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Dreams Are To Be Forgotten, Reality To Be Lived, Desires To Be Fulfilled, Destiny To Be Reached, Promises To Be Kept, Relationship To Be Respected And Friendshi...

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U R Genius, Ur Mind Is A Master Piece.it Is Divided Into Left And Right.in The Left Part Nothing Is Right And In Right Part Nothing Is Left

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Pappu, While Filling Up A Form: Dad, What Should I Write For Mother Tongue.? Santa: Very Long!

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Be Careful When A Gal Tells U That She Loves U From The Bottom Of Her Heart. For This May Mean That There Is Still Enough Space For Another Boy On Top!...

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Frnds Rd 1s Who Luvs U D Most , But Smtyms Hurts U Alot , But Den Again Dey Rd Only 1s Who Fel Ur Pain D Most. Dont Lose Such Frnds Ever....

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What Is The Difference Between Data And Information? 362436 : Data 36-24-36 : Information.

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Know What Makes Me Happy Wen U Msg Me? Not Ur Jokes, Graphics Or Sweet Msgs But Ur Name That Appears On The Cell When It Beeps Knowing That U Remember Me.

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Wife Read A Book Told Her Husband: . A Bull F***s 300 Times A Year, U Dont Do Quarter Of That. . Husband: Where Is It Written That He F***s The Same Cow!.......

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Dream Makes Everything Possible, Hope Makes Everything Work, Luv Makes Everything Beautiful, Smile Makes All The Above... So Always Brush Ur Teeth

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Words And Hearts Should Be Handled Carefully, Because Words When Spoken & Hearts When Broken Are The Hardest Things To Repair

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If Your Wife Wants To Learn To Drive, Don't Stand In Her Way.

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Once Rajnikant Lost His Wallet. . . . . . . . . Since Then.... The World Is Facing Recession....

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Think Big. Think Positive. Think Smart. Think Beautiful. Think Great. I Know, That Is Too Much For U, So Here Is A Shortcut. Just Think About Me .!....

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..beauty Is To See To Touch, Flowers Are To Smell To Pluck, N*****s Are To Play To Suckk, Women Are To Love To Fucckk, All These Are Free But Depends On...

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Rajnikanth Can Set Ants On Fire With A Magnifying Glass..... . . . . . . . . . At Night.

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Do What You Can, For Who You Can With What You Have And Where You Are...!!!

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A Girl In Bookstore : Do You Have Book Called : Women : The Perfect Intelligence. Sales Boy :sorry Madam, Fiction Books Are At First Floor . !!...

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Dictionary Is The Only Place Where Death Comes Before Life, Success Before Work, Divorce Before Marriage, But Friend Come Before Relative.

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A Loving Memory Of Your Smiling Face, A Friend Like You Can Never Replace, Deep In My Heart You Will Always Stay, Truely Remembered Every Day....

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Rajnikant Got His Driving License At The Age Of....... . . . . . . . . 18 Seconds

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One Day D Hrt Said To D Eyes... Dnt See Mor Bcz U See Nd I Suffere.... Dn D Eyes Said To D Hrt ... Dnt Thnk Mor Bcz U Feel Nd I Cry...!

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Signboard Outside A Repair Shop ... We Can Repair Anything ... (plz ! Knock Hard On The Door ... The Bell Doesn't Work )...:d:p...

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Never Say You Are Happy When You Are Sad, Never Say You Are Fine When You Are Not Okay, Never Say You Feel Good When You Feel Bad, And Never Say You Are Alon...

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U R 100 Beautiful, U R 100 Lovely, U R 100 Sweet, U R 100 Nice, And U R 100 Stupid To Believe These Words

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How Are Mobile Invented. Mobile Are Invented By America Sim Card R Invented By Japan But Miss Call Invented By Indian Girls. ..call Back Invented By Great India...

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An Insincere And Evil Friend Is More To Be Feared Than A Wild Beast A Wild Beast May Wound Your Body, But An Evil Friend Will Wound Your Mind. Buddha...

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Friends R Like Pieces Of Puzzle.... If U Lose 1 It Willnever B Complete Again... Just Want U 2 Know U R One Of D Pieces.. I Can't Afford 2 Lose ....

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Where There Is A Will, There Is A Way. Where There Is Rajinikanth, There Is No Other Way. Rajinikanth Is A Weapon Created By God To Use On Doomsday To End T...

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G. Go 2 Bed O. Off D Lights O. Out O Tension D. Dreams Come N. Nice Sleep I. Ignore Worries G. Get Up Early H. Have A Nice Day T. Thank God Always...

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Take The Date U R Born, X4, +13, X25, -200, +mth U R Born, X2, -40, X50, + Last 2 Digit Of Ur Yr U R Born, -10500. Notice Anything? Try It, Interesting

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Someday U May Lose U R Hair. U May Lose U R Teeth.u R Money Even Lose U R Mind. But 1 Thing U Will Never Loose Is U R Good Looks .bcoz U Dont Have Good Look...

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A Train Is Bout 2 Crash! A Virgin Strips Off Says Can Any1 Make Me Feel Like A Woman B4 I Die? So A Man Takes Off His Clothes Says Iron These!

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Rajnikant Once Threw A Coin In Disgust At A Black Beggar, . . . . . . . . . He Is Now Called 50 Cent...

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Relationship Is Like A Garden It’s Beautiful When Watered With Love, Hugs, Tears & Cheers But It Dries Up If Left Untouched Stay In Touch With Your Lo...

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H=- Girl: Xcuse Me Brothr Thats My Seat Boy: Ok But Im Not Ur Brothr. My Father Nevr Toched Ur Mom Girl: True But My Father Did..!!

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Q: Why Was The Blondes' Belly Button Sore ? A: Because Her Boyfriend Was Blonde Too.

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Keep The Smile, Leave The Tear, Think Of Joy, Forget The Fear , Hold The Laugh, Leave The Pain, Be Jouyous Till I Sms Again.

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Adult Man Eye Operation: After Operation Dr. Open His Nurse Bra And Said To Man..hey Do U See Now... Man:nothing Dr:open His Nurse Panty:do U See Now....?? Man...

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Great Calculation: Only 20 Percent Boys Have Brains. So What Do The Rest Have? . . . . . They Have Girl Friends :)...

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The Most Selfish 1 Letter Word I Avoid It. The Most Satisfying 2-letter Word We Use It. The Most Poisonous 3-letter Word Ego Kill It. The Most Used 4-letter Wor...

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