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Best Lines By True Lover. . I Am 99 Percent Sure The Person I Love Doesnt Love Me, But... 1 Percent Is Enough For Me To Hold On My Hopes.....

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How Do U Tell To Ur Girlfriend If U Want 2 Go 2 Toilet During Dinner? Darling,i've 2 Shake Hands With A Close Friend Of Mine Whom I'm Going 2 Introduce 2 U Late...

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He Took Me From A Bar. He Took Me In His Car. He Took My Top Off. He Puts His Lips On Mine, But Dont Worry: Im A Bottle Of Wine !

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If 10 People Care 4 U, One Of Them Is Me…. If One Person Cares 4 U, Tat Would Be Me Again…. If No One Cares 4 U, That Means I M Not In This World…

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48+2 Members Can Sit In A Bus. 5+1 Can Sit In A Car. 3+1 Can Sit In A Auto 1+1 Can Sit In A Bike. Only 1 Can Sit In My Heart, Thats U My Love...

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A Ship Was Sinking. Captain: Does Any One Know How To Pray? A Priest Comes Forward And Says He Can Pray. Captain: Ok Priest, You Pray Everyone Else In Ship Will...

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No Cute Grafics 2 Write, No Msgs 2 Text, No Kind Words 2 Say But A Kind Heart 2 Remind U 2 Pee Before Going 2 Bed.

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God Has Deposited Love,joy,prosperity ,peace,laughter Plus All Kinds Of Blessings In Your Atm Account. Use Without Limit. The Pin Code Is P.r.a.y.e.r....

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I Know You Think I Am Cute, I Know You Think I Am Fine, But Like The Other Guys, Take A Number And Wait In Line.

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. . School Starts - Boy - Can I Go To The Toilet . Teacher - Say The Alphabet First So He Says . A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O Q R S T U V W X Y Z . Teacher: W...

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Whats Live ? Live Is Love. Whats Love ? Love Is Kissing. Whats Kissing ? Come Here And I Show You ......... Yeah......

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One Day U May Ask Me: What Is More Important To You, Me Or Your Life? I Will Say: My Life… You Will Walk Away From Me Without Knowing That U R My Life!

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At The Start Of A Married Life, Every Girl Treats Her Husband As God. Later On Somehow The Alphabets Get Reversed -)....

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Son: Teacher Says, Father Is The Pillar Of The Family Then Whats Mom? Dad: She Makes The Pillar Stiff, Strong And Worthwhile To Raise A Family...

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Don't Ask How Old Ask How Long ! ! !

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Q: If A Devil Catches Ur Wifr, Wat Wud U Do? A: U Can Do Nothin. If Devil Has Committed A Mistake Let Him Face The Consequences.

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. . Girl To Doctor: My Mobile Got Stuck In My Vagiina Since Last 4 Days In Vibration Mode. . . Doctor: Ok, I Will Remove This Easily. . . Girl: Just Recharge Th...

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I'm Lookin' For My One And Only Every Time I Turn Around I Find My Heart In Pieces On The Ground So So Lonely I'm Lookin' For My One And Only...

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When U Mix Rice In Milk U Call It Kheer. When U Mix Vinegar In Milk U Call It Paneer.. When U Mix A Sweet Person Like Me In Ur Life U Call It Takdeer. Miss Y...

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Girl: - What Is Different Between Personal Secret? Boy: - Dear , U R My Lover Thats Personal Your Friend Is Also My Lover Thats Secret....

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Some Friends Forget, Some Move Away, Some Keep Silent, Some Just Change, But I Am Not One Of Them. I Am Always Your Friend Forever....

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Santa And Banta Were Fixing A Bomb In A Car. Banta: What Would You Do If The Bomb Explodes While Fixing. Santa: Dont Worry, I Have One More..

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When We Throw A Ball In The Air Why Does It Comes Down? Non Physics Answers . ? . ? . B'coz No One Is There Up 2 Catch The Ball. :-)...

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Life Is Like A Railway Station, Love Is The Train, It May Come At Any Time, But Friendship Is The Railway Enquiry Counter, Which Always Says May I Help Y...

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Roses R Red, Sky Is Blue.. Monkies Like U Should B Kept In Da Zoo.. Dont B Angry, U'll Find Me Thr Too.. Not In Da Cage Bt Laughing At U....

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Life They Say Is Touch And Go. Some People You Know May Only Be There For Sometime. Some May Go Away, But People Who Find You Special Will Always Find Ways To S...

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Smiles R Like Birds, They Fly From Face 2 Face May Ur Lips Give Them A Better Nest So That They Can Stay 4ever So... Always Keep Smiling.... !...

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No Offense, But My Last Name Goes Better With Your First Name Than Yours Does. Why Don't You Give It A Try?

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Q: What Is The Difference B/w Secretary Private Secretary? Ans: Secretary Says Good Morning Sir Private Secretary Says Its Morning Sir...

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Do You Like Maths, If So Add A Bed, Subtract Ur Clothes, Divide Your Legs And We Can Multiply!

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'love' Is A Bird You Hold Tightly ,it Dies...... If You Hold Lightly,it Flies............ You Hold It Nicely,it S***s In Your Hand...... Uhhh........ So...

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. . When I Was A Dog, . And You Were A Flower, . I Walked Over You And Gave You A Shower!!

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Once Rajnikant Gone For Morning Walk.. And In Afternoon Police Arrest Him.... . Why? . . Because, He Reached Usa Without Visa...

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A Cute Boy Asks A Fallen Rose: Don’t U Get Hurt Wen U R Plucked? Rose Replied: No I Forget My Pain Thinking That I Am The Reason For Someones Smile.

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In Life There R 5 Perfect Things U Should Never Lose 1)character 2)self Respect 3)hope 4)heart & 5th ???? Well, U Know My Name:)

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Girl: Heard U Wer Great At Algebra? Boy: Well, Sort Of. Why? Girl: Can U Please.. Substitute My 'x'?

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I Want U To Be With Me In A Nice Restaurant To Have Candle Light Dinner. To Say Those Sweet Three Words To U. 'pay The Bill'...

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Nice One : Postion Of Husband Is Like A Split Ac No Matter How Loud He Is Outside ,but Inside The House He Is Always Silent .

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Santa: Why Did The Man Put His Radio In His Refrigerator? Banta: I Give Up. Santa: Stupid, Because He Wanted To Hear Cool Music

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Height Of Oh S**t.. Like A Situavation:- A Guy Takes Blade N Writes His Girlfriend's Name On His Forearms N?? N?? N?? ...... Makes A Spelling Mistake...

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