Disaster Accident Messages

I Wrote Your Name In The Sand But The Waves Washed It Away. I Wrote Your Name On My Hand But I Washed It The Next Day. I Wrote Your Name On A Paper But I Accid...

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. _i__i_, (____=------/ ._i__i_, -------- ,----=____/7 (____=------/ ._i__i_, Did I Have Permission To Make An Emergency Landing In Your Bedroom Tonight! ...

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At The Scene Of An Accident A Man Was Crying: O God! I Have Lost My Hand, Oh! Sardar: Control Yourself. Don't Cry. See That Man. He Has Lost His Head. Is He Cry...

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I Loved The Way You Lookd At Me. I Love The Way You Held Me. I Loved The Way You Tlkd To Me. But Most Of All( I Loved The Way You Loved Me!

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Ohhhh!,i've Been Travel On This Road Too Long,just Try To Find My Way Back Homeooo,but Old Me Dead And Gone,dead And Gone,oohhh!!,i've Been Travel On This Road ...

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Baby Im Gonna Take You High Ill Give You One Amazing Night Dont Be Afraid You Have To Try Just Spread Your Wings, Prepare To Fly Fly, Fly Butterfly And Take Me...

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My Smile + My Joy + My Pleasure + My Life + My Relief + My Honour & My Pride = Your 1 Sms.

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If Love Gets Broken, You Can Look For A New One. If Glass Gets Broken, You Can Always Buy A New One. But If Friendship Gets Broken You Can Never Have The Same...

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Boys R 70 Percent Handsome Boys R 75 Percnt Sweet Boys R 85 Percnt Naughty Boys R 90 Percnt Frndly Boys R 100 Percnt Brave Totally 70+75+85+90+100 = Boys ...

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Ghosts Are Actually Caused By Rajanikanth Killing People Faster Than Death Can Process Them.

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Rey Likes To Drive Fast. One Time He Meets With An Accident. When He Wakes Up He Moans, Where Am I? Room 315. A Nurse Answers. Is This A Hospital Or A Prison?...

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Girls Policy 2010 Fraud With Innocent Boys! Fun With Handsome Boys! Friendship With Smart Boys!! Love With Faithful Boys!!! Marriage With Rich Boys!!...

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When I Was Walking Alone, I Wished That I Can Reach The End Of The Road.. But When U R Walking With Me, I Wish The Road Never Ends.......

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Why Do Earthquake Occurs?????because At That Time Rajanikanth's Mobile Is On Vibration Mode!!!!!!!!!

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Last Night Was My Fault, My Wife Asked, “what’s On The Tv?” And ….. I Said, “dust!”

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Once Upon A Memory Someone Wiped Away A Tear Held Me Close And Loved Me, Thank You, Dear Mother .

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Stupid Flirtings May Lead To Infatuations. Then Suddenly Into A Major Disaster.

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_i__i_, (____=------/ ._i__i_, -------- ,----=____/7 (____=------/ ._i__i_, Di I Have Permission To Make An Emergency Landing In Your Bedroom Tonig...

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Love Is A Fire. But Whether It Is Going To Warm Your Heart Or Burn Down Your House, You Can Never Tel

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The Flight On A Business Trip Was Pretty Empty,pilot Made Request Of Passengers. We Have Extra Room Tonight,folks, He Said Over The Pa System.if You Wouldn't...

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Fact Of Life - Poor Man Runs 4his Daily Food, While A Rich Man Runs 2digest His Daily Food.. What A World.... ! Gud Evenin... !!

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Friendship Is Like A Mark On Stone Which Can Never Be Erased But Wen Sum1 Tries 2 Rub A Stone Erase It The Fire Produced Can Burn Any1.

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Heart Touching Lines By Chain Smoker: I Trust Cigarates More Than Girls. Because, I'm Ready To Damage My Lungs But Not My Heart..

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Boys N Girls: Boys Always Misunderstand Friendship As A Love..... But Girls Always Misunderstand Love As Friendship.....

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If I Should Die, Think Only This Of Me: That There's Some Corner Of A Foreign Field That Is Forever England. There Shall Be In That Rich Earth A Rich...

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Y Smile + My Joy + My Pleasure + My Life + My Relief + My Honour + My Pride = Your 1 Sms. Now Think...the Value Of Ur Msg.. So Keep Msging Me..good Aft....... ...

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Where R U?? Whats Ur Blood Group?? Sms Urgently There's An Accident And Blood Is Needed Immediately Dont B Late.... If U R Late.................. A Monkey Will...

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I Just Saved A Bunch Of Money On Car Insurance By Switching......my Car Into Reverse And Driving Away From The Accident

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Unmarried Girl Got Pregnent,went To Insurance Office For Claim. Officer: Ur Policy Covers Sickness,accident Not Pregnancy Girl : It Was An Accident....

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Boys Are Cheaters Boys Are Fake ...lousy Lies Are All They Make. You'll See No Bounds, On What Boys Do ...'coz Boys These Days, Get Boyfriends Too! Oh Yeah!...

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Pledge Of Boys In Prayer: India Is My Nation, Girls R My Destination, Dating Is My Passion,and Wht D H**l Is Ths Education.

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Facebook Founder Mark Zukerberg Has Been Hospitalised With Serious Injuries ...!!!! Why? Rajnikanth Poked Him On Facebook...

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Q: What Is A Kiss? . . . . . . . A: Very Simple, . . . . . . . Its An Enquiry At The Top Floor About The Vacancy In The Ground Floor.

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I Wanna Be A Butterfly I Wanna Fly With You Tonight With You I Wanna Touch The Sky I Wanna Be Your Butterfly Fly, Fly Butterfly And Take Me Higher Fly, Fly But...

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Why Do Boys Walk Faster Than Girls And Girls Talk More Than Boys Because . . . . . . . . . . Boys Have An Extra Leg. . . And . . Girls Have ...

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When You're Sitting On The Upstairs Floor, Are You Sitting On The Downstairs Ceiling ?

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Death Is Not The Greatest Loss In Life The Greatest Loss Of Life Is When Relationship Dies Among Us While We R Alive So B Strong In Your Relations....

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Warning Warning ! Stay Away ! It's Coming ! It Entered The Town ! You Know What Is It ?! A Big Kiss From Me To You. Emwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah....

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Boys Are Like Mobile Girls Are Like Water................. If Mobile Touches Water Or Water Touches The Mobile The Mobile Gets Damaged............ Beware Boy...

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Q:in A Pond There Are 10 Fish, One Of Them Dies, And The Water Level Of The Pond Increases. How? A:the Other 9 Fish Are Crying...................

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