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Kiss Me, My Lips Are On Fire. And You, My Friend Are The Object Of My Secret Desire.

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Holding On To Anger Is Like Grasping A Hot Coal With The Intent Of Throwing It At Someone Else; You Are The One Who Gets Burned.

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Last Night Was My Fault, My Wife Asked, “what’s On The Tv?” And ….. I Said, “dust!”

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I Got Into A Car Accident Today, The Other Driver Was A Midget. When He Got Out Of The Car, He Said I'm Not Happy! So I Said, Which Dwarf Are You Then?

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In The Bridge Of Friendship, When You Are Lonely And Alone, Cross This Bridge And I'll Be Waiting For You At The Other Side. If You Are Afraid, Just Call Me An...

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Once Upon A Memory Someone Wiped Away A Tear Held Me Close And Loved Me, Thank You, Dear Mother .

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Pledge Of Boys In Prayer: India Is My Nation, Girls R My Destination, Dating Is My Passion,and Wht D H**l Is Ths Education.

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3 Feelings What Is The Diference B/w Stress,tension Panic? Stress Is When Wife Is Pregnant, Tension Is When Girlfriend Is Pregnant Panic Is When Both R Pr...

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Touching Lines Just B4 Death"dnt Burn Me Immediately After My Death,my Frnds Hav A Habit Of Comin Late."

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Facebook Founder Mark Zuckerberg Has Been Hospitalised With Serious Injuries...why ?........rajnikanth Poked Him On Facebook !!...

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Message:some Text Missing* Sender:name Missing* *number Missing *sent:date Missing *missing U A Lot Thats Y Everything Is Missing....

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Warning Warning ! Stay Away ! It's Coming ! It Entered The Town ! You Know What Is It ?! A Big Kiss From Me To You. Emwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah....

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I Belong To You, And The Fire From My Heart Is Burning Just For You My Love...i Love You So Much That I Can Hardly Breath Without You But The Blames Of Love Giv...

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A Relationship Is A Two Way Street. It's Never All Your Fault Or The Other Persons. You Go Into The Relationship Together And Work Through It All Together....

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Facebook Founder Mark Zuckerberg Has Been Hospitalised With Serious Injuries...why ?........rajnikanth Poked Him On Facebook !!...

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Q. What Is The Difference Between The Manchester United Goalkeeper And A Taxi Driver? Ans- The Taxi Driver Will Only Let In 4 At A Time.

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Accident Do Happen... I Slip, I Trip, I Stumble, I Fall, N Usually I Dnt Care At All But Now I Dnt Knw Wot 2 Do Coz, I Slipped N Fell In Love Wid U.......

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I Think Drinking And Driving Is Terrible. You Always Spill It When You Change Gears.........

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Accident Do Happen. I Slip , I Trip, I Stumble And I Fall Usually I Don't Mind It All... But Now I Don't Know What To Do Because I Slipped And Fall In Love Wit...

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Difference Between Good Bad Girls Good Girls Loosen A Few Butons When Its Hot, Bad Girls Make It Hot By Losseing A Few Buttons!...

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Final Warning- Enough Is Enough...!!! No More Rajnikant Jokes..!!! He Has Felt So Bad That He Started Crying Now... And I Cant Take This Rains In Decem...

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A Tata's Twenty-two Wheeler Huge Truck Once Met An Accident Against Rajnikant.......since Then...its Called Tata Nano......

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Boys, Boys, Boys, We Like Boys In Cars Boys, Boys, Boys, Buy Us Drinks In Bars Boys, Boys, Boys With Hairspray And Denim And Boys, Boys, Boys, We Love Them, We ...

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Friendship Is A Mercury Drop... If Its Dropped... Impossible To Recollect... So Don't Drop Your Friends.! Stay In...

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What's The Difference Between Stress, Tension Panic? Stress Is When Wife Is Pregnant, Tension Is When G/f Is Pregnant Panic Is When Both R Pregnant.

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Sardar Ji: Why Have You Increased Speed Of Car? Laloo: Break Has Failed. We Should Reach Home Before Accident...

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Why Do Boys Walk Faster Than Girls And Girls Talk More Than Boys Because . . . . . . . . . . Boys Have An Extra Leg. . . And . . Girls Have ...

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Something Expected Is Called An Incident.. Something Unexpected Is An Accident.. Ur An Accident In My Life, Which Is D Ever Best Incident In My Life..

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Passion Running Trough My Veins, Trembling, Waiting, Reason Is Fading. Overpowering Desire Sets My Skin On Fire!

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Nobody Teaches Volcanoes To Erupt, Tsunamis To Devastate, Hurricanes To Sway Around No One Teaches How To Choose A Wife, Natural Disasters Just Happen....

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Stupid Flirtings May Lead To Infatuations. Then Suddenly Into A Major Disaster.

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A Tata's Twenty-two Wheeler Huge Truck Once Met An Accident Against Rajnikant.......since Then...its Called Tata Nano......

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S*x Is Like A Restaurant Sometimes U Get Good Service, Sometimes Bad Service, Sometimes No Service Many Times U Have To Be Happy With Self Service......

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Two Days Of Powercut In Delhi Had Made Life Miserable. Worst Affected Was Delhi Metro Station Where Families Of Santa & Banta Were Struck For 48 Hrs On Es...

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Instead Of Thinking About What You Are Missing. Sometimes It Is Good To Think About What You Have That Many Are Missing.

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Frndship Is Not Finding Gold Or Silver Amg D Rocks Of Life.... It Is Aceptng Each Other As Coal Until Diamonds Are Formed With Time...

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Which Is D Painful Way Of Death? Poison Murder Accident! Tsunami D Nt Worry Itz Simple.. Just Luv A Girl Sincerly...

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Good Boys/girls Blush During Naughty Scenes In Movies.... Bad Boys/girls Smile Because They Know They Can Do Better.... Stop Smiling Now... :-)...

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Govt. Has Passed A New Rule..... Beautiful Girls Handsome Boys Have To Pay Tax.. Why R U Smiling U Escaped But Think About Me......

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A French Husband Was Returning Home After Cremating His Wife. He Sees Heavy Lightning And Thunderstorm In The Sky. Husband Thinks: She Must Have Reached Ther...

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