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People Say We R Crazy When We Smile 4 No Reason When ...we R Alone.. They Never Know Its The Real Smile With Sweetest Reason With Someone In Thoughts ...

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1- Judge Me And I Will Prove You Wrong. 2- Tell Me What To Do And I'll Tell You Of . 3- Call Me B***h And I'll Show You One . 4- Screw Me Over And I'll Do To ...

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I Can't Help It, It's Not By Choice, My Heart Beats Faster, My Knees Get Weak, My Stomach Hurts I Can Hardly Breathe And Each Every Moment Feels Brand New, I ...

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Sometimes I Feel, What I Earned In Life, Money? No!name?no!fame? No! But I Earned The Most Precious Thing, Friends And All Those Are Crazy... :)...

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If People Says U R Crazy, Be Patiend. If They Say U R Monkey, Relax. If They Say U R Stupid,be Cool Bt If They Say You Are Smart, Thapad Maar Sale Ko.

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A Man Escaped Frm Prison. He Broke Into A Hse N Caught A Couple In Bed. He Tied Them, Then Went 2 Bathrm. Husb: If He Wants S*x, Giv Him, Dont Provoke Or He'll...

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There Is A Place You Can Touch A Woman That Will Drive Her Crazy. You Naughty Mind! I Meant Her Heart!!

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I Don't Love You. I Don't Love You. It's Not Love. I Don't Love You. Well... I Just Love You Too Much. Not Just Love. But Crazy Love....

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In My World You Are My Perfect Lady! Love All I Got Or Maybe, It's Nothing To Drive A Girl In A Crazy, Woman In The World Love Them Familiar With Sweet, And No ...

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Some Magicans Can Walk On Water, . Rajnikant Can Swim Through Land

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2 Sardars Were Fighting After Exam. Sir: Y R U Fighting? 1 Sardar: This Fool Left The Answer Sheet Blank, Sir: So What? 1 Sardar: Even I Did The Same Thing,...

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I, Me, Myself, Yes Me,i Really Truly Unmistakably Unstoppably Unavoidably Crazily, Can't Stop Thinking About You!...

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In Life Ull Never Know What Has Been Missing Until It Arrives And Ull Never Know What Uve Got, Until It Is Gone.so, Appreciate Every Thing U Have Now....

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Little Johnny In A Science Class, Learning About Gravity... Teacher : When You Throw Something Up.. Where Will It Go Next? Someone Shouted: Down! Johnny: ''n...

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Party Hard Drink Alot Smoke Lik Crazy Go On Dates 1 Day U'll Die Or Eat Heathy Stay Fit Study Hard Be Obedient 1 Day U'll Die Choice Is Urs...:)...

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Before, I Am So Shy To Crack A Joke On You, Shy To Approach You, Or Even Talk To You Because I Am Afraid You Will Get Mad Easily.. But Everything Changed, Now ...

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Crazy Days And Screwed Up N8,tonsof Crushe & Stupid F8,secrets We'll Take 2 D Grave, Pic. We'll 4ever Save, Throw Thick N Thin, Always True Frnds 4ever,me And U...

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In A Mental Institute, A Doc Was Testing His Patients Tht Whoever Pass The Test Will Be Free 2 Leave The Hospital. He Drew A Door On The Wall N Tell Them 2 Open...

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Americans Have Different Ways Of Saying Things. They Say Elevator, We Say Lift... They Say President, We Say Stupid Psychopathic Git.

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One Day, Little Matchstick Was Injured In School And Was Sent To The Hospital. But When His Parent Visited Him, They Couldnt Recognise Him At All. Do You Know...

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I Want U... To Be With Me In A Nice Restaurant To Have Candle Light Dinner.... To Say Say Those Sweet Three Words To U.... Pay The Bill

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I,me, Myself, Yes Me,i Really Truly Unmistakably Unstoppably Unavoidably Crazily, Think About You!

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Newton In Romantic Mood...... Universal Law: Love Can Neither Be Created Nor Be Destroyed, Only It Can Transfer Fromone Girl To Another Girlfriend With Some Los...

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A Morning Is A Wonderful Blessing, Either Cloudy Or Sunny. It Stands For Hope, Giving Us Another Start Of What We Call Life. Gud Morning Have A Nice Day...

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People Say We R Crazy When We Smile 4 No Reason When ...we R Alone.. They Never Know Its The Real Smile With Sweetest Reason With Someone In Thoughts ... =...

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If You Don't Love Me,then You Must Be Crazy For My Brother!

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Boom, Boom, Woman You Know That I Will Drive You Crazy, Boom, Boom, Turn You Inside, 'till You Will Say That: I Love You Baby! Boom, Boom,, Woman You Make Me ...

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Slam Book Filled By Santa. 1.strength:my Wife, Jeeto. 2. Weakness:banta' S Wife, Preeto. 3 .oppurtunity: When Banta Is On Tour. 4. Threat: When I Am On Tour...

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If U See Someone Without A Smile Give Him One Of Urs. Bcoz U R Among A Few Gud People Who Can Shine Others Lives By Just Walking With Them A Few Miles...

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Girl, You Better Have A License, Cuz You Are Driving Me Crazy!

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I ____u Bcoz I ___u (miss,kill,like, Hate,kick,love, Want,trust,care, Share,sell, Marry, Keep,kiss)send To All Ur Frnds N Get Funny Replies. 1st Reply 4me..

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You're Making Me Crazy So Go Deeper Lets Go Deeper

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Q.how Did The Telephone Propose To The Lady? A.it Gave Her A Ring!

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A Hunter Saw 2 Birds On The Tree. He Shot At 1 Of Them But Found Tht It Was Without Any Feather On.. The Other Bird Was So Angry N He Fly To The Hunter, Are U...

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World's Smallest Resignation Letter? Respected Sir, I Luv Ur Wife.

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Respect Those Friends Who Find Time For You In Their Busy Schedule. But Love Those Friends Who Never See Their Schedule When You Need Them.

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This Love Is Crazy. Just For You. I Love You Baby.

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I Saw You Cryin In The Middle Of The Rain, Then Nilapitan Kita Then You Said, Leave Me Alone!! I Just Smiled And Saud. Hala Adik!! Dadaan Lang Ee. Kalsada...

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When My Arms Cant Reach People Who R Close To My Heart, I Always Hug Them With My Prayers. May God Grant U Wht Ur Heart Desires N Keep U Happy.gudnite...

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I Can't Help It, It's Not By Choice, My Heart Beats Faster, My Knees Get Weak, My Stomach Hurts I Can Hardly Breathe And Each Every Moment Feels Brand New, I ...

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