Cool Messages

Who Said English Is Easy??? Fill In The Blank With Yes Or No... 1.-----i Dont Have Brain... 2.-----i Dont Have Sence... 3.-----i Am Stupid.......

Send this cool SMS

Lovely Times Of Our Life Wont Return Back Forever, But The Lovely Relation The Missing Memories Will Stay In The Heart Forever..!

Send this cool SMS

. . A Girl Looks At A Mans Tatoo: . Nike On His Arms, . Reebok On His Legs, . She Screamed When She Saw Aids On His ====. . Relax He Said, If It Erects, It ...

Send this cool SMS

I Do My Thing And You Do Yours. I Am Not In This World To Live Up To Your Expectations, And You Are Not In This World To Live Up To Mine. You Are You And I Am I...

Send this cool SMS

The Missing Piece Of Apple Inc. Logo Was Officially Eaten By. . .. . . . . . . . Rajnikant...

Send this cool SMS

You = Lovely You = Perfect You = Beautiful You = Amazing You = Sweet You = Cute You = Gorgeous You = Fantastic You = Fabulous Me = Liar! :)...

Send this cool SMS

If U R 2 B Paid $1000 For Each Kind Act U’v Ever Done, And 2 Collect $500 For Each Unkind Act Of Yours, Would U B Rich Or Poor?

Send this cool SMS

You Bring Sunshine To My Darkness You Are The Comfort To My Pain You Brought Happy To My Sadness When My Tears That Fell Like Rain

Send this cool SMS

Cellfones Can Be Very Irritating. Have To Buy A Card Now And Then. Have To Recharge The Battery. Msgs Get Delayed But There One Thing I Love About It...it Conne...

Send this cool SMS

The Three Words Women Wants To Hear From Men Are . . . . . You Lost Weight

Send this cool SMS

Best Slogan On A Man’s T-shirt : Please Do Not Disturb, . I Am Married . And Already Very Disturbed

Send this cool SMS

. A Girl Checks Her Weight = 58kg . . Removes Sandal = 56. . Then Dupatta = 52 . Now Coins Finished........ . . . . A Boy In A Q Behind Her Said Carry On, I Ha...

Send this cool SMS

If Love Is Water, I'll Give U The Ocean. If Kisses Are Spaces, I'll Give U The Universe... If Heat Was Your Love & Care, How I Wish The Sun Was Beside Me....

Send this cool SMS

Silent Lips May Avoid Many Problems, But Smiling Lips May Solve Many Problems, So Always Have A Smile On Ur Face In The Beautiful Journey Called “life”

Send this cool SMS

Sweet Fruits R Nice 2 Eat, Sweet Words R Nice 2 Say, But Sweet People R Really Hard 2 Find. My Goodness, How The Hell Did U Manage 2 Find Me

Send this cool SMS

I Luved Sum1, But Sum1 Broke My Heart Into Pieces ...n Now Every Piece Of My Heart Loves Sum1 And Ppl Call Me A F L I R T =p Xd Dedicated Ti Al...

Send this cool SMS

Diloon Ke Khail Jo Khaile Toh Yeh Mat Bhool Jaana...... Ki Khail He Khail Me Aksar Khilone Toot Jate Hain! :-d

Send this cool SMS

A Smile Gives Red Colour 2 Ur Cheeks, White 2 Ur Teeth, Pink Colour 2 Ur Lips, Silver Colour 2 Ur Eyes,so Keep Smiling & Enjoy The Colours Of Life...

Send this cool SMS

Time Waits For No Man. Unless That Man Is Rajnikant

Send this cool SMS

Question. Whats Another Name For A Push-up Bra? Answer. False Advertisement.

Send this cool SMS

Ghajini Effect: Tintumon Opens His Tiffin Box On The Road. Why? . . . . He Wanted 2 Check Whether He Is Going 2 School Or Coming Back.

Send this cool SMS

Woman Has Man In It Mrs. Has Mir In It Female Has Male In It She Has He In It Madam Has Adam In It No Wonder Men Always Want To Be Inside Women.......!

Send this cool SMS

Girl Friend Is For Fun, Wife Is For Son, Girl Friend Is Night Partner, Wife Is Life Partner, Girl Friend Is Tooty Fruity While Wife Is Kismat Phooti .......

Send this cool SMS

Whats The Diff Between Hook In Cricket And Hook Of Bra. One Sends Ball Out Of Boundary And Other Keeps Balls Within The Boundary..........

Send this cool SMS

Once Rajnikant Met A Goat On Road. The Goat Was Making Sound May, May, May. Rajni Hit The Goat In Anger. Now That Goat Is Known As . Justin Beiber

Send this cool SMS

Friendship Doubles Your Joys, And Divides Your Sorrows. :)

Send this cool SMS

Silence & Smile Are Two Powerful Tools. Smile Is The Way To Solve Many Problems. & Silence Is The Way To Avoid Many Problems.

Send this cool SMS

. . Which Part... Of A Man's Body . Has No Bone . Full Of Veins . Loves Pumping . And Responsible 4 Making Love! Answer: Heart!!! But I Luv The Way U Think......

Send this cool SMS

I Love You Because You Are The Kind Of Guy That Laughs When I Fall, But Helps Me Back And Whispers, I Still Love You, In My Ear. :x

Send this cool SMS

Do You Know That, You Would Look Great With Two Pounds Less ... In My Opinion, Those Clothes Weigh Exactly Two Pounds!

Send this cool SMS

Fool Se, Fool Ne, Foolon Ki Foolwari Me Fool Ke Sath Wish Kiya ‘ You Are The Most Beautifool, Colorfool & Wonderfool Amongst All Fools

Send this cool SMS

Friendship Is Not A Word, Not Merely A Relationship, It Is A Silent Promise Which Says I Was I Am I Will Be A Headache 4 U 4ever N Ever N Ever....

Send this cool SMS

Question. What Is The Definition Of A Perfect Lover? ................... ................ Answer. A Man With A Nine Inch Tongue Who Can Breath Through His Ear...

Send this cool SMS

Those Beautiful Eyes, That Incredible Body, Such A Brain, Nice Smile .... But That Is Enough About Me, Tell Me How You Are?

Send this cool SMS

A Girl Who Opens Her Hands Receives Gifts. Who Opens Her Heart Receives Love. Who Opens Her Legs Receives Happiness ,,,,,,,

Send this cool SMS

When Time Comes For U To Give Ur Heart To Someone, Make Sure U Select Someone Who Will Never Break Ur Heart, Cuz Broken Hearts Has Never Spare Parts

Send this cool SMS

Scientists All Over The World R Wondering, How Long A Human Being Can Live Without Brain. Please Tell Them Ur Age...........

Send this cool SMS

48+2 Members Can Sit In A Bus. 5+1 Can Sit In A Car. 3+1 Can Sit In A Auto 1+1 Can Sit In A Bike. Only 1 Can Sit In My Heart, Thats U My Love...

Send this cool SMS

Some Thing Can Not Be Described...... Some Moments Can Not Be Shared...... Some Feelings Can Not Be Explained.... Some Words Can Not Be Described..... But.....n...

Send this cool SMS

Leave Something For Someone… Never Loeave Someone For Something…because In Life, Something Will Leave U, But Someone Will Always Be With U....

Send this cool SMS
You think you have better messages? Share with us and earn 20 miles Share Now!