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Kiss Me, My Lips Are On Fire. And You, My Friend Are The Object Of My Secret Desire.

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Stand Up Now Quickly Go 2 The Window Look At The Sky U See That Big Star? I Sent It 4 U 2 Tell U I Miss U...

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Just B4 Landing Clinton's Air Craft Pilot Announcd: Mr. President, We R About 2 Land.so Plz Return The Air Hostess To Her Upright Position...

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Boys Are Cheaters Boys Are Fake Lousy Lies Are All They Make You'll See No Bounds On What They Can Do Coz Boys These Days Get Boyfriends Too...

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Wife: I Dreamed Last Night You Teached Me Driving Then I Got The License Then You Bought Me A Nice Car Hasband: Sleep Again Maybe You Dream Ur Self Drivi...

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Abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz . . . . From This 1 Is Missing . . . . . Trying To Read It Again There Is No 1 In Alphabets...

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Death Is Not The Greatest Loss In Life The Greatest Loss Of Life Is When Relationship Dies Among Us While We R Alive So B Strong In Your Relations....

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Most Touching Lines Just Before Death. . Don't Burn Me Immediately After My Death. My Friends Have Habit Of Coming Late.

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Rey Likes To Drive Fast. One Time He Meets With An Accident. When He Wakes Up He Moans, Where Am I? Room 315. A Nurse Answers. Is This A Hospital Or A Prison?...

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Always Remember...no Matter How Bad You Are...you Cant Be Useless....you Can Always Use As A Bad Example.....

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I Loved The Way You Lookd At Me. I Love The Way You Held Me. I Loved The Way You Tlkd To Me. But Most Of All( I Loved The Way You Loved Me!

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What Is Extreme Limit Of Stupidity?? . . ...... . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 2 Sitting In A Rickshaw And Fighting 4 A Window Seat!!!

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An Aeroplane Asks A Rocket How Is That You Can Fly So Fast? The Rocket Replies You Will Know The Pain When They Put Fire At Your Back!

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A Tata's Twenty-two Wheeler Huge Truck Once Met An Accident Against Rajnikant.......since Then...its Called Tata Nano......

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I Wrote Your Name In The Sky, But The Wind Blew It Away. I Wrote Your Name In The Sand, But The Water Washed It Away. I Wrote Your Name In My Heart, And Fore...

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Q. What Is The Difference Between The Manchester United Goalkeeper And A Taxi Driver? Ans- The Taxi Driver Will Only Let In 4 At A Time.

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Try This Its Interesting Think About A No Between 10 - 50 Now +5 -8 +17 Now Write That On A Paper Fold It,make A Plane It Will Fly At Amazing Speeds . . .. :...

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Friendship Is Like A Mark On A Stone.. Which Can Never B Erased.. But When Sum1 Tries 2 Rub A Stone Erase It. The Fire Produced Can Burn Anyone.......

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The One Who Likes U Most, Sometime Hurts U. But Again He Is Only The One Who Feels Your Pain.

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Dear Customer, You Are Requested To Switch . . . Off Your Mobile To Avoid Any Burn Injuries. . . . As The Sender Of This Msg Is A D**n Hot Personality...

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Born With The Personality Is An Accident, But To Die As A 'personality Is An Achievement.. Achieve The Best In Your Life Good Morning

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Once Rajinikanth Was Standing On His Balcony With A Silver Coin But The Coin Slipped From His Hands And It Fell Away... Rajinikanth On Reaching The Ground Searc...

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I Just Saved A Bunch Of Money On Car Insurance By Switching......my Car Into Reverse And Driving Away From The Accident

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First Our Pleasures Die - And Then Our Hopes, And Then Our Fears - And When These Are Dead, The Debt Is Due Dust Claims Dust - And We Die Too...

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Friendship Is Like A Mark On A Stone.. Which Can Never B Erased.. But When Sum1 Tries 2 Rub A Stone Erase It. The Fire Produced Can Burn Anyone....

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An I Have A Pictures Of Yours? . . . . . . . . . . . . Actually, The Thing Is That I Have Started A New Hobby.collecting Photography Of “natural...

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Compromising Does Not Mean You Are Wrong And Your Wifeis Right,it Only Means That The Safety Of Your Headis Much More Than Your Ego !

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Frndship Isnt Abt Its Ur Fault Its Abt I M Sory It Isnt Abt Where R U Its Abt I M Here 4 U It Isnt Abt How Cud U Its Abt I Understand...

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Frnz R Like A Gas In The A*s,some R Loud,some R Silent,some R Boisterous And Some R Noisy,but However They R,they Bring Lot Of Relief...

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Sardar's Dad Died... And He Was Crying After 5 Min Sardar Cries Louder Friend: Wut Happened Now ?? Sardar: My Sister Just Called Me (her Dad Also Di...

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I Think Drinking And Driving Is Terrible. You Always Spill It When You Change Gears.........

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Tha Nhs Regrets To Inforn You That Your Birth Was An Accident. Please Report To The Nearest Hospital To Be Put Down. We Apologize For Any Inconvenience.

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Heart Is Like A Crystal, Preserve It! Love Is Like Perfume, Spread It! Feeling Are Like Flood, Flow It! Friendship Is Like An Umbrella, Come Lets Share It!...

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In Certain Trying Circumstances, Urgent Circumstances, Desperate Circumstances, Profanity Furnishes A Relief Denied Even To Prayer.

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Bra And Bar Both Have Same Alphabets. Both Are Drinking Zones. Both Have Restricted Time Of Opening And Closing. But When Opened, Both Make Man Crazy...

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It's Hard For Two People To Love Each Other When They Live In Two Different Worlds. But When These Two Worlds Collide And Become One, That's What You Call You A...

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What Some Boys Like Boys And Girls Like To Be Safe And Secure And They Like Each Other

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You Can Fall From The Sky,you Can Fall From The Trees,you Can Fall From A Cliff But The Best Way To Fall Is To Fall In Love With Me.

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Heart Touching Lines By Chain Smoker: I Trust Cigarates More Than Girls. Because, I'm Ready To Damage My Lungs But Not My Heart..

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