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Love + Care =mother Love + Fear =father Love + Help =sister Love + Fight =brother Love + Life =wife Love+care+fear+help+fight = Friend....

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Usa Power Vs Indian Power Usa- 10000 Nuclear Weapons, 600000 Army, 10000 Tanks, 12000 Air Force, 3000 Ships India- *rajnikanth*...

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Never Think That U R. . Alone In This World, Because If U R Alone, U Would Not Have Received.. . . . This Message....:-)...

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H=- Girl: Xcuse Me Brothr Thats My Seat Boy: Ok But Im Not Ur Brothr. My Father Nevr Toched Ur Mom Girl: True But My Father Did..!!

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Trust Is Like Elastic, Being Stretch By Two People. As Long As You Hold On It, You Will Be Happy. D Moment One Leaves, D Other Gets D Terrible Pain.

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7 Months Twin Babies In Mothers Womb Saw A Pen.is Coming In. . 1st Baby Said: See Daddy Is Coming Inside . 2nd Said: You Fool It Is Uncle, Daddy Never Comes Wi...

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Some Flowers Grow Best In The Sun, Others Do Well In Shadow. God Knows What Is Best For Us & Puts Us Where We Grow Best.

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After Release Of Robot, Rajnikanth Gave Times Of India 3 Stars.

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A Girl Asks A Priest. What's Devil, H**l Heaven? Priest: Between My 2 Legs Is D Devil, Between Ur 2 Legs Is H**l, Lock D Devil Into H**l You'll See Heaven....

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New System Of Love Jan-rose, Feb-propose, Mar-gift, Apri-lift, May-chating, June-dating, July-miss U, Aug-meet U, Sep-anger, Oct-danger, Nov-left, Dec-next........

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First Time In The World I Am Introducng A '' 3d '' Message In Ur Mobile.. D D D

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An Amazing Question Why Do The Words 'i Love You' Needs An Answer, Thought All Of Us Know It Is Not A Question...

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Maths Teacher ... How Can You Distribute 8 Apples Among 6 People Equally..?? Student - By Making Juice Think Different Student Rocks......

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Friend 1 : What Is The Similarity Between A Girlfriend And A Mobile? Friend 2 : Both Are Disconnected When There Is No Money.

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G - Gentle U - Understanding J - Jolly A - Adorable R - Royal A - Aggresive T - Tough I - Intelligent This Much Quality Only 1 Cast Has, Yes, Its Guja...

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A Best Friend Is Not The One Who Cries With You,but The One Who Wipes Your Tears... :)

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Roses Are Famous For Grace,advocates Are Famous For Case,horses Are Famous For Race,but U R Famou 4 Your Smile On Ur Face

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. . A Woman Married A One Legged Man. . She Wrote To Her Mother: My Husband Only Has One Foot. . Her Mother Replied: You Are Lucky, Your Papa Has Only 5 Inches...

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You Are So Hot U Would Make The Devil Sweat

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Those Beautiful Eyes, That Incredible Body, Such A Brain, Nice Smile .... But That Is Enough About Me, Tell Me How You Are?

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Civil Engneer Asked His Town Plannr. Whats The Technical Defect In A Female Body? Ans:- Entertainment Area Is Constructed Very Near To Sewerage Area..:-d......

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Girl Friend : I Will Share All Your Worries After Marriage. Boy Friend : But I Have No Worries. Girl Friend : I Am Talking About After Marriage....

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“miss Me” Or “hate Me”, Both Are In My Favour.if You Miss Me,i ‘m Always In Your Heart. If You Hate Me,i’ll Always Be In Your Mind....

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Rajnikant Had Died 20 Years Ago, . . . . . . .. . Death Hasn't Built Up The Courage To Tell Him Yet...

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Government Imposing New Taxes. Dating Rs.10, Hug Rs.20, Kiss Rs.30, Love Rs.50. But You Don't Worry, Flirting Is Still Free......

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I Never Thought That You Would Ever Do That Everything We Had Is Gone Said You Loved Me Said Never Leave Me Maybe You Just Heard Your Wrong Cause Im Damaged, ...

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A Short Thing Its Get Longer As U Hold It Pass Between Womans B****t Enters Into A Small Hole What Is It? Ans. Cars Seat Beltu Dirty Mind :d...

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Just Before Hanging,judge Asked The Prisoner Any Last Wish? Prisoner: Yes, I Want To Update My Facebook Status As Died

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Dolphin Said 2 Water: U Cant C My Tears Cos M In Water. Water Reply: I Can Feel Ur Tears Cos Ur In My Heart. Tats Feeling Of Frenship....

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*%*% *%*%*%* )( 6 Flowers 4 U 1:dosti Ka 2:duaon Ka 3:khushiyon Ka 4:piyar Ka 5: Best Life Ka 6: Mujhey Yamesha Yaad Rakhne Ka :)

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. . Why Did The Grammer Teacher Slap A Student? . . Bcoz He Asked: Why Is Bra Singular, . . . When It Covers 2 Items N Pan**** Plural When It Covers One Item?...

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Har Insan Ki Alag Pehcan Hoti Ha Per Hamarey Sms Ki Alag Shaan Hoti Ha Her Kisi Ko Kartey Nahi Sms Magar Jis Ko Kartey Hain Us Main Hamari Jaan Hoti Ha

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Teacher - Agar Sache Dil Se God Se Prathna Ki Jaye To Woh Puri Hoti H, Ladka - Rehne Do Miss Agar Aisa Hota To Aaj Aap Meri Miss Nahi Mrs. Hoti...

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Let Make It Short And Simple, I Love You.

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Life Is 5 Star Mother Is Top Star Father Is King Star Teacher Is Ultimate Star Lover Is Action Star But A Friend Is The “real Star”

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In Order To Get Good Job Boy Require 100 Percent Of Talent. Where As Girl Required Only 4 Percent Of Talent Remaining.. ( 36 ) .)24( ( 36 ) = 96 O/o...

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I'm Afraid To Close My Eyes Coz I Might Think Of You. I'm Afraid To Open Them Coz I Might See You. I'm Afraid To Move My Lips Coz I Might Speak Of You. I'm Afra...

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Tell Me. Is It Going In?..yeah ..is It Hurting?..ooh Yeah ..ouch Its Hurting ..ok I Will Put It In Slowly ..still Hurting. .ahh Yeh ..den Lets Try De Other Shoe...

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. . . Girl : Mom, I Am In Love With A Guy . . Mom Shocked : How Old Is The Boy And What Is He Doing ? . . Girl : Three Months And Kicking Happily In My Stomach....

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Whats Difference Between Monkey & Donkey? Monkey Saves This Message.. Donkey Deletes This Message.. Choice Is Ur's.......

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