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Dancing Together For The First Time, The Man Turned To His Partner And Said, My Dear, Do You Know The Minuet? Good Gracious, No, I Dont Even Know All The ...

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Let Me Kiss Ur Lips, Let Me Feel Ur Teeth, Let Me Feel Ur Tongue.smile! This Is Ur Friend Pepsodent Reminding You To Brush Ur Teeth, Twice A Day Everyday ...

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A Man Is Taking A Woman Home After Their First Date. When They Get To Her Door, He Asks If He Can Come Inside. Woman: Absolutely Not. I Never Ask A Guy To Come ...

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Why Do 90 Percent Of The Girls Have A Bigger Left B****t ? Because. 90 Percent Of The Boys Are Right Handed..

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My Heart Was Beating Fast!!! She Spread Her Legs Apart And When She Did I Felt No Shame As All At Once The White Stuff Came At Last It Was Finished Its All Ov...

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Q: What Do You Call A Cow In An Earthquake? A: A Milkshake!!!

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Which Sexual Position Produces The Ugliest Children? Ask Your Mom.

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This Week Is Bre*st Awareness Week. Spread The Slogan: We Stare Because We Care!

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One Guy Asks The Other: Hey, Have You Ever Gone To Bed With An Ugly Woman? The Second Guy: No, But I've Woken Up With A Few.

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Q-whats Soft And Warm When You Go To Bed, But Hard And Stiff When You Wake Up? A-vomit ....dont Think Dirty!!!!

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What Advice Does The Doctor Give To Sick Prostitutes? Stay Out Of Bed For Two Days.

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Newtowns 3 Law ! 1- A Hole Always Attract A Pole . 2- Length Of Pole Is Equal To Depth Of Hole . 3- Up Down Motion Releses Lotaion Wich Increases Population Wit...

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The Five Sizes Of P*nis: 1. Small, 2. Medium, 3. Large, 4. Oh My God!, And 5. Is That Available In White?

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A Prostitute Is Knocked Down By A Car And A Man Runs Over To Help Her. Are You Alright? He Asks. I Dont Know, She Replies. I Dont Think I Can See. Well, How...

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Officer: Madam Swimming Is Prohibited In This Lake. Lady: Then Why Dint You Tell Me When I Was Removing My Clothes? Officer: Well, That's Not Prohibited...

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Salman Has Hot Body But How .... ... He Do The Same Work That You Want To Do Everyday

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70 Ways To Make A Woman Happy: No. 1 Is Shopping The Rest Is '69'.

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Girl: Im Like A Radio,my Mouth Spkr,my Left B****t Tuner, Right 1 Volume. Man:can I Try?(touches D Breats)-no Sound. Girl:u Havent Plugged In Yet!,,,,,,,,,...

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Johnny Looked Around The Church And Turned To His Bestman, Saying, You Know Jack, Apart From My Wife-to-be's Two Sisters, There's Not A Woman In This Church...

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8 Qualities Of A Perfect Girlfriend 1)beautiful 2)intelligent 3)gentle 4)brave 5)optimists 6)obedient 7)bombshell 8)sporting In Conclusion, B.i.g.b....

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Man Teases His Ex-wife's New Husband: So, Dude How Was The Second-hand Stuff? New Husband: Not Bad. After The First 3 Inches, She Was Brand New

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What Is The Difference Between Oooh! And Aaah!? About Three Inches.

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Ever Wondered Why Women Wear Panties With Printed Flowers? . . . Its A Way Of Saying Come Please Water My Garden With Your Pipe!!!

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After A Wonderful Honeymoon Night, The New Husband Wakes To Find His Wife In Tears.... Darling, Whats Wrong??? Was It Too Much For You Last Night? Oh No, No, ...

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Strange Reality :) Sometimes People Are Nothing U Make Them Something And When They Become Something They Feel That U Are Nothing Strange But True... :(...

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A Man Meets A Lady At A Bar And Says: Hi, What' Ur Name? She Replies: Carman, Coz I Like Cars I Like Men, What's Urs? Man Replies: Beer C*nt!...

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. . . . How To Impress A Woman: Compliment Her, Kiss Her, Love Her, Tease Her, Protect Her, Listen To Her, Support Her. . . . How 2 Impress A Man: Show Up N***d...

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Condom Says To Whisper : Buddy Every Months U Stop My Business For One Week . . . . . Whisper Says : Ahh If U Make A Mistake One Time, I'll Loose My Business F...

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Cheap Attitude Of Girls: Wen A Boy Sends Dirty Sms She Laughs For 10 Mints, Fwds Dat To Her Frinds N Then Replies The Boy. I Dont Like Dat Kind Of Sms Ok?....

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Quote Of The Century : Prostituion Is The Only Industry Where Freshers Are Paid More Than The Experienced.

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What Is The Thing We Press Down But Goes Up Again.... ? ? Lolz It's Hand Pump... . But I Love The Way U Think.....

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. . If You Had A Donkey And I Had A Chicken And If Your Donkey Ate My Chicken What Will You Have? Three Feet Of My C*ck Up Your A*s. . ....

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The Moment I First Saw You, You Warmed My Heart, The Second Time You Made Little Flames And Now You Make My Heart Burn Like H**l !

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. . During Sexual Session The Girl Says:u R Like A Mobile Phone! . . Boy: Do I Vibrate A Lot? . . Girl:no, When U Get In 2 D Tunnel U Loose Network...

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Boy: Can I Touch Ur Software? Girl: First Show Me Ur Hardware ! Boy: Can I Install It In Ur System? Girl: 1st Cover It With An Antivirus Then Install.......

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1. Hi! I'm A Human Being! What Are You? 2. Did Your Parents Ever Ask You To Run Away From Home? 3. Calling You Stupid Would Be An Insult To Stupid People. 4....

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A Gorgeous Shapely Girl Was Lying N*k*d In A Hospital Bed.... Suddenly A Young Man Came In, Pulled Back The Sheet And Examined Her Closely. Whats The Verdict?...

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What Is White When Its Dirty And Black When Its Clean? A Blackboard!

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Two Ladies Talking To Each Other... . . Lady 1: How Come Your Husband Is Coming Home Early Now A Days? Lady 2: Bcoz I Have Started A New Rule. Lady 1: What I...

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A Banker Confused About Maths, Asks His Lady Secretary: If I Give U 3 Millions Deducting 17, How Much Would U Be Takin Off? Lady: Every Thing, Even My Panty.!...

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