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. . Skin Meets Skin When Is That The Skin Meets Skin, . Hair Meets Hair N Balls Disappear.. . Dirty Mind Its When . U Blink Ur Eyes...

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Q: What?s The Height Of Confidence ? . . . . . . . . . . A: 99 Year Old Lady Buying A Sim Card With Life Time Validity..!!!...

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. A Young Man Asked Swamiji . Why Girls Desire More S*x Than Boys? . Swamiji: When You Put Finger In Your Ear Shake It, . Which Feels Better, Your Finger Or Ear...

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Leave Something For Someone… Never Loeave Someone For Something…because In Life, Something Will Leave U, But Someone Will Always Be With U....

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Evry Gal Wants A Guy.. Who Hugs Her Whn Dey Re Watchn A Scary Movie, Who Givs Her His Jacket Evn Whn He Hmself Is Feeln Cold, Who Wil Alwayz B D 1 2 Make Her La...

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First Case Of Viagra Overdose Reported... . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . The Man Died And They Couldn't Close The Coffin.......:-d

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Haters Are Make Me Famous..............................

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Wonderful Couples In This World.. Heart & Beats.. Night & Moon.. Music & Songs.. Roses & Loves.. Fish & Water..my Sms & Your Smile.. :-)

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Nurse Lost Her Cat. . Nurse In The Hospital- Any 1 Got A Pusssyy, . All Women Stood Up,i Mean Any One Seen A Pusssyy, . All Men Stood Up. . I Meant Any One See...

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Pure Friendship Is Bright Like Sun , Deep Like Sea, High Like Sky, Strong Like Gold, Kind Like Mother, Cute Like Me.

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. . School Starts - Boy - Can I Go To The Toilet . Teacher - Say The Alphabet First So He Says . A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O Q R S T U V W X Y Z . Teacher: W...

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Boy: I Am Not Rich Like John, I Don't Even Have A Bid Car Like John. But I Really Love You! Girl: I Love You Too, But Tell Me More About John..

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I Love All D Stars In D Sky,but They Are Nothing Compared To The Ones In Your Eyes

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The Best Cosmetics In Life- Truth- For Lips.. Pity- For Eyes.. Charity- For Hands.. Smile- For Face & Love- For Heart.. Use Them Well & Make Life Beautiful...

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Those Innocent Eyes, Those Kissable Lips, A Great Smile The Perfect Walk, Smoothest Talk, Absolute Gorgeous, Thats Enough About Me … How About You ?...

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Girl Friends Are Like Mobile Phone, Whenever You Want Happiness Just Check Inbox, Whenever U Want To Cry Check Out Box, And Whenever U Want To Enjoyment Just Pl...

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What The Deferent Between The American Banana And The Brazilian Banana? If You Dont Now Ask Another Monkey

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. . Why Did The Grammer Teacher Slap A Student? . . Bcoz He Asked: Why Is Bra Singular, . . . When It Covers 2 Items N Pan**** Plural When It Covers One Item?...

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# They Love You But They Are Not Your Lover. They Care For You But They Are Not From Your Family. They Are Ready To Share Your Pain But They Are Not From Your B...

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Lot Of Things Go Unquestioned… Lot Of Things Unanswered… Some Feelings R Burried Alive… Some Are Born Dead. “this Is Life”...

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Best Slogan On A Man’s T-shirt : Please Do Not Disturb, . I Am Married . And Already Very Disturbed

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My Friendship Is Not Like Rain Which Comes N Goes Away.. My Friendship Is Like Air Sometimes Silent But Always Around U...

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You Are Strong As Rum.. Fine As Wine.. Cool As Beer.. Classic As Whisky.. Sophisticated As Vodka.. In Short I'm Totally Tunn In Your Friendship..

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Government Pays Tax To Rajnikant For..... . . . . . . . . Working In India

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. . During War A Soldier Sees 3 Enemy Girls And An Old Lady . . Soldier: I Want Revenge, Ill Fuc*k You All . Girl: Plz Leave The Old Lady . Old Lady: Shut Up! W...

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Teacher : What Are 2,4,7,11 ? Boy : Channel No Of Hbo,mtv,pogo,espn !!!

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To The Whole World You Are Somebody....but To Somebody You Are The Whole World

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Happiness As Light As Air. Love As Deep As Ocean. Friends As Solid As Diamonds And Success As Bright As Gold. These R My Wishes 4 U Today N Everyday...goodluck...

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If Love Is Water, I'll Give U The Ocean. If Kisses Are Spaces, I'll Give U The Universe... If Heat Was Your Love & Care, How I Wish The Sun Was Beside Me....

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S: Sets U Free. M: Makes U Special. I: Increase Ur Face Value. L: Lifts Up Ur Spirit. E: Erases All Ur Tensions. So Keep Smiling.

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What Is The Similarity Between A Pain Is And A Matchstick? Both Have A Head But Without Brains And They Both Flare Up At Slightest Friction.......

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Once Rajnikanth Participated In A Running Race And Obviously He Came First.... But After Watching This Einstein Died . Coz . . . Light Came Second In The ...

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Small Minds Talk Abt Sales. Average Minds Talk About Business, Great Minds Talk Abt Growth, Bt Champions Like U Nevr Talk, They Just Perform N The World T...

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The Death Of Mj Is Revealed . The Day Before Mj Dird. .mj Saw Rajinikanth's Dance.and Got Shocked!!!!!!!!,bcoz Rajani Had Performedsun Walk...

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. A Boy Goes 2 A Disco . His Mom Gets Angry Asks Him- Did U C Anything There That U R Nt Supposed To C? . Boy:yes . Mom: What? . Boy: I Saw Dad!...

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Diloon Ke Khail Jo Khaile Toh Yeh Mat Bhool Jaana...... Ki Khail He Khail Me Aksar Khilone Toot Jate Hain! :-d

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Precious Msg.. . If U Miss A Girl Don't Fill Your Eyes With Tears, It May Hide The Other Beautiful Figure Standing In Front Of U.

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Break Up Tip How To Create The Biggest Doubt In Ur Lover About Yourself? Very Simple.. Just Suddenly Sms Them Saying I Love You Too Game Over.......

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Maths Magic: Ur Cell Number's Last Digit X 2 + 5 X 50+ Ur Age + 365 & - 615.the Last 2 Numbrr Is Ur Age & 1st Numbrr Is Ur Cell's Last No. Try

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Yr Network Tariff Has Changed! Call Charges R Now Calculated According 2 Brain Size. Da Smaller Da Cheaper! Congradz Yu Can Make Free Calls! Lolz.....

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