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I'm Not Somebody Special.. But . . . . . . . . . . . I'm Just One Of D God's Limited Edition...

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Fool Se, Fool Ne, Foolon Ki Foolwari Me Fool Ke Sath Wish Kiya ‘ You Are The Most Beautifool, Colorfool & Wonderfool Amongst All Fools

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In Silent Ni8 Wen Frnds R Few.. I Clos My Eyes N Think Of U.. A Silent Ni8 A Silent Tear.. A Silent Wish That U Were Here..

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God In Heaven God Above Please Protect The Friend I Love.sent Wiv A Smile:-) Sealed With A Kiss.i Love My Friend Whos Reading This

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Do U Know U Look Gr8 Wid 2 Pounds Less? I Mean Ur Clothes Weigh Exactly 2 Pounds

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H=- U May Love A Girl Very Deeply.... . . . . . . . But U Cannot Express It Deeper Than 6-8 Inchs...!! Hahahahah!!!!...

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Usa Power Vs Indian Power Usa- 10000 Nuclear Weapons, 600000 Army, 10000 Tanks, 12000 Air Force, 3000 Ships India- *rajnikanth*...

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The Recipe Of Friendship: 1 Cup Of Sharing. 2 Cups Of Caring. 3 Cups Of Forgiveness Hugs. Mix All Of These Together To Make Friends 4ever.....

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Agar Kisi K Pass Sub Kuch Ho To Duniya Jalti Hay, Agar Kuch Na Ho To Duniya Hansti Hay,meray Paas Aap K Liyay Sirf “dua” Hai, Jis K Liyay Sari Duniya Tarast...

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We Always Feel Bad & Think That Good Things Happen Only To Othersbut We Forget That We Are Others For Someone Else.

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Last Night I Dreamt Of U. I Thought Of U The Whole Day Today. I Think I Love U. Tomorrow I'll Think Of V, Then W, X, Y And Z. Hehe!

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Two Women Were Watching A Film In The Cinema When One Turns To The Other In Surprise. You're Not Going To Believe This, Marry, But The Man Sitting Next To Me ...

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You Are A Ghonchu.. G-reat H-ot O-ne In Million N-aughty C-ute H-umble U-nique Zyada Khush Mat Ho, Hai To Tu Ghonchu Hi...

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Diagram In A Book Was Not Clear.. So,madam Drew A Diagram On A Blackboard And Announced Dont Look At A Book Figure, Look At My Figure

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Rajinikant Once Ate An Entire Bottle Of Sleeping Pills. They Made Him Blink.

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Stress Test: 1)whch Mouse Has 2 Legs? Mickey Mouse!!!!! 2) Whch Duck Has 2 Legs? If Ur Ans Is Donald Duck..u R Undr Stress..coz Al Ducks Hv 2 Legs..!!...

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I'll Love You, Dear,i'll Love You Till China And Africa Meet And The River Jumps Over The Mountain And The Salmon Sing In The Street.

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Russian: Sir We Got A Huge Order From Usa For 16 Inches Condoms. I Think It Is To Embrass Us. Boss: No Problem! Complete The Order And Mark Them Small Size....

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Rajnikant Tells A Gps Which Way To Go.

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Teacher - Agar Sache Dil Se God Se Prathna Ki Jaye To Woh Puri Hoti H, Ladka - Rehne Do Miss Agar Aisa Hota To Aaj Aap Meri Miss Nahi Mrs. Hoti...

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Teacher To Student: There Is Two Type Of S*x On Earth, Male And Female. A Student: Teacher I Know Few More. Teacher: What? Student: Bedroom S*x, Bathroom S*x...

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There Is No Such Thing As Evolution, Its Just A List Of Creatures That Rajinikanth Allowed To Live.

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Difference B/w Panties Of 1970 2000 :- In The 70's You Had To Pull Down Panties To See The Buttocks,in 2000, You Have To Seperate The Buttocks To See The Panti...

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People Who Give Importance To Their Happiness Make Other Peoples Unhappy From Themselves.

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I Say And You Listen Its A Good Friendship You Say And I Listen Its A Better Friendship But I Don't Say And You Understand, Its Best Friendship....

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Friends Walk Lightly Into Our Life.. Slowly Into Our Mind.. At 1st, We Never Care Who They R.. Later Without Them, We Dont Knw Who We Are.

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If One Is Estranged From Oneself, Then One Is Estranged From Others Too. If One Is Out Of Touch With Oneself, Then One Cannot Touch Others.

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I Look At The Moon The Moon Is Beautiful I Look At You I..i... I Rather Look At The Moon Again Hahaha.kidding!!

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Roses R Red, Sky Is Blue.. Monkies Like U Should B Kept In Da Zoo.. Dont B Angry, U'll Find Me Thr Too.. Not In Da Cage Bt Laughing At U....

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You Are The Twinkle Of My Eyes The Smile On My Lips The Joy Of My Face Without You I Am Incomplete.

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If You Save This, It Means I'm Cute If You Edit It, So I'm Still Cute If You Forward It, You Are Spreading That I'm Cute If You Erase It, You Are Jealous Of Me ...

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U R A B C D E F G H I J K L A=aachhe B=briliant C=cool D=dashing E=emotional F=fantastic G=great H=hot I=intelligent That Is Not U...

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In The Rhythm Of Life We Sometime Find Ourselves Out Of Tune But As Long As There Are Friends To Provide The Melody The Music Plays On...

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Rajnikant Has Already Been To Mars That's Why There Are No Signs Of Life There.

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Love Is Like War ... Easy To Start ... Difficult To End ... Impossible To Forget...

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Today I Saw Your Duplicate I Said Hello But He Did Not Answer I Felt Very Bad Then He Finished His Banana Jumped On Another Tree ....

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Both Of You Go Up And Down, Protection Is Tight, Keeping It Up All D**n Night, Never Tired Always Alert.. I Know You Love.your Job As A Security Guard.!...

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A Man Went For Injection,,nurse Said : Pull Down Ur Trousers .. Man Replied : I Feel Shy Can U Do It First ?

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. Girl Boy Were Having Sexx. . Girl: Darling, I Want You To Kiss My Lips! . Boy: Sure, Which 1 Would You Prefer First, Lower Lip Or Upper Lip? . Girl: Middle L...

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In A Year I M: 365 Days Dreaming Of U 8760 Hours Thinking Of U 5,25,600 Minutes Missing U 3,15,36,000 Seconds Treasuring U Definitely U !...

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