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Some Friends Forget Some Move Away Some Keep Silent Some Just Change But I’m Not 1 Of Them. I’m Here Just 4 Two Moments .. Now & 4ever…!!:)...

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Best Linez By A Best Friend: It Hurts Me When U Talk To Someone Else N Not Me.. But, It Hurts Even More When Some1 Else Makes U Smile N I Cant. ...............

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Beautiful Pictures Are Devolped From Negatives In A Dark Room. So, If U See Darkness In Ur Life Be Sure That God Is Making A Beautiful Picture 4 U! :)

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Judge: So Tell Us, Miss Widor, Is That You Who Bit The Victim's Pe**s Off? Widor: Yes, It Was Me. Judge: Do You Have Any Requests Before We Announce The Sentenc...

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A Smile Gives Red Colour 2 Ur Cheeks, White 2 Ur Teeth, Pink Colour 2 Ur Lips, Silver Colour 2 Ur Eyes,so Keep Smiling & Enjoy The Colours Of Life...

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You Are A Donkeyd 4 Decent O 4 Outclass N 4 Nice K 4 Kind E 4 Excelent Y 4 Young

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Making A Million Friends Is Not An Achievement, The Achievement Is To Make “a” Friend Who Will Stand By You When A Million Are Against You….!

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. . During War A Soldier Sees 3 Enemy Girls And An Old Lady . . Soldier: I Want Revenge, Ill Fuc*k You All . Girl: Plz Leave The Old Lady . Old Lady: Shut Up! W...

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Meeting You Was Fate, Becoming Your Friend Was Choice, But Falling In Love With You Was Completely Out Of My Control.

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Boy : From D Day We Met I Haven't Drink Or Smoked ... Girl : How Sweet Of U,r U Madly In Love With Me ...? Boy: Shut Up !, U Made My Pockets Empty !!!!...

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Pop Pop Popsicle!! Ice Ice Icecicle!! Test Test..... Oh Wait :p

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Great Line :-) Im Not A Handsome But I Can Give My Hand To Some One Who Needs Help. Beauty Is In Heart, Not In Face.....

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I Cant Txt U Roses Or Fax U My Heart.id Email U Kisses But Wed Stil B Apart.i Luv U 2 Pieces N Just Wish Ud C Dat I Care 4 U So Much Coz U Mean Da World 2 Me.

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Rajnikants Travels So Fast That He Drinks Tea With Obama Inside Whitehouse In Da Morn And Have His Coffee With Karan In Mumbai In Da Evening

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Kiss Definition In Physics:- Kiss Is The Process Of Charging Up Human Bodies Kiss Definition In Computer:- Like Bodies Are Connected Without Any Data Cable..!!...

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Popular Golden Word If You Want To Be Great, You Must Walk With Great People Seriously,i Have No Objection, You Can Walk With Me..!!...

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Stress Test: 1)whch Mouse Has 2 Legs? Mickey Mouse!!!!! 2) Whch Duck Has 2 Legs? If Ur Ans Is Donald Duck..u R Undr Stress..coz Al Ducks Hv 2 Legs..!!...

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H=- Ques: Why Do Boys Run Faster Than Girls ?? . . . . Think Like An Engineer. . . Answer: Because Boys Have A 2 Ball-bearing In Between Their Legs To Reduce Fr...

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Boy: Don't Go Away!!! Girl: Why? Boy: Because You Are My Oxygen. I Can't Breathe Without You.

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Definitions Of The Words: Hard Drive: Heavy Metal Any Disk. Mouse: Mickey's Last Name. Zip: The Opposite Of Nop. Cd Burner: A Person Who Likes To Put The Same ...

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Love Affairs : Something Like Cricket, Where One-day Internationals Are More Popular Than A Five-day Test . . .

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New Dialogue From Rajnikanth Movie: I Will Hit U So Hard That Even Google Will Not Be Able To Find U!

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A Butterfly Lives Only For Few Days.. But Still It Flies Joyfuly Capturing Many Hearts. Each Moment In Life Is Precious. Live Happy Win Many Hearts...

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Bunty: I Had Gud Fun Bursting Crackers Yesterday.pappu: Yeah,it's Gud Fun Bt I Tried Using An Empty Kingfisher Beer Bottle 4 Rocket Bt It Simply Refused 2 Fly:p...

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English Teacher: Make A Sentence Using Neither-nor? Boy: When Girls Wear Tight Fitting Dresses, Neither Are They Comfortable Nor We.

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A Love Story: 1 Din Ek Pagal Lrki Phulon Se Khel Rahi Thi Halke Halke Baaten Kar K Phulon Ko Bosay De K.. Shayad Kuch Soch Rahi Thi.. Yakayak 1 Kantay Ne Aa...

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Beauty Of Mathematics: 1x8+1=9 12x8+2=98 123x8+3=987 1234x8+4=9876 12345x8+5=98765 123456x8+6=987654 1234567x8+7=9876543 12345678x8+8=98765432 ...

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Salman Has Hot Body But How .... ... He Do The Same Work That You Want To Do Everyday

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Those Innocent Eyes, Those Kissable Lips, A Great Smile The Perfect Walk, Smoothest Talk, Absolute Gorgeous, Thats Enough About Me … How About You ?...

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In One's Life U Make New Friends Some Stay Some Leave Hope U Keep Me In Ur Heart As I Keep U In Mine.

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Life Is Like A Piano. White Keys Are Happy Moments & Black Keys Are Sad Moments. But Remember Both Keys R Played Together 2 Give Sweet Music....

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I'll Love You, Dear,i'll Love You Till China And Africa Meet And The River Jumps Over The Mountain And The Salmon Sing In The Street.

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Lot Of Things Go Unquestioned… Lot Of Things Unanswered… Some Feelings R Burried Alive… Some Are Born Dead. “this Is Life”...

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Leave Something For Someone… Never Loeave Someone For Something…because In Life, Something Will Leave U, But Someone Will Always Be With U....

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I May Not Be The Most Important Person In Your Life But I Just Hope That One Day… When You Hear My Name You Will Just Smile & Say Hey That’s My Friend..!!!...

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Silent Lips May Avoid Many Problems, But Smiling Lips May Solve Many Problems, So Always Have A Smile On Ur Face In The Beautiful Journey Called “life”

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Press Down... Down More... Ok More.. Yes Ahh Ohh Yes... Almost There... Yeah Oh S**t Harder... So Good...! Mmmmm... That's How I Flirt On Text!...

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. . Man Marries A Deaf Gal. . He Mimes,lets Make A Code! If I Want Se*x I'll Squeeze Ur Breastt ., In Responce U Can Pull My Peniiss Once For Yes And 50 Times F...

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U R 100 Beautiful, U R 100 Lovely, U R 100 Sweet, U R 100 Nice, And U R 100 Stupid To Believe These Words

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A Loving Memory Of Your Smiling Face, A Friend Like You Can Never Replace, Deep In My Heart You Will Always Stay, Truely Remembered Every Day....

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