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A Teacher Askwot Part Of The Body Goes To Heaven First?a Child Repliesfeet- Coz Every Nite I C My Mum With Her Feet In The Air Screamin God I'm Comin !

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Really Bored Uh I Love To Dance What About You The Same Well That Is So Cool Like The Coolest

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A Vry S**y N Attractive Female Employee Meets Her Boss N Says: Sir,wil U Remove Sumthng 4m My B*****s? Boss:wow,wats Tat? Gal:ur Eyes,sir......

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A Beautiful Girl Goes To Professor Cabin And Say That I Will Do Anything To Pass In The Exams And Professor Says Now Open Your . . . . . . Books And...

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I Am Sweet During The Day I Am Naughty At Night, I Am An Angel From Above, Made For You To Love.

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A Little Kid Asks His Dad, Daddy, How Much Does It Cost To Get Married? No Idea, Replied The Father, Im Still Paying For It......

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. . After Engagement! . . Girl: Now Stop Looking At Girls,u R Commited Now! . . Boy: Oho What Do U Mean, If I M On Diet, That Doesnt Mean That I Cant Look At Me...

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Never Mind People When They Say You're Mad, Cause They Always Mean To Say That You M=make A=a D=difference.

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Girl Friend : I Will Share All Your Worries After Marriage. Boy Friend : But I Have No Worries. Girl Friend : I Am Talking About After Marriage....

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I Have The I.i Have The L.i Have The O.i Have The V.i Have The E... So Pls

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If U R A Chocolate, U R Sweetest, If U R A Bear, U R Most Hugable, If U R A Star, U R Brightest, If U R My Friend, Oh My God ....... U R The Luckiest...

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Smile For The Ones You Love… A Simple Smile Is All It Takes To Make One Happy… Love Can Come In Many Different Ways, Shapes N Sizes … But A Simple Smil...

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A Boy Started Stare'ing On An Aeroplane On A Girls T-shirt... Girl Said-havent U Seen An Aeroplane B4????? Boy Rep.-i Hav Seen An Aeroplane B4 But God Promise H...

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Beauty Of Mathematics: 1x8+1=9 12x8+2=98 123x8+3=987 1234x8+4=9876 12345x8+5=98765 123456x8+6=987654 1234567x8+7=9876543 12345678x8+8=98765432 ...

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If You Miss A Girl Don't Fill Eye's With Tears Because It Will Hide Other Beautiful Girl In Front Of U

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Bunty: I Had Gud Fun Bursting Crackers Yesterday.pappu: Yeah,it's Gud Fun Bt I Tried Using An Empty Kingfisher Beer Bottle 4 Rocket Bt It Simply Refused 2 Fly:p...

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Sam In A Interview. Examiner :what Is Microsoft Excel? Sam: It's Liike Surf Excel Used To Clean Computer ...

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Boys Room Before Marriage Perfumes Cds Gifts Cards Friendship Bands Books After Marriage Pain Killers Loan Papers Unpaid Bills -) ........

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Girl : You Would Be A Good Dancer Except For Two Things. Boy : What Are The Two Things? Girl : Your Feet.

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Would You Please Empty Your Pockets? I Think You Just Stole My Heart?

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Once An Unknown Child Came To Rajnikants House. When The Boy Entered, Rajnikant Askd 'ae Kaun' And Today Dat Boy Is Famous N Known As 'akon'...

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Friends Are Like Fishing.... You Have To Sit Patiently For A Long Time To Catch A Good One..... . . . . . . . . . . . Just Like I Catch You...... So Better S...

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Do U Know Similarity Between Dinosaurs And Decent Girls? ? ? ? ? Both Dont Exist . .

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Wonderful Couples In This World.. Heart & Beats.. Night & Moon.. Music & Songs.. Roses & Loves.. Fish & Water..my Sms & Your Smile.. :-)

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Ah, I Forgot Your Name. Can I Call You Mine? And, In Case You Forget My Name Too, Call Me Yours!!

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One Boss Fired Eleven Secretaries Because None Of Them Made Any Mistake.

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If A Girl Is In Love... Her Parents Say, Who's That Idiot? If A Boy Is In Love... His Parents Say,idiot Who's That Girl? Moral: No Matter Who's In Love, Boys ...

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When You Know True Value Of Money ? When Your Gf Miss Call You ,cal Charge Are Rs.1.50 You Only Have Rs.1.49 In Balance !!!

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To Live A Life I Need Heartbeat, 2 Have Heartbeat I Need A Heart, 2 Have Heart I Need Happiness, To Have Happiness I Need A Friend, And 4 A Friend I Need U Alwa...

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Oops! I Lost My Mobile Number! Could I Have Yours? :x

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Am I Cute? Test Call, If I M Cute Miss Call, If I M Gorgeous Text Back If I M Pretty Text A Joke If I M Charming Just Ignore If U R Jealous...

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I Looked At A Sweet, Beautiful Rose, And Then I Looked At You, And I Kept Looking At You, For The Rose Isn't As Beautiful As You

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Everything Happens For A Purpose. Our Relationship Was Not An Accident... God Wanted Me To Get The Best. But Unfortunately U Got The Best!

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Heart Can Skip Beat For A While. Memories Can Be Kept In A File A Desert Can Replace The Nile But Nothing Can Stop A Smile When Your Name Comes On My Mobile

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Marriage: It's An Agreement In Which A Man Loses His Bachelor Degree And A Woman Gains Her Master ........!!!!

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. . S*x Is Like Nokia (connecting People) . Like Nike (just Do It) . Like Pepsi (ask For More) . And Like Samsung (everybody Is Invited)...

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Whats Live ? Live Is Love. Whats Love ? Love Is Kissing. Whats Kissing ? Come Here And I Show You

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I Dont Love Whoevr Proposes Me Coz I M A Priceless Queen To My Sweet Parents N They Wil Bring Me A Perfect King..

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One Very True Line About My Dear Friendz :- Everyone Is Not My Friend.. But My Friendz Are Not Just Like Everyone.. ..

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