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Man 1 : How Do You Like Her New Bikini? Man 2 : It Reminds Me Of Trying To Put 20 Kg Potatoes In A 10 Kg Sack.

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For All The Loving Things You Do... For All The Dreams You've Made Come True... For Sharing Life, For Being You... I Love You More Than Ever....

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Boys Eye Is Faster Than Google In Searching Beautiful Girl In A Crowd But A Boys Heart Is Slower Than Govt Bus While When Proposing A Girl Whom He Truly ...

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. . . Girl : Mom, I Am In Love With A Guy . . Mom Shocked : How Old Is The Boy And What Is He Doing ? . . Girl : Three Months And Kicking Happily In My Stomach....

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A Friend Is Sweet When It Is New It Is Sweeter When It Is True. But You Know That.. It Is The Sweetest When It Is You

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In Our Life Happiness Is More Important Than Smile Cause Smile Comes From Lips But Happiness Comes From The Heart So Be Happy Forever

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You Are The Twinkle Of My Eyes The Smile On My Lips The Joy Of My Face Without You I Am Incomplete.

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A Girl Was Asking For You She Was Asking Me Ur Details . I Gave Her Ur Cell No. She Will B Visiting Soon. Her Name Is Smile I Thank She Come Just Now,...

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What's The Difference Between Like And Love? Well, Let's Just Say, If You Like A Flower, You Pluck It. But When You Love That Flower, You Water It!

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Girl: When We Get Married, I Want To Share All Your Worries, Troubles And Lighten Your Burden. Boy: It's Very Kind Of You, Darling, But I Don't Have Any Worries...

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Sometimes I Think.. . . . . . . . . . . . . Sometimes I Don’t.. ;) Aise Hi Chalta Hai Mera To ! :p

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Technology Has Its Limitations. Google May B The Most Powerful Search Engine Bt It Can't Search My Chappal I Lost In Temple On Monday Tintumon:-d......

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Rajnikanth Kills Harry Potter In The 8th Book. Rajnikanth Can Kill Spiderman With Baygon!!! Rajnikanth Can Divide By Zero. Time And Tide, Wait For Rajnikanth...

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Today I Came Across A Book That Said All The Things Men Know About Woman, It Was Blank Inside.

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G. Go 2 Bed O. Off D Lights O. Out O Tension D. Dreams Come N. Nice Sleep I. Ignore Worries G. Get Up Early H. Have A Nice Day T. Thank God Always...

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On A Romantic Day Sardars Girlfriend Asks Him, Darling On Our Engagement Day Will You Give Me A Ring? Sardar : Ya Sure, From Landline Or Mobile.

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This Is One Of The Best Line Life Is Beautiful..conditions Apply..!!!!!

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Definitions Of The Words: Hard Drive: Heavy Metal Any Disk. Mouse: Mickey's Last Name. Zip: The Opposite Of Nop. Cd Burner: A Person Who Likes To Put The Same ...

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Friends R Like Pieces Of Puzzle.... If U Lose 1 It Willnever B Complete Again... Just Want U 2 Know U R One Of D Pieces.. I Can't Afford 2 Lose ....

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We Will Now Upgrade Your Brain, .please Wait....searching....searching... Still Searching....sorry,no Brain Found...!

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There Is A Saying “if You Want To Be Great, You Must Walk With Great People”. Seriously, I Have No Objection, You Can Walk With Me!...

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*%*% *%*%*%* )( 6 Flowers 4 U 1:dosti Ka 2:duaon Ka 3:khushiyon Ka 4:piyar Ka 5: Best Life Ka 6: Mujhey Yamesha Yaad Rakhne Ka :)

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3 Fastest Means Of Communication 1 : Tele-phone 2 : Tele-vision 3 : Tell-a-women Need Still Faster ? Tell Her Not 2 Tell Any1 .......

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I Feel Happy. Do U Know Y? Coz I’m Lucky U Know Y? Coz God Loves Me U Know How? Coz God Send Me A Wonderful Friend U Know Who? Its U!!!...

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U R 100 Beautiful, U R 100 Lovely, U R 100 Sweet, U R 100 Nice, And U R 100 Stupid To Believe These Words

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Rajnikanth Participated In 100 Meter Race And Obviously He Came First.. But Einstein Died After Watching That. Coz. Light Came Second.!

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A Simple Way For“happy Living”.. Forget 2 Things In Life., 1) The Good You Do For Others. 2) The Bad Done By Others 2 You.

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Ive Won A Trip For Me And 50 Mates For 2 Weeks Aboard A Luxury Yacht In Fiji, Inclusive With ?1500 Each Speandin Money.........can You Feed My Dog While I'm Gon...

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Rajnikant Doesn't Shave... . . . . . . . He Just Looks In The Mirror And Dares Hairs To Grow

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Just Imagine Life Without Girls The Result === Markets Silent Streets Empty The Police At Rest All Mobile Companies In Loss No Sms No Flowers No Candles No Per...

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. . If Your Right Leg Was Xmas And Your Left Was New Year . . I Would Love To Visit U During The Holidays

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Height Of Patience: A N***d Gal Lying Beneath A Banana Tree, Waiting For A Banana To Fall At The Right Place. . . Height Of Success: The Banana Falls At The Rig...

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The Death Of Mj Is Revealed . The Day Before Mj Dird. .mj Saw Rajinikanth's Dance.and Got Shocked!!!!!!!!,bcoz Rajani Had Performedsun Walk...

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I'll Catch U 1st, I'll Take U 2 Bed, I'll Make U Hot, I'll Make U Sweat, I'll Make U Tired, I'll Make U Vomit. U Knw Who I Am.......? Im Worst Fever U Ever G...

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Someone Somewhere Dreams Of Your Smile...and While Thinking Of You Says Life Is Worthwhile. So Whenever Youre Lonely...remember Its True....someone Somewhere Is...

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In Order To Get Good Job Boy Require 100 Percent Of Talent. Where As Girl Required Only 4 Percent Of Talent Remaining.. ( 36 ) .)24( ( 36 ) = 96 O/o...

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Feel Good When Somebody Miss U. Feel Better When Somebody Loves U. But Feel Best When Somebody Never Forgets U.

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Santa : Why Did The Man Put His Radio In His Refrigerator? Banta : I Give Up. Santa : Stupid, Because He Wanted To Hear Cool Music....

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I Wish I Was A Teddy Bear, That Lay Upon Your Bed, So Everytime You Cuddled It, You Cuddled Me Instead..for You

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Earth Rotates Faster When Rajnikanth Does. . . . . . . . . . Moon Walk.

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