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Question. Whats Another Name For A Push-up Bra? Answer. False Advertisement.

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. . An N**e Girl Enters Into A Car..... . As Driver Was Shocked On Seeing Her..... . Girl : Wat R U Looking At ? Don't You Ever Saw A N**e Girl ? . Driver : No....

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Smile For The Ones You Love… A Simple Smile Is All It Takes To Make One Happy… Love Can Come In Many Different Ways, Shapes N Sizes … But A Simple Smil...

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It's The Sweetest Thing To Do. Do It The Bed, On A Sofa, In The Bathroom Or Anywhere! U Must Never Stop Doing It. It's Called Prayer! God Blesesess Ur Dirty ...

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A Girl Was Wearing Tight Fitting Jeans In A Train A Boy Who Saw That Her Zip Was Fully Open . . . He Said: Madam, I See Your Lips Are Laughing Woman: Hey They ...

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Rajnikant Once Applied For Engineering Final Exams. . . . . . . . . . He Finally Learns His Limit...

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An Amazing Question Why Do The Words 'i Love You' Needs An Answer, Thought All Of Us Know It Is Not A Question...

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When U Propose A Girl.its Direct Marketing.when U Call Her Its Telemarketing.when She Walks 2 U, Its Brand Recognition N When She Slaps U ,its Customer Feedback...

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In Newzealand There Is A Baby Born,his Wght Is 80kg. It Increased Upto 280kg In 15 Days Incredible! Bt True Bcoz Baby Was Of An Elephant...

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It's The Sweetest Thing To Do.do It The Bed,on A Sofa,in The Bathroom Or Anywhere! U Must Never Stop Doing It,its Called Prayer! God Blesesess Ur Dear

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Q: If A Devil Catches Ur Wifr, Wat Wud U Do? A: U Can Do Nothin. If Devil Has Committed A Mistake Let Him Face The Consequences.

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Msg Peh Msg Bhejte Ho, Bhej Bhej Ke Bheja Karab Karthe Ho, Lekin Bhejte Ho To Kya Bhejte Khud Ka Bheja To Chaltha Hi Nahi, Dusron Ka Bheja Hua Bhejte Ho.....

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Government Imposing New Taxes. Dating Rs.10, Hug Rs.20, Kiss Rs.30, Love Rs.50. But You Don't Worry, Flirting Is Still Free......

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Never Think That U R. . Alone In This World, Because If U R Alone, U Would Not Have Received.. . . . This Message....:-)...

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One Day D Hrt Said To D Eyes... Dnt See Mor Bcz U See Nd I Suffere.... Dn D Eyes Said To D Hrt ... Dnt Thnk Mor Bcz U Feel Nd I Cry...!

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People Die Younger, Because God Loves Them So Much., You're Still On Earth, Bcoz There's Someone Who Loves You More Than God...and You Know Who It Is Thats Me

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Tsunami Came Because Rajnikant . . . . . . . . . Sneezed During His Evening Walk On Marina Beach!...

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2 Devils Came In 2 My Dreams. They Said We Want 2 Disturb Sum Nice Personz. I Suggest Them Yr Name. They Said We Can't Disturb Our Bossss. Hahaha...

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Ecg If U Go Out With Wife /l__,-.__/_,_,-. Ecg If U Go Out With Girlfriend _/l_/l_/l_/l_/_/_ Ecg If Wife Catches U With Girlfriend /________

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To Hear Wat Is Unspoken To See Wat Is Unseen To Feel Widout Evn Touchin Is D Miracle Calld Schizophrenia! N Ppl Think Its Love... !!! :p...

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Two Things In Life Which Are More Tragic Than Death 1)your Lover Loves You And You Dont Know It 2)your Lover Dont Loves You And You Know It. Hv A Nice Day..

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I Saw U On Road Today. U Were Lukin So Fine, Ur Face So Divine, Ur Walk So Perfect. My Heart Started Singing A Sweet Song: Who Let The Dogs Out!

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Simple Fact: When V Read An Emotional Sms, We Nvr Think Of D Person Who Has Sent D Sms But We Always Think Of D Person Whom We Luv D Most!...

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A Morning Is A Wonderful Blessing, Either Cloudy Or Sunny. It Stands For Hope, Giving Us Another Start Of What We Call Life. Gud Morning Have A Nice Day...

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Zindagi Mein Hamesha Smart Log Milenge, Kahi Zyada To Kahi Kum Milenge, Choice Zara Soch K Karna, Zaroori Nahi Har Jagah Tumhe Hum Jaise Milenge

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. . Dear Subscribers: Due To A Fault In Magnetic Field And Signals Of Our Service Your Hadsets Will Vibrate For One Hour.. .. . So U Plz Keep It Under Ur Pussi...

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6 U ! U .: O W P O O 6 6 U ! L ! W S D 3 3 K Confused??? Turn It And Read It

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Husband: Yesterday A Girl Came In My Dream. Wah! What A Girl She Was... Wife: She Must Be Alone. Husband: How Do You Know? Wife: Her Husband Came In My Dream...

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I Luv U Not Only For What U R, But For What I Am When I'm With U. I Luv U Not Only For What U Have Made Of Urself, But For What U R Making Of Me. I Luv U For Th...

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Those Beautiful Eyes, That Incredible Body, Such A Brain, Nice Smile .... But That Is Enough About Me, Tell Me How You Are?

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. A Boy Goes 2 A Disco . His Mom Gets Angry Asks Him- Did U C Anything There That U R Nt Supposed To C? . Boy:yes . Mom: What? . Boy: I Saw Dad!...

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Let The Most Beautiful Dream Come To U Tonight,let The Sweetest Person Come In Ur Dream Tonight….but Dont Make It A Habit Bcoz I M Not Free Every Night.goodni...

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Do What You Can, For Who You Can With What You Have And Where You Are...!!!

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Condom To Whisper: Bloody Every Month You Stop My Business For One Week. Whisper Replied: If You Make A Mistake I Lose My Business For 9 Months...

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Life’s Like That It’s The Little Thing In Life Which Hurts.wanna Know How..u Can Sit On Top Of A Mountain But Not On Top Of A Pin!!

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Teacher : Class,whatever I Ask I Want You All To Answer , At Once . Teacher : What Is Hundred + Hundred ? Students : At Once

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An Award Winning Ad By Durex Condo**: . . To All Those Who Use Our Competitors Products, . . Happy Fathers Day

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Father: You Should Marry This Girl. She Is Kalavati, Gunwanti And Roopmati Son: I'll Have To Marry My Girlfriend Coz She's Garbhavati.

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Wen I Say I Luv U,plz Believe It’s True. Wen I Say 4evr,know I'll Nevr Leave U. Wen I Say Goodbye,promise Me U Won’t Cry. Cause D Day I’ll B Saying Is ...

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A Girl In Bookstore : Do You Have Book Called : Women : The Perfect Intelligence. Sales Boy :sorry Madam, Fiction Books Are At First Floor . !!...

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