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Which Is D Painful Way Of Death? Poison Murder Accident! Tsunami D Nt Worry Itz Simple.. Just Luv A Girl Sincerly...

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Boys Are Cheaters Boys Are Fake Lousy Lies Are All They Make You'll See No Bounds On What They Can Do Coz Boys These Days Get Boyfriends Too...

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2 Sardars Lookin At An Egyptian Mummy.sardar1:look So Many Bandages, Pakka Truck Accident Case Hai.sardar2: Aaho, Truck Number Bhi Likha Hay, Bc-1760...

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Good Boys/girls Blush During Naughty Scenes In Movies.... Bad Boys/girls Smile Because They Know They Can Do Better.... Stop Smiling Now... :-)...

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. _i__i_, (____=------/ ._i__i_, -------- ,----=____/7 (____=------/ ._i__i_, Did I Have Permission To Make An Emergency Landing In Your Bedroom Tonight! ...

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The Worst Way To Miss Someone Is To Be Sitting Right Beside Them Knowing You Can't Have Them.

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I Wrote Your Name In The Sand But The Waves Washed It Away. I Wrote Your Name On My Hand But I Washed It The Next Day. I Wrote Your Name On A Paper But I Accid...

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Rajnikant Got His Driving License At The Age Of....... . . . . . . . . 18 Seconds

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Everything Happens For A Purpose. Our Relationship Was Not An Accident... God Wanted Me To Get The Best. But Unfortunately U Got The Best!

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When I Saw You, I Was Afraid To Meet You. When I Met You, I Was Afraid To Hug You. When I Hugged You, I Was Afraid To Love You. Now I Love You And I'm Afr...

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If 1000 Person Miss U Im One Of Them If Only One Miss U That's Me If Nobody Miss U Be Sure I M Dead

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First Case Of Viagra Overdose Reported... . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . The Man Died And They Couldn't Close The Coffin.......:-d

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Q: What Do Girls And Rocks Have In Common? A: Everyone Skips The Flat Ones.

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Where R U? U R U Not Replying? I M Worried Coz Todays Paper I Read That Due 2 Thunder A Monkey Has Been Severely Injured. So If U R Safe, Sms Me Immediately.

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Difference Between Good Bad Girls Good Girls Loosen A Few Butons When Its Hot, Bad Girls Make It Hot By Losseing A Few Buttons!...

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What Is Globalization? Ans: Diana's Death An English Princess With Egyptian Boyfriend, Crashes In A French Tunnel, In A German Car, With A Dutch Engine...

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A Man While Making Love To His Maid,exclaimed ‘martha Ur Are Sweeter Than My Wife’the Maid Smiled And Said‘i Know ‘cos The Driver Always Tells Me So’...

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Boys Are Cheaters Boys Are Fake ...lousy Lies Are All They Make. You'll See No Bounds, On What Boys Do ...'coz Boys These Days, Get Boyfriends Too! Oh Yeah!...

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If I Should Die, Think Only This Of Me: That There's Some Corner Of A Foreign Field That Is Forever England. There Shall Be In That Rich Earth A Rich...

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Sardarji His Wife Going To City In Auto. Driver Adjusted Miror. Sardarji Shouted You Are Seeing My Wife. Go Sit Back. I Will Drive Auto.....

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Y Smile + My Joy + My Pleasure + My Life + My Relief + My Honour + My Pride = Your 1 Sms. Now Think...the Value Of Ur Msg.. So Keep Msging Me..good Aft....... ...

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Heart Touching Lines By Chain Smoker: I Trust Cigarates More Than Girls. Because, I'm Ready To Damage My Lungs But Not My Heart..

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Friendship Is A Mercury Drop... If Its Dropped... Impossible To Collect... So Don't Drop Your Friends.! Stay In Touch..!!!...

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Accident Do Happen. I Slip , I Trip, I Stumble And I Fall Usually I Don't Mind It All... But Now I Don't Know What To Do Because I Slipped And Fall In Love Wit...

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Ghosts Are Actually Caused By Rajanikanth Killing People Faster Than Death Can Process Them.

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Facebook Founder Mark Zukerberg Has Been Hospitalised With Serious Injuries ...!!!! Why? Rajnikanth Poked Him On Facebook...

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Never Make Love In The Garden Or In The Fields...... For Love Might Be Blind But Your Neighbours Not.

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Friendship Is Not Finding Gold Or Silver Among The Rocks Of Life... It Is Accepting Each Other As Coal Till Diamonds R Formed Through Time.

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Boys, Boys, Boys, We Like Boys In Cars Boys, Boys, Boys, Buy Us Drinks In Bars Boys, Boys, Boys With Hairspray And Denim And Boys, Boys, Boys, We Love Them, We ...

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S*x Is Like A Restaurant Sometimes U Get Good Service, Sometimes Bad Service, Sometimes No Service Many Times U Have To Be Happy With Self Service......

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Frnz R Like A Gas In The A*s,some R Loud,some R Silent,some R Boisterous And Some R Noisy,but However They R,they Bring Lot Of Relief...

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A Blonde Call The Fire Department, Because Her House Was On Fire. They Ask Her How To Get There And She Replies: Duh, Big Red Truck!!!

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First Our Pleasures Die - And Then Our Hopes, And Then Our Fears - And When These Are Dead, The Debt Is Due Dust Claims Dust - And We Die Too...

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When I Was Walking Alone, I Wished That I Can Reach The End Of The Road.. But When U R Walking With Me, I Wish The Road Never Ends.......

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A Relationship Is A Two Way Street. It's Never All Your Fault Or The Other Persons. You Go Into The Relationship Together And Work Through It All Together....

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Q:in A Pond There Are 10 Fish, One Of Them Dies, And The Water Level Of The Pond Increases. How? A:the Other 9 Fish Are Crying...................

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Two Days Of Powercut In Delhi Had Made Life Miserable. Worst Affected Was Delhi Metro Station Where Families Of Santa & Banta Were Struck For 48 Hrs On Es...

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Passion Running Trough My Veins, Trembling, Waiting, Reason Is Fading. Overpowering Desire Sets My Skin On Fire!

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Instead Of Thinking About What You're Missing. Try Thinking About What You Have.... That Everyone Else Is Missing.... =d

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Abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz . . . . From This 1 Is Missing . . . . . Trying To Read It Again There Is No 1 In Alphabets...

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