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Both Of You Go Up And Down, Protection Is Tight, Keeping It Up All D**n Night, Never Tired Always Alert.. I Know You Love.your Job As A Security Guard.!...

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The Car In Which 4engineers Were Travelling Suddenly Broke Down. 1mechanical:-the Gearbox Must Have Broken. 2chemical:-the Problem Lies With The Composition O...

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Meaning Of Some Colors, Yellow For Special Friend, White For Peace, Orange 4 Luck, Black For Hate, Red For Love And Pink For Likeness, So I Choose For U Orange ...

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No Matter How Ugly You Think You Are, But The Special Someone Who Loves U Believes That U R The Most Beautiful & Irrestiable Thing On Earth And No Onecan Ch...

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“miss Me” Or “hate Me”, Both Are In My Favour.if You Miss Me,i ‘m Always In Your Heart. If You Hate Me,i’ll Always Be In Your Mind....

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Friend Means : A Lovely Heart That Never Hates, A Cute Smile That Never Fades, A Smooth Touch That Never Hurts, .... A Strong Relationship That Never Ends......

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Life May Bring Failures, Hardships, Tears & Lots Of Pain…. But There’s Always A Reason To Smile As Long As You Are There.

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If U R 2 B Paid $1000 For Each Kind Act U’v Ever Done, And 2 Collect $500 For Each Unkind Act Of Yours, Would U B Rich Or Poor?

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When Time Comes For U To Give Ur Heart To Someone, Make Sure U Select Someone Who Will Never Break Ur Heart, Cuz Broken Hearts Has Never Spare Parts

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--=desert=-- ___________ --=ocean =-- -,-,-,-,-,-,-,-,-,- O>

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Friend Who Is... F.. First For Me R..ready Anytime For Me I.. Inspires Me E..enjoy Life With Me N..never Forget Me D..dear !!!! Its U...

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. . S*x Is Like Nokia (connecting People) . Like Nike (just Do It) . Like Pepsi (ask For More) . And Like Samsung (everybody Is Invited)...

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Khuwabon Main Ayenge Sms Ki Tarah. Dil Main Bas Jayenge Ring Tone Ki Tarah, Ye Yari Kabhi Kam Na Hogi Balance Ki Tarah, Sirf Tum Busy Na Hona Network Ki Tarah...

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If Friends Were Flowers I Would Not Pick You! I'll Let You Grow In The Garden Cultivate You With Love And Care So I Can Keep You As A Friend 4ever!!

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. .best Ever Romantic Words Said By A True Lover Boy To His Girlfriend: . I Dont Know How Beautiful You Are?? . . . Bcoz . . . My Eyes Havent Still Moved From...

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Love Is Only One Time In Life I Miss You

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In This World, Where Everything Seems Uncertain, Only One Thing Is Definite.you’ll Always Be My Friend, Beyond Words, Beyond Time & Beyond Distance!

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Princess For A Day.... Queen........forever!!!!

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Girl: When We Get Married, I Want To Share All Your Worries, Troubles And Lighten Your Burden. Boy: It's Very Kind Of You, Darling, But I Don't Have Any Worries...

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Height Of Disappointment : A Woman Realising After A Long Long Search On Google That.. Phillip's 21 Inch Was Actually A Tv..! :-) :-)...

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Height Of Insult:- Guy In A Romantic Mood To His Girlfriend: I Wanna B A Part Of Ur Body. Grlfriend: No Thanx, I Already Have An S Hole

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Your Perfume Is The Sweet Intoxication Of Love.

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People Meet By Chance !! Dey Spend Sweet Times 2gether. Den God Apart Them Not 2 End The Story, But 2 C How Much Dey Need Each Other

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Signboard Outside A Repair Shop ... We Can Repair Anything ... (plz ! Knock Hard On The Door ... The Bell Doesn't Work )...:d:p...

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Kisses Blown Are Kisses Wasted. Kisses Are Not Kisses Unless They Are Tasted. Kisses Spread Germs And Germs Are Hated. But You Can Kiss Me Baby I Am Vaccinated

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A Man Sees A Fat Man Sitting In A Train Cabin. Taunting, He Asks: Is This Cabin For Elephants Only! Fat Man Humbly Replies: No!even Monkeys Like You Can Sit!...

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Vijay Participated In 100 Meter Race And Obviously He Came First.... But Einstein Died After Watching That.....coz... Light Came Second..!...

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What Kisses Mean! Kiss On Hand=i Adore U, Kiss On Cheek=lets Be Friends, Kiss On Neck=i Want U, Kiss On Lips=i Love U, Kiss Anywhere Else=. Lets Not Get Carried...

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Last Night I Asked My Angel 2 Watch Over U...but It Came Soon.i Asked: Why? It Smiled And Said: An Angel Doesn T Watch Over Another Angel...

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Marriage: It's An Agreement In Which A Man Loses His Bachelor Degree And A Woman Gains Her Master ........!!!!

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People Live People Die People Laugh People Cry Some Give Up Some Will Try Some Say Hi Some Say Bye Others May Forget You But Never Will I.

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Women Women Women If U Praise Them, They Think U R Lying. If U Don't, U R Gud 4 Nothing. If They Talk, Theywant U To Listen. If U Listen, They Want U To Talk....

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Man1: My Wife Is Obsess W/ Cars. While Asleep, She Holds My Bird Say 'ferari,porsche...' Man2: Mine Is Worst, She Puts My Bird Inside Her Say 'full Tank Pls....

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Pappu, While Filling Up A Form: Dad, What Should I Write For Mother Tongue.? Santa: Very Long!

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What Happens When Rajnikant Pees ? Everyone Run..............................................its A Tsunami !!!!!!!!!!!!

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Girl: What Do You Like In Me? Boy: Those 2 Big White Balls Having Black Dots In It... Girl: What??? Boy: Yes, Your Eyes......

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Now We R Going To Test Ur Humanity.... Testing.... Still..... Testing... Sorry We Found That Ur Not A Human ...... Ur An Angel :p...

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Its Better To Lose A Lover Than Love A Loser...inevitablement Biennnnnn!!!

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A Girl Looks At A Mans Tatoo: . Nike On His Arms, . Reebok On His Legs, . . She Screamed When She Saw Aids On His ====. . Relax He Said, If It Erects, It Read...

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If U Drop Me I Ill Break If U Hold Me I Ill Shake If U Need Me I Ill Hurry, If U Don’t Call Me I Ill Worry If U Hurt Me I Ill Cry But If U Leave Me I Il...

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