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$ex Is A Sensation Caused By Temptation When A Man Puts His Location In A Womans Destination. Do U Get My Explanation, Or Do U Need A Demonstration ?...

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I Have Had A Really Bad Day And It Always Makes Me Feel Better To See A Pretty Girl Smile. So, Would You Smile For Me ?

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People Say Dey Luv Rain.. But When It Rains Dey Use Umbrella.. Peopl Say They Love Wind.. But When Its Windy Dey Close Windows.. Dats Y I Sometimes Get Scared...

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When I Saw You, I Was Afraid To Meet You. When I Met You, I Was Afraid To Hug You. When I Hugged You, I Was Afraid To Love You. Now I Love You And I'm Afr...

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A: Do You Want To Hear A Dirty Joke? B: Ok A: A White Horse Fell In The Mud.

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Many Hands In One Tifin Box, Many Frinds On One Bench, Many Calls On One Birthday Nite, Many Tears For One Little Fight, This Are Frenz The Best Part Of Li...

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. . Scientists In The Us Proved That People Who Do Not Perform Well In Bed . . And Who Have Difficulties To Come Hold Their Mobile In Their Right Hand...

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Friendship Is Made In The Heart, Silent.. Unwritten.. Unbreakable By Distance.. Unchangeable By Time.. Once A Friend... Always A Friend......

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Yeh Duniya 1 Chota Sa Khuwab Hai. Jiyo Apni Zindagi Aise, Jaise Ji Raha Gulab Hai. Reh Kar Sath Aap Kaanto K Bhi, Muskurao Hamesha Jaise Muskurata Gulab Hai....

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Press Down... Down More... Ok More.. Yes Ahh Ohh Yes... Almost There... Yeah Oh S**t Harder... So Good...! Mmmmm... That's How I Flirt On Text!...

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You = Lovely You = Perfect You = Beautiful You = Amazing You = Sweet You = Cute You = Gorgeous You = Fantastic You = Fabulous Me = Liar! :)...

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Once Rajnikant Wrote A Cheque. . . . . . . . . . . . The Bank Bounced

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Most Interesting Line Written On The Front Of T-shirt Of A Girl, . . . . . . . Excuse Me ! My Face Is Above.-)...

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A Boy Was Following A Girl. Girl: Dont Follow Me, Because My Mother Is Coming Behind You... Boy: Dont Worry, My Father Is Following Her..!!!.

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Q........y Do Girls Dont Put Mobile Phones In Their Bra? A.........bcoz Vibration Convert Milk Into Butter Milk..

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In The Morning I Do Not Eat Because I Think Of You, At Noon I Do Not Eat Because I Think Of You, In The Evening I Do Not Eat Because I Think Of You, At...

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Life Widout Friend Is- L_onely I_nsecured F_ull Of Doubts E_mpty Life Wid Friend Is- L_ight N Easy I_nspiring F_ull Of Hopes E_nthusiastic....

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Sharp Is Ur Memory, Sweet Is Ur Name, Deep In My Heart, U Will Always Remain, Earth Want Water, Flower Wants Dew, I Want Nothing But A Smile From U.

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My Heart Is Made 2 Luv U, My Lips Are Made To Kis U, My Eyes R Made 2 See U, My Hands R Made 2 Hold U .....evry Part Of Me Wants U, Maybe Bcoz I Was Made Just 4...

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A New Addition 2 Da Periodic Table Of Chemical Elements... Element Name : Girls Symbol : Gl Atomic Wt : Dont Even Dare 2 Ask! Physical Props : Boils At Anythin...

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Rajnikant Has Already Been To Mars That's Why There Are No Signs Of Life There.

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An Insincere And Evil Friend Is More To Be Feared Than A Wild Beast A Wild Beast May Wound Your Body, But An Evil Friend Will Wound Your Mind. Buddha...

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Rishte Hote Hai Zindagi Bitane K Liye, Ham Khud Ko Mita De Ise Nibhane K Liye, Milne Ka To Nasib Nahi, So Sms Kiya Hamari Yad Dilane K Liye....

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Jo Rahte Hai Dil Mein, Vo Juda Nahi Hote, Kuch Ahsas Lafzo Mein Bayan Nahi Hote, Ek Hasrat Hai Unhe Manane Ki, Vo Itney Achay Hain Ki Kabhi Khafa Nahi Hote....

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A Boy Started Stare'ing On An Aeroplane On A Girls T-shirt... Girl Said-havent U Seen An Aeroplane B4????? Boy Rep.-i Hav Seen An Aeroplane B4 But God Promise H...

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If 10 People Care 4 U, One Of Them Is Me…. If One Person Cares 4 U, Tat Would Be Me Again…. If No One Cares 4 U, That Means I M Not In This World…

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Blonde's Daughter Comes Home With A Smart Sardar Boy. She Introduces Sardarji With Blonde. Blonde: So, You Want To Become My Son-in-law? Sardar: Not Reall...

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Actual Meanings -tc Bye : Shut Up N Get Lost! -hmmm : So Y Are U Telling Me All This - Hey,wassup? : Im Bored! Talk 2 Me Pls? -cool : I've Heard Enough Of You, ...

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Most Twisted Slogan In Smone's Grlfrnd Front Side- Im Still Virgin Back Side- This S My Old T-shirt.

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. . A Girl Looks At A Mans Tatoo: . Nike On His Arms, . Reebok On His Legs, . She Screamed When She Saw Aids On His ====. . Relax He Said, If It Erects, It ...

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What Did The Blonde's Left Leg Say To Her Right Leg ? Think .... Between The Two Of Us, We Can Make A Lot Of Money.

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An Amazing Question Why Do The Words 'i Love You' Needs An Answer, Thought All Of Us Know It Is Not A Question...

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A Young Man Asks A Kind Priest: Father Is It A Sin 2 Sleep Wid A Gal? Father: No My Child But D Problem Is Tat U Guys Never Sleep.

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My Friendship Is Not Like Rain Which Comes N Goes Away.. My Friendship Is Like Air Sometimes Silent But Always Around U...

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Ah, I Forgot Your Name. Can I Call You Mine? And, In Case You Forget My Name Too, Call Me Yours!!

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Friendship Is Always A Sweet Responsibility, Never An Oppourtunity.

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Thousands Of Years Ago Rajinikanth Came Across A Bear. It Was So Terrified That It Fled North Into The Arctic. It Was Also So Terrified That All Of Its Descende...

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Those Innocent Eyes, Those Kissable Lips, A Great Smile The Perfect Walk, Smoothest Talk, Absolute Gorgeous, Thats Enough About Me … How About You ?...

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Judge: You Are Accused Of Rape, So U R Fined Rs.11461, Man:mylord Why Exactly Rs11461? Judge:rs.10000 For Rape4 Vat, 10.2 Entertainment Tax

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Pure Friendship Is Bright Like Sun , Deep Like Sea, High Like Sky, Strong Like Gold, Kind Like Mother, Cute Like Me.

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