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Kiss Me, My Lips Are On Fire. And You, My Friend Are The Object Of My Secret Desire.

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One Man Calls Emergency: - Come Immediately, My Little Son Has Swallowed A Condom! After Five Minutes, The Same Man Calls Back: - It Is Ok, I Found Another One....

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Y Smile + My Joy + My Pleasure + My Life + My Relief + My Honour + My Pride = Your 1 Sms. Now Think...the Value Of Ur Msg.. So Keep Msging Me..good Aft....... ...

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May Allah Flood Your Life With Happiness On This Occasion, Ur Heart With Love, Ur Soul With Spirtual, Ur Mind With Wisdom, Wishing U A Very Happy Eid Mubari...

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Friendship Is Like A Mark On A Stone.. Which Can Never B Erased.. But When Sum1 Tries 2 Rub A Stone To Erase It. The Fire Produced Can Burn Anyone....

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Heart Touching Lines By Chain Smoker: I Trust Cigarates More Than Girls. Because, I'm Ready To Damage My Lungs But Not My Heart..

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What's The Difference Between Stress, Tension Panic? Stress Is When Wife Is Pregnant, Tension Is When G/f Is Pregnant Panic Is When Both R Pregnant.

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Only 842 Girls Are Left For Every 1000 Boys....save Girls,we Can Save The Tigers Later...!!!!

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If We Realize A Problem, But If We R Not A Part Of Solution ..... Then We R The 1st Problem...

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._i__i_, (_£___=------/ ._i__i_, -------- ,----=____/7 (_£___=------/ ._i__i_, Do I Have Permission To Make An Emergency Landing In Your Bedroom Tonight!...

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Last Night Was My Fault, My Wife Asked, “what’s On The Tv?” And ….. I Said, “dust!”

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A Blonde And A Brunette Both Jumped Off A Cliff At The Same Time. Which Made It To The Ground First? The Brunette Because The Blonde Had To Stop And Ask For Di...

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Nobody Teaches Volcanoes To Erupt, Tsunamis To Devastate, Hurricanes To Sway Around No One Teaches How To Choose A Wife, Natural Disasters Just Happen....

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Height Of Laziness: A Guy Lying On A Girl And Waiting For An Earthquake To Do The Rest.

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A French Husband Was Returning Home After Cremating His Wife. He Sees Heavy Lightning And Thunderstorm In The Sky. Husband Thinks: She Must Have Reached Ther...

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._i__i_, (_£___=------/ ._i__i_, -------- ,----=____/7 (_£___=------/ ._i__i_, Do I Have Permission To Make An Emergency Landing In Your Bedroom Toni...

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Once Their Was A Mirror That Killed Everyone Who Lied. French : I Think I Don't Smoke(died) American : I Think I Love My Wife (died) Indian Engineering Student ...

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Frndship Is Not Finding Gold Or Silver Amg D Rocks Of Life.... It Is Aceptng Each Other As Coal Until Diamonds Are Formed With Time...

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Friendship Is Delicate As A Glass, Once Broken It Can Be Fixed But There Will Always Be Cracks

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Boys Are Cheaters Boys Are Fake ...lousy Lies Are All They Make. You'll See No Bounds, On What Boys Do ...'coz Boys These Days, Get Boyfriends Too! Oh Yeah!...

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Attention: Loading The Babe Meter.. 5 17 26 57 78 99 100 Complete Processing Data.....

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Fact Of Life - Poor Man Runs 4his Daily Food, While A Rich Man Runs 2digest His Daily Food.. What A World.... ! Gud Evenin... !!

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Always Remember...no Matter How Bad You Are...you Cant Be Useless....you Can Always Use As A Bad Example.....

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Friendship Is Delicate As A Glass, Once Broken It Can Be Fixed But There Will Always Be Cracks.

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There Is A Big Ship There Is A Smallship But Ther Is No Ship Bigger Then Friend Ship

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I Loved The Way You Lookd At Me. I Love The Way You Held Me. I Loved The Way You Tlkd To Me. But Most Of All( I Loved The Way You Loved Me!

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Facebook Founder Mark Zuckerberg Has Been Hospitalised With Serious Injuries...why ?........rajnikanth Poked Him On Facebook !!...

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Friendship Is Like A Mark On A Stone.. Which Can Never B Erased.. But When Sum1 Tries 2 Rub A Stone Erase It. The Fire Produced Can Burn Anyone...

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Balu's Dad Died And He Was Crying. After 5mins Cried Louder. His Frnd What Happnd Now?my Sister Jst Called Me.her Dad Also Died:-)

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If Love Gets Broken, You Can Look For A New One. If Glass Gets Broken, You Can Always Buy A New One. But If Friendship Gets Broken You Can Never Have The Same...

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The Best 2 Jokes In Belgium: Why Do Ducks... .have Webbed Feet? To Stamp Out Fires. Why Do Elephants Have Flat Feet? To Stamp Out Burning Ducks...

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Just B4 Landing Clinton's Air Craft Pilot Announcd: Mr. President, We R About 2 Land.so Plz Return The Air Hostess To Her Upright Position...

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Friendship Is Not Finding Gold Or Silver Among Rocks Of Life . It Is Accepting Each Other As Coal Till Diamonds Are Formed Through Time......

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Love Is A Fire. But Whether It Is Going To Warm Your Heart Or Burn Down Your House, You Can Never Tel

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Accidents Do Happen. I Slip- I Trip- I Stumble- I Fall & Usually I Dont Care At All.but Now I Dont Know What To Do Coz I Slipped And Fell In Love With U…....

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Wife: I Dreamed Last Night You Teached Me Driving Then I Got The License Then You Bought Me A Nice Car Hasband: Sleep Again Maybe You Dream Ur Self Drivi...

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Husband Wanted To Call The Hospital To Ask About His Pregnant Wife,but Accident Called The Cricket Stadium.he Asks, Hows The Situation? He Was Shocked Nearly Di...

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Friendship Is A Mercury Drop... If Its Dropped... Impossible To Recollect... So Don't Drop Your Friends.! Stay In....

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Unmarried Girl Got Pregnent,went To Insurance Office For Claim. Officer: Ur Policy Covers Sickness,accident Not Pregnancy Girl : It Was An Accident....

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First Kid: Once When I Was Playing On A Road, A Speeding Bike Hit Me And I Fell Down On The Earth Unconsciously. Second Kid: Oh My God! Did You Survive That A...

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