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Truth Is A Debit Card Pay 1st Enjoy Later. Lie Is A Credit Card Enjoy 1st Pay Later Wid Markup... -

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When Do Girls Selected Boys Fails In Interview ?? When Both Keep The 1st Button Of Their Shirt Opened In Front Of Ceo. . . . Feel The Difference !! :p...

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What's The Difference Between Your And My Smile? U Smile When You Are Happy And I Smile When You Are Happy.

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1 Major Difference Btwn 1st Benchers And Last Benchers....??? . . . . .. . . . .. . .. . . . . . .. . . Ans- Hard Working And Hardly Working...

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Love Is Like A Incoming Call. When U Fail To Attend U Miss It. But Friendship Is Like A Sms. It Comes And Even If U Miss It It Stays In Your Inbox :-)...

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What Is The Difference Between Secretary N Private Secretary ? Think.... Ans: Secretary Says Good Morning Sir Private Secretary Says Its Morning Sir ....

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What Is The Difference Between A Marriage And A Tornado? There Is No Difference. First, There Is A Lot Of Sucking And Blowing - And Then Your House Is Gone....

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3 Feelings What Is The Diference B/w Stress Tension And Panic Stress Is When Wife Is Pregnant, Tension Is When Girlfriend Is Pregnant Panic Is When Both...

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What Is The Resemblance Between A Windscreen Wiper And A Woman? When They Are Wet, They Do Not Squeak Any More!

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Whats A Difference Between A Girl And A Pc? Pc Won't Laugh At 3 Floppy !

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Friendship Is Not About Finding Similarities.. But Its About Respecting Differences Within Us....

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Whats The Difference Between Your Job And Your Wife?your Job Still Sucks After Five Years!

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Usa Power V/s India Power Usa : 10000 Nuclear Weapons, 600000 Army, 10000 Tanks, 12000 Airforce, 3000 Ships. . . . . . . . . . India : . . ...

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What Is The Similarity Between Decent Girls N Dinosaurs . . . . . . .. . . . . . . . Both R Currently Not Seen In This World...

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Behind Every Sucessful Men Stands A Women. Behing Every Unsucessful Man Stands 2 Women...

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Difference B/w Panties Of 1970 2000 :- In The 70's You Had To Pull Down Panties To See The Buttocks,in 2000, You Have To Seperate The Buttocks To See The Panti...

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Difference... Betwn Panties Of 1970 2010. 1970- U Hav2 Pull Down The Panty 2 See The Bums. 2010- U Hav2 Seperate The Bums 2 See The Panty..!

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Love Is Like A Call, If You Dont Recieve, It Will Be Missed. But Friendship Is Like A Sms, Until You Open, It Waits...

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Q. Wh8's The Difference Between Mechanical Engineers Civil Engineers ... ? A. Mechanical Engineers Build Weapons, Civil Engineers Build Targets ... -...

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Difference Between Engineer And Doctor If Engineers Make A Mistake, Its Seen By All The People For Many Centuries. If Doctors Make A Mistake Its Buried 6 Ft U...

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Do You Know What Is Differance Between Your Smile And My Smile? You Smile When You Are Happy, And, I Smile, When I See,you Happy..!...

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Facebook Joke: ....... ........... ............... ................... ...................... Girl's Facebook Status: Feeling Sad... 1702 Coments Guy's Facebook...

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The Diff B/w Best Frnd And Just Frnd . .?? . When U R In Hospital, . Just Frnd Asks: How'z Ur Health Now? . . . Best Frnd Asks: How'z D Nurse Dude :d...

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Fav. Quote: Life Always Lies Between Ego Love! Love Says: Let's Msg Him. But Ego Says: Let Him Msg Me. Feel The Difference! Its True. :):-):-):-):-)...

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What Is Diffrence Between Problem And Talent? 2 Boys Love 1 Girl= Problem, 1 Boy Love 2 Girls= Talent. (*_*)

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Whats The Difference Btween Wife And Neighbours Wife? Wife Is A Chocolate, Can Have Any Time. Neighbours Wife Is Like An Ice-cream, Should Have Immediately....

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