: No Mom! Its Salty....

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Girl: Nobody Can Stop Me, Ill Send U Sms Till, Boy: My Death? Girl: No Boy: Your Death? Girl: No Boy: World Exist? Girl: No Boy: Oxygen Available? Girl: No Gi...

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. A Girl Checks Her Weight = 58kg . . Removes Sandal = 56. . Then Dupatta = 52 . Now Coins Finished........ . . . . A Boy In A Q Behind Her Said Carry On, I Ha...

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Touch It Gently ... Put Ur Finger Inside.. If Da Hole Is Big Put Three Fingers.. Rub It Up Down Gently....... That's The Right Way Of Washing The Glass!!!...

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I Watch The Sun Set In Your Eyes And Feel Your Warm Embrace You Took These Dark Clouds From My Skies All My Fears You Helped Erase

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If U R A Chocolate U R The Sweetest, If U R A Teddy Bear U R The Most Huggable, If U Are A Star U R The Brightest, And Since U R My �friend� U R The �best...

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H A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A Aa Aaa Aaaa Haaachchiiii.!!!! . Sorry! The Weather Is Sooooo Cool . . .!!! :d...

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I'm Sorry But Our Friendship Ends Today, I Didn't Want It This Way, Is For My Own Good Why I'm Doing This, But I Guess After All You Need A Explanation... My De...

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The Sweetest Souls Who Love,cherish,inspire & Protect The Angel In You Are Your Guardian Angel They Are Your Friends & Family :)

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Many Hands In One Tifin Box, Many Frinds On One Bench, Many Calls On One Birthday Nite, Many Tears For One Little Fight, This Are Frenz The Best Part Of Li...

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What Is The Longest Word In The English Language? Smiles: There Is A Mile Between The First And Last Letters!

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Do You Know Which Is The Most Romantic State Of India? Guess!!!!!!!! Oh Yes. It Is West Bengal And You Know Why????? Every Night Candle-light Din...

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. . Whats The Closest Thing To A Womans Periiod? . Your Salary. . It Comes Once A Month, . Lasts About 3 Or 4 Days And If It Doesnt Come, . Everythings Fucccke...

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The Moment I First Saw You, You Warmed My Heart, The Second Time You Made Little Flames And Now You Make My Heart Burn Like H**l !!

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In Life There R 5 Perfect Things U Should Never Lose 1)character 2)self Respect 3)hope 4)heart & 5th ???? Well, U Know My Name:)

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Msg Peh Msg Bhejte Ho, Bhej Bhej Ke Bheja Karab Karthe Ho, Lekin Bhejte Ho To Kya Bhejte Khud Ka Bheja To Chaltha Hi Nahi, Dusron Ka Bheja Hua Bhejte Ho.....

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Best Attitude Quote I May Never B Good Enough For Every1 But I'm D Best For Them Who Deserve Me

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Why Do Girls Look Beautiful? Is It Real Or Due To Make Up? All False Girls Look Beautiful Because . . . . Boys Have Good Imagination..!!!...

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So Sweet Is Ur Smile….. So Sweet Is Ur Style….. So Sweet Is Ur Voice….. So Sweet Is Ur Eye……. See How Sweetly I Lie!!

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His Bad Luck Has Now Started. How Is That? He Has Run Off With My Wife.

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Know What Makes Me Happy Wen U Msg Me? Not Ur Jokes, Graphics Or Sweet Msgs But Ur Name That Appears On The Cell When It Beeps Knowing That U Remember Me.

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If “special”means Lovings,caring & Dear, If”special”means Thoughtful Too & If”special”means Tender,gentle & Kind, Then Special Surely Means U !...

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What Did The Blonde's Left Leg Say To Her Right Leg ? Think .... Between The Two Of Us, We Can Make A Lot Of Money.

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Good News! All Engineering Exams Will Now Be Only Objective Type. Example: 3 + 3 = ? Options: A: 6 B: Six C: Vi D: 6.0...

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Definition Of A Adult . . . . Adult: A Person Who Has Stopped Growing At Both Ends And Is Now Growing In The Middle....

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Life May Bring Failures, Hardships, Tears & Lots Of Pain…. But There’s Always A Reason To Smile As Long As You Are There.

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Fwd: If Ur Not A Chicken Txt Every1 And C Wat They Like About U! :d 1)eyes 2)lips 3)butt 4)face 5)body 6)voice 7)style 8) Laugh.

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The Law Says If U Cant Convince Them Then Atleast Confuse Them Do U Know Which Law It Is? Dis Is Law Of Answering In Examination

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Husband: Yesterday A Girl Came In My Dream. Wah! What A Girl She Was... Wife: She Must Be Alone. Husband: How Do You Know? Wife: Her Husband Came In My Dream...

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You Can Fall From The Sky You Can Fall From A Tree But The Best Way To Fall Is In Love With Me

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Writing Is Like S*x - You Have To Be In The Mood.........:d

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