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A Short Thing Its Get Longer As U Hold It Pass Between Womans Br3ast Enters Into A Small Hole What Is It? Ans. Cars Seat Belt U Dirty Mind :d...

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How To Teach Mathmatics To A Girl. 1st Add Lips 2nd Minus Clothes 3rd Divide Legs And Then Start Multiplication In The Sweetest Point.

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Kissing Is The Best Practice 4 Lips,it Keeps The Lipswet, Soft, Flexible And Reddish Pink,so Alwayz Keep Kissing Tosweet Children Only.

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Judge: You R Accused Of Rape, So Ur Fined Rs 11,461. Man: Mylord Why Exactly Rs.11,461 Judge: Rs.10000 For Rape, 4vat And 10.2 Entertainment Tax!...

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Boy In Very Romantic Mood: Darling, I Want To Be A Part Of Your Body Girlfriend: No Thanks, I Already Have An Ash Holee..

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Which Boy Has The Permission To Get Into A Girls' Bathroom And Touch Her Anywhere He Likes? Lifebuoy.

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Naughty Boy Draws A P*nis On A Black Board. Lady Teacher Rubs It Off. Next Day He Draws A Bigger One And Writes: Remember The More You Rub The Bigger It Gets!!...

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Guy : Two Times Two Is Four, Four Plus Five Is Nine, I Can Put Mine In Urs But You Cant Put Yours In Mine. Girl : Two Times Two Is Four, Four Plus Five Is Nin...

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H=- Ques: Why Do Boys Run Faster Than Girls ?? . . . . Think Like An Engineer. . . Answer: Because Boys Have A 2 Ball-bearing In Between Their Legs To Reduce Fr...

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Adult Man Eye Operation: After Operation Dr. Open His Nurse Bra And Said To Man..hey Do U See Now... Man:nothing Dr:open His Nurse Panty:do U See Now....?? Man...

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A Little Boy Went Shopping With His Mom And When She Began Trying Some Clothes On In The Fitting Room, He Remarked, Youve Got Big Balloons, Mum. Thats Not The R...

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A Short Thing Its Get Longer As U Hold It Pass Between Womans B****t Enters Into A Small Hole What Is It? Ans. Cars Seat Belt U Dirty Mind...

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Money Can Buy - A House Not Home, A Bed But Not Sleep, Medicine But Not Health, Money Is Dirty, Iit Only Cause Pain Suffering. So Send Me All Ur Money And Be...

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U R 100 Beautiful, U R 100 Lovely, U R 100 Sweet, U R 100 Nice, And U R 100 Stupid To Believe These Words......

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Teacher : Goss, Why Do You Always Get So Dirty? Goss : Well, I'm A Lot Closer To The Ground Than You Are.

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A Man Meets A Lady At A Bar And Says: Hi, What' Ur Name? She Replies: Carman, Coz I Like Cars I Like Men, What's Urs? Man Replies: Beer C*nt!...

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Advice Of A Dentist: Treat Your Girl Friend Like A Toothbrush. Dont Let Anybody Else Use It And Get A New One Every 3 Months!

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From The Moment I Saw U, I Wanted To Be Inside U, I Love Ur Smell, The Way Ur Tongue Feels, The Way U Tighten And Loosen Mmmmmmm......new Shoes!!!!!

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A Young Girl Went Into Confession And Told The Priest She Had Slept With 4 Different Men Over The Past Week! The Priest Said Buy Two Lemons And Suck Them!! Wi...

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. Catch Her By Her Waist . Bring Her Home . . Keep Ur Hand On Her Neck . Put Ur Lips On Her Lips . Have A Nice Drink..... . Coca-cola!!! ....

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What Is The Thing We Press Down But Goes Up Again.... ? ? Lolz It's Hand Pump... . But I Love The Way U Think.....

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H=- Sometimes There Are No Words To Describe How We Feel About Some People In This World.. But Thank God We Have A Middle Finger..!!...

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From The Moment I Saw U, I Wanted To Be Inside U, I Love Ur Smell, The Way Ur Tongue Feels, The Way U Tighten And Loosen Mmmmmmm......new Shoes!!!!!

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Yo Mama Is So Dirty That Sadaam Hussain Tries To Import Her Bathwater With Chemical Weapons

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Man Teases His Ex-wife's New Husband: So, Dude How Was The Second-hand Stuff? New Husband: Not Bad. After The First 3 Inches, She Was Brand New

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A Policeman Arrested A Prostitute In The Hospital Area Asked For Her Profession. Prostitute: I'm A Social Engineer. Policeman: What Do U Do? Prostitute: I Buil...

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Fool To Servant: Go And Water The Plants. Servant: It's Raining. Fool: So What Take An Umbrella And Go !!!

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Girl Lies There Stroking His Coc* After Great S*x He Smiles, Looks At Her And Asks Want Me To Fu*k You Again Baby? She Looks Up At Him And Says No Thanks, Jus...

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Katrina:oh Mom,i Can't,oh,i Get Wet Every Time ....because It Was.... ... .... .... Raining Then Boss Dirty Mind Always Think Dirty Boss...

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Teacher: How We Use The Light? Pupil: To Suck It? Teacher: Why Do You Say So? Pupil: Because Every Night, My Mother Says To My Father, Switch Off The Light, I...

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Adult Only ? I Want To Suck You Lick You Wanna Move My Tongue All Over You Wanna Feel You In My Mouth Yep, Thats How You Eat An Ice Cream!...

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Two Men Are Changing In The Dressing Rooms After Playing A Game Of Badminton. After Showering, 1 Of Them Puts On Bra And Panties. Heh, What's Gng On Here? Ask...

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Mummy, Mummy, What Are You Doing??? Exclaimed The Littleboy As He Walked Into The Bedroom To Find Her Sitting On Daddy.... Just Flattening Daddys Tummy, Mum R...

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Wife: My Hubby I Have, What He Calls-olympic S*x. Friend: Wow, Must Be A Terrific S*x Life? Wife: Not Really. It Only Happens Once In 4 Years.

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Looking Up Websites , I Found An Address That Sounded Interesting. I Clicked On The Link And Was Taken To A Site That Said, This Page Is Under Construction.i Lo...

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Dancing Together For The First Time, The Man Turned To His Partner And Said, My Dear, Do You Know The Minuet? Good Gracious, No, I Dont Even Know All The ...

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Q-whats Soft And Warm When You Go To Bed, But Hard And Stiff When You Wake Up? A-vomit ....dont Think Dirty!!!!

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A Beautiful Girl Goes To Professor Cabin And Say That I Will Do Anything To Pass In The Exams And Professor Says Now Open Your . . . . . . Books And Study....

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Collage Teacher:if Anyone Is Caught In The Girls Dorm Once Its A Fine Of $100 ... If They Are Caught Twice $250 And Three Costs $400! Random Male Studant: How ...

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Two Young Girls Talking Over The Garden Fence!! Honestly Fiona, My New Boyfriend's Got Submarine Hands. What Do You Mean???? You Never Know Where They Will Tu...

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