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Joe: I Have A Good Advice On Remembering Important Things. Dane: Go Ahead. Joe: Just Wear Small Rings On Your Fingers. Red Is Someone's Birthday, Yellow - Homew...

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I Have Lots Of Rajnikanth Message In My Phone. So, I Dont Need To Charge The Phone, . . . . It Automatically Get Charged...

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Nice One : Postion Of Husband Is Like A Split Ac No Matter How Loud He Is Outside ,but Inside The House He Is Always Silent .

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Your Relation Is Like Paktel “dil To 1 Hay” Your Ove Like Telenor “chaho Kuch Barh K” Your Sincerety Like Haleeb “garah To Hay” Your Smile Lik...

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Ways To Impress A Girl Respect Her Protect Her Care Her Obey Her Sacrifice For Her How To Impress A Boy? Just Smile Gameover!...

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Maths Magic: Ur Cell Number's Last Digit X 2 + 5 X 50+ Ur Age + 365 & - 615.the Last 2 Numbrr Is Ur Age & 1st Numbrr Is Ur Cell's Last No. Try

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God Asked Women: Did I Make A Mistake In Designing Men? Women: It?s Ok Except That The . . . Joy Stick Meant For Us Is Not Detachable....

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At 18 A Lady Is Like A Football, 22 Men Behind Her, At 28 A Basketball, 10 Men Behind Her, At 38 A Golf Ball, 1 Man Behind Her, At 48 A Table Tennis ...

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I Trust U Is A Better Compliment Than I Love You Bcoz U May Not Always Trust The Person U Luv But U Can Always Luv The Person Whom U Trust....!...

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Do What You Can, For Who You Can With What You Have And Where You Are...!!!

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Dolphin Said 2 Water: U Cant C My Tears Cos M In Water. Water Reply: I Can Feel Ur Tears Cos Ur In My Heart. Tats Feeling Of Frenship....

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Sum Relations Can't Be Named... They Could Be Just Realized, Or Could Be Feeled.. Such A Relationshp I Share Wid U... Un Named, But Has A Tag Of Frndshp.......

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Rajnikant Can Make Two Parallel Lines. . . . . . . . Intersect Each Other.

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Once Rajnikanth Was On Hot Seat Of Kbc And Computer Needed Lifeline To Choose The Question

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How Long Shall V B Friends? Do U Want A Clue? As Long As Stars Twinkle In The Sky, Till The Water Runs Dry N Till The Day I Die. We Will B Friends.

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A Man Used A Artificial Pe*is 4 Years. Wife Caught Him: How Could U Cheat Me? Man Angrily:ok I Will Explain Abt The Toy, Bt Cn U Explain Abt The Kids!!!!...

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Condom To Whisper: Bloody Every Month You Stop My Business For One Week. Whisper Replied: If You Make A Mistake I Lose My Business For 9 Months...

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Relationship Is Like A Garden It’s Beautiful When Watered With Love, Hugs, Tears & Cheers But It Dries Up If Left Untouched Stay In Touch With Your Lo...

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A - U'r Attractive B - U'r D Best C - U'r Cute D - U'r Dear 2 Me E - U'r Excellent F - U'r Funny G - U'r Good Looking H - He He He I - I'm J - Just K - Kidding...

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May Your Salty Days Be Peppered With Spicy Love. May U Bask In Lemon Sunshine, Play On Strawberry Fields, Under A Vanilla Sky.. In Short Have A Yummy Day!...

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3 Fastest Means Of Communication 1 : Tele-phone 2 : Tele-vision 3 : Tell-a-women Need Still Faster ? Tell Her Not 2 Tell Any1 .......

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In Our Life Happiness Is More Important Than Smile Cause Smile Comes From Lips But Happiness Comes From The Heart So Be Happy Forever

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Ur Aim In Life Shud B 54321.. Shockd !! I Mean… 5- Five Digit Salary 4- Four Wheeler Vehicle 3- Three Room Flat 2- Two Cute Children & 1- One Sweetheart...

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Now We R Going To Test Ur Humanity.... Testing.... Still..... Testing... Sorry We Found That Ur Not A Human ...... Ur An Angel :p...

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Teacher: George Washington Not Only Chopped Down His Father's Cherry Tree, But Also Admitted Doing It. Now, Louis, Do You Know Why His Father Didn't Punis...

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Special Friend- S- Supports U! P- Prays For U! E- Encourages U! C- Cares For U! I- Inspires U! A- Advices U! L- Loves U! Hope We Remain Special Always!!!...

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True Meaning Of Friendship: Where There Are No Compromise In Telling The Secret There Is No Secret For Which You Need To Compromise

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Can Two Humans Live Wid A Single Breath? ? ? Yes !! Hardly In 2 Occasions . . When A Child Is Inside Its Mother Womb & When A Person Is Inside Your Heart .

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W: Wonderful I: Item F: For E: Entertainment Husband H: Handsome U: Useful S: Smart B: But A: At N: Night D: Dangerous...

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I Opened My Wallet, Found It Empty, Searched My Pocket & Found Few Coins, Searched My Heart & I Found U, Then I Realised How Rich I’m 2 Hav U…

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Yesterday Is History. Tomorrow Is Mystery. Today Is A Gift. That Is Why It Is Called “the Present”. Live In “the Present” And Make Your Life Beaut...

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Hi,now I Am Coming To Meet U… In The Way Of Sun Light… In The Way Of Sweet Breeze… In The Way Of Good Wishes… Just To Say Have A Nice Day Ahead…

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If Your Wife Wants To Learn To Drive, Don't Stand In Her Way.

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I Have The I.i Have The L.i Have The O.i Have The V.i Have The E... So Pls

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T99w2 A 992 I Pni992 N0279q 2m2 2iht Y62 Ot Tn6w I U 22im I Bn6 ..u H2iw I ! Y6b Yqq6h 6 Use Mirror 2 Read It....

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Question. What Did The Potato Chip Say To The Battery? Answer. If Youre Eveready, Im Frito Lay.

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. . Skin Meets Skin When Is That The Skin Meets Skin, . Hair Meets Hair N Balls Disappear.. . Dirty Mind Its When . U Blink Ur Eyes...

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Santa : Why Did The Man Put His Radio In His Refrigerator? Banta : I Give Up. Santa : Stupid, Because He Wanted To Hear Cool Music....

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Fill It:- 1. U Like My= 2. U Think That I M= 3. Flower 4me= 4. U Rename Me= 5. U Give Me Ur= 6. I Look Like= 7. Color Suits Me= Rply M Waitng.....

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Would Have Answered Your Letter Sooner, But You Did Not Write Me One.

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