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Why It Is Called A Wonder Bra? When She Takes It Off, You Wonder, Where Her T**s Went . . .

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Johnny Looked Around The Church And Turned To His Bestman, Saying, You Know Jack, Apart From My Wife-to-be's Two Sisters, There's Not A Woman In This Church...

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Girl: Mom Mom...i Was Raped. Mom:eat Some Chillies!! Girl: Will It Stop Pregnency???? Mom: No...but It Will Stop That F*c***g Smille On Your Face!!!!!...

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Once Hijackers Hijacked A Kingfisher Plane And Instruct All Air Hostess To Lay Down On Floor Removing Their Uniform... . . . An Air-hostess Asked..sir, Is This...

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Women Are Like A Pair Of Rubber Boots. When They Are Dry, You Cannot Enter Them, When They Are Wet, They Smell And When You Walk On The Street With Them, People...

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A Cute Nurse Came For The Interview.. Dr: What Salary You Expect? Nurse: Rs.10,000. Dr Was Overjoyed Said: My Pleasure. Nurse: With Pleasure Its 25,000...

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When Girl Ties Seat Belt In The Car How Do They Look Like ? ? ? ? ? Like A Percentage Symbol..

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Two Women Were Watching A Film In The Cinema When One Turns To The Other In Surprise. You're Not Going To Believe This, Marry, But The Man Sitting Next To Me...

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U R 100 Beautiful, U R 100 Lovely, U R 100 Sweet, U R 100 Nice, And U R 100 Stupid To Believe These Words......

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We Will Now Upgrade Your Brain, .please Wait....searching....searching... Still Searching....sorry,no Brain Found...!

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Kiss Me And You Will See Stars . Love Me And I Will Give Them To You.

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Coolest T-shirt Quote Ever.... Virginity Is A Disease And I M The Doctor!!!!!!!!...

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A Short Thing Its Get Longer As U Hold It Pass Between Womans Br3ast Enters Into A Small Hole What Is It? Ans. Cars Seat Belt U Dirty Mind :d...

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Why Did The Grammer Teacher Slap A Student? B'coz He Asked: Why Is Bra Singular, When It Covers 2 Items N Panties Plural When It Covers One Item?

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Drunk Man In Cinema Hall With Gf. Suddenly Shouted Loudly Where Is My P_nis, Where's My P_nis. Girl- Shut Up, U B******d Ur Hand Is In My Underwear....!!...

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Man Marries A Deaf Gal.he Mimes, Lets Make A Code! If I Want S*x I'll Squeeze Ur B****t, In Responce U Can Pull My P**is Once For Yes And 50 Times For No.....

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In A Bar 1 Guy Says 2 Another I Slept Wid Ur Mom Last Nite D Whole Bar Was Waiting 4 D Other Guy's Response. He Laughs Says, Lets Go Home Dad, U R Drunk...

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What's The Diff Between A Bomb N A Condom? In A Bomb Blast Population Decreases If A Condom Blasts Population Increases.

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Teacher : Boys, Why Are U Two So Dirty. Boy 1 : Sorry About That, I've Been Locked In The Rubbish Dump For A Night. Boy 2 : That's Nothing. I've Been Living In ...

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What Do Hockey Players And Surrey Girls Have In Common? They Both Only Change Their Pads After Every Third Period!

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Teacher To A Nursery Student: Count From 1 To 10 Ill Give U Kiss.miss I Will Count From 1 To 1000,then Sleep One Night With Me Plzzz.

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H=- U May Love A Girl Very Deeply.... . . . . . . . But U Cannot Express It Deeper Than 6-8 Inchs...!! Hahahahah!!!!...

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A Girl Asks Why Cows Seem Depressed When Being Milked. Teacher Replied If A Scruffy B*****d Woke You At Dawn And Rubbed Your T**s For 4 Hours How Would You Feel...

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Boy In Very Romantic Mood : Darling , I Want To Be A Part Of Your Body . Girlfriend : No Thanks , I Already Have An A*s Hole .

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Teacher: Tel Me 3tenses With Example Boy: I Saw Your Daughter Yesterday (past) We Are In Love Now (present) We Will Run Away Tomorw (future)

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A Teacher Ask Wot Part Of The Body Goes To Heaven First? A Child Replies Feet- Coz Every Nite I C My Mum With Her Feet In The Air Screamin God I'm Comin!...

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Condom To Whisper: Bloody Every Month U Stop My Business For One Week. Whisper: If U Make A Mistake I Lose My Business For 9 Months.

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The 50-year-old Woman Phoned Up Her 60-year-old Husband.... Darling, Its A Miracle, The Doctor Says Im Pregnant, Isnt That Wonderful? Youre Going To Be A Fat...

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Salman Has Hot Body But How .... ... He Do The Same Work That You Want To Do Everyday

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A Girl Looked At Her P****y She Couldnt Resist And Started Touching It. . She Went Crazy And Rubbed It So Hard That . . Her Puss*y Said Meow And Ran Away !!!!...

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. . . Wife : Darling Today Is Our Anniversary, What Should We Do? . . . Husband : Let Us Stand In Silence For 2 Minutes....

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After A Wild Party The Night Before, Both Husband And Wife Woke Up With Dreadful Hangovers!!! Last Night In The Garden, Was It You I Made Love To, Asked The Be...

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A Boy Pulled A Girl Into A Dark Room, Locked The Door, Put Off The Light, Pulled Her To The Bed, Dragged Her Into The Blanket, And Said, Howz Ma New Radiu...

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What Is The Definition Of Innocence? A Nun Working In A Condom Factory Thinking She's Making Sleeping Bags For Mice.

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Boy: Can I Touch Ur Software? Girl: First Show Me Ur Hardware ! Boy: Can I Install It In Ur System? Girl: 1st Cover It With An Antivirus Then Install.......

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H=- Sometimes There Are No Words To Describe How We Feel About Some People In This World.. But Thank God We Have A Middle Finger..!!...

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Boy:hi,baby Can I Open Your Basket Girl:but,it's Will Harm You, Because I Have Something Like Boys Boy:what,forgive Me Please Guess What And Reply If You...

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Love Is A Sensation That Is Caused By Temptation. A Boy Puts His Location In A Girls Destination. Do U Get My Explanation Or Do U Wanna Demonstration?...

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A Lady Requested The Doctori Really Do Not Want Children For A While To Enjoy The Life. What Should I Do? Doctor Said Well Then Take This Condom.? Lady Asked...

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One Day 14 Boys Decided 2 Propose A Girl 12 Boys Came With Rosesone Boy Camewith A 'ring'-that's Confidence.... ... ... ... .. Another Boy Wit A Condom-over Con...

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