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1+1= 2 My 2 Eyes Looking At U 3+2 = 5 Sense Missing U 4+3 =7 Days Thinking Of U 5+7= 12 Months Dreaming Abt U But 99 +1 =100 Year's I Need A Sweet Friend Like U...

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Everything Is Incomplete Without Me ..mory Co..dy Ti.. Ga.. So..thing ..aning Even This ..ssage! So Dont Forget Me.

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Stress Test: 1)whch Mouse Has 2 Legs? Mickey Mouse!!!!! 2) Whch Duck Has 2 Legs? If Ur Ans Is Donald Duck..u R Undr Stress..coz Al Ducks Hv 2 Legs..!!...

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I Want To Share Everything With You, Your Sadness, Your Happy Moments, Every Single Second Of The Day. Do Your Feet Never Hurt ???? ... You Are Wondering Around...

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Q: Why Was The Blondes' Belly Button Sore ? A: Because Her Boyfriend Was Blonde Too.

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Q:who Is Stronger, Man Or Woman? . . A:a Woman Bcos She Lifts 2 Mountains On Her Chest . . While A Man Lifts 2 Stones With The Help Of A Crane....

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Best Linez By A Best Friend: It Hurts Me When U Talk To Someone Else N Not Me.. But, It Hurts Even More When Some1 Else Makes U Smile N I Cant. ...............

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Rajni, Rajni .. Yes Papa .. Eating D0sa .. ? ... N0 Papa .. Telling Lie .. ? N0 Papa .. 0pen Y0ur M0uth .. Yanna Rascalla !! Mind It! )...

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Height Of Patience: A N***d Gal Lying Beneath A Banana Tree, Waiting For A Banana To Fall At The Right Place. . . Height Of Success: The Banana Falls At The Rig...

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One Day D Hrt Said To D Eyes... Dnt See Mor Bcz U See Nd I Suffere.... Dn D Eyes Said To D Hrt ... Dnt Thnk Mor Bcz U Feel Nd I Cry...!

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A Girl Says To Her Boyfriend, One Kiss And Ill Be Yours Forever. The Guy Says Thanks For The Warning!

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Whenever I Miss U I Won't Look 4 U In My Dreams Or Try To Hear Ur Voice In Ur Msgs. I Just Put My Right Hand Across My Chest And I Feel U

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You Bring Sunshine To My Darkness You Are The Comfort To My Pain You Brought Happy To My Sadness When My Tears That Fell Like Rain

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A Short Thing Its Get Longer As U Hold It Pass Between Womans B****t Enters Into A Small Hole What Is It? Ans. Cars Seat Beltu Dirty Mind :d...

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Orkut Scrap Tip: Send Colorful Text Scrap 2 Ur Wel Wishers! 2 Do So Just Use Below Format, Red*/red Here Just Replace * With Ur Scrap...

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Friendship Is Like Peeing In Your Pants. Every1 Can C It But Only U Can Feel Its True Warmth. Thank U 4 Being The Pee In My Pants

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Everything Happens For A Purpose. Our Relationship Was Not An Accident... God Wanted Me To Get The Best. But Unfortunately U Got The Best!

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Rajnikant Can Make Two Parallel Lines. . . . . . . . Intersect Each Other.

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The Average Guy Is Much More Interested In A Girls Geography Than Her History.

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Adult Man Eye Operation: After Operation Dr. Open His Nurse Bra And Said To Man..hey Do U See Now... Man:nothing Dr:open His Nurse Panty:do U See Now....?? Man...

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If Someone Dies Early, People Says God Loves Him Very Much, But U R Still On Earth !!!! Its Means ? Someone On Earth Loves U More Than God....

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Do You Like Maths, If So Add A Bed, Subtract Ur Clothes, Divide Your Legs And We Can Multiply!

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When Rajinikant Croses The Road, The Cars Have To Look . . . . . . . Left And Right Before Moving.

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Memories Play A Confusing Role. They Make U Laugh When U Remember Da Time U Cried 2gether. But Make U Cry When U Remember The Time U Laughed 2gethr

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Once Rajnikant Met A Goat On Road. The Goat Was Making Sound May, May, May. Rajni Hit The Goat In Anger. Now That Goat Is Known As . Justin Beiber

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The Rain Makes All Things Beautiful. The Grass Flowers 2. If Rain Makes All Things Beautiful Why Doesn't It Rain On You?...

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Judge: Don't U Have Shame? It Is D 3rd Time U R Coming To Court. Sardar To Judge: U R Coming Daily, Don't U Have Shame?

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I Dont Care If You Dont Like Me.... I Was Not Put On This Earth To Please You!!!

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A French Husband Was Returning Home After Cremating His Wife. He Sees Heavy Lightning And Thunderstorm In The Sky. Husband Thinks: She Must Have Reached There...

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Pappu, While Filling Up A Form: Dad, What Should I Write For Mother Tongue.? Santa: Very Long!

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Punishment : * You, Rotate The Ground Four Times * You, Go And Under-stand The Tree * You Three Of You, Stand Together Separately. * Why You Are Late - Say ...

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Relationship Is Like A Garden It’s Beautiful When Watered With Love, Hugs, Tears & Cheers But It Dries Up If Left Untouched Stay In Touch With Your Lo...

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A - Ur Attractive B - Ur D Best C - Ur Cute D - Ur Dear 2 Me E - Ur Excellent F - Ur Funny G - Ur Gud Lookingh H - He He He I - Im J - Just K - Kiddin... Pagal...

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Rajanikanth Can Kill Two Stones With One . . . . . . . .bird.!

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Height Of Disappointment : A Woman Realising After A Long Long Search On Google That.. Phillip's 21 Inch Was Actually A Tv..! :-) :-)...

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. . A Small Child Wrote 2 Santa Claus . Send Me A Brother. . Santa Wrote Back . Send Me Ur Mother...

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Boy And Girl Of Class 2 Asked Teacher: Can Kids Of Our Age Have Kids? Teacher Replied No Never!! Boy Said To Girl : See I Told You Not To Worry!!!!.....

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People Say There Is No Difference Between Complete Finish... But There Is! When You Marry The Right 1, U R Complete..... And When U Marry The Wrong 1, U R Fini...

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A Best Friend Is Not The One Who Cries With You,but The One Who Wipes Your Tears... :)

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$ex Is A Sensation Caused By Temptation When A Man Puts His Location In A Womans Destination. Do U Get My Explanation, Or Do U Need A Demonstration ?...

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