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Unmarried Girl Got Pregnant, Went To Insurance Office For Claim. Officer :- Ur Policy Covers Sickness, Accident Not Pregnancy ! Girl :- It Was Accident....

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Each One Of Us Has A Fire In Our Heart For Something. It's Our Goal In Life To Find It And To Keep It Fit

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Serious Relationship Is Not Something Anyone Should Really Be Actively Looking For. Because Sometimes, The Best Relationship Happen By Accident.

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Having A Crush Is Like A Cigar.. It Starts Wid Fire.. Continues Wid Smoke.. Dies In Ashes But Who Cares? We R Chain Smokers! -)...

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Doubt That The Stars Are Fire, Doubt That The Sun Doth Move, Doubt Truth To Be A Liar, But Never Doubt I Love.

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_'::::::::'=._,/i___ '_,_____________/ Although It Was A Big Ship, But It 'sunk', So The Best Ship Is Still Friendship.

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Friendship Is Like A Mark On A Stone.. Which Can Never B Erased.. But When Sum1 Tries 2 Rub A Stone Erase It. The Fire Produced Can Burn Anyone................

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Don't Guess A Person's Character On His Present Situation. Bcoz, Time Has The Power To Change An Ordinary Coal Into A Precious Diamond....gud Evng. . .

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A Tata's Twenty-two Wheeler Huge Truck Once Met An Accident Against Rajnikant.......since Then...its Called Tata Nano......

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Balu's Dad Died And He Was Crying. After 5mins Cried Louder. His Frnd What Happnd Now?my Sister Jst Called Me.her Dad Also Died:-)

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If Love Gets Broken, You Can Look For A New One. If Glass Gets Broken, You Can Always Buy A New One. But If Friendship Gets Broken You Can Never Have The Same...

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I Always Felt That The Great High Privilege, Relief And Comfort Of Friendship Was That One Had To Explain Nothing.

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Sardar's Wish : When I Die,i Wanna Die Like My Grandpa Who Died Peacefully In His Sleep Not Screaming Like All The Passengers In The Car When He Was Driving..

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A Beggar’s Brother Died,but The Man Who Died Had No Brotherhow Could This Be…?answers :-the Beggar Was A Female

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. . Ladies Hostel Caught Fire . . It Took 1 Hour To Bring The Fire Under Control .. . Another 3 Hrs 2 Bring D Firemen Under Control...

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Love Is A Fire. But Whether It Is Going To Warm Your Heart Or Burn Down Your House, You Can Never Tel

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I Didnt Have To Look To Know Who It Was This Was A Voice I Would Know Anywhere Know, And Respond To, Whether I Was Awake Or Asleep Or Even Dead, Id Bet. The V...

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Wife: I Dreamed Last Night You Teached Me Driving Then I Got The License Then You Bought Me A Nice Car Hasband: Sleep Again Maybe You Dream Ur Self Drivi...

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A Sardarji Photographer Is Focusinga Dead Body’s Face In A Funeral Function,suddenly All Dead Persons Relatives Beat Him.why? He Said “smile Please”...

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What Is Extreme Limit Of Stupidity?? . . ...... . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 2 Sitting In A Rickshaw And Fighting 4 A Window Seat!!!

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He Looked At Me And Said Baby, I Promise I'll Never Hurt You On Purpose I Looked Right Back At Him And Said Accidents Happen..

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Son: Why Do Barbers Become Good Drivers? Father: Because They Know All The Short Cuts..

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The Teacher Asks Carl, Can You Name Three Things That Did Not Exist 50 Years Ago? A Computer. Right! Satellites. Correct! And ................me ..................

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Most Touching Lines Just Before Death. . Don't Burn Me Immediately After My Death. My Friends Have Habit Of Coming Late.

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A French Husband Was Returning Home After Cremating His Wife. He Sees Heavy Lightning And Thunderstorm In The Sky. Husband Thinks: She Must Have Reached Ther...

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Judge: You Want To Divorce Your Husband For Threatening You With A Deadly Weapon? Wife: No Your Honor I Am Divorcing Him For Threatening Of Every Night With Dea...

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Kissing At The Top, Holding At The Middle Fire At The Bottom! Do You Know The Answer? What? Huh.. Dont Think Dirty.. Its A.. Cigarette!...

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Unmarried Girl Got Pregnant, Went To Insurance Office For Claim. Officer: Your Policy Covers Sickness, Accident Not Pregnancy ! Girl: It Was Accident. :-...

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The Worst Way To Miss Someone Is To Be Sitting Right Beside Them Knowing You Can't Have Them.

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Avoidance Is The Best Punishment You Can Give To Your Loved Ones.. And It Is The Most Painful Experience U Can Recieve From Your Loved Ones.-)...

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Y Smile + My Joy + My Pleasure + My Life + My Relief + My Honour + My Pride = Your 1 Sms. Now Think...the Value Of Ur Msg.. So Keep Msging Me..good Aft....... ...

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Behind Every Successful Man, There Is A Woman. Behind Every Dead Man, There Is Rajanikanth.

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Abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz . . . . From This 1 Is Missing . . . . . Trying To Read It Again There Is No 1 In Alphabets...

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If Your Cursor Finds A Menu Item Followed By A Dash, And The Double-clicking Icon Puts Your Window In The Trash, And Your Data Is Corrupted Cause The Index Do...

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Difference Between Good Bad Girls Good Girls Loosen A Few Butons When Its Hot, Bad Girls Make It Hot By Losseing A Few Buttons!...

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First Kid: Once When I Was Playing On A Road, A Speeding Bike Hit Me And I Fell Down On The Earth Unconsciously. Second Kid: Oh My God! Did You Survive That A...

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The One Who Likes U Most, Sometime Hurts U. But Again He Is Only The One Who Feels Your Pain.

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I Wrote Your Name In The Sand But The Waves Washed It Away. I Wrote Your Name On My Hand But I Washed It The Next Day. I Wrote Your Name On A Paper But I Accid...

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Never Make Love In The Garden Or In The Fields...... For Love Might Be Blind But Your Neighbours Not.

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If We Realize A Problem, But If We R Not A Part Of Solution ..... Then We R The 1st Problem...

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