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Friend Means : A Lovely Heart That Never Hates, A Cute Smile That Never Fades, A Smooth Touch That Never Hurts, .... A Strong Relationship That Never Ends......

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Everybody Wants Someone Special Someone Innocent Someone Nice Someone Cool Someone Sweet Someone Cute Someone Intelligent But Why Always Me, Me An...

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It Hurts To Breath . . . . ......because Every Breath I Take, Make Me Feel I Can Not Live Without You...

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A Candle May Melt And Its Fire May Die, But The Love You Have Given Me Will Always Stay As A Flame In My Heart.

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A Share Market Broker Was Busy Reading The Share Prices On Tv. Suddenly His Servant Came Shouted Sir, Your Wife Fell Down He Replied Sell Her Immediately :d :p...

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Love + Care =mother Love + Fear =father Love + Help =sister Love + Fight =brother Love + Life =wife Love+care+fear+help+fight = Friend....

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Once Rajnikanth Used Tooth Powder To Make His Teeth Strong. That Powder Is Now Known As Ambuja Cement.

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A Boy Started Stare'ing On An Aeroplane On A Girls T-shirt... Girl Said-havent U Seen An Aeroplane B4????? Boy Rep.-i Hav Seen An Aeroplane B4 But God Promise H...

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The Purpose Of A Relationship Is Not To Have Someone Who Might Complete You, But To Have The One … With Whom You Can Share You Complete...

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God Has Deposited Love,joy,prosperity ,peace,laughter Plus All Kinds Of Blessings In Your Atm Account. Use Without Limit. The Pin Code Is P.r.a.y.e.r....

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Once Rajnikant Lost His Wallet. . . . . . . . . Since Then.... The World Is Facing Recession....

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'love' Is A Bird You Hold Tightly ,it Dies...... If You Hold Lightly,it Flies............ You Hold It Nicely,it S***s In Your Hand...... Uhhh........ So...

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Nurse Lost Her Cat. Nurse In The Hospital- Any 1 Got A Pusssy, All Women Stood Up,i Mean Any One Seen A Pusssy, All Men Stood Up. I Meant Any One Seen My P...

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Teacher: Bobby! Join These Two Sentences Together. I Was Cycling To School. I Saw A Dead Body. Bobby: I Saw A Dead Body Cycling To School.....

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Hawaon K Hath Ek Arman Bheja Hai, Roshni K Zariye Ek Paigham Bheja Hai,fursat Milay To Qabool Ker Lena, Is Nacheez Ne”piyara” Sa “salam” Bheja Hai

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Women Enjoy 6 Types Of $ex: 1, Asthamatic, Ah..aahh..ah 2, Obedient, Yesoh Yes..yes 3, Greedy, More..more.. Gimme More 4, Motherly, Uhh Baby, Im Loving It.....

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Do You Know What Is Differance Between Your Smile And My Smile? You Smile When You Are Happy, And, I Smile, When I See,you Happy..!...

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Some Friends Forget Some Move Away Some Keep Silent Some Just Change But I’m Not 1 Of Them. I’m Here Just 4 Two Moments .. Now & 4ever…!!:)...

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True Meaning Of Friendship: Where There Are No Compromise In Telling The Secret There Is No Secret For Which You Need To Compromise

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A Teenage Girl Had Been Talking On The Phone For About Half An Hour, And Then She Hung Up. Wow!, Said Her Father, That Was Short. You Usually Talk For Two Hours...

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Rajnikant Wears A Hat Because If The Crystaline Structure Of His Beard Ever Hit Light, It Would Magnify It, Creating A Fire. Just Ask The Dinosaurs

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. . A Girl Looks At A Mans Tatoo: . Nike On His Arms, . Reebok On His Legs, . She Screamed When She Saw Aids On His ====. . Relax He Said, If It Erects, It ...

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Can Two Humans Live Wid A Single Breath? ? ? Yes !! Hardly In 2 Occasions . . When A Child Is Inside Its Mother Womb & When A Person Is Inside Your Heart .

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Sometimes In Life We Think We Don’t Need Anyone, But Sometimes We Don’t Have Anyone When We Need Someone. So,hold Good Peoples Around & Never Let Your ...

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The Car In Which 4engineers Were Travelling Suddenly Broke Down. 1mechanical:-the Gearbox Must Have Broken. 2chemical:-the Problem Lies With The Composition O...

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Im Not Pencil 2 Write Ur Happiness, But I Will Be Nice Eraiser 2 Erase All Ur Sorrows..believe Me Friend I Will Be Always With You.....

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A Girl Looks At A Mans Tatoo: . Nike On His Arms, . Reebok On His Legs, . . She Screamed When She Saw Aids On His ====. . Relax He Said, If It Erects, It Read...

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Some Idiot Say : Behind Every Successful Man, There Is A Woman But Nobody Knows The Fact That Woman Choose Only Successful Man.

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Why Are There Earth Quakes Held? Because...rajinikant's . . . . . . . . Mobile Is Sometimes On Vibration Mode....

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Government Pays Tax To Rajnikant For..... . . . . . . . . Working In India

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The Cloud May Cover The Sun But We Know That Thesunnever Forgets To Shine, Just Like You,i May Not Often See U But U Alwayz Shine In My Prayers....

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If Rajinikanths Pc Hangs, Its Time For The Next Windows Release By Microsoft

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. . A Newly Married Girl Got First Class In Her B.ed Exams. . . Her Husband Sent Telegram To Her Parents - Ruby First Class In Bed!...

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Teacher : Goss, Why Do You Always Get So Dirty? Goss : Well, I'm A Lot Closer To The Ground Than You Are.

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Friendship Is A Little More Trust, A Little Less Try, A Little More Laugh, A Little Less Cry, A Little More Luv, A Little Less Fight A Little More We & A ...

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Q: What Is The Difference B/w Secretary Private Secretary? Ans: Secretary Says Good Morning Sir Private Secretary Says Its Morning Sir...

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A Pregnant Lady Went To An Astrologer. Astrologer: When U Deliver A Baby, Babys Father Will Die. Lady: Thank God! My Husband Is Safepregnant Lady Went To An Ast...

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I Love All D Stars In D Sky,but They Are Nothing Compared To The Ones In Your Eyes

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6 Year Old Boy- I Love You Mom! Mom- Awww I Love You Too.. 18 Year Old Boy- I Love You Mom. Mom- Sorry I Have No Money...!!!

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In The Morning I Do Not Eat Because I Think Of You, At Noon I Do Not Eat Because I Think Of You, In The Evening I Do Not Eat Because I Think Of You, At...

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