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Two Women Were Talking About A Date.. Heyy Stace, How Did Ur New Hot Date Go Last Night?? Ok, I Suppose, But I Dont Think I'll Be Gng Out Wid Him Again!! Why ...

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Research Shows Men R Fatter Than Women Coz Every Night Men Get Fresh Milk 2 Big Papayas, While Women Only Get 1 Banana, 2 Peanuts 1 Tea-spoon Of Starch!....

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Q. What Does A Dwarf Get If He Runs Through A Womans Legs ? A. A C**t Around The Ear And A Flap Across The Face....

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Boy: Can I Touch Ur Software? Girl: First Show Me Ur Hardware ! Boy: Can I Install It In Ur System? Girl: 1st Cover It With An Antivirus Then Install.......

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What Is Common Between A Girl's Legs N Amul Butter? Both Are Delicious When Spread.

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. . Wife:what Is 10 Years With Me? . Husband:a Second. . Wife:what Is $1000 For Me? . Husband:a Coin. Wife: Ok Give Me A Coin. . Husband:wait A Second...

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Titanic Was Sinking. Santa: How Much The Earth Is Far From Here? Banta: 1 Kilo Meter. Santa Jumped Into The Sea And Asked Again: ...in Which Direction? Banta: D...

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It's Okay To Look Back At The Trash You've Thrown Away.. But Never Pick It Up Again.. -it's Dirty..

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A Woman Calls Her Husband Into The Bedroom. Now Mike, I Want You To Take Off My Blouse! Good.. Now I Also Want You To Take Off My Bra. Good... Now Can You Take ...

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Fool To Servant: Go And Water The Plants. Servant: It's Raining. Fool: So What Take An Umbrella And Go !!!

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A Daughter Asked Her Mother How To Spell P***s, Her Mom Said You Should Have Asked Me Last Night It Was At The Tip Of My Tongue.

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Beauty Tip: If You Want To Protect Your Face From Dust, Sunrise And Other Such Things, Then Apply Master Paints Exterior Emulsion With 7 Years Guarantee!...

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Girl:- Oh Baby Harder, Harder,harder Boy:- Sorry I Cant Go Anymore Harder, We're Stuck Here.

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A Man Inserted An 'ad' In The Classifieds: 'wife Wanted' . Next Day He Received A Hundred Letters. They All Said The Same Thing: 'you Can Have Mine.'...

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A Young Blonde Girl Goes To The Doctor For A Physical. The Doctor Puts His Stethoscope Up To The Girl's Chest And Says, Big Breaths. The Girl Replies, Yeth And ...

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H=- U May Love A Girl Very Deeply.... . . . . . . . But U Cannot Express It Deeper Than 6-8 Inchs...!! Hahahahah!!!!...

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What Has A Slice Of Burnt Toast And A Pregnant Girlfriend Got In Common? In Both Cases You Wish You Took It Out A Few Seconds Earlier.

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Amitabh Bachan In Kbc . Question For 10 Lac To Sardar Jee . What Is The Colour Of Your Wifes Underwear? . Option 1 : White . Option 2 : Grey . Option 3 : Black ...

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A Girl Looked At Her P****y She Couldnt Resist And Started Touching It. . She Went Crazy And Rubbed It So Hard That . . Her Puss*y Said Meow And Ran Away !!!!...

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Ques: Why Do Boys Run Faster Than Girls? . . . . Think Like An Engineer. . . Answer: Because Boys Have A 2 Ball-bearings In Between Their Legs To Reduce Frict...

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Adult Man Eye Operation: After Operation Dr. Open His Nurse Bra And Said To Man..hey Do U See Now... Man:nothing Dr:open His Nurse Panty:do U See Now....?? Man...

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You Will Never Believe This, Johnny, Said The Simple Friend. My Wifes A Bit Backward. Why???? On Our Wedding Night She Put The Pillow Under Her A#*e Instead O...

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Why Don't They Have Any Toilet Paper In Pizza Restaurant? Because Its Finger Licking Good!

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When Zara Zara Touch Me...one Thing Touch Katrina's Everywhere Of Her Body Do You Know What Don't Think Naughty . . .. ... ... ... ... .. It's Her Dress Boss...

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Why Is S*x Similar To Shaving? Well, Because No Matter How Well U Do It Today, Tomorrow U Hav To Do It Again.

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Girlfriend To Boyfriend: Now It Is Time We Should Marry. Boyfriend: That's Ok, But Who Will Marry Us

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Catch Her By Her Waist Bring Her Home.. Keep Ur Hand On Her Neck Put Ur Lips On Her Lips Have A Nice Drink Pepsi

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. . A Recently Fired Stock Trader Said . This Is Worse Than Divorce . I Have Lost Everything And I Still Have My Wife...

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Fifa Has Decide That Girls Should Be Goal Keepers For The World Cup,because No Matter How Wide They Open ,they Never Let The Ball Go In.....

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Why Does A P***s Have A Hole In The End? So Men Can Be Open Minded.

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. . How Can You Tell When An Auto Mechanic Just Had S*x? One Of His Fingers Is Clean

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This His Has Been Declared As D Worlds Most Difficult Tongue Twister: The Sixth Sick Sheikhs Sixth Sheep Is Sick

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Wife: My Hubby I Have, What He Calls-olympic S*x. Friend: Wow, Must Be A Terrific S*x Life? Wife: Not Really. It Only Happens Once In 4 Years.

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Pop Pop Popsicle!! Ice Ice Icecicle!! Test Test..... Oh Wait :p

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Signboard Outside A Prostitute's House: Married Men Not Allowed. We Serve The Needy, Not The Greedy...

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A: Do You Want To Hear A Dirty Joke? B: Ok A: A White Horse Fell In The Mud.

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Dentist Didnt Get Erection On Wedding Night So He Used Finger. Wife: What's This? Nothing Honey, Just A Temporary Filling.

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What Kind Of Bees Produce Milk? Boobies

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Boy:what Is That U Keep In Ur Mouth Which Is 6 Long And Move It In And Out And Wait For A White Substance To Come Out? Girl: Y Do U Ask Such Question To Me....

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A N*k*d Girl Enters In A Taxi.... Suddenly Driver Got Shocked On Seeing Her..... Girl : What R U Looking At ??? Don't You Ever Seen A N*k*d Girl ??? Driver :...

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