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Kiss Me, My Lips Are On Fire. And You, My Friend Are The Object Of My Secret Desire.

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When You're Sitting On The Upstairs Floor, Are You Sitting On The Downstairs Ceiling ?

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Worst Excuse For Not Turning In Homework: I Couldn't Find Anyone To Copy It From.

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Sardarji His Wife Going To City In Auto. Driver Adjusted Miror. Sardarji Shouted You Are Seeing My Wife. Go Sit Back. I Will Drive Auto.....

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I Didnt Have To Look To Know Who It Was This Was A Voice I Would Know Anywhere Know, And Respond To, Whether I Was Awake Or Asleep Or Even Dead, Id Bet. The V...

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_i__i_, (____=------/ ._i__i_, -------- ,----=____/7 (____=------/ ._i__i_, Di I Have Permission To Make An Emergency Landing In Your Bedroom Tonig...

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Friendship Is Not Finding Gold Or Silver Among Rocks Of Life . It Is Accepting Each Other As Coal Till Diamonds Are Formed Through Time......

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Frndship Is Not Finding Gold Or Silver Amg D Rocks Of Life.... It Is Aceptng Each Other As Coal Until Diamonds Are Formed With Time...

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2 Sardars Lookin At An Egyptian Mummy.sardar1:look So Many Bandages, Pakka Truck Accident Case Hai.sardar2: Aaho, Truck Number Bhi Likha Hay, Bc-1760...

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Cool Teenage Martian: I Was At A Party On Mercury Last Night. His Friend: Was It Any Good? Cool Teenage Martian: No! It Was Really Boring. His Friend: How Co...

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Most Touching Lines Just Before Death. . Don't Burn Me Immediately After My Death. My Friends Have Habit Of Coming Late.

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Sardar Ji: Why Have You Increased Speed Of Car? Laloo: Break Has Failed. We Should Reach Home Before Accident.

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Difference Between Rain In India And Usa : In Usa, After Rain, The Water Disappears In 5 Mins.... In India, After Rain, The Road Disappears In 5 Mins!!!!......

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Facebook Founder Mark Zukerberg Has Been Hospitalised With Serious Injuries ...!!!! Why? Rajnikanth Poked Him On Facebook...

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I Think Drinking And Driving Is Terrible. You Always Spill It When You Change Gears.........

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3 Feelings What Is The Diference B/w Stress,tension Panic? Stress Is When Wife Is Pregnant, Tension Is When Girlfriend Is Pregnant Panic Is When Both R Pr...

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Why Do Boys Walk Faster Than Girls And Girls Talk More Than Boys Because . . . . . . . . . . Boys Have An Extra Leg. . . And . . Girls Have ...

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First Case Of Viagra Overdose Reported... . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . The Man Died And They Couldn't Close The Coffin.......:-d

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Love Is A Fire. But Whether It Is Going To Warm Your Heart Or Burn Down Your House, You Can Never Tel

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He Looked At Me And Said Baby, I Promise I'll Never Hurt You On Purpose I Looked Right Back At Him And Said Accidents Happen..

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Question: What Is More Horrible Than Ten Dead People In One Garbage Can? Answer: One Dead Person In Ten Garbage Cans!

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Having A Crush Is Like A Cigar.. It Starts Wid Fire.. Continues Wid Smoke.. Dies In Ashes But Who Cares? We R Chain Smokers! -)...

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Santa: In All Aids Ads, They Talk Of Safe S*x. What Is Safe S*x? Banta: Oye, Safe S*x Is When Wife Is Out Of Town!

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The Worst Way To Miss Someone Is To Be Sitting Right Beside Them Knowing You Can't Have Them.

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After An Emotional Hug Girl Whisphers To Boys If You Hug Me Once More Time Like That, I Shall Be Yours Forever. Boy: Thanks For Warning

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On A Ship Captain To A Girl: If You Don't Sleep With Me, I'll Sink The Ship. Later She Sms Her Husband: You Must Be Proud Of Me, I Save 600 Passengers 9 Times ...

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Compromising Does Not Mean You Are Wrong And Your Wifeis Right,it Only Means That The Safety Of Your Headis Much More Than Your Ego !

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Unmarried Girl Got Pregnent,went To Insurance Office For Claim. Officer: Ur Policy Covers Sickness,accident Not Pregnancy Girl : It Was An Accident....

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Girls Policy 2010 Fraud With Innocent Boys! Fun With Handsome Boys! Friendship With Smart Boys!! Love With Faithful Boys!!! Marriage With Rich Boys!!...

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Wife: I Dreamed Last Night You Teached Me Driving Then I Got The License Then You Bought Me A Nice Car Hasband: Sleep Again Maybe You Dream Ur Self Drivi...

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Why You're Lookin' Like That I'm Burning Like Fire I Wanna Be Higher Just Let Me Know Why You're Lookin' Like That You're Driving Me Crazy You're Lookn' Amazng...

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Where R U? U R U Not Replying? I M Worried Coz Todays Paper I Read That Due 2 Thunder A Monkey Has Been Severely Injured. So If U R Safe, Sms Me Immediately.

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Friendship Is Like A Mercury Drop. If Its Dropped... Impossible To Recollect... So, Don't Drop Your Friends. Stay In Touch.

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I Loved The Way You Lookd At Me. I Love The Way You Held Me. I Loved The Way You Tlkd To Me. But Most Of All( I Loved The Way You Loved Me!

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To Avoid Condom Related Accident Use 2 Condoms With Chilli Powder In Between Them If Outer Breaks She Will Know And If Inner One Breaks You Will Know!

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I Belong To You, And The Fire From My Heart Is Burning Just For You My Love...i Love You So Much That I Can Hardly Breath Without You But The Blames Of Love Giv...

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Sardarji & His Wife Going To City In Auto. Driver Adjusted Miror. Sardarji Shouted You Are Seeing My Wife.go & Sit Back. I Will Drive Auto…:d...

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Son: Why Do Barbers Become Good Drivers? Father: Because They Know All The Short Cuts..

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Once Hijackers Hijacked A Kingfisher Plane And Instruct All Air Hostess To Lay Down On Floor Removing Their Uniform... . . . An Air-hostess Asked..sir, Is This...

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Friendship Is A Mercury Drop... If Its Dropped... Impossible To Recollect... So Don't Drop Your Friends.! Stay In Touch...

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