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In A Bar 1 Guy Says 2 Another I Slept Wid Ur Mom Last Nite D Whole Bar Was Waiting 4 D Other Guy's Response. He Laughs Says, Lets Go Home Dad, U R Drun...
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Dad : Son, What Do You Want For Your Birthday? Son : Not Much Dad, Just A Radio With A Sports Car Around It.
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Kid: Daddy, Daddy! Someone Ate My School Sandwich Which I Left In My Bag In June! Kid: Daddy! Kid: ...daddy?
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Dad To His Adopted Son: What Is The Height Of Lazines..?? Son: What Else Other Than Having An Adopted Son!
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Why Does In Every Love Story Mom Agrees And Dad Disagrees....?? . Because... . Mom Knows What Love Is.....and . Dad Knows What Boys Are.......
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Q: Why Egyptian Children Are More Worried About There Parents? A: Cause After Death There Daddy Becomes Mummy.
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Here Is A Poem For Every Lucky Person Who Didn't Become A Dad: For Everything You Do For Your Self... For All The Scotch Upon Your Shelf... Your Porsche Carrer...
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Dad- Son, What Do You Want For Your Birthday? Son : Not Much Dad, Just A Radio With A Sports Car Around It.
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Son - I Want A Baby Brother . Mom - Your Dad Is Overseas. When He Comes Bak We Will Talk Over It . Son - Why Dont U Give Him A Surprise ?
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Teacher: Y R You Late? Student: My Dad Told Me To Take Our Cow To Bull. Teacher(angrily):can't Ur Dad To It? Student: No, Only Bull Can Do It....
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Student: No, only BULL can do it.&
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Dad: Beta Apko School Jana Kaisa Laga?beta: Suchl Jana Acha Laga Aur Schl Se Lautna Bhi Acha Laga.bas Beech Ka Samay Hi Acha Nahi Laga.
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A Kid Failed In A Exam- Dad:- Here After Don't Call Me As Dad. Son:- Oh Come On Dad, This Is Only Mid Term Test Not A Dna Test. Dad:-....!!!???...
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A Son At A College Wanted More Money. He Sent A Telegram To His Father : No Money. No Fun. Your Son. The Father Replied: How Sad. Too Bad. Your Dad....
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Dad : Son, What Do You Want For Your Birthday? Son : Not Much Dad, Just A Radio With A Sports Car Around It...ya
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Miss:why Are U Late? Krish:mom Dad Were Fighting Miss:they Where Fighting,so Ur Late? Krish:1 Shoe Was With Dad Other Was With Mom.
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Dad To Son : When I Beat U How Do U Control Your Anger. Son: I Start Cleaning Toilet. Dad: How Does That Satisfy You? Son: I Clean With Ur Tooth Brush....
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In A Bar 1 Man Says 2 A Boy I Love Ur Mom Nd Want To Marry With Her D Whole Bar Was Waiting 4 Tht Boy's Response. He Laughs Nd Says Lets Go Home Dad, U R Drun...
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Dad Joined Facebook.. Dad: Hi Son Son:wtf Dad Asked Son: What Is Wtf..?? Son: Wtf Means Welcome To Facebook Daddy...:d
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A Kid's Dad Joined Facebook. Kid Posted On His Wall : Wtf...... Dad Asked Him What Is Wtf? Kid Replied : Welcome To Facebook...
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Dad And Son In Facebook. Dad : Hey, I Joined Facebook Man. . Son : Wtf ??? Dad : What Does That Mean ?? Son : Welcome To Facebook. :d...
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Dad Joins Facebook.. Son- Wtf??:-o Dad- What Does That Mean?? Son- 'welcome To Facebook'b-):-d
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Dad To His Adopted Son: What Is The Height Of Lazines..?? Son: What Else Other Than Having An Adopted Son!..
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Teacher Name 5 Animals Those Live In Water Student Frog Teacher Other 4 Student His Mom,dad,brother And Sister!
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