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. A Young Man Asked Swamiji . Why Girls Desire More S*x Than Boys? . Swamiji: When You Put Finger In Your Ear Shake It, . Which Feels Better, Your Finger Or Ea...

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A Young Blonde Girl Goes To The Doctor For A Physical. The Doctor Puts His Stethoscope Up To The Girl's Chest And Says, Big Breaths. The Girl Replies, Yeth And ...

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A Girl Tells Her Doctor: I've Got A Bad Discharge. He Fingers Her Says Hows It Feel? Gal: Very Nice, But The Discharge Is In My Ear.

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. A Boy Goes 2 A Disco . His Mom Gets Angry Asks Him- Did U C Anything There That U R Nt Supposed To C? . Boy:yes . Mom: What? . Boy: I Saw Dad!...

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Having A Cold Drink On A Hot Day, With Few Friends Is Nice.. . . . . . . . . But . . . . . . . What About Having A Hot Friend, On A Cold Day After A Few Drinks...

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Guess What Boys........ There Is A Place You Can Touch A Woman That Will Drive Her Crazy.... Ans:her Heart!!!..dont Think Dirty...

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Peter Found His Wife Na*ed On Bed, Shouting Heart Attack While He Went To Call Ambulance,little Tim Said,uncle Tom Is Hiding Na*ed Under Bed. Peter Found Tom Na...

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S*x Is Like Math. You Add The Bed Subtract The Clothes Divide The Legs And Multipy

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I Luv The Way It Rubs Aganst The Soft Pink Flesh Creating Creamy Fomy Liquid, As It Trust In And Out Up Down, Cant Wait Till Nxt Time My Toothbrush...

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Two Eggs Boiling In A Pan, One Male And One Female. The Female Egg Says Look, I've Got A Crack No Good Telling Me Replies The Male Egg I'm Not Hard Yet...

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. . A Recently Fired Stock Trader Said . This Is Worse Than Divorce . I Have Lost Everything And I Still Have My Wife...

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Tension Is When Wife Is Pregnant! Terror: When Girlfriend Is Pregnant! Horror: When Both R Pregnant! Tragedy: When U R Not Responsible 4 Both!...

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. . Love+ship= Titanic . . Dinosar+forest= Jurasic Park . . Arnold+gun= Terminator . . U+ur Smile= The Mummy Returns...

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A Woman Married A One Legged Man. She Wrote To Her Mother: My Husband Only Has One Foot. Her Mother Replied: You Are Lucky, Your Papa Has Only 5 Inches....

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Man Says To His Wife: Let Me Take A Picture Of Your Br**sts, Than I Can Always Look At Them . Wife: Let Me Take A Picture Of You Pe*is, I Will Have It Enlarg...

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Girl: Don't Kiss Me Baby ? Boy: Why? Girl: Because Bad Smell Is Coming From Ur Mouth

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Oh...katrina You Are Cuty Lots Of Beauty And So Hotty Like You Naughty If You At Nighty Not With Ti...

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....... Text Written On A Girl Top!!!! * Touch Here If U Dare * Can Make Boneless Things Hard * More Enjoyment Per Liter * Weapons Of Mass Destr...

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Q: What's Difference Between Cricketers N Condoms? A: Cricketers Drop The Catches N Condoms Catch The Drops!

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Baniya Gave Matrimonial Ad For His Daughter, Working At A Call Centre: Wanted A Suitable Match For Chandigarh's Highest Paid Call Girl

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A Man In A Hotel Accidentally Bumps Into A Woman Beside Him And,his Elbow Goes Into Her B****t The Man Turns To Her And Says, If Your Heart Is As Soft As Your ...

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Two Women Were Watching A Film In The Cinema When One Turns To The Other In Surprise. You're Not Going To Believe This, Marry, But The Man Sitting Next To Me ...

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Salman Has Hot Body But How .... ... He Do The Same Work That You Want To Do Everyday

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There Are Two Brothers, Sharing A Bunk Bed Big Brother Says, Me And My Girl Friend Are Makin Sandwiches. The Little Brother Hears The Girlfriend Laughing Litt...

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Which Sexual Position Produces The Ugliest Children? Ask Your Mom.

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Always Start Your Day With A Lot Of S E X 1. S-mile 2. E-nergy 3. X-citement So Make S*x A Daily Habit, You Always Be Smiling!...

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Management Student Kisses A Girl Girl - Whats Is This .? Boy- Its Called Direct Marketing Girl Slaps D Boy.. Boy - What Is This?? Girl This Is Customer Feed ...

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H=- A Man Alone On An Island. Decides 2 Build A Wooden Boat.. Suddenly A Girl Cums Man Uses That Wood 2 Make A Bed.. Moral A Hole Can Change Your Goal.. Haha...

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One Day An Elephant Walks Up To A Camel And Asks, Why Do You Have Two Bxxbs On Your Back? The Camel Replies, Thats A Pretty Funny Question Coming From Someo...

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. . Wife:what Is 10 Years With Me? . Husband:a Second. . Wife:what Is $1000 For Me? . Husband:a Coin. Wife: Ok Give Me A Coin. . Husband:wait A Second...

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Two Young Girls Talking Over The Garden Fence!! Honestly Fiona, My New Boyfriend's Got Submarine Hands. What Do You Mean???? You Never Know Where They Will Tu...

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A Daughter Asked Her Mother How To Spell P***s, Her Mom Said You Should Have Asked Me Last Night It Was At The Tip Of My Tongue.

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Hello! What's Wrong With Your Mobile Tried So Many Times But It Says The Subscriber Your Are Trying To Reach Is In Your Heart!!

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My Wife And I Have The Secret To Making A Marriage Last. Two Times A Week, We Go To A Nice Restaurant, A Little Wine, Good Food... She Goes Tuesdays, I Go F...

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Johnny Was Looking For His Mate Bob Cox And Thought He Might Be Having His Hair Cut. He Popped His Head Round The Barber Shop Door And Called Out, Bob Cox In...

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. . Definition Of A Adult . . . . Adult: A Person Who Has Stopped Growing At Both Ends And Is Now Growing In The Middle...

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. . Interviewer What Is The Recession ???? . Candidate : When Wine And Women Replaced By Water And Wife , . That Critical Stage Of Life Is Called Recession :...

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. . How Can You Tell When An Auto Mechanic Just Had S*x? One Of His Fingers Is Clean

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It's Okay To Look Back At The Trash You've Thrown Away.. But Never Pick It Up Again.. -it's Dirty..

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A Woman Likes To Have Four Animals In The House: A Jaguar In Front Of The Doorway, A Fox In The Closet, A Bull In Bed, And A Numbskulll To Pay For This All....

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