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Adult Man Eye Operation: After Operation Dr. Open His Nurse Bra And Said To Man..hey Do U See Now... Man:nothing Dr:open His Nurse Panty:do U See Now....?? Man...

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. . Interviewer What Is The Recession ???? . Candidate : When Wine And Women Replaced By Water And Wife , . That Critical Stage Of Life Is Called Recession :...

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If One Night A Big Fat Man Jumps In At Your Window Grabs You And Puts You In A Sack Don't Worry I Told Santa I Wanted You For Christmas...

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Son : Papa Whats The Difference Between Mothers Tears And Wife's Tears? Father : Mothers Tears Hit Your Heart Wife's Tears Hit Your Pocket.

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English Teacher: Make A Sentence Using Neither-nor? Boy: When Girls Wear Tight Fitting Dresses, Neither Are They Comfortable Nor We.

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Some Flowers Grow Best In The Sun, Others Do Well In Shadow. God Knows What Is Best For Us & Puts Us Where We Grow Best.

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Never Mind People When They Say You're Mad, Cause They Always Mean To Say That You M=make A=a D=difference.

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When U Count Best Friends, Don't Count Me! When U Count Close Friends, Don't Count Me! But When U Really Need A Friend, Then Start From Me..!!....

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Rajnikant Has Already Been To Mars That's Why There Are No Signs Of Life There.

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A New Addition 2 Da Periodic Table Of Chemical Elements... Element Name : Girls Symbol : Gl Atomic Wt : Dont Even Dare 2 Ask! Physical Props : Boils At Anythin...

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No Matter How Ugly You Think You Are, But The Special Someone Who Loves U Believes That U R The Most Beautiful & Irrestiable Thing On Earth And No Onecan Ch...

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Wen I Say I Luv U,plz Believe It’s True. Wen I Say 4evr,know I'll Nevr Leave U. Wen I Say Goodbye,promise Me U Won’t Cry. Cause D Day I’ll B Saying Is ...

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Do You Know That, You Would Look Great With Two Pounds Less ... In My Opinion, Those Clothes Weigh Exactly Two Pounds!

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One Day Raja And Rani Decided To Send Messages To Each Other By Using Pigeon Instead Of Mobile. The Very Next Day Pigeon Reached Raja Without Any Message. He An...

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If You Are An “icecream” Then U R So Sweet. If You Are “rose” Then You Are So Soft If You Are A “star” Then You Are So Bright. If You Are My “f...

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I May Not Get To See You As Often As I Like. I May Not Get To Hold You In My Arms All Through The Night. But Deep In My Heart I Truely Know, You're The One That...

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Heights Of ''bad Luck''- A Boy And Girl Met Last Time For Their Break Up... Girl's Father Caught Them Now They R Married Couple.:-)

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To Be Or Not To Be? That Is The Question. The Answer? Rajinikanth.

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. . Nurse Lost Her Cat. . Nurse In The Hospital- Any 1 Got A Pusssyy, . All Women Stood Up,i Mean Any One Seen A Pusssyy, . All Men Stood Up. . I Meant Any One...

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Principles Of Student Life. . . . . Love Your Bed, Its Your Temple. Relax In The Days, So That You Can Sleep At Night. Books Are Holy, So Dont Touch....

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Why Did The Grammer Teacher Slap A Student? . Bcoz He Asked: Why Is Bra Singular, . . . When It Covers 2 Items N Pan**** Plural When It Covers One Item?...

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. . Son On His Honeymoon Phoned His Mom Asking What 2 Do . Mom:put Ur Biggest Thng On Her Hairiest Thng . Son:got My Nose In Her Armpit. Now What?...

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Civil Engneer Asked His Town Plannr. Whats The Technical Defect In A Female Body? Ans:- Entertainment Area Is Constructed Very Near To Sewerage Area..:-d......

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My Heart Is Like An Open Book , It Depends On How U Read Me. Don't Judge Me By My Cover , Read Thoroughly N Discover Me. I M Ur True Friend 4ever .............

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Girl Friend Is For Fun, Wife Is For Son, Girl Friend Is Night Partner, Wife Is Life Partner, Girl Friend Is Tooty Fruity While Wife Is Kismat Phooti .......

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A 22 Wheeler Huge Truck Once Met With An Accident Against Rajinikanth . . Since Then, It Is Called Tata Nano.

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Two Young Girls Talking Over The Garden Fence!! Honestly Fiona, My New Boyfriend's Got Submarine Hands. What Do You Mean???? You Never Know Where They Will Tu...

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People Meet By Chance !! Dey Spend Sweet Times 2gether. Den God Apart Them Not 2 End The Story, But 2 C How Much Dey Need Each Other

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“24 Sweet Hrs Make 1 Sweet Day” ! “7 Sweet Days Make 1 Sweet Week” ! “4 Sweet Weeks Make 1 Sweet Month” ! “but …..” 1 Sweet Person Like U Make...

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A B C D E F G H I ********** U V W X Y Z Confused?? Bolay Tou *..i..* Aur *..u..* K Beech Jo Bhi Aaya Tapka Daala…

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V Never Have What V Like, V Never Like What V Have, Still V Live,luv N Hope That Sum Day Vll Get What V Luv, Or Luv What V Have. Thats Life

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When An Apple Becomes Red . . . It Is Ready To Eat, When A Girl Becomes 18 She Is Ready To.. . . . U Dirty Mind They Ready 2 Vote .........

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Friendship Is Made In The Heart, Silent.. Unwritten.. Unbreakable By Distance.. Unchangeable By Time.. Once A Friend... Always A Friend......

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Mom: Why R U Pregnant? Daughter: This Is Our Project In College About Miracle Of Life Mom: Tell Me Who Is He? Daughter:i Dont Know, It Was A Group Project. ....

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One Boss Fired Eleven Secretaries Because None Of Them Made Any Mistake.

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Would You Please Empty Your Pockets? I Think You Just Stole My Heart?

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Girl : You Would Be A Good Dancer Except For Two Things. Boy : What Are The Two Things? Girl : Your Feet.

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Want To Hear Two Short Jokes And A Long Joke? Joke. Joke. Joooooooooooooooooooookkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkke.

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Most Tragic, Test In 1st Period. Most Wonderful News, Teacher Is Absent. Most Relaxing Area, Canteen. Most Funny Moment, Teacher Cracks Joke Nobody Laughs. ...

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Rajnikanth Calls Voldemort By His Name And Voldemort Calls Him As U Know Who Rajnikanth Has Counted To Infinity.... Twice! Rajnikanth Goes To Court And Se...

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