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I Want U To Be With Me In A Nice Restaurent To Have Candle Light Dinner. To Say Those Sweet Three Words To U. Pay The Bill...

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Love A - Ur Attractive B - Ur D Best C - Ur Cute D - Ur Dear 2 Me E - Ur Excellent F - Ur Funny G - Ur Gud Looking H - He He He I - Im J - Just K - Kidding...

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Let Me Kiss Ur Lips, Let Me Feel Ur Teeth, Let Me Feel Ur Tongue.smile! This Is Ur Friend Pepsodent Reminding You To Brush Ur Teeth, Twice A Day Everyday ...

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An Idea Can Change Ur Life But A Girl Can Change Ur Ideas So Always Change Ur Girlfriends To Get New Ideas... What An Idea......!!!!!!...

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He Took Me From A Bar. He Took Me In His Car. He Took My Top Off. He Puts His Lips On Mine, But Don't Worry: I'm A Bottle Of Wine!...

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A Husband Was Asked: Do U Talk To Your Wife After S*x? His Answer: Depends, If I Can Find A Phone.

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Exams Are Like Girl Friends 1,too Many Questions. 2,difficult To Understand. 3.more Explanation Is Needed. 4.result Is Always Fail!....

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Superb Friendship Thought For Every Idiot There Is An Equal And Opposite Idiot...! They R Called Friends... Just Like U And Me.......

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No And Yes Are Two Short Words Which Need A Long Thought, Most Of The Things V Miss In Life Are Due To Saying No Too Soon Or Yes Too Late!!!

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1 Day Ull B Srprisd 2 C Me Beside U. U Me Laughing, U Me Crying, U Me Dreaming, U Me Holding On, U Me Just U Me Sitting In A Mental Hospital Me Checkin...

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Whats Hairy On The Outside And Moist Inside, Begins With A 'c' Ends With A 't' And Has U' And 'n' In The Middle? Answer: 'cocunut'...

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What Did The Blonde's Left Leg Say To Her Right Leg? Between The Two Of Us, We Can Make A Lot Of Money

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This Sms Can Only Be Read By A S**y Person: Try Again...... Nothing? Sorry, I Guess Your Just Not S**y.. Hey! Dont Force It, Ugly Gift!!...

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I Love The Way It Rubs Against The Soft Pink Flesh.. And Creates A Creamy Foamy Liquid As It Thrusts In And Out, Up And Down... Cant Wait To Brush ...

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Vijay Participated In 100 Meter Race And Obviously He Came First.... But Einstein Died After Watching That.....coz... Light Came Second..!...

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Why Do 90 Of The Girls Have A Bigger Left B***st ? Because.... 90 Of The Boys Are Right Handed.. .

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Dont Want To Study In Govt School Dont Want To Go To Govt Hospital Dont Want To Travel By Govt Bus But, Everybody Wants Govt Jobs.. Great Indians.........

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Funny Quote On A Boy'z T-shirt. All Girls R Devils.! My Girlfriend Is Their Queen

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In A Bath Room, A Boy Touches A Girl Everywhere! You Know Whose That Boy? Stupid Its Lifeboy Soap! Dirty People Always Tink Dirty....

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I Have A Certificate In Kissing, Diploma In Caring, Degree In Loving. Do U Have A Jobe 4 Me!

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Difference Between Rain In India And Usa : In Usa, After Rain, The Water Disappears In 5 Mins.... In India, After Rain, The Road Disappears In 5 Mins!!!!......

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A Mobile Is Like Women - Talks Non-stop, Costs A Fortune, Disturbs When U R Busy And When U Need Them Urgently They Have No Service....

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Whats The Difference Between Data And Information? 362436 - Data 36-24-36 Information! ..

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A Man Saw A Board At The Center Of A River, He Tried To Read,but He Couldnt Read,so He Swims Into River And Read Crocodile Inside - Dont Swim Star Music......

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Press Down... Down More... Ok More... Yes Ahh Ohh Yes... Almost There... Yeah Oh S**t Harder... So Good...! Mmmmm... That's How I S*x On Text!...

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