Disaster Accident Messages

._i__i_, (____=------/ ._i__i_, -------- ,----=____/7 (____=------/ ._i__i_, Do I Have Permission To Make An Emergency Landing In Your Bedroom Tonight!...

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A French Husband Was Returning Home After Cremating His Wife. He Sees Heavy Lightning And Thunderstorm In The Sky. Husband Thinks: She Must Have Reached There...

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Policeman: Why Are You Driving On The Sidewalk... ? Santa: It's Too Dangerous To Drive On Street Alot Of Accidents Are Happening Now A Dayz

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Try This Its Interesting Think About A No Between 10 - 50 Now +5 -8 +17 Now Write That On A Paper Fold It,make A Plane It Will Fly At Amazing Speeds . . .. :...

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Employee: Boss, I Have Got Married. Pls Increase My Salary. Boss: Factory Is Not Responsible For Accidents Occuring Outside The Company..

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Where R U?? Whats Ur Blood Group?? Sms Urgently There's An Accident And Blood Is Needed Immediately Dont B Late.... If U R Late.................. A Monkey Will...

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Boys Are Very Kind Hearted Than Girls.... Proof.... Most Of The Girls Dnt Like To Help Unknown Boys....but All Boys R Always There To Help Any Known/unknown G...

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Y Smile + My Joy + My Pleasure + My Life + My Relief + My Honour + My Pride = Your 1 Sms. Now Think...the Value Of Ur Msg.. So Keep Msging Me..good Aft....... ...

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Friendship Is Like A Mark On A Stone.. Which Can Never B Erased.. But When Sum1 Tries 2 Rub A Stone Erase It. The Fire Produced Can Burn Anyone...

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Facebook Founder Mark Zukerberg Has Been Hospitalised With Serious Injuries ...!!!! Why? Rajnikanth Poked Him On Facebook...

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A D V I S E -=- Of The -=- -=- D A Y -=- F L I R T ... B U T B E A L E R T...

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Too Bad All The People Who Know How To Run The Country Are Busy Driving Cabs And Cutting Hair.

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Judge: You Want To Divorce Your Husband For Threatening You With A Deadly Weapon? Wife: No Your Honor I Am Divorcing Him For Threatening Of Every Night With Dea...

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Worst Excuse For Not Turning In Homework: I Couldn't Find Anyone To Copy It From.

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2 Sardars Lookin At An Egyptian Mummy. Sardar1:look So Many Bandages, Pakka Truck Accident Case Hai. Sardar2: Aaho, Truck Number Bhi Likha Hay, Bc-1760...

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Heart Is Like A Crystal, Preserve It! Love Is Like Perfume, Spread It! Feeling Are Like Flood, Flow It! Friendship Is Like An Umbrella, Come Lets Share It!...

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Death Is Not The Greatest Loss In Life The Greatest Loss Is When Relationships Die In Us When We Are Alive By Jay

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If I Should Die, Think Only This Of Me: That There's Some Corner Of A Foreign Field That Is Forever England. There Shall Be In That Rich Earth A Rich...

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Friendship Is Not Finding Gold Or Silver Among Rocks Of Life . It Is Accepting Each Other As Coal Till Diamonds Are Formed Through Time......

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Rey Likes To Drive Fast. One Time He Meets With An Accident. When He Wakes Up He Moans, Where Am I? Room 315. A Nurse Answers. Is This A Hospital Or A Prison?...

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Facebook Founder Mark Zuckerberg Has Been Hospitalised With Serious Injuries...why ?........rajnikanth Poked Him On Facebook !!...

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If You Don't Respond To This Message Within The Next 10 Minutes Of Which 5 For You To Get The Message And 5 More Till You Respond To It, You Own Me A Thousand K...

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A House Was On Fire With 25 People Inside. A Sadar Went Inside Saved 6 By Pulling Them Out. But He Was Jailed. Why? B'coz All 6 Were Fireman....

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You Are So Beautiful That I Would Crawl Ten Miles On My Hands And Knees Through Broken Glass Just To Jerk Off In Your Shadow.

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Friendship Is A Mercury Drop... If Its Dropped... Impossible To Recollect... So Don't Drop Your Friends.! Stay In...

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A: Why Are You Crying? B: The Elephant Is Dead. A: Was He Your Pet? B: No, But I'm The One Who Must Dig His Grave.

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Friendship Is Like A Mark On A Stone.. Which Can Never B Erased.. But When Sum1 Tries 2 Rub A Stone Erase It. The Fire Produced Can Burn Anyone.......

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Smoke Everyday! Smoke Means S=send M=me O=one K=kool Sms E=everyday So Please Feel Free To Smoke.request You To Be A Chain Smoker.good Day.............

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Friendship Is Delicate As A Glass, Once Broken It Can Be Fixed But There Will Always Be Cracks.

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Everything Happens For A Purpose. Our Relationship Was Not An Accident... God Wanted Me To Get The Best. But Unfortunately U Got The Best!

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_i__i _, (____=/ _i__i _, -------- , -- -- =____/7 (____=/ _i__i _, D0 I Have Permisi0n Ton Of Make On Emergency Landin In Ur Bedroom 2nite...

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There Is A Limit For Love And Food . . .! If Anyone Cross That Limit.... She Will End Up Vomiting..!! Read Once Again . . . . . :-)

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What's The Difference Between Spongebob And A Gold Chain?? One's A Yellow Necklace And The Other's Yellow And Neck-less.

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Warning Warning ! Stay Away ! It's Coming ! It Entered The Town ! You Know What Is It ?! A Big Kiss From Me To You. Emwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah....

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Rajnikanth Can Set Ants On Fire With A Magnifying Glass..... . . . . . . . . . At Night.

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When Rajinikant Croses The Road, The Cars Have To Look . . . . . . . Left And Right Before Moving.

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I Always Felt That The Great High Privilege, Relief And Comfort Of Friendship Was That One Had To Explain Nothing.

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Q: What Is A Kiss? A: Very Simple, Its An Enquiry At The Top Floor About The Vacancy In The Ground Floor.

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Todays Headline Collison Happened Between Train And Cycle....all Passengers Of Train Died .... Cycle Driver Rajnikant Abscond

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You Are So Beautiful That I Would Crawl Ten Miles On My Hands And Knees Through Broken Glass Just To Jerk Off In Your Shadow.

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