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. . Son I Want A Baby Brother . . Mom Your Dad Is Overseas. . When He Comes Back We Will Talk Over It. . Son Why Dont You Give Him A Surprise...

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Xams Are There, At The Paper U Stare The Answer Is Nowhere, Which Makes U Pull Ur Hair. The Teachers Make U Glare, The Grades R Not Fair, But Just Like The Past...

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Why Government Do Not Allow A Man To Marry 2 Women. Because Per Constitution, You Can Not Be Punished Twice For The Same Mistake....

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1+1= 2 My 2 Eyes Looking At U 3+2 = 5 Sense Missing U 4+3 =7 Days Thinking Of U 5+7= 12 Months Dreaming Abt U But 99 +1 =100 Year's I Need A Sweet Friend Like U...

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Father: You Should Marry This Girl. She Is Kalavati, Gunwanti And Roopmati Son: I'll Have To Marry My Girlfriend Coz She's Garbhavati.

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. . What He Want, I Do Not Want ... . . What I Want, He Does Not Want ... . . What We Want, Is Not Allowed!

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One Boss Fired Eleven Secretaries Because None Of Them Made Any Mistake.

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Sweet Roses Are Easy To Catch....sweet Words Are Easy To Speak..... But Sweet Persons Are Hard To Get....but, I'm Very Lucky, I Got U....

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Judge: Don't U Have Shame? It Is D 3rd Time U R Coming To Court. Sardar To Judge: U R Coming Daily, Don't U Have Shame?

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A Friend Is Sweet When It Is New It Is Sweeter When It Is True. But You Know That.. It Is The Sweetest When It Is You

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When All River Become Dry, When All Birds Leave The Sky, When All Friends Say U Good Bye... Remember I'll Be Always There To Tell You, May I... ....

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What's The Difference Between Like And Love? Well, Let's Just Say, If You Like A Flower, You Pluck It. But When You Love That Flower, You Water It!

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Santa: Why Did The Man Put His Radio In His Refrigerator? Banta: I Give Up. Santa: Stupid, Because He Wanted To Hear Cool Music

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Flirting Is The Only Job In The World, That A Man Cannot Include In His Resume. Despite Of Having Years Of Experience Number Of References.....

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To Luv Some1 Is Madness, 2b Loved By Some1 Is A Gift, Loving Some1 Who Loves U Is A Duty, But Being Loved By Some1 Whom U Luv Is Life.

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Best Linez By A Best Friend: It Hurts Me When U Talk To Someone Else N Not Me.. But, It Hurts Even More When Some1 Else Makes U Smile N I Cant. ...............

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Two Things In Life Which Are More Tragic Than Death 1)your Lover Loves You And You Dont Know It 2)your Lover Dont Loves You And You Know It. Hv A Nice Day..

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H=- A Man Alone On An Island. Decides 2 Build A Wooden Boat.. Suddenly A Girl Cums Man Uses That Wood 2 Make A Bed.. Moral A Hole Can Change Your Goal.. Haha...

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U Look Sweet When U Open My Sms U Look Sweeter When U Read And Smile But U Look The Sweetest When U Reply So.. Always Try To Look Sweetest

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A: Do You Want To Hear A Dirty Joke? B: Ok A: A White Horse Fell In The Mud.

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Teacher To Student: There Is Two Type Of S*x On Earth, Male And Female. A Student: Teacher I Know Few More. Teacher: What? Student: Bedroom S*x, Bathroom S*x...

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9 Lessons In Life: Learn 2 Care, Learn 2 Smile, Learn 2 Cry, Learn 2 Give, Learn 2 Forgive, Learn To Share, Learn To Trust, Learn 2 Love & Learn 2 Sms Me Dail...

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I Luved Sum1, But Sum1 Broke My Heart Into Pieces ...n Now Every Piece Of My Heart Loves Sum1 And Ppl Call Me A F L I R T =p Xd Dedicated Ti Al...

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I________you 1.want 2.love 3.care For 4.need 5.hate 6.kill 7.help 8.miss 9.will Be With 10.forget 11.like 12.slap Fill Any 1 For Me,reply With Reas...

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Feel Good When Somebody Miss U. Feel Better When Somebody Loves U. But Feel Best When Somebody Never Forgets U.

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A Woman Likes To Have Four Animals In House:a Jaguar In Front Of The Doorway,a Fox In Closet,a Bull In A Bed,and A Numbskulll To Pay For This All.

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In One's Life U Make New Friends Some Stay Some Leave Hope U Keep Me In Ur Heart As I Keep U In Mine.

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My Heart Is Like An Open Book , It Depends On How U Read Me. Don't Judge Me By My Cover , Read Thoroughly N Discover Me. I M Ur True Friend 4ever .............

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Shortest Word Is I. Sweetest Word Is Love. Cutest Person Is U.

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Silent Lips May Avoid Many Problems, But Smiling Lips May Solve Many Problems, So Always Have A Smile On Ur Face In The Beautiful Journey Called “life”

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Great Line :-) Im Not A Handsome But I Can Give My Hand To Some One Who Needs Help. Beauty Is In Heart, Not In Face.....

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Someday You May Lose Your Hair. You May Lose Your Teeth- Oyur Money & Even Lose Your Mind. But 1 Thing You Will Never Loose Is Oyur Good Looks. Because You Can...

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There Are Two Things In The World Which Make Me Wake Up: The Alarm-clock And... Your Name!

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Meaning Of Some Colors, Yellow For Special Friend, White For Peace, Orange 4 Luck, Black For Hate, Red For Love And Pink For Likeness, So I Choose For U Orange ...

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Hyt Of Surprise Girl:2day's My Bday,wat R U Giftn Me? Boy:cn U C Dat Beutiful Red Car On D Othrside Of D Road? G: Ya..! B:i M Giftin U Hairpin Of Same Colour!!...

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Judge: You Are Accused Of Rape, So U R Fined Rs.11461, Man:mylord Why Exactly Rs11461? Judge:rs.10000 For Rape4 Vat, 10.2 Entertainment Tax

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Once Rajnikanth Used Tooth Powder To Make His Teeth Strong. That Powder Is Now Known As Ambuja Cement.

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. . Girls Have Very Stupid Speaicality.. . They Wet Without Bath. . They Bleed Without Injury. . They Give Milk Without Eating Grass. . Make Boneless Thing Hard...

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Defination Of Girlfriend Someone Who Will Stand Near By U Through All D Troubles Which U Wouldn't Have Had If U Had Stayed Single...

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Laughter Is The Jam On The Toast Of Life, It Adds Flavour Keeps It From Being Too Dry & Makes It Easier To Swallow Lifes Sorrows.

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