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Hey, I Just Got Your Blood Test Report. U Has Been Tested Hiv Positive. Report Reads Person Has High Percentage Of Honey In Veins. No Wonder !...

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Agar Ghee Seedhi Ungli Se Na Nikle Toh. . . . . . Toh . . . . . . . . . Ghee Ko Garam Kar Lo.. Har Cheez Me Ungli Karna Achi Baat Nahi Hai…xp :d ...

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Once Rajnikant Taught A Boy How To Kiss. Now That Boy Is Known As '. . . . . . . . . Emran Hashmi'...

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Buy A Scooty..... Pick Up A Beauty, Drink A Frooty.... Take Her To Ooty, Remove Her Nighty... Do Ur Duty., After 9 Months ... Get A Cuty ..!...

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Height Of Oh S**t.. Like A Situavation:- A Guy Takes Blade N Writes His Girlfriend's Name On His Forearms N?? N?? N?? ...... Makes A Spelling Mistake...

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If U Read,u Owe Me A Hug, If U Delete,u Owe Me A Kiss, If U Save,u Owe Me A Date, If U Return Txt Msg 2 Me, U Owe Me All, Bt If U Ignore, U R Mine! So Wat Will ...

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I Know Milk Does A Body Good, But D**n How Much Have You Been Drinking?

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A Successful Relationship Requires Falling In Love Many Tyms . With D Same Person . . . . In Diff Rooms . Diff Bed . Diff Position....

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. . Personality Of A Female Follows The Size Of Her Bra 32 = Innocent 34 = Calm 36 = Agressive 38 = Playful 40 = S**y 42 = Anjuman...

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Everything Is Incomplete Without Me ..mory Co..dy Ti.. Ga.. So..thing ..aning Even This ..ssage! So Dont Forget Me.

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Life Is For Living, I Live For You, Dreams Are For Dreaming, I Dream For You, Wishes Are For Wishing I Wish For You, Hearts Are For Beating Mine Beats For You...

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. . A Girl Looks At A Mans Tatoo: . Nike On His Arms, . Reebok On His Legs, . . She Screamed When She Saw Aids On His ====. . Relax He Said, If It Erects, It...

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Yo Mama Is So Fat, When She Jump Into Da Ocean, All Da Whales Starts Singing We Are Family!...

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. . After Engagement! . . Girl: Now Stop Looking At Girls,u R Commited Now! . . Boy: Oho What Do U Mean, If I M On Diet, That Doesnt Mean That I Cant Look At Me...

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Suna Hai Aap Me Dimag Bahut Hai... Question: Kisi Ladki Ka Naam Batao Jisme A,e,i,o, U Na Ho! Its Challenge 4 U . Plz Reply

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Roses R Red, Sky Is Blue.. Monkies Like U Should B Kept In Da Zoo.. Dont B Angry, U'll Find Me Thr Too.. Not In Da Cage Bt Laughing At U....

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Degrees Of Girls! B.a.-beautiful Angel B.e.-beautiful Eyes B.sc.-beautiful Structure B.com-beautiful Communication M.b.a.-married But Awesome!

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Just Imagine Life Without Girls The Result === Markets Silent Streets Empty The Police At Rest All Mobile Companies In Loss No Sms No Flowers No Candles No Per...

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Millions Of Sentences, Billions Of Words, Zillions Of Characters, All Just To Convey A Simple Feeling, A Feeling As Old As Humanity, As Faint As Your Smile,...

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Ur Aim In Life Shud B 54321.. Shockd !! I Mean… 5- Five Digit Salary 4- Four Wheeler Vehicle 3- Three Room Flat 2- Two Cute Children & 1- One Sweetheart...

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Good Friends Should Be Like Zero.adding Them Or Subtracting Them Makes Them Same.but Dividing Them Is Not Possible.

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Near Ones Are Not Dear. Dear Ones Are Not Near. Itz Easy To Remember The Near Ones, But Very Difficult To Forget The Dear Ones…!!

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Rajinikanth Once Kicked A Horse In The Chin. Its Descendants Are Today Called Giraffes.

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Once Rajnikant Met A Goat On Road. The Goat Was Making Sound May, May, May. Rajni Hit The Goat In Anger. Now That Goat Is Known As . Justin Beiber

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Rajnikant Was Once Asked By A Reporter How He Felt About All The Rajnikant Jokes On The Internet And Sms? His Reply Was. Do You Think They Are Jokes...

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Teri Khamoshi Aur Udasi Ki Wajah Hum Samajh Na Sake Ae Dost, . . . . Wo To Shaam Ko Teri Mummy Ne Bataya Ke Aaj Teri Chappal Se Pitai Hui Hai!!...

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When I'm Away From U, I'm Still With U. When My Eyes Are Closed, I Could Still C U. When I'm Awake, I Still Dream Of U. When I Feel I Have Everything, I Still N...

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This Is The Telephone Terrorist Team. While Receiving This Message A Virus Will Be Activated. This Virus Should Have Infected Your Mobile By Now. Your Mobi...

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A Friend Is Sweet When It Is New It Is Sweeter When It Is True. But You Know That.. It Is The Sweetest When It Is You

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To Be Or Not To Be? That Is The Question. The Answer? Rajinikanth.

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Smile In Pleasure Smile In Pain Smile When Trouble Pours Like Rain Smile When Someone Hurts U Smile Because Someone Still Loves To See U Smiling

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There Has Been Only One Christmas The Rest Are Anniversaries. :))

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I Knocked At Heavens Door God Asked” What Is Your Wish Of Today?” I Said ” Plz Protect Love And Bless The One Reading This Message”god Smiled And Replie...

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If One Night A Big Fat Man Jumps In At Your Window Grabs You And Puts You In A Sack Don't Worry I Told Santa I Wanted You For Christmas...

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Sardar: Will U Marry , After I Die. Wife : No I Will Live With My Sister. Wife : Will U Marry , After I Die. Sardar: No I Will Also Live With Ur Sister....

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“gift” Of “salam” Wrapped With “affection” Tied With “care” & Sealed With “dua” 2 Keep U Safe & Happy Today & Always.

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Muskaan Tere Hothon Se Kahin Jaye Na, Aansu Teri Palkon Pe Kabhi Aaye Na, Poora Ho Tera Har Khwab Aur Jo Poora Na Ho Woh Khawab Kabhi Aaye Na...

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Whats The Diff Between Hook In Cricket And Hook Of Bra. One Sends Ball Out Of Boundary And Other Keeps Balls Within The Boundary..........

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Friends R Like Pieces Of Puzzle.... If U Lose 1 It Willnever B Complete Again... Just Want U 2 Know U R One Of D Pieces.. I Can't Afford 2 Lose ....

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What Happens When Rajnikant Pees ? Everyone Run..............................................its A Tsunami !!!!!!!!!!!!

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