Cow Messages

2 Cows Is Standing In A Field. 1 Says To The Other Are You Worried About Mad Cow Disease? The Other One Says No, It Doesn't Worry Me, I'm A Horse!...

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A Girl Asked, Why Cow Seems Depressed When Being Milked? Teacher: If Every Morning They Rub Yours 20-30 Minutes And Don't F**k U, U Will Feel The Same?

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Teacher: Y R You Late? Student: My Dad Told Me To Take Our Cow To Bull. Teacher(angrily):can't Ur Dad To It? Student: No, Only Bull Can Do It....

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Madam 2 Student : Why Do Cows Get Depressed After Giving Milk? Stdnt : If Someone Presses Ur Br***t For 5 Mints Doesnt F**k U,how Would You Feel?

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Q: What Do You Call A Cow In An Earthquake? A: A Milkshake!!!

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What Is That Which A Women Has In Front And Cow At The Back........? Ans: It Is The Letter W.

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