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What The Deferent Between The American Banana And The Brazilian Banana? If You Dont Now Ask Another Monkey

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The Death Of Mj Is Revealed . The Day Before Mj Dird. .mj Saw Rajinikanth's Dance.and Got Shocked!!!!!!!!,bcoz Rajani Had Performedsun Walk...

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I Am Just A Girl..... With Great Ideas.... So Follow Ma Steps......:d

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The Word Hello Means: H=how Are You E=evrything Alright L=like 2 Hear From You! L=love 2 See You Soon O=obviously I Miss You..so, Hello

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What Happens When Rajnikant Pees ? Everyone Run..............................................its A Tsunami !!!!!!!!!!!!

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A Very Funny Beautiful Girl Was A College Student. Once Very Funny Girl Comes Late To Class. Teacher: Why Are You Late? Very Funny Girl : One Boy Was Followi...

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Someone Asked Wat Makes People Happy? Some Said Wealth & Some Fame. I Was Thinkin Abt It & My Cell Beeped N Received Ur Sms. I Smiled N Said “this Makes Me Ha...

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Friendship Is Not A Word, Not Merely A Relationship, It Is A Silent Promise Which Says I Was I Am I Will Be A Headache 4 U 4ever N Ever N Ever....

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Height Of Patience: A N***d Gal Lying Beneath A Banana Tree, Waiting For A Banana To Fall At The Right Place. . . Height Of Success: The Banana Falls At The Rig...

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Please Pray 4 Me... ,***, ( C ' ? -- /) ..my Medical Results Diagnosed That I'm Becoming Cuter Daily. But Don't Worry Its Not Contagious Just Incurable!...

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Zindegi Terebina Adhura Hai.najane Q Teremere Beech Meinye Doori Hai.sochta Hun Kabhi Bhuladun Tujhko.per Tera Ek Muskan Meri Kamjori Hai

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One Day U Will Ask Me: What Is More Important To You, Me Or Your Life?i Will Say: My Life� You Will Walk Away From Me Without Knowing That U R My Life!!!...

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Girlfriend: Are You Sure, You Love Me No One Else? Boyfriend: Dead Sure! I Checked The Whole List Again Yesterday!

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Learn To Love D People Who R Willing To Love U At Present, 4get D People D Past And Thank Dem 4hurting U Which Let U To Love D People U Have Rite Now!

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Q: What's The Difference Between A Blonde And A Solar Powered Calculator? A: The Blonde Works In The Dark!

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I Don't Like To B The Center Of Attraction, I Like To Create Attraction By Standing Out Of The Circle...

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The Reason Why Most Of The Men Prefer To Kiss Womens Lips.. . . . . Thats The Best Probably The Only Way To Shut A Womans Mouth For At Least Some Seconds:)...

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If “special”means Lovings,caring & Dear, If”special”means Thoughtful Too & If”special”means Tender,gentle & Kind, Then Special Surely Means U !...

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Short Story.. Two Friends! Mr.see And Mr.saw. One Day Mr.see Saw Sea$mr.saw Didnt See Sea.sea Saw Sea$jumped In Sea.saw Didnt See Sea But Jumped In Sea.see Sa...

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I Dont Know How Beautiful You Are... Coz... My Eyes Havn't Moved.... From ... Your Eyes....!

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I Am Glad Friendship Doesn't Come With Price Tags. For If It Does, I'd Never Afford Someone As Great As You.

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Science Has Proved That Sugar Melts In Water, So Please Don’t Walk In Rain, Otherwise I Will Lose Such A Sweet Friend Like U

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Rishte Hote Hai Zindagi Bitane K Liye, Ham Khud Ko Mita De Ise Nibhane K Liye, Milne Ka To Nasib Nahi, So Sms Kiya Hamari Yad Dilane K Liye....

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One Day D Hrt Said To D Eyes... Dnt See Mor Bcz U See Nd I Suffere.... Dn D Eyes Said To D Hrt ... Dnt Thnk Mor Bcz U Feel Nd I Cry...!

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New Style Of Proposing A Girl: I Have Spent Many Sleepless Nights In Your Love, And I Don't Want My Son To Do The Same For Your Daughter. So Lets Make Them Brot...

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What Is True Friendship ? U Cry I Cry. U Sad, I Sad, U Laughing, I Laughing, U Jump Out Of Window.. I Look Down.. I Am Still Laughing...

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Someday U May Lose U R Hair. U May Lose U R Teeth.u R Money Even Lose U R Mind. But 1 Thing U Will Never Loose Is U R Good Looks .bcoz U Dont Have Good Look...

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Principal:- I Have The Power To Suspend You, I Have The Power To Fine You, Ihave The Power To Expel You, Do You Know Where Are You Stand. Boy Says:-in The Powe...

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Ur Aim In Life Shud B 54321.. Shockd !! I Mean… 5- Five Digit Salary 4- Four Wheeler Vehicle 3- Three Room Flat 2- Two Cute Children & 1- One Sweetheart...

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Without U ,life Is Black And White Without U ,the World Is No Hopes No Light Without U ,i Cant Go Left Or Right Without U ,i Lose My Sight Thank U My Glasses I...

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1000 Words 1 Cood Say.1000 Wishes 1 Cood Pray.1000 Miles Legs Cood Walk.1000 Sounds A Mouth Cood Talk.1000 Times Ill B True.1000 Ways 2 Say I Luv U!

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Rajnikant Can Make Two Parallel Lines. . . . . . . . Intersect Each Other.

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Life Is Touch & Go. Some People Will Be There Only For Sometime, Some Will Go Away, But Ppl Who Find U Special, Will Always Find Ways To Stay.

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She's A Stick Of Lollipop, My Candy Bar! So Juicy And Sweet, Melting In My Mouth, Strawberry Flavored... One Is Never Enough! She's A Piece Of Cheesecake, My S...

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If Superman And The Flash Were To Race To The Edge Of Space You Know Who Would Win? Chuck Norris.

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. . A Newly Married Girl Got First Class In Her B.ed Exams. . . Her Husband Sent Telegram To Her Parents - Ruby First Class In Bed!...

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You Are The Smartest N Sweetest Person I Ever Know! Really. Kya Hua? Yaqeen Nahin Aata? Chand Sitaron Ki Qasam!…oh God Yeh Chand Sitaray Kahan Ghayab Ho Gayai...

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If You Want To Remove Your Wrinkles, Pimples, Face Marks The Signs Of Skin Ageing Then Try The All New . . . . Adobe Photoshop....

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Millions Of Sentences, Billions Of Words, Zillions Of Characters, All Just To Convey A Simple Feeling, A Feeling As Old As Humanity, As Faint As Your Smile,...

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Rajanikant Once Shot Down A German Fighter Plane With His Finger..... . . . . . . . . By Yelling, Bang!...

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